having a drink with the road dawg
Jul 12, 2019 0:41:46 GMT -5
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Post by lw on Jul 12, 2019 0:41:46 GMT -5
<the road dawg sits in his recliner still battered and bruised with starting to fade black eyes and various other injuries he leans over grabbing a tablet to check on next weeks card and sighs being not overly impressed by the match or his opponents >
<he hits a button on the tablet and mounts it on a stand and leans over and pours lemonade rum tequila and some seriously sweet in a glass with just a bit of ice in a huge cup sits back and sips it softly::
When it connects to the APW he begins in a soft drawl >
See matches like that will put this place on the quicker than anything they've done so far although I was concerned that none of the so-called top talent of this fed deigned to enter but the most talented one in the ring won that night... hell surviving McMorris like that deserves mas respect So here's to the wolf <raises his drink > long may he reign ... unless we face off then well it's on
Now as far as my match Monday well it's against a maybe will be and a has been whos only here because according to the locker room a friend in the front office gave him pity after he pretty much got kicked out of somewhere else ......<he takes a pull from the cup as he winces from bruises >
Let's talk about the maybe will be called himself the spartan .....looks like a hillbilly ....fights hard and needs seasoning ... maybe jell is a big talent in this federation as long as he doesn't get himself killed... like deciding his first match was going to be hardcore hell not that we knew McMorris and wolf and other true superstars were showing up ... unlike our homegrown heroes .........
< another big drink from the cup >
That took a bit of courage and even the fact you stayed and took on wolf and ZM in that room belied heart .... but you have to let the brains and the strategy catch up with ya and I will admit you gave me an ass-kicking that I haven't had in years ...And I hope I returned the favor and will do so again on Monday when I win once again he smirks but this time I won't go easy on ya like I did Monday .. So as long as you don't do too much stupid crap in and out the ring you'll be here for a while and just might rise to the top ....
See folks here's a lesson from road dawgs learnin tree when people join a fed after a few years some people get tired of the jackass ways some people run things and then get ideas of how to do things better and get a hankerin to try them out and since there untested they start out by having legendary wrestlers come in like Balfour or McMorris and cobble together talents like spartan and Jubei and hope they get popular of course ya get lemons like Dweck or warbird ...... But some people get it in their minds "hey let's help out friends and people I know they were popular once and they'll be so glad to have a job we can save money on them
<hes drinking from that huge cup regularly now >
Like our has been charity case that tried to pull a fast one and got his ass stomped through the floor ....yeah that was sneaky and might of worked on the rooks that were in the ring but did you think the ones that had been doing the fighting while you sat on the sidelines deciding if you had a pair big enough to jump in the ring ? and ya tried to be mysterious and crap only to realize we didn't give a damn as we kicked your dick in? As for my fighting style well I have a few more tricks up my sleeve then what ya seen in the hardcore match So ass whippins will be had,,,, and as for my attire and persona .. well that's the real me ... I gave all that wannabe bad movie writing bullshit up years ago ...... take me or leave me... I've been in this business too long to give a damn
<he takes a few drinks and opens a bottle of pain pills and washes a few down with the drink > kiddies don't do that at home ....this old bastard has too many bad habits ......
All you have to know that my boots will be up your orfices .. I just hope the pity money will be worth it Because your friends in the front offices won't be there to save your tried to be cheating ass ... they weren't there last Monday and they won't be there this Monday unless there's a fix in that im not aware of .. and if that happens well you and your friend better have a place to hide because my crusade will be to destroy you and them ......
<he finishes off the cup and seeing the tablets out of recording space > Welp its time go see yall Monday where either my arm will be raised in victory or be carried out in a body bag ...... to be honest .. sometimes i don't care which < the camera fades out >
<he hits a button on the tablet and mounts it on a stand and leans over and pours lemonade rum tequila and some seriously sweet in a glass with just a bit of ice in a huge cup sits back and sips it softly::
When it connects to the APW he begins in a soft drawl >
See matches like that will put this place on the quicker than anything they've done so far although I was concerned that none of the so-called top talent of this fed deigned to enter but the most talented one in the ring won that night... hell surviving McMorris like that deserves mas respect So here's to the wolf <raises his drink > long may he reign ... unless we face off then well it's on
Now as far as my match Monday well it's against a maybe will be and a has been whos only here because according to the locker room a friend in the front office gave him pity after he pretty much got kicked out of somewhere else ......<he takes a pull from the cup as he winces from bruises >
Let's talk about the maybe will be called himself the spartan .....looks like a hillbilly ....fights hard and needs seasoning ... maybe jell is a big talent in this federation as long as he doesn't get himself killed... like deciding his first match was going to be hardcore hell not that we knew McMorris and wolf and other true superstars were showing up ... unlike our homegrown heroes .........
< another big drink from the cup >
That took a bit of courage and even the fact you stayed and took on wolf and ZM in that room belied heart .... but you have to let the brains and the strategy catch up with ya and I will admit you gave me an ass-kicking that I haven't had in years ...And I hope I returned the favor and will do so again on Monday when I win once again he smirks but this time I won't go easy on ya like I did Monday .. So as long as you don't do too much stupid crap in and out the ring you'll be here for a while and just might rise to the top ....
See folks here's a lesson from road dawgs learnin tree when people join a fed after a few years some people get tired of the jackass ways some people run things and then get ideas of how to do things better and get a hankerin to try them out and since there untested they start out by having legendary wrestlers come in like Balfour or McMorris and cobble together talents like spartan and Jubei and hope they get popular of course ya get lemons like Dweck or warbird ...... But some people get it in their minds "hey let's help out friends and people I know they were popular once and they'll be so glad to have a job we can save money on them
<hes drinking from that huge cup regularly now >
Like our has been charity case that tried to pull a fast one and got his ass stomped through the floor ....yeah that was sneaky and might of worked on the rooks that were in the ring but did you think the ones that had been doing the fighting while you sat on the sidelines deciding if you had a pair big enough to jump in the ring ? and ya tried to be mysterious and crap only to realize we didn't give a damn as we kicked your dick in? As for my fighting style well I have a few more tricks up my sleeve then what ya seen in the hardcore match So ass whippins will be had,,,, and as for my attire and persona .. well that's the real me ... I gave all that wannabe bad movie writing bullshit up years ago ...... take me or leave me... I've been in this business too long to give a damn
<he takes a few drinks and opens a bottle of pain pills and washes a few down with the drink > kiddies don't do that at home ....this old bastard has too many bad habits ......
All you have to know that my boots will be up your orfices .. I just hope the pity money will be worth it Because your friends in the front offices won't be there to save your tried to be cheating ass ... they weren't there last Monday and they won't be there this Monday unless there's a fix in that im not aware of .. and if that happens well you and your friend better have a place to hide because my crusade will be to destroy you and them ......
<he finishes off the cup and seeing the tablets out of recording space > Welp its time go see yall Monday where either my arm will be raised in victory or be carried out in a body bag ...... to be honest .. sometimes i don't care which < the camera fades out >
