Post by Allen Anderson on Jul 28, 2019 14:10:34 GMT -5
OOC: The following is an interview conducted on radio. The radio station is called: Wrestling News Now!
(The theme music plays and a man named Brian Roberts begins to announce the show.)
Brian: Welcome back to Wrestling News Now! I'm Brian Roberts! So far I've covered the very good but bittersweet WWE RAW reunion, AEW's move to TNT but I want to talk about most important thing that happened this week. That is the Alpha Pro Wrestling Pay Per View Debut: Alpha Showdown at the MGM arena Las Vegas. The Pay Per View was critically acclaimed by critics and fans with Dave Metzler giving three matches five star matches which is incredible for a young company like APW. Those three matches were Masuda Juebi vs Braxton Locus for the Alpha World Heavyweight Championship, Spartan vs ZMAC vs Dean Wolf for the Hardcore Championship and of course the Alpha Showdown main event! Joining me right now is the young man who fought in the Alpha Showdown match: The one the only: Allen Anderson.
(Allen Anderson is sitting in front of Brian wearing his headset while smiling. Allen slept all day yesterday the best sleep he had ever since the debacle at Showdown. He was scheduled to appear at Wrestling News Now! But Allen hoped to be here as a number one contender for a title shot but he jobbed out during the match while Allen is smiling there is a sense of sadness and rage inside of him though it was easier to fight it off thanks to a long rest.)
Allen (while chuckling): You know how to cater to a persons ego Brian.
(Brian Roberts also laughed in response to Allen's statement)
Brian: It's my job Allen, I like to butter my interviewees up before asking the tough questions.
(They both laugh, though Allen's sounded more hollow.)
Brian: But welcome to the show Allen, it's not often we get a wrestler of your caliber.
Allen: Thank you, it's great to be here.
Brian: Let's get down to business, at Alpha Showdown there were a lot of twists and turns from Showdown: Oldin's dominance over Roku Xete, Juebi and Locus having a legendary title match but the thing that people are talking about is how Smith Jones defeated you with a roll up pin during the showdown main event.
(Allen shifts uncomfortably in his chair.)
Allen: Have you seen that part?
(Brian looks bewildered.)
Brian: Well yeah, I've seen that match at least 4 times already it was an amazing match.
Allen: But have you seen the part where Smith Jones grabbed my tights preventing me from kicking out?
Brian: Well..... I haven't.
Allen: It was pretty blatant, I know you might have missed it but the Refs were clearly saw it! He was right there when I got pinned! If you watch at around 11 minute mark you'll see!
Brian: Well Allen that's terrible but I hate to break it to you but the Showdown match had a No Disqualification stipulation on it.
Allen: And that's utter bullshit! The bookers or agents never informed that it would be a No Disqualification match! I was just told that I was going to be part of an elimination match for a chance to be a Number One contender for a title! It was until Buzz Lightyear on Twitter told me of that stipulation. It's a mark poor communication on APW's part and I still blame the Referee because before the match I asked the referee: Is there any thing I need to know about this match and responded no!
Brian: That does point to potential problems for APW in the future and it's a good thing you're bringing to light Allen. Though I believe the Buzz Lightyear person you're referring to is actually Bryan "Buzz" Worthy.
Allen: I don't give a fuck about him! That pasty motherfucker is probably some imbred hick who hasn't seen pussy in his life! You know how people from Arizona are?!
Brian: I'm.... from Arizona Allen.
(Allen stares at Brian in an awkward from moment of science before continuing his rant.)
Allen: Mea culpa then, anyway Bryan Buzz light- whatever the fuck his name is gonna get his ass kicked on the August 5th edition of Monday Night Metal! You can count on that!
(Brian frowns at an Incense Allen before clearing his throat.)
Brian: Let's move on.... shall we? Overnight Allen you've become a what people on the internet would call a meme. A Youtube video of Smith Jones rolling you up in a silly fashion which racked 10 million views in less than 24 hours.
(Allen furrowed his eyebrows enraged by the humiliation.)
Brian: Memes such as 4-time All American gets pinned in an embarrassing fashion is getting shared all across the world. Even non wrestling news outlets are sharing your humiliating loss. It took the number one spot on CNN's Anderson Cooper's segment: Ridiculist!
Allen: Smith Jones! That cheating ass son of a bitch who thinks he's hot shit because he cheated his way to become a number one contender for Jubei's title! Man Juebi tear his asshole apart and when he's finished with him then I' m going beat the ever living shit out of him. Scum like Smith Jones shouldn't even be alive in this fucking world! Yet people are focusing on me when I was fucking screwed!
Brian: Well Allen like it or not I mean these allegations are true but it was a no DQ match and you lost fair and square.
Allen: I was not aware of that stipulation! I could out wrestle all of those fuckheads with my left hand while pissing with my right! I can get hardcore if need be! But if I'm gonna screwed in my debut match?! Then APW is gonna have one thing coming to them!
