Post by Jubei on Feb 24, 2021 15:31:41 GMT -5
The distorted riffs of Weak Spots ring through the arena as the lights begin to darken and fog fills the entrance tunnel. As the vocals drop the titantron flashes white and purple with the words 'KAYBY HALE CASSIDY'. Penetrating through the fog, Kayby Hale Cassidy walks backward onto the stage being led by his manager.
[Announcer]: "[Introducing first, / And his/her opponent], from the Centre of the Damn Universe in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 90 kilograms. Accompanied to the ring by Taylor Made, Ms. Arden Taylor; he is the Better Than You-ligan, Kayby Hale Cassidy!
As [the announcer] announces them, Taylor leans in toward Cassidy's face and kisses him on the cheek. Immediately, he whips around, seemingly energized by the young lady's kiss. Cheating to the camera, Cassidy brushes off his abs and fixes his hair as he walks down the ramp. Cassidy slides under the bottom rope while Arden uses the steps to enter the ring. Once more, cheating to the camera they mimic the pose from the stage.
Knowing that he has the strength to get through this with his valiant valet at hand, he takes the belt from Taylor and enters the ring to big cheers.
St. Remi: My man Cassidy!
Clearwater: Hard to beleive we're seeing the end to such a storied title.
St. Remi: Yeah, but what better way to retire this great belt than with a blood ceremony... blood in, blood out.
Clearwater: And with potentially the entire roster to show up tonight, expect the stakes to go to the roof!
St. Remi: Yo, Mike, what that?
Clearwater: Is that a dump truck backing up to the ring?!
The dump truck slams into the ring loud enough to rattle the one referee and Kayby Hale Cassidy, but it withstands this punishment. At which point it upends, dumping every weapon imaginable in a junkyard pile. It's driver slips his head out, and with a thumbs up, drives the huge truck back from whence it came.
St. Remi: Bro... was that ZMAC?
Clearwater: If it was, then this show is already in trouble. And Kayby must defend himself from a literal onslaught in a veritable graveyard of weapons!
[Announcer]: "[Introducing first, / And his/her opponent], from the Centre of the Damn Universe in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 90 kilograms. Accompanied to the ring by Taylor Made, Ms. Arden Taylor; he is the Better Than You-ligan, Kayby Hale Cassidy!
As [the announcer] announces them, Taylor leans in toward Cassidy's face and kisses him on the cheek. Immediately, he whips around, seemingly energized by the young lady's kiss. Cheating to the camera, Cassidy brushes off his abs and fixes his hair as he walks down the ramp. Cassidy slides under the bottom rope while Arden uses the steps to enter the ring. Once more, cheating to the camera they mimic the pose from the stage.
Knowing that he has the strength to get through this with his valiant valet at hand, he takes the belt from Taylor and enters the ring to big cheers.
St. Remi: My man Cassidy!
Clearwater: Hard to beleive we're seeing the end to such a storied title.
St. Remi: Yeah, but what better way to retire this great belt than with a blood ceremony... blood in, blood out.
Clearwater: And with potentially the entire roster to show up tonight, expect the stakes to go to the roof!
St. Remi: Yo, Mike, what that?
Clearwater: Is that a dump truck backing up to the ring?!
The dump truck slams into the ring loud enough to rattle the one referee and Kayby Hale Cassidy, but it withstands this punishment. At which point it upends, dumping every weapon imaginable in a junkyard pile. It's driver slips his head out, and with a thumbs up, drives the huge truck back from whence it came.
St. Remi: Bro... was that ZMAC?
Clearwater: If it was, then this show is already in trouble. And Kayby must defend himself from a literal onslaught in a veritable graveyard of weapons!