Post by Michael J Brilliance on Jul 12, 2019 17:28:57 GMT -5
Sup there bitches, it be ya boy Michael J. Mother Fuckin Brilliance here, and as you can see I’m doin what rich pricks like me do on the downtime of the day, and watchin some hot ass honeys clean my Cadillac Escalade. Bro pan the camera out let the world see these fine ass honeys!
The camera pulls back, revealing a white Cadillac escalade with four Hispanic women in the late 50’s all wearing 1 piece bikinis, cleaning the vehicle. Michael dances around the area, shaking his head like a damn retard, his hands framing the women as he does so.
Now pull all that in ladies and gentleman, you are in the presence of greatness right now. See I bring to the table so many things, so much greatness, the honeys dun want to stay away, they hang on me like shit in the hair of bigfoots crack. Kingons be lovin me!
Michael what the hell are you doing? God dammit I told you not to use the cleaning staff to clean the god damn car. They have shit they need to do in the house. When the fuck are you going to grow up.
Bro why you gotta try an harsh my damn mellow? Ya know a motherfuckin entrepreneur like me can’t be held back by the regular things in this life. So why dun you back the fuck off an know ya place ole man.
Play time is over Michael. Cut the camera off, get the help in the house and go to your room!
The camera goes black. When it comes back up, we see Michael sitting on a bed with the logo of Star Wars all over it. He leans into the camera and begins to talk.
Welcome back bitches, things about to get real up in here, sit back and just let the feelings of my words overtake ya, we gonna take a trip to verbal orgasm town. This week, yall in Alpha get to see Michael J. Brilliance get his revenge for what Coconuts did to me a few weeks back. Now I know all yall thinkin what can this white boy bring to the table, I can bring what yall been missin, I’m the big swingin dick yall need, and that my match needs.
Let’s start with Serenity Sherman, this mother fucka be soundin like a damn bad ass alter ego for a Marvel super hero. When the lights be going down you bet he can probably turn into the sherminator and go back in time for some damn hot girl in search of a nerdy man to make her life betta. Well Sherminator, I’m gonna go all T-1000 on ya ass and be blowin you up. You ain’t gonna find no super hot Sahara Connor on my watch, ya be goin down biatch!
But we can’t stop there, naw we gotta talk about Nick Cannon, he be thinkin this some new show to host, well butt fucka you need to know this ain’t know competition you be hostin. You gonna be getting in the ring for the copetition, and you gonna be getting fucked properly in the ass, long hard and no lube biatch!
But don’t fret Brilliances, you my legion of hard core fans get ta watch me be all bringin da pain against Buck Steele too. Dun be fooled by ole boys dumb ass hillbilly soundin name, we all know he be a clown wearin dat makeup and puttin da thong on. He gun prounce round like he sum shit or sumtin but yall know bitches be bitches, and bitches get slapped down.
An I dun give a fuck if my two dumb ass partners has a problem or some shit wit it, cuz yall know I an equal oppertoonity bitch slappa, I slap them round too if motha fuckas wanna get in my way. Bes believe that Michael comin with his pimp hand strong, ready strike like a damn cobra, coiled up and fulla all kinda energy for some bitch faces.
Now yall right dat down, put it where it goes, and get yo assess ready, Michael J Brilliance be fixin tear da roof off da mother fuckin place. Get ya bitches out da way, cuz the pimp hand comin strong.
The camera pulls back, revealing a white Cadillac escalade with four Hispanic women in the late 50’s all wearing 1 piece bikinis, cleaning the vehicle. Michael dances around the area, shaking his head like a damn retard, his hands framing the women as he does so.
Now pull all that in ladies and gentleman, you are in the presence of greatness right now. See I bring to the table so many things, so much greatness, the honeys dun want to stay away, they hang on me like shit in the hair of bigfoots crack. Kingons be lovin me!
Michael what the hell are you doing? God dammit I told you not to use the cleaning staff to clean the god damn car. They have shit they need to do in the house. When the fuck are you going to grow up.
Bro why you gotta try an harsh my damn mellow? Ya know a motherfuckin entrepreneur like me can’t be held back by the regular things in this life. So why dun you back the fuck off an know ya place ole man.
Play time is over Michael. Cut the camera off, get the help in the house and go to your room!
The camera goes black. When it comes back up, we see Michael sitting on a bed with the logo of Star Wars all over it. He leans into the camera and begins to talk.
Welcome back bitches, things about to get real up in here, sit back and just let the feelings of my words overtake ya, we gonna take a trip to verbal orgasm town. This week, yall in Alpha get to see Michael J. Brilliance get his revenge for what Coconuts did to me a few weeks back. Now I know all yall thinkin what can this white boy bring to the table, I can bring what yall been missin, I’m the big swingin dick yall need, and that my match needs.
Let’s start with Serenity Sherman, this mother fucka be soundin like a damn bad ass alter ego for a Marvel super hero. When the lights be going down you bet he can probably turn into the sherminator and go back in time for some damn hot girl in search of a nerdy man to make her life betta. Well Sherminator, I’m gonna go all T-1000 on ya ass and be blowin you up. You ain’t gonna find no super hot Sahara Connor on my watch, ya be goin down biatch!
But we can’t stop there, naw we gotta talk about Nick Cannon, he be thinkin this some new show to host, well butt fucka you need to know this ain’t know competition you be hostin. You gonna be getting in the ring for the copetition, and you gonna be getting fucked properly in the ass, long hard and no lube biatch!
But don’t fret Brilliances, you my legion of hard core fans get ta watch me be all bringin da pain against Buck Steele too. Dun be fooled by ole boys dumb ass hillbilly soundin name, we all know he be a clown wearin dat makeup and puttin da thong on. He gun prounce round like he sum shit or sumtin but yall know bitches be bitches, and bitches get slapped down.
An I dun give a fuck if my two dumb ass partners has a problem or some shit wit it, cuz yall know I an equal oppertoonity bitch slappa, I slap them round too if motha fuckas wanna get in my way. Bes believe that Michael comin with his pimp hand strong, ready strike like a damn cobra, coiled up and fulla all kinda energy for some bitch faces.
Now yall right dat down, put it where it goes, and get yo assess ready, Michael J Brilliance be fixin tear da roof off da mother fuckin place. Get ya bitches out da way, cuz the pimp hand comin strong.
DISCLAIMER
No one was hurt during the filming of this promotional package
Alpha pro wrestling in no way endorses the slapping of women,
The act of Pimping or being a Pimp,
Or in no way supports the bastardization of the English Language.
No one was hurt during the filming of this promotional package
Alpha pro wrestling in no way endorses the slapping of women,
The act of Pimping or being a Pimp,
Or in no way supports the bastardization of the English Language.
