Post by Allen Anderson on Aug 2, 2019 0:13:58 GMT -5
OOC: Takes place after the first match of Monday Night Metal
(The crowd boos as the Titantron reveals Allen Anderson doing some stretches in preparation for his debut match on Metal. He appears to be focused and ready to take on Bryan "Buzz" Worthy whom he couldn't wait to take out. For the past week, Allen worked hard preparing physically and mentally to overcome the rut he was in. Right now Allen is eager to show the world why he is well regarded. Allen was just finished stretching until he heard a knock from his door, irritated because he did not like to disturbed when he was training Allen sighed heavily.)
Allen (annoyed): Who is it?
Mysterious person who is NOT Vince Russo: It's your agent bro! I told you two weeks ago that I will meet you here bro!
Allen: Indeed you did Vince Russo. I'm surprised you didn't swerve me this time.
Mysterious person who is NOT Vince Russo: Bro! I told you I don't who are you talking about bro! Let me in we got a lot of things to tawk about.
(Allen shook his head heading towards the door and opening it. The camera immediately zooms in to Vince Russo stepping into Allen's dressing room, the crowd boos heavily the second that Vince Russo was in the shot. The announcers stared at their monitors with a mix of shock and disappointment.)
Mike Clearwater(frustrated while slumping on his chair throwing his notes): You got to be kidding me!!!!!
Jonah "Remi" St. Remington (screaming like a kid whose birthday come early) : OH SHIT! IT'S VINCE RUSSO!
(Vince Russo laughs loudly extending his hand for Allen to shake. He's wearing a New York Giants jersey along with blue linen pants and white sneakers. In his right hand Russo is carrying his Iphone 7, the word "BRO!" was written on the back of the case. Allen forced a smile and reluctantly shakes Russo's hand, as much as he did not want to associate himself with a controversial figure, Russo was the first person to agree with Allen that his loss at Showdown was complete bullshit.)
Russo: HA! I swerved you real good did I bro?! I did the best I could bro to make sure that you didn't know it was me bro! It was for my safety bro! So many people want my head bro!
Allen(deadpan): Yeah..... you swerved me real well for the past two weeks.
(A small but noticeable chant of fire Russo was heard from the crowd.
Russo: But Allen enough about me, forget what the wrestling dirtsheets say bro! They're false! Fake news bro! With my creative genius bro! I have created the Atitude Era bro! I've booked thrilling matches such as The Reverse Battle Royal during my time at TNA bro! The dirtsheets were always me because they're jealous of my greatness bro!
Allen: About what you said not being about you.....
Russo: My bad bro! (Russo coughs) for years bro! I have graced the business with my presence bro! Every good moment you saw at WWF and WCW in the nineties was due to me bro! Memorable wrestlers such as Oklahoma sponsored a reaction around the world bro! And it was thanks to me bro!
Allen (impatiently): Get to the point Russo I got something I need to do.
Russo: Of course bro! I want to be your agent bro! Your manager bro! APW is a promising wrestling company but they NO eye for talent bro! The way you were treated bro was a disgrace bro! You did not receive a rematch from that scumbag Smith Jones and the referees were very disrespectful to you bro! It served you right for knocking that old referee out at Showdown! It served him right bro!
(The crowd boos loudly as soon as Eddie Silk is mentioned. Allen placed his hands on his hips, he did have some mixed feelings regarding hitting Eddie with the Game Winner at Showdown but ultimately stood by his decision. The referees screwed him badly.)
Russo: Old decrepit men like Eddie Silk should be in a retirement home and shouldn't even be in a wrestling ring bro!
(Chants of Eddie were heard from the crowd.)
Allen(nodding): I agree.
Russo: Wonderful bro! So what do you say bro? Chance of a life time! My business: Shocking Swerve Agency will make sure that wrestler get their due and I would love for you Allen Anderson to be my client bro! I'll make sure bro that you won't get screwed ever again bro! I'll make sure that your reputation will be repaired bro! Stick with me Allen and I guarantee you'll shoot to the top bro! What do you say?
(Allen frowned then smiled.)
Allen: All right I'll give you a try!
(The crowd boos loudly while Vince Russo laughs.)
Russo: That's what I love to hear bro! That's what I love to hear! Gimmie some bro!
(Vince Russo hand curls into a fist ready for a fist bump. Allen looks disinterested.)
Allen: No.
Russo: All right bro! Baby steps then bro! Baby steps! You ready for your debut match at Metal bro!
Allen: I am! For two weeks I was treated as a joke by the internet and by non wrestling fans. They think they know me but they don't after tonight the whole world will know what Allen Anderson is capable. I'm a man on a mission, I shooting for the top and I'm not gonna stand for motherfuckers who treat like I'm some fucking sideshow. Everyone is watching me tonight and they're laughing, they want me to lose, they want the meme to continue but they're going to be horribly disappointed after I'm done tonight.
Russo: You sound like you have a plan bro! You definitely got a plan!
Allen: More like a message I need to send to a certain wrestler who think I'm some creampuff they chew up and spit out. That fucker is first on my list. Now excuse me.
(Allen steps out of his dressing room, while Vince Russo sports a wide grin on his face.)
Russo: I love this guy bro! I've made the right choice bro!