(A ring can be heard inside the station. Brian presses a few buttons before smiling at Allen who is STILL steaming.)
Brian: Well Allen, we have some calls from fans.
Allen: Bring it on then! Always nice to hear from the fans, I'm sure true wrestling fans could see that I was screwed.
Brian: This Jeff Sutherland from San Diego California! Jeff you're on!
Jeff: Thanks Brian! I listen to your show on my way to work every day! Just renewed my Sirius account just for you man!
Brian: Thank you Jeff! That's great to hear!
Jeff: Man! Alpha Showdown was amazing on Monday! Pay Per View of the year there but there's one thing I need to ask Allen Anderson.
Allen: What is it Jeff?
Jeff: Why are you acting like a bitch?!
(Allen was flabbergasted at that question.)
Allen: What?!
Jeff: I mean you keep bitching on Twitter and shit complaining about your loss my dude! I mean you gotta get over that you lost because you ani't good son!
Allen: Listen here you shit filled cunt! Of all the contenders I was the only putting in work in that match!
Jeff: No you weren't motherfucker! You stood like a bitch in that ring! Candilicious did more work than you!
Allen: I carried that match! I deserve a title shot!
Jeff: You don't deserve shit man! You a joke a jobber!
Allen: Say that I'm a jobber again you thrash ass motherfucker!
Brian: All right cut Jeff out!
(Before Jeff could respond, the feed was turned off! Allen was red in the face with his fists clenched in rage.)
Brian: Now that was an interesting conversation. I do agree with Jeff that you need to stop whining.
Allen: The fuck you say?!
Brian: The Internet fans are rather annoyed with your constant complaining. They think you've made the grabbing the tights thing up and that you're an overyped goon.
Allen: Those white virgins thinking that they're Roger Ebert because they have access to the Dirt Sheets. Fuck them! Let them enter the ring and I'll fuck them up! You better not call me a jobber.
Brian (Trying to stay calm): I'm just saying that in whining you will be demoted to a jobber status.
(Allen gets up from his chair and begins cracking his knuckles.)
Allen(Quietly): Call me a jobber again......
Brian: I'm just saying Allen Anderson. You're not going any where with that shit attitude. Maybe Bodilicous is right! You are a jobber.
(It was at that point Allen took off his headset and flipped the table over pushing Brian off his chair and on to the ground!)
Brian (full of fear): WAIT ALLEN I'M JUST KIDDING!
(Allen then begins to kick Brian's entire body as security guards struggles to rush at him.)
Brian: HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!!!
(The Wrestling News Now Radio show then cuts abruptly.)
(The theme music plays and a man named Brian Roberts begins to announce the show.)
Brian: Welcome back to Wrestling News Now! I'm Brian Roberts! So far I've covered the very good but bittersweet WWE RAW reunion, AEW's move to TNT but I want to talk about most important thing that happened this week. That is the Alpha Pro Wrestling Pay Per View Debut: Alpha Showdown at the MGM arena Las Vegas. The Pay Per View was critically acclaimed by critics and fans with Dave Metzler giving three matches five star matches which is incredible for a young company like APW. Those three matches were Masuda Juebi vs Braxton Locus for the Alpha World Heavyweight Championship, Spartan vs ZMAC vs Dean Wolf for the Hardcore Championship and of course the Alpha Showdown main event! Joining me right now is the young man who fought in the Alpha Showdown match: The one the only: Allen Anderson.
(Allen Anderson is sitting in front of Brian wearing his headset while smiling. Allen slept all day yesterday the best sleep he had ever since the debacle at Showdown. He was scheduled to appear at Wrestling News Now! But Allen hoped to be here as a number one contender for a title shot but he jobbed out during the match while Allen is smiling there is a sense of sadness and rage inside of him though it was easier to fight it off thanks to a long rest.)
Allen (while chuckling): You know how to cater to a persons ego Brian.
(Brian Roberts also laughed in response to Allen's statement)
Brian: It's my job Allen, I like to butter my interviewees up before asking the tough questions.
(They both laugh, though Allen's sounded more hollow.)
Brian: But welcome to the show Allen, it's not often we get a wrestler of your caliber.
Allen: Thank you, it's great to be here.
Brian: Let's get down to business, at Alpha Showdown there were a lot of twists and turns from Showdown: Oldin's dominance over Roku Xete, Juebi and Locus having a legendary title match but the thing that people are talking about is how Smith Jones defeated you with a roll up pin during the showdown main event.
(Allen shifts uncomfortably in his chair.)
Allen: Have you seen that part?
(Brian looks bewildered.)
Brian: Well yeah, I've seen that match at least 4 times already it was an amazing match.
Allen: But have you seen the part where Smith Jones grabbed my tights preventing me from kicking out?
Brian: Well..... I haven't.
Allen: It was pretty blatant, I know you might have missed it but the Refs were clearly saw it! He was right there when I got pinned! If you watch at around 11 minute mark you'll see!
