Post by BonnieBlue on Sept 23, 2019 20:02:28 GMT -5
September 23rd, 2019
Live From: Bryce Jordan Center, University Park, Pennsylvania
Seating capacity: 15,261
Exclusive to NETFLIX
Clearwater: Welcome, Alpha Faithful, to another edition of Monday Night Metal -- LIVE from University Park, Pennsylvania!
Remi: And listen to these fans, bro! They are fired up!
Clearwater: With good reason, Remi! This is our last show before our landmark Supremacy pay-per-view, and this lineup tonight is everything these fans have come to expect -- and more!
Remi: You got that right, my dude! In our Main Event, three of the top talents compete for the right to take on Smith Jones in Kentucky next week for the Alpha World Title!
Clearwater: We’ll see Quintessential Perfection in action again following that upset loss to Fourgasm just two weeks ago at Jubeilation!
Remi: And Fourgasm gets a chance at a repeat performance when they face off against Steven Osbourne and the Number One Contender himself, Smith Jones!
Clearwater: We’ve got Spartan taking on Jaice Wilds! Alex Scott versus Dean Wolf! Road Dawg up against newcomer Some Random Dude!
Remi: Wait, is that really his name, bro?
Clearwater: That’s what the legal documents say, Remi! And that’s not all! We’ll see Johnny Blaze one-on-one with Bobby Beauregard!
Remi: I’m still pretty sure that guy’s actually a gorilla in a monkey suit -- get it? Gorilla? Monkey suit?
Clearwater: Not cool, Remi. I have it on good authority that Mr. Bobo is, in fact, hearing-impaired and suffers from hirsutism.
Remi: If you say so, bro. We’ll also see a debuting Ethan Van Oddwin in singles competition against Night, who walked out with a victory over Some Random Dude in his own debut just last week. Can Night keep that momentum going, or will natural selection be in favor of the Dude: Evolved?
Clearwater: And that’s not all! For one night only, Alex Richards -- former Guardian, two-time UCI Tag Champ, former UCI and WCF World Champ, and all-around wrestling legend -- will take on Allen Anderson… with Anderson’s APW contract on the line! Anderson’s come up short week after week, and instead of taking responsibility for his own actions, he continues blaming his losses on bad ref calls, at one point even threatening to sue the company! This is Irina Ivanova’s answer to that, and I have to say, Remi, it’s not a moment too soon!
Remi: What are you talking about, bro? Anderson’s my guy! You’ve seen him go full beast mode in that ring! What else can it be but bad refereeing?
Clearwater: Either way, my friend, tonight’s the night for him to prove himself -- or start looking for another company, because if Alex Richards wins, that’s it for Anderson’s career in Alpha Pro!