Post by Odin Balfore on Jul 19, 2019 15:54:10 GMT -5
Alpa Pro Wrestling
Alpha Showdown
Roku
Vs
Odin Balfore
________________________
Roku. What you should be doing is taking a step back and see how you’re being used by your brother. Just because you’re an infantile 6 foot 5, you have to go around cleaning up your brothers mess; bah! I don’t think so. You’re proud though and you love your brother. Me, I loved putting your brother on crutches. I enjoy being the inevitable, do you or do you just fear it. I know, I know, Roku aint a scared of nothing. Well, boy, if you arnt afraid of me then you havent been paying attention.
I am the biggest name in all of pro wrestling- ever and you are just the brother of some chump stain on crutches. No one knows who you are. No one cares. Worse yet, no one knows or care about your brother and that's the whole crux of your visibility; until now. I don’t respect you. I don’t respect your brother and I don’t respect all these other people trying to claw to get that their in the sand. My name is written on the very mountain that they all, including you have to climb. I came here to lead this company and sometimes in order to lead, you have to be the least popular man in the room. Funny thing is, if you were me instead of the cry baby cock sucker that you current are, you would do the same damn thing. Funny how you mentioned that I was cowardly for talking last week. Those are big words for a man who as far as I’m concerned, never wrestled a match in his life.
A sad pathetic life that's going to be snuffed out.
Ready or not.. Here I come.
PART TWO: NO TOYS FOR OLD MEN
Botswana.
* On a dirt road loading from one cow pasture to another was a Tesla Roadster parked off to the side with its trunk open. Leaned up against it was a Chinese businessman with sunglasses halfway up his nose and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. In the distance there is a Ferrari speeding down the road and pulls up behind the Tesla. A Middle Eastern man gets out of the car and meets the Chinese man at the back of the Tesla. The Chinese man reaches in and pulls out a device covered in a cloth as the Arab man smiles and holds it up to the sun. *
Arab man:
Very nice. HaJeet will be very pleased.
* The Arab man reaches into his car and pulls out a backpack full of money and jewels.
Arab man:
Is this 6G?
* The Chinese man looks down at the backpack, rifling through it and puts it back on the ground. *
Chinese man
It is but we have another name for it…
* The Chinese man pulls out a gun and shoots the Arab in the hip and then in the chest. The Arab man falls back on the hoodof the car and then to the ground. The Chinese man takes back the device and throws the money in the truck. He close it and looks back at the dead body. *
Chinese man
.. its called the freedom divined, mother fucker.
* The Chinese man gets back in his car and speeds off as the scene fades. *
PART THREE: LAND OF THE RISING AMAZON
Santas Workshop. Off the coast of Greenland.
* On a long forgotten sunken island off the coast of Greenland, enchanted and protected by the Elder Gods was a workshop; It is as all the stories describe it. Always winter with thick and rich timber forest and staffed by elvish craftsmen who work and build to create toys for all the children of the world. This was the home of Ragnir, uncle of Odin Balfore and Santa Clause to Midgard - Earth. From the outside the workshop looks small, no bigger than a cottage but the same powers that enchant Odins castle are the same that enchant Ragnirs home. The snow is deep, the winds are cold and the nights are everlasting all except for the magical force-field that resembles the Northern Lights. We move inside the cottage and see Odin sitting across from Ragnir, looking just as you expect him to look, albeit more muscular than fat and more a grey-ish brown beard instead of a snow white one and that red suite was tailored to fit instead of being loose and baggy.
Sitting across from one another in front of a roaring fire place they drink hot chocolate with peppermint canes. Ragnir lets out a sigh as he flicks the peppermint cane around its mug before taking a sip and checking over his paperwork. Odin stretches his legs out wide towards the fire and bites into a cinnamon roll that he took off a plate that sits between them. He chews and smacks his lips together as he looks into the fire. *
Ragnir:
Would you look at this, order percentage is down twenty-two percent from last year. Those damn kids with their Alexas and that Amazon Prime. How am I supposed to compete with that? I only work one day a year. One day shipping verse three hundred and sixty-five.
