Post by Michael J Brilliance on Jul 18, 2019 21:45:29 GMT -5
We see Michael J. Brilliance dancing around in his bedroom, leather jacket on, dark colored jeans hanging off his ass, gray boxers exposed, and bright white belt contrasting from the attire. He grabs a 40oz bottle of mickeys off the nearby dresser, takes a swig, and then spits it out.
damn this shit sucks. Shit bra ya already recordin? Fuck, stop the damn recordin bra, it ain’t time for it yet. Fuck it, we can just edit it out huh? Word bitch, so less get this bitch goin.
Michael takes a swig of the Mickeys again, this time holding back the disgust, and smiling instead. He jumps around the room, as Go To Church by Ice Cube blasts in the background.
Look bitches like Ice be sayin if yall scared then go to church bitches, cuz tha motha fuckin pastor gonna be holdin fuckin service this week. Gonna be bringin some more bitches to their knees this week, weak ass hoes that think they gonna be brinin somethin special to the motha fuckin ring, but we all know, my pimp hand be ready, like last week.
Michael makes a slapping motion, knocks the bottle of mickeys out of his hand, shattering it on the floor. For the briefest of moments he pauses as if surprised, and then shifts into another gear.
See bitches, the pimp hand be so strong, not even I can stop it from workin its magic, even when I know it be comin. So ya’ll can act like yall some scary motha fuckas but this hand be ready to deliver a pimp slappin to all yall bitches.
Michael jumps back into dancing action, grabbing another bottle of mickeys, popping the top and giving it a giant swig. He stumbles forward a bit, then back before holding up the bottle like he is some kind of champion.
Now look I ain’t sayin Im gun be in a match full of bitches, but fuck these losers look like the kind of morons that get caught by four pot head and their dog. Let’s start with Bryan Worthy of gettin tha pimp hand across his face. Shootin straight, know I dun know a god damn thing about dis fool, other den he a fuckin clown wit a dumb ass name. Probably got his name from some dude in an alley that said he was worthy of suckin his dick, but not havin his first name spelt right.
If he aint worthy tho, maybe Smith Jones is, shit he got his damn name backwards, like a 50 year ole white boy tryin be cool with his backwards cap. Yeah this dumb ass dun even know what order names suppose to go in, and he think he gonna get in the ring with me? Naw bra, you gonna get the pimp hand hard, so hard you gonna have ya names flipped and sound like the good little prep bitch you really are.
We can not forget about Jaice Wilds. He got dat kinda name that makes ya wanna just walk up and punch em in da face even if ya dun know them. Fuckin clown, probably been fired from every job he had before this, and though, shit they keep sayin go getta motha fuckin job so he came to Alpha Pro to be a jobba, well bitch you in da motha fuckin right place, I gonna make ya job hard you gunna wanna go back to workin at Wendy’s and saying Fries ready when the timer go off.
What comes next is da best part of the night. Bitches I get ta go toe ta toe with Ghost rider himself, motha fuckin Johnny Blaze. Now listen up motha fucka, you go all flaming skull on me an shit, and we gunna have some motha fuckin prolems. I gonna take dis motha fuckin boot right here, and put is oso far up ya ass you gunna be pukin leather fer a week. Feel me homie? Good.
If things couldn get any betta, they gun make me get in da ring wit Sandy Cocounutz again, but it gunna be different dis time, I gunna make sandy my bottom bitch. Bring down the pimp hand, and the big boot, make a bitch quiver for what I got. When I’m done Sandy gunna be all wantin have my babies n shit, but I gunna be like off me bitch, go make me da money.
I’ll turn dat bitch out and her big bad bodacious booty, fuck I’ll turn big bad bodacious out too, I ain no motha fuckin discriminator, I an equal opportunity pimp, and all bitches needs some love. So Bodacious, Lilliana Rose, yall can all be up for bottom bitch with Sandy. An don’t worry, if yall bitches don’t get the honor, it gunna be ok, cuz yall can all go out and work for me, I mean a pimp gotta have his hoes, and when yall get done feelin the pimp hand this week, yall gunna wanna go an make me the money.