Brian: Well Allen that's terrible but I hate to break it to you but the Showdown match had a No Disqualification stipulation on it.
Allen: And that's utter bullshit! The bookers or agents never informed that it would be a No Disqualification match! I was just told that I was going to be part of an elimination match for a chance to be a Number One contender for a title! It was until Buzz Lightyear on Twitter told me of that stipulation. It's a mark poor communication on APW's part and I still blame the Referee because before the match I asked the referee: Is there any thing I need to know about this match and responded no!
Brian: That does point to potential problems for APW in the future and it's a good thing you're bringing to light Allen. Though I believe the Buzz Lightyear person you're referring to is actually Bryan "Buzz" Worthy.
Allen: I don't give a fuck about him! That pasty motherfucker is probably some imbred hick who hasn't seen pussy in his life! You know how people from Arizona are?!
Brian: I'm.... from Arizona Allen.
(Allen stares at Brian in an awkward from moment of science before continuing his rant.)
Allen: Mea culpa then, anyway Bryan Buzz light- whatever the fuck his name is gonna get his ass kicked on the August 5th edition of Monday Night Metal! You can count on that!
(Brian frowns at an Incense Allen before clearing his throat.)
Brian: Let's move on.... shall we? Overnight Allen you've become a what people on the internet would call a meme. A Youtube video of Smith Jones rolling you up in a silly fashion which racked 10 million views in less than 24 hours.
(Allen furrowed his eyebrows enraged by the humiliation.)
Brian: Memes such as 4-time All American gets pinned in an embarrassing fashion is getting shared all across the world. Even non wrestling news outlets are sharing your humiliating loss. It took the number one spot on CNN's Anderson Cooper's segment: Ridiculist!
Allen: Smith Jones! That cheating ass son of a bitch who thinks he's hot shit because he cheated his way to become a number one contender for Jubei's title! Man Juebi tear his asshole apart and when he's finished with him then I' m going beat the ever living shit out of him. Scum like Smith Jones shouldn't even be alive in this fucking world! Yet people are focusing on me when I was fucking screwed!
Brian: Well Allen like it or not I mean these allegations are true but it was a no DQ match and you lost fair and square.
Allen: I was not aware of that stipulation! I could out wrestle all of those fuckheads with my left hand while pissing with my right! I can get hardcore if need be! But if I'm gonna screwed in my debut match?! Then APW is gonna have one thing coming to them!
(A ring can be heard inside the station. Brian presses a few buttons before smiling at Allen who is STILL steaming.)
Brian: Well Allen, we have some calls from fans.
Allen: Bring it on then! Always nice to hear from the fans, I'm sure true wrestling fans could see that I was screwed.
Brian: This Jeff Sutherland from San Diego California! Jeff you're on!
Jeff: Thanks Brian! I listen to your show on my way to work every day! Just renewed my Sirius account just for you man!
Brian: Thank you Jeff! That's great to hear!
Jeff: Man! Alpha Showdown was amazing on Monday! Pay Per View of the year there but there's one thing I need to ask Allen Anderson.
Allen: What is it Jeff?
Jeff: Why are you acting like a bitch?!
(Allen was flabbergasted at that question.)
Allen: What?!
Jeff: I mean you keep bitching on Twitter and shit complaining about your loss my dude! I mean you gotta get over that you lost because you ani't good son!
Allen: Listen here you shit filled cunt! Of all the contenders I was the only putting in work in that match!
Jeff: No you weren't motherfucker! You stood like a bitch in that ring! Candilicious did more work than you!
Allen: I carried that match! I deserve a title shot!
Jeff: You don't deserve shit man! You a joke a jobber!
Allen: Say that I'm a jobber again you thrash ass motherfucker!
Brian: All right cut Jeff out!
(Before Jeff could respond, the feed was turned off! Allen was red in the face with his fists clenched in rage.)
Brian: Now that was an interesting conversation. I do agree with Jeff that you need to stop whining.
Allen: The fuck you say?!
Brian: The Internet fans are rather annoyed with your constant complaining. They think you've made the grabbing the tights thing up and that you're an overyped goon.
Allen: Those white virgins thinking that they're Roger Ebert because they have access to the Dirt Sheets. Fuck them! Let them enter the ring and I'll fuck them up! You better not call me a jobber.
Brian (Trying to stay calm): I'm just saying that in whining you will be demoted to a jobber status.
(Allen gets up from his chair and begins cracking his knuckles.)
Allen(Quietly): Call me a jobber again......
Brian: I'm just saying Allen Anderson. You're not going any where with that shit attitude. Maybe Bodilicous is right! You are a jobber.
(It was at that point Allen took off his headset and flipped the table over pushing Brian off his chair and on to the ground!)
Brian (full of fear): WAIT ALLEN I'M JUST KIDDING!
(Allen then begins to kick Brian's entire body as security guards struggles to rush at him.)
Brian: HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!!!
(The Wrestling News Now Radio show then cuts abruptly.)
