Post by lw on Aug 25, 2019 22:24:15 GMT -5
<its been a long month for the dawg since he won he title and he's still not entirely sure he wants to keep it but he's signed up to defend it at least once maybe after he's successful he'll get it some respect s8nce its all but ignored after he won it ....... then there's the culmination of the other project that's turned into a full-time job...and that's the care and feeding of ultimate destroyer and the publicity and crap that goes on the way to the PPV but for the moment he's hoping to take a nap as he reclined in his easy chair and finished a few cold ones that were in the back of his m9stly empty fridge
he heard the buzzing and looked over and seen the atomic cloud and knew who it was......he sighed as he noticed its 330 in the morning but wearily and warily he answered the phone >
yeah? ok youre in but not in a match.... youll get an in ring promo and other publicty stuff and your not supposed to get involved in anything k? good pick ya up at 8 for the plane ....go to bed ....night
<hes glad the calls over as he dozes off
<next mooring hes watching a cargo plane haul a huuuge box up the ramp and onto the plane ... and he's nibbling on what destroyer called a "breakfast sandwich " its about as long as a forearm and its bbq and cheese and sauce he's currently trying to identify the meat because it could be beef pork lamb....junkyard dog or barn cat or just "critter" knowing destroyer < he sighs and ralizes hes gonna have to get him on a diet of some sort again among other things seeing how he's strapped down and all ready to go without incident> he says ... well see ya at the matches .... and hopped off the plane and as he watched it take off he wrapped the rest of the sandwich up for later knowing it could feed 3 people and sighed as he did so knowing it was too early for a drink ... cause he knew hed need a few if he was going to survive the weekend > he then hops on his bike to go around to the passenger side of the airport having half a thought just to go on down the road and send the belt back through the mail ... but knew he couldn't and even if he did hed just end up on an indy card in some dump somewhere anyways >
<its now Sunday before the match...... his friend off doing interviews and getting squared away he checks out to see if anyone even addresses the match and they haven't and since he has a few hours he looks up his opponent and sees hes mainly known for dirt sheets and the like and just actually wrestled once in a while and not doing anything overly important until he won the battle royal last month and hes not impressed with the mans skill in dirt sheets or wrestling he finds a camera and begins speaking >
"you know a lot of people have been lucky in this fed ... especially since I haven't seen 90 percent of them before and now there getting famous.. So, of course, everyone wants some now ......even some people that dont seem to belong in a wrestling ring ... Take Mr worthy ..... al li have on him is some scattered matches and half-assed dirt sheets that Dani Applegate would be embarrassed to write and lord knows she cants use anything after the letter d or e ......
So he's writing fanzines and the like and sees apw and figures hey maybe i can make a career and jumps in ...... Well, let me just say after this match you'll wanna jump back out because after removing my boots from your ass by surgery will get you out of the mood .....I see you're what a friend of mine would call an "internet princess warrior" writing about mostly made up crap for the rubes ... Well, the next thing you should be writing is your obituary because you'll need it after this match .....
Its nothing overly personally tho its just no one takes this title or me seriously and tonight I aim to change that and if I have to kill you to do it well ..... it's your funeral Normally I dont do all the ranting and ravin bs that most people expect but maybe if killing you doesn't work ill have to join em ........
In a few short hours ill go down in history for the first successful defense of a title ....and you'll be noted for the first APW death in the ring ...........
So I'm ready to make history are you? <the camera fades out >
he heard the buzzing and looked over and seen the atomic cloud and knew who it was......he sighed as he noticed its 330 in the morning but wearily and warily he answered the phone >
yeah? ok youre in but not in a match.... youll get an in ring promo and other publicty stuff and your not supposed to get involved in anything k? good pick ya up at 8 for the plane ....go to bed ....night
<hes glad the calls over as he dozes off
<next mooring hes watching a cargo plane haul a huuuge box up the ramp and onto the plane ... and he's nibbling on what destroyer called a "breakfast sandwich " its about as long as a forearm and its bbq and cheese and sauce he's currently trying to identify the meat because it could be beef pork lamb....junkyard dog or barn cat or just "critter" knowing destroyer < he sighs and ralizes hes gonna have to get him on a diet of some sort again among other things seeing how he's strapped down and all ready to go without incident> he says ... well see ya at the matches .... and hopped off the plane and as he watched it take off he wrapped the rest of the sandwich up for later knowing it could feed 3 people and sighed as he did so knowing it was too early for a drink ... cause he knew hed need a few if he was going to survive the weekend > he then hops on his bike to go around to the passenger side of the airport having half a thought just to go on down the road and send the belt back through the mail ... but knew he couldn't and even if he did hed just end up on an indy card in some dump somewhere anyways >
<its now Sunday before the match...... his friend off doing interviews and getting squared away he checks out to see if anyone even addresses the match and they haven't and since he has a few hours he looks up his opponent and sees hes mainly known for dirt sheets and the like and just actually wrestled once in a while and not doing anything overly important until he won the battle royal last month and hes not impressed with the mans skill in dirt sheets or wrestling he finds a camera and begins speaking >
"you know a lot of people have been lucky in this fed ... especially since I haven't seen 90 percent of them before and now there getting famous.. So, of course, everyone wants some now ......even some people that dont seem to belong in a wrestling ring ... Take Mr worthy ..... al li have on him is some scattered matches and half-assed dirt sheets that Dani Applegate would be embarrassed to write and lord knows she cants use anything after the letter d or e ......
So he's writing fanzines and the like and sees apw and figures hey maybe i can make a career and jumps in ...... Well, let me just say after this match you'll wanna jump back out because after removing my boots from your ass by surgery will get you out of the mood .....I see you're what a friend of mine would call an "internet princess warrior" writing about mostly made up crap for the rubes ... Well, the next thing you should be writing is your obituary because you'll need it after this match .....
Its nothing overly personally tho its just no one takes this title or me seriously and tonight I aim to change that and if I have to kill you to do it well ..... it's your funeral Normally I dont do all the ranting and ravin bs that most people expect but maybe if killing you doesn't work ill have to join em ........
In a few short hours ill go down in history for the first successful defense of a title ....and you'll be noted for the first APW death in the ring ...........
So I'm ready to make history are you? <the camera fades out >