Odin:
I dunno, almost like you’re magic or sumthin.
Ragnir looks up at Odin and gives him the stink eye.
Ragnir:
Does this look like capitalism that I’m runnin here? Its Communism, pure and simple. Jeff Beezo just got divorced and lost 38 billion. 38 fucking billion. Look around, there aint but 15 billion snow flakes on this entire island.
Odin:
Do you want me to go rough up the Chinese again?
Ragnir:
Nah, they got that 5G facial recognition software. We gotta go to the source of the matter. Botswana.
Odin:
Botswana?
Ragnir:
That's where the Chinese get all their shit from. That's China's, China. If we’re going to disrupt Amazon, we have to disrupt China and to do that we’re going to Botswana and by we, I mean you. I have a contact there that will meet you. I heard that the Chinese are already developing 6G technology that will take facial recognition and join it with other bio-metics like medical history and blood type. Human Data Metrics are the new stick and hoop. How can I compete with that? Kids dont want trains and jacks anymore. They want Fortnite and Xbones and that Roombah that sells your floor plans to the chinese. I make toys, Odin; I cant compete with the rule of nations.
Odin:
These are tough times. They represent the tiding nations and the future of mankind but there are always constants: Santa will deliver toys every december 24th and Odin Balfore will kill some jobbers.
Ragnir:
Odin, if I had that 6G I’d be able to compete with Amazons shipping rates and Chinas cheap labor.
Odin:
I’ll get you your 6G, Ragnir. Dont you worry but right now, I gotta go catch a flight to Vegas.
CHAPTER FOUR: CAGE THE BETA
McCarren International Airport.
* The All Father walks through the McCarren airport in a neon blue polo shirt with hot pink undershirt with dark blue jeans and black boots. His rolling luggage is in toe Danni Applegate eagerly waits as she can see the big mans head above the crowd as he comes closer to her. She approaches with Alpha Pro cameraman Dennis by her side. *
Danni:
Odin. Odin, can we have a minute? Its finally time for the Alpha showdown and for you to make your in-ring debut. How do you feel about your match with Roku and pretty much going up against the entire hierarchy of Alpha Pro?
Odin:
I am the hierarchy in Alpha Pro and yah, I have some words for Roku.
* Odin turns and addresses the camera, *
Odin:
Roku, while you’re off training, I’m over here trying to save the free world. This is a joke to me. You’re a joke to me but you’re going to get buried just the same and you wont even see it comin. You want to be selfish and avenge your brother and your pride and this company that you’ve invested a good month into. Youse the guy who puffs his chest out at the bar cuz yo bitch lipped off and now you got to fight for her. You been with that bitch two months and now you gonna get ya head busted cuz she got a loud mouth. Welp, your brother got a loud mouth. That loud mouth of his is going to be the end of your sad, none existent career. We tangled at Metal and you aint afraid but you never had your back broken by Ragnarok. You never been dumped out the ring by a thirteen foot choke slam. You’re used to being the big man in the ring but I’m the biggest man in the ring. I’m the biggest name in the ring and it must fugg with chu like some shit knowing that 6 foot 5 and three bills dont make a lick of difference to me because you might as well be a lightweight compared to me.
You want to be a young boy at Christmas but I’m here to burn your house to the ground and watch you cry outside in the snow. To you you’re just a young boy with a sand castle and I’m the incoming tide; I don’t give a fuck. This is about more than domination or disdain or even a lack of respect for you, your brother and the roster. Now maybe you got some talent and maybe you don’t but we’ll see that at Alpha Showdown here the first match on the card is the best match of your career. It will be short and it will be painful.
Danni:
Odin, I’m not afraid to ask you the tough questions and frankly I find your answers to be bull. So why did you really come to Alpha Wrestling?
