Post by 'Jazzy' John McCarty on Oct 13, 2019 17:02:31 GMT -5
It was bright. It was beautiful. It was dazzling. It was euphoric. It was grand. In fact, it was so damn good that someone could constantly hype about it week after week.
Of course, it was New Orleans.
And today, it was a grand night for John, as he had just finished his first 'official' date with Jade. John walked back into the bar, to the applause of Bert and the Bartender.
John <bowing>: Thank you! Thank you! Now get me some champagne, stat.
The Bartender runs around and behind the bar and immediately pours three glasses of champagne. They all raise their glasses.
Bert: To John!
Bartender and John: To John!
*clink*
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Bartender: Tell me about your match this week.
John: You know that 'wild card' stipulation in my match last week?
Bartender: Yeah...
John: Well that 'wild card' can suck my ass. I win this wildcard, and what happens? I move forward in the tournament, against a completely new opponent who wasn't even part of it in the first week! Pathetic.
Look Night. I think you're new here, I'm not really sure because I don't care. I don't care whether you're new or not, because I'm not a nice guy. Most people ask whether they want to take it the easy way or the hard way. Me? I don't ask. I just assume they want the hard way.
But, hey. Maybe if I get to know who you are, I might let you at least have a chance. So, I won't lie, I did some research on you. But, I can't seem to find you anywhere. You haven't wrestled anywhere else, heck, I'm not sure if you were even born.
Look Night, you don't belong in this tournament. You can't just enter a tournament halfway through. You need to earn your spot. Which is why I'll destroy you this Monday night. It's as simple as that. Okay?
Mmmkay.
NOTE: Not as great as my other ones, but I just did Relay For Life so I've been pretty tired lately...
Of course, it was New Orleans.
And today, it was a grand night for John, as he had just finished his first 'official' date with Jade. John walked back into the bar, to the applause of Bert and the Bartender.
John <bowing>: Thank you! Thank you! Now get me some champagne, stat.
The Bartender runs around and behind the bar and immediately pours three glasses of champagne. They all raise their glasses.
Bert: To John!
Bartender and John: To John!
*clink*
-----
Bartender: Tell me about your match this week.
John: You know that 'wild card' stipulation in my match last week?
Bartender: Yeah...
John: Well that 'wild card' can suck my ass. I win this wildcard, and what happens? I move forward in the tournament, against a completely new opponent who wasn't even part of it in the first week! Pathetic.
Look Night. I think you're new here, I'm not really sure because I don't care. I don't care whether you're new or not, because I'm not a nice guy. Most people ask whether they want to take it the easy way or the hard way. Me? I don't ask. I just assume they want the hard way.
But, hey. Maybe if I get to know who you are, I might let you at least have a chance. So, I won't lie, I did some research on you. But, I can't seem to find you anywhere. You haven't wrestled anywhere else, heck, I'm not sure if you were even born.
Look Night, you don't belong in this tournament. You can't just enter a tournament halfway through. You need to earn your spot. Which is why I'll destroy you this Monday night. It's as simple as that. Okay?
Mmmkay.
NOTE: Not as great as my other ones, but I just did Relay For Life so I've been pretty tired lately...