But Tsukiko, my sushi dish don’t need to be feelin all left out. I know ya gunna try and pull all that tai wan fu do out and dance round tha ring. But motha fucka you can dodge duck and move all over, cuz it aint gunna make no difference, cuz you can’t dodge the pimp hand motha fucka. I gonna slap ya around like a red head that has been adopted and married into anotha fuckin family. So get ready bitch, the hand be ready for ya dancing and prancin round the ring.
Hey Alex, I see ya duckin in the corner like the punk ya is. You got 2 fuckin first names dumb ass, ya parents not understand how naming peeps works? Ya probly aint got much on brains either tho huh bitch. It all good tho, I gunna slap what little taste ya got and smarts you want right out ya dumb ass head. Hell Ill slap ya dum ass so hard you gunna change ya last name to bitchslapped. Choke on that ya presententious motha fucka.
And last but not least, party can’t be compete withow Allen Anderson. Sounds like a damn paint company, maybe he got put in tha match on accident, probly hired to paint tha arena and signed the wrong contract like a fucking tool. Well bitch, all things aside you gonna get ya face slapped like all tha otha bitches in match. It gonna be a bitch slappin spree and Michael J Brilliance gonna be bringin da pain bitches. It gonna be one slap afta anotha, until all ya bitches be turned out, cuz pimpin ain easy.
Michael winks at the camera, swigs the beer, trips over the bean bag in the middle of the floor and face plants, another bottle shattering and alcohol being wasted.
We can cut that shit too, fuck my dads gonna be mad as hell bro. Help me clean this shit up before he get home bitch.
The scene fades out.
damn this shit sucks. Shit bra ya already recordin? Fuck, stop the damn recordin bra, it ain’t time for it yet. Fuck it, we can just edit it out huh? Word bitch, so less get this bitch goin.
Michael takes a swig of the Mickeys again, this time holding back the disgust, and smiling instead. He jumps around the room, as Go To Church by Ice Cube blasts in the background.
Look bitches like Ice be sayin if yall scared then go to church bitches, cuz tha motha fuckin pastor gonna be holdin fuckin service this week. Gonna be bringin some more bitches to their knees this week, weak ass hoes that think they gonna be brinin somethin special to the motha fuckin ring, but we all know, my pimp hand be ready, like last week.
Michael makes a slapping motion, knocks the bottle of mickeys out of his hand, shattering it on the floor. For the briefest of moments he pauses as if surprised, and then shifts into another gear.
See bitches, the pimp hand be so strong, not even I can stop it from workin its magic, even when I know it be comin. So ya’ll can act like yall some scary motha fuckas but this hand be ready to deliver a pimp slappin to all yall bitches.
Michael jumps back into dancing action, grabbing another bottle of mickeys, popping the top and giving it a giant swig. He stumbles forward a bit, then back before holding up the bottle like he is some kind of champion.
Now look I ain’t sayin Im gun be in a match full of bitches, but fuck these losers look like the kind of morons that get caught by four pot head and their dog. Let’s start with Bryan Worthy of gettin tha pimp hand across his face. Shootin straight, know I dun know a god damn thing about dis fool, other den he a fuckin clown wit a dumb ass name. Probably got his name from some dude in an alley that said he was worthy of suckin his dick, but not havin his first name spelt right.
If he aint worthy tho, maybe Smith Jones is, shit he got his damn name backwards, like a 50 year ole white boy tryin be cool with his backwards cap. Yeah this dumb ass dun even know what order names suppose to go in, and he think he gonna get in the ring with me? Naw bra, you gonna get the pimp hand hard, so hard you gonna have ya names flipped and sound like the good little prep bitch you really are.