Odin:
World Champions arnt Braxton and Jubei. They sure as shit aint Jaice Wilds. You might get away with Dean Wolf for a quick minute but you mean to tell me that Netflix just up and picked up Alpha Pro with a bunch of no name talent? You cant get a company over by throwing forty guys on a roster and telling the audience to take their pick like we’re shirts in a Savers bin. They NEED me. Alpha Pro needs me. My name brings value. If ZMAC puts the working class ass in working class seats then I bring the real money in. I’m going to sell out the front row. I’m going to fill out the nose bleeds. I’m a sky box presser and standing room only outside the doors with your ears to the wall. When Roku ZETE can fill out a three kay civic center, then ya’ll will be ok. If you want to get off of Netflix and get on Networks, you need me. This is beyond the roster. Its a problem that no one has forseen but myself and Adam Dante. I bet that Jason didnt tell his brother that. They need to build a main event and main event stars and the biggest stars right now are me, Wolf and ZMAC. I’m the biggest star and Jasons selfishness put me in the open match because he doesnt want me in the Alpha Showdown. He doesnt want me to be champion. He doesnt want the crowd to chant my name as the show ends.
It is Jasons small dick ego that is preventing that. It is his ego that put his brother in the opening match against the biggest name in the industry for his own self interest. Rather that giving Alpha show the best World title match or the best Alpha Showdown that he could, he has to stroke his own ego to try and get his brother over. It is gross and exactly the thing that I am talking about. Things like that have no place in a time where global audiences and name recognition matter.
Danni, there are people in the main event who didnt even do anything last week- they didnt even appear on TV and yet they are in the main event and I’m supposed to believe that they can properly fight for a world title and lead the company? Danni, I know I got big feet but I’m not wearing clown shoes. Alex Scott, Allen Anderson, Johnny Blaze, Sandy Coconutz, MJ Brilliance, they didnt do anything last week. They wernt on the card. I dont know who these people are and if I dont know who they are how can you expect the audience; you cant.
I was taken out of the Alpha Showdown by Jason Zurra robbed Alpha Wrestling and its fans of a main event that it deserves to see, all because the biggest name in pro wrestling showed up and made people tune in on Netflix. If Adam Dante is listening, that's the ego that's going to kill the company. It wont be a slow death either. Sure it starts simple; its easy to explain that I hurt Jason and who do I think I am so now I have to be ‘punished’ by choke breaking his brother in the middle of the ring. Then it becomes:
‘ well, Roku did a good job against Odin so he should get X title shot”
Then you go from title shot to main event to feuds to world titles because Nepotism is a bitch and so aint the entire Zurra family. I’m glad that Roku had a strained relationship with his daddy but while his daddy was trying to whip Roku into shape, Jason became the sniveling bitch that his daddy feared. That's the truth of the matter.
If Roku fights me, he’s not the master of his destiny. When he losses to me, it proves that hes not the man that he thinks that he is. Its sad that no matter what I do in this match short of killing Roku, the fans, the company, Netflix, and the industry will be short changed because Jason Zurro shouldnt be anywhere near a wrestling promotion because he doesnt know the first thing about it. Heres the thing though; I do. I know about wrestling and I know about dismantling big brothers like Roku who are only used as enforcers. That's the thing about enforcers, they are just a tool, a weapon for weaker men.
Jason Zurra is a weak man with a weak mind and if he still desires to press his brother into this match with me, I’ll make Roku pay double. Ill choke Slam him out of the ring. I’ll powerbomb him so hard that the matt supports buckle and break. I’ll Ragnarok him not once but twice and I’ll take my boot, place it on his chest and stand over him for the one, two three like the big game trophy that his brother could never dream to be. Jason thinks his brother is the Alpha in Alpha Wrestling but I’m the Apex Alpha of this industry and later on, I’m going to cage the Beta and should the world why you don’t fuck with the BAD MOTHER FUCKER!
*Odin starts to walk away as Dani speaks up. *
Danni:
What should I tell APW?
Odin:
Tell them to beg. Tell them to pray. But most importantly tell them that I will not be listening.