(The crowd boos as the scene fades to black.)
(The crowd boos as the Titantron reveals Allen Anderson doing some stretches in preparation for his debut match on Metal. He appears to be focused and ready to take on Bryan "Buzz" Worthy whom he couldn't wait to take out. For the past week, Allen worked hard preparing physically and mentally to overcome the rut he was in. Right now Allen is eager to show the world why he is well regarded. Allen was just finished stretching until he heard a knock from his door, irritated because he did not like to disturbed when he was training Allen sighed heavily.)
Allen (annoyed): Who is it?
Mysterious person who is NOT Vince Russo: It's your agent bro! I told you two weeks ago that I will meet you here bro!
Allen: Indeed you did Vince Russo. I'm surprised you didn't swerve me this time.
Mysterious person who is NOT Vince Russo: Bro! I told you I don't who are you talking about bro! Let me in we got a lot of things to tawk about.
(Allen shook his head heading towards the door and opening it. The camera immediately zooms in to Vince Russo stepping into Allen's dressing room, the crowd boos heavily the second that Vince Russo was in the shot. The announcers stared at their monitors with a mix of shock and disappointment.)
Mike Clearwater(frustrated while slumping on his chair throwing his notes): You got to be kidding me!!!!!
Jonah "Remi" St. Remington (screaming like a kid whose birthday come early) : OH SHIT! IT'S VINCE RUSSO!
(Vince Russo laughs loudly extending his hand for Allen to shake. He's wearing a New York Giants jersey along with blue linen pants and white sneakers. In his right hand Russo is carrying his Iphone 7, the word "BRO!" was written on the back of the case. Allen forced a smile and reluctantly shakes Russo's hand, as much as he did not want to associate himself with a controversial figure, Russo was the first person to agree with Allen that his loss at Showdown was complete bullshit.)
Russo: HA! I swerved you real good did I bro?! I did the best I could bro to make sure that you didn't know it was me bro! It was for my safety bro! So many people want my head bro!
Allen(deadpan): Yeah..... you swerved me real well for the past two weeks.
(A small but noticeable chant of fire Russo was heard from the crowd.
Russo: But Allen enough about me, forget what the wrestling dirtsheets say bro! They're false! Fake news bro! With my creative genius bro! I have created the Atitude Era bro! I've booked thrilling matches such as The Reverse Battle Royal during my time at TNA bro! The dirtsheets were always me because they're jealous of my greatness bro!
Allen: About what you said not being about you.....
Russo: My bad bro! (Russo coughs) for years bro! I have graced the business with my presence bro! Every good moment you saw at WWF and WCW in the nineties was due to me bro! Memorable wrestlers such as Oklahoma sponsored a reaction around the world bro! And it was thanks to me bro!
Allen (impatiently): Get to the point Russo I got something I need to do.
Russo: Of course bro! I want to be your agent bro! Your manager bro! APW is a promising wrestling company but they NO eye for talent bro! The way you were treated bro was a disgrace bro! You did not receive a rematch from that scumbag Smith Jones and the referees were very disrespectful to you bro! It served you right for knocking that old referee out at Showdown! It served him right bro!
(The crowd boos loudly as soon as Eddie Silk is mentioned. Allen placed his hands on his hips, he did have some mixed feelings regarding hitting Eddie with the Game Winner at Showdown but ultimately stood by his decision. The referees screwed him badly.)
Russo: Old decrepit men like Eddie Silk should be in a retirement home and shouldn't even be in a wrestling ring bro!
(Chants of Eddie were heard from the crowd.)
Allen(nodding): I agree.
Russo: Wonderful bro! So what do you say bro? Chance of a life time! My business: Shocking Swerve Agency will make sure that wrestler get their due and I would love for you Allen Anderson to be my client bro! I'll make sure bro that you won't get screwed ever again bro! I'll make sure that your reputation will be repaired bro! Stick with me Allen and I guarantee you'll shoot to the top bro! What do you say?
(Allen frowned then smiled.)
Allen: All right I'll give you a try!
(The crowd boos loudly while Vince Russo laughs.)
Russo: That's what I love to hear bro! That's what I love to hear! Gimmie some bro!
(Vince Russo hand curls into a fist ready for a fist bump. Allen looks disinterested.)
Allen: No.
Russo: All right bro! Baby steps then bro! Baby steps! You ready for your debut match at Metal bro!
Allen: I am! For two weeks I was treated as a joke by the internet and by non wrestling fans. They think they know me but they don't after tonight the whole world will know what Allen Anderson is capable. I'm a man on a mission, I shooting for the top and I'm not gonna stand for motherfuckers who treat like I'm some fucking sideshow. Everyone is watching me tonight and they're laughing, they want me to lose, they want the meme to continue but they're going to be horribly disappointed after I'm done tonight.
Russo: You sound like you have a plan bro! You definitely got a plan!
Allen: More like a message I need to send to a certain wrestler who think I'm some creampuff they chew up and spit out. That fucker is first on my list. Now excuse me.
(Allen steps out of his dressing room, while Vince Russo sports a wide grin on his face.)
Russo: I love this guy bro! I've made the right choice bro!
(The crowd boos as the scene fades to black.)