We can not forget about Jaice Wilds. He got dat kinda name that makes ya wanna just walk up and punch em in da face even if ya dun know them. Fuckin clown, probably been fired from every job he had before this, and though, shit they keep sayin go getta motha fuckin job so he came to Alpha Pro to be a jobba, well bitch you in da motha fuckin right place, I gonna make ya job hard you gunna wanna go back to workin at Wendy’s and saying Fries ready when the timer go off.
What comes next is da best part of the night. Bitches I get ta go toe ta toe with Ghost rider himself, motha fuckin Johnny Blaze. Now listen up motha fucka, you go all flaming skull on me an shit, and we gunna have some motha fuckin prolems. I gonna take dis motha fuckin boot right here, and put is oso far up ya ass you gunna be pukin leather fer a week. Feel me homie? Good.
If things couldn get any betta, they gun make me get in da ring wit Sandy Cocounutz again, but it gunna be different dis time, I gunna make sandy my bottom bitch. Bring down the pimp hand, and the big boot, make a bitch quiver for what I got. When I’m done Sandy gunna be all wantin have my babies n shit, but I gunna be like off me bitch, go make me da money.
I’ll turn dat bitch out and her big bad bodacious booty, fuck I’ll turn big bad bodacious out too, I ain no motha fuckin discriminator, I an equal opportunity pimp, and all bitches needs some love. So Bodacious, Lilliana Rose, yall can all be up for bottom bitch with Sandy. An don’t worry, if yall bitches don’t get the honor, it gunna be ok, cuz yall can all go out and work for me, I mean a pimp gotta have his hoes, and when yall get done feelin the pimp hand this week, yall gunna wanna go an make me the money.
But Tsukiko, my sushi dish don’t need to be feelin all left out. I know ya gunna try and pull all that tai wan fu do out and dance round tha ring. But motha fucka you can dodge duck and move all over, cuz it aint gunna make no difference, cuz you can’t dodge the pimp hand motha fucka. I gonna slap ya around like a red head that has been adopted and married into anotha fuckin family. So get ready bitch, the hand be ready for ya dancing and prancin round the ring.
Hey Alex, I see ya duckin in the corner like the punk ya is. You got 2 fuckin first names dumb ass, ya parents not understand how naming peeps works? Ya probly aint got much on brains either tho huh bitch. It all good tho, I gunna slap what little taste ya got and smarts you want right out ya dumb ass head. Hell Ill slap ya dum ass so hard you gunna change ya last name to bitchslapped. Choke on that ya presententious motha fucka.
And last but not least, party can’t be compete withow Allen Anderson. Sounds like a damn paint company, maybe he got put in tha match on accident, probly hired to paint tha arena and signed the wrong contract like a fucking tool. Well bitch, all things aside you gonna get ya face slapped like all tha otha bitches in match. It gonna be a bitch slappin spree and Michael J Brilliance gonna be bringin da pain bitches. It gonna be one slap afta anotha, until all ya bitches be turned out, cuz pimpin ain easy.
Michael winks at the camera, swigs the beer, trips over the bean bag in the middle of the floor and face plants, another bottle shattering and alcohol being wasted.
We can cut that shit too, fuck my dads gonna be mad as hell bro. Help me clean this shit up before he get home bitch.
The scene fades out.
DISCLAIMER
ALPHA PRO WRESTLING IN NOW WAY ENDORSES PIMPING OR SMACKING BITCHES
NOR DOES ALPHA PRO WRESTLING ENDORSE DRINKING AND PARTYING AROUND BEAN BAGS
NOR DOES IT ENDORSE THE GRATUITOUS OVER USE OF THE F WORD
ALPHA PRO WRESTLING IN NOW WAY ENDORSES PIMPING OR SMACKING BITCHES
NOR DOES ALPHA PRO WRESTLING ENDORSE DRINKING AND PARTYING AROUND BEAN BAGS
NOR DOES IT ENDORSE THE GRATUITOUS OVER USE OF THE F WORD
