Post by Braxton Locus on Jul 6, 2019 11:55:57 GMT -5
Well, better late than never! Sorry about the delay but here it is!
“We start at the top and work down. Maybe the wrist or a knee gives out first. You’ll know before me… when there’s a pop. Then that rubber band snap of torn ligaments. Sinews rendered useless with only three ropes to save you.”
Jubei Masuda, Punching Ichiro Suzuki - This is one effectively intimidating line.
"I know that deep down, you’re scared as shit from the Swollest chick with the biggest dick."
Sandy Coconutz, BAD BISH - This is a hype line right here. Plus it rhymed so fuck yeah.
"I will get on this screen and say that I’m gonna kick people’s asses because no matter the result, someone’s ass will get kicked."
Dean Wolf, Motivation is Bullshit - Thems facts, homie!
"The rest were given perfectly legal work, rejecting someone who wanted to work for you when they knew you were a criminal was a very good way to get them to call the cops on you."
Nyeo Son, Fuck - A look into the strategic mind of Nyeo which is a strong factor of this character.
"now see this is where the company should be happy I'm here cause most of the prima donnas would be pissin and moanin about being low on the totem pole ... "
The Road Dawg, theres some jerking going on ........... - The Road Dawg is done roasting management and is on to roasting the whole GOT-DANG locker room!
"Obey the law!"
Nick Cannon, Get out of my way - I lol'd
“I hate life sometimes. Sometimes, I just wish the ground would open up and swallow me. Sometimes, I wish I had died from that overdose. I came so damned close. I could have been GONE. But, I’m still here. I’m right here proving that I am stronger than I ever thought I was. Kicked in the teeth. Left for dead and forgotten so many times over. There is a dark core within me that will always feel alone. I have tried and tried to fill the bottomless cavity within me and have FAILED so many times. No matter how much Amélie tries to help me; no matter how many fans chant my name, I am NOT SATISFIED. I’m so tired of feeling like an alien. I’m so damned tired of feeling so alone in this world. I didn’t mean to be so different from the rest of you. I am what I am. That has to be good enough! That’s all anyone has in life. I feel like so much of my world around me has crumbled into the frigid waters below. I am still sorrowful for the loss of many of my hopes and dreams even after all this time.”
Smith Jones, "So" versus Dean Wolf on Monday Night Metal - Big mood, my dude.
"Steven Osbourne: I'm gonna show you the missionary position.
Danielle: I've already been in many missionary positions. Like the time we built that school in
Steven Osbourne: Not like this missionary position trust me. "
Steven Osbourne, Sometimes you Don't Get What You Expect - Classic Steven, killing it with the ladies.
"The problem with jumping train car to train car is that eventually, you get caught. Eventually, people find out you don’t belong where you are, that you’re just a stowaway. Because that’s what Lucy is, she’s a stowaway on the rail car that is professional wrestling."
Trent Page, NO! SLEEP! 'TIL HOBOKEN! - An apt description, well placed metaphor. What's a metaphor? For peeing stupid. I'm tired.
"But no worries because I am setting things straight from here on out, every loss will lead to ONE broken case of Homemade Maple Syrup!"
The Canadian Coalition, DEAR GOD NOT THE HOMEMADE MAPLE SYRUP!!! - This bastard must be stopped! For the sake of Canada's good ol' Maple Syrup! Don't let this continue!
“We start at the top and work down. Maybe the wrist or a knee gives out first. You’ll know before me… when there’s a pop. Then that rubber band snap of torn ligaments. Sinews rendered useless with only three ropes to save you.”
Jubei Masuda, Punching Ichiro Suzuki - This is one effectively intimidating line.
"I know that deep down, you’re scared as shit from the Swollest chick with the biggest dick."
Sandy Coconutz, BAD BISH - This is a hype line right here. Plus it rhymed so fuck yeah.
"I will get on this screen and say that I’m gonna kick people’s asses because no matter the result, someone’s ass will get kicked."
Dean Wolf, Motivation is Bullshit - Thems facts, homie!
"The rest were given perfectly legal work, rejecting someone who wanted to work for you when they knew you were a criminal was a very good way to get them to call the cops on you."
Nyeo Son, Fuck - A look into the strategic mind of Nyeo which is a strong factor of this character.
"now see this is where the company should be happy I'm here cause most of the prima donnas would be pissin and moanin about being low on the totem pole ... "
The Road Dawg, theres some jerking going on ........... - The Road Dawg is done roasting management and is on to roasting the whole GOT-DANG locker room!
"Obey the law!"
Nick Cannon, Get out of my way - I lol'd
“I hate life sometimes. Sometimes, I just wish the ground would open up and swallow me. Sometimes, I wish I had died from that overdose. I came so damned close. I could have been GONE. But, I’m still here. I’m right here proving that I am stronger than I ever thought I was. Kicked in the teeth. Left for dead and forgotten so many times over. There is a dark core within me that will always feel alone. I have tried and tried to fill the bottomless cavity within me and have FAILED so many times. No matter how much Amélie tries to help me; no matter how many fans chant my name, I am NOT SATISFIED. I’m so tired of feeling like an alien. I’m so damned tired of feeling so alone in this world. I didn’t mean to be so different from the rest of you. I am what I am. That has to be good enough! That’s all anyone has in life. I feel like so much of my world around me has crumbled into the frigid waters below. I am still sorrowful for the loss of many of my hopes and dreams even after all this time.”
Smith Jones, "So" versus Dean Wolf on Monday Night Metal - Big mood, my dude.
"Steven Osbourne: I'm gonna show you the missionary position.
Danielle: I've already been in many missionary positions. Like the time we built that school in
Steven Osbourne: Not like this missionary position trust me. "
Steven Osbourne, Sometimes you Don't Get What You Expect - Classic Steven, killing it with the ladies.
"The problem with jumping train car to train car is that eventually, you get caught. Eventually, people find out you don’t belong where you are, that you’re just a stowaway. Because that’s what Lucy is, she’s a stowaway on the rail car that is professional wrestling."
Trent Page, NO! SLEEP! 'TIL HOBOKEN! - An apt description, well placed metaphor. What's a metaphor? For peeing stupid. I'm tired.
"But no worries because I am setting things straight from here on out, every loss will lead to ONE broken case of Homemade Maple Syrup!"
The Canadian Coalition, DEAR GOD NOT THE HOMEMADE MAPLE SYRUP!!! - This bastard must be stopped! For the sake of Canada's good ol' Maple Syrup! Don't let this continue!
