Post by ZMAC on Oct 27, 2019 23:53:58 GMT -5
RP2
Scaffold (Over a Shark Tank)
Scaffold (Over a Shark Tank)
Winner receives a future North American Title shot
Zombie McMorris vs Voshon Jackson
__________________________
Jackson,
Ya boi is going to do this in a way that you can understand. Real simple like. Buddy was right when he told you that that was going to be psychological. You were also right when you said I’m was going hard up in this. Truthfully its the only way that ya boi knows how. Buddy warned you but you didnt listen.
Damn Shame
LOL
6720
_____________________________
Chapter I: Build The Wall
This is the part where I just come down on your head because fuck you.
Homeboy, you gotta listen up. You think I or anyone else cares that your brother died 10 whole ass mother fuckin years ago. Tom Brady was havin his first hall of fame career 10 years ago. Kobe was still in the NBA ten years ago. 10 years ago, G Dubs was the most vile republican to ever walk the earth.
LOL you guys remember when ya’ll hated Bush 43 cuz Kanye said he hated the darkies N sum shit now Kanyes chillin with trump cuz ‘ shit, my name aint sanchez. I aint illegal My black ass been here since the cotton plumes be bloomin’.’
Shit did I just crack the code?
Blacks for Trump: At Least We Aint Buildin THAT Mothah Fuckah.
Russher if you can read this, put that shit on a billboard in front of Barry Oaks jungle hut LOL
Shee-it. Somebody call Andre Holmes, Spencer Adams, Steven Orbit ( LOL the fuckin irony in that ) and IDK, Howie, Howie likes politics -> we need a Coalition of the Willing. 40 Nations ready to roll -> gotta think tank this summa bitch . We got 6 more years of Trump cuz you best believe he’s gettin a mulligan for that Russher Witch Hoax..
See, ain’t nobody carin about your dead brother. Shit, Alex Richards been dead on the inside for 15 years and aint nobody white said shit. You talkin all this mother fuckin nonsense about how you fight people. KNeegrown, this is wrazzlin. This is ZMAC. This is that hokey outlaw shit that James E Corenette has a mother fuckin stroke about every fuckin day because no matter how much he tries, Smokey Moutain wasnt shit and the Midnight Express was absolute fucking trash and he knows it.
Fuck, Jackson, I’m shootin on everybody. You, the blacks, trump, outlaw wrestling, a jobber tag team from the 80s and I aint even adressed you like at all. Ol’ Z is shootin dark room shots against your decades long deceased brother who aint even in this match and I’m drain threes like I’m steph Curry at a Kappa Delta Phi PIG PARTY. The twos, the threes, the ones. I’ll take the fuckin free throw and fuck the retarded bitch with the lazy eye and the lopsided tittays
Cuz this mother fuckin match is lopsided as hell and the whole world knows it.
Except you.
Shit, your brother in hell right now lookin up screamin like: ‘ no, ******* no. He done kilt yo black ass. He done kilt ya black ass.’ Fuckin cryin N’ shit, slammin his fists against the brimstone. You gone half tah dig his punk ass back up and tag him in into this shit. Make this a handicap match cuz from where I’m standin’, ol’ Z is already killin a cripple.
And you wana call that shit character development. Man, if that's character development, I’ll just plain ol’ stick to wreckin yo ass.
So yo bro died livin the life he chose to live? Whats he Steve Irwin? Fuck, remind me to add him to the coalition of the Willing. We up tah 41 nations.
Provacs in the corner having an aneurysm cuz I already won this match and all I did was dunk on everybody except Jackson
And yet -> it all relates.
And you depressed? Angst? Turmoil? Pain? Anger?
Hold up. Wait a minute. Let me have sum of that Coalition give you a 21 gun salute
FFUUUHHH, homeboy ragin now. He aint think that anybody gone turn his drug deal Street Ganstah into that 2003 Emo scene.
And yet.. Here we are.
A killer makin promises and sowwries like the punk ass bitch he was.
And that's why Slavery was a choice - Kayne West, or sum shit.
You be talkin about Avengin your brother.
Fuck, if you call that Avengin, I’ll stick to DC
LMAO
We in this match for the North American Championship and let me tell you right now, as a former US champion, I dont represent North America. Its just America. Canadas main export is tree sap and Mexicos just sending us all their killers and rapists and drug dealers.
See, if’n the Dems gave trump the funding, that wall been built and your brother wouldnt been dead.
Blacks for Trump: Build the wall so they stop shootin our ass.
IDk, gotta workshop that one. Just like you gotta workshop this one.
How many more white ppl gotta call the cops on you for breathin till you figure out that you aint wanted. You know, that's prolly why Mike died.
Truthfully Voshon, I’m just going to shoot on your brother until you quit the fed.
Ghost-> if you will
LMAO
Yo, real talk, you gone be a ghost if’n you think you can keep fuckin with me. You talk about how you kill people -> Like how I’m killing you now. I told them that this wouldnt be like before. I gave them my word.
But Voshon -> If you know anything about me -> Know that Ol’ Z is a liar.
You talked about murder. With a name like Zombie McMorris, you think I aint kilt no fools, dismembered no fools, slaughtered no fools?
I’m slaughtering you, aint I
LOLOL
You dont want me to take that Gorilla a suit serious yet here you stand, as a fuckin gorilla in a suit tellin me to take you serious.
So heres the facts:
You losing to me in a shark tank match for the #1 contendership to the North American Title.
You talked about dismemberment. Well first I’mma do it. Then the sharks gonna do it.
See, heres the thing, I’m known for my Naval prowess. I’m known for my sea fairing ways. You think I’m afraid of a fish, give me a boot knife and I’m comin pack with Tuna Tar tar.
Put a roided up magoo with too much melanin under his skin and watch ya boy get under ya skin.
I’m going to fucking body you. Win this match and go on to beat Spartan like he was brother owin me money.
And we all know how that turnt out. All for the crime of being North American Champion.
Build that Wall, Spartan.
You sure as fuck gone need it.
Now, put your hand over your heart and in a loud, clear voice:
CONQUER THE HATE
