Post by Jason Ryan on Feb 1, 2021 21:49:53 GMT -5
Jason shows up on screen wearing a big smile, despite his loss at 2021 Ways to Die. He is back on the set he debuted last week surrounded by puppets. He sits in his rocking chair with a kid’s storybook.
“Hey kids! It’s me, your friend Jason Ryan! And last time I saw you was before 2021 Ways to Die. And even though I kicked out before the three count, my opponent was declared a winner. But that’s okay. I forgive APW for costing me the match. It was an honest mistake. And forgiveness is very important. So now I’m going to read you a story boys and girls!”
Jason opens the storybook and begins to read.
“Once upon a time Jason Ryan and Phoenix Lestrange were set to do battle in the ring. Jason was confident in his abilities, he stood poised and ready for battle. But Phoenix was able to defeat Jason,“ 1,2,3.
A clip of Phoenix Lestrange pinning Jason Ryan shows briefly before showing Jason sitting back in his rocking chair.
“Yes kids, me and my opponent are quite similar. We once had a darker side to us, we were demons walking the earth. But we were both able to overcome our dark sides. Now she goes by Felicity Ann Mason, and I just want to congratulate you for being successfully rehabbed. I too know how hard rehab can be. Now-“
“ I’m freezing my nuts off!”
Jason looks annoyed now as he looks at the camera.
“ Well, it seems as if Peter wants to voice his opinion. Let’s go see what he wants shall we?”
Jason takes the camera to a walk-in freezer. He opens the door to reveal Peter tied up in the freezer. He clearly hasn’t eaten in a while.
“Hello Peter. Did you want to say something?”
“I’m freezing my nuts off! Let me out of here you sick bastard! “
Jason’s face flickers, the smile slowly leaving his face.
“Did you just use foul language Peter?”
“Yes I did! I’ve been here the past few days and I’ve been freezing my nuts off!”
“Peter, don’t say that word again. Or else…”
“Fuck you! I hope Felicity Ann Manson kills you in your match! And then I hope she throws you in here so you can freeze your nuts off!”
“… I warned you.”
Jason gives an inhuman growl and lunges at Peter who screams shrilly and starts crying and begging Jason not to hurt him. Jason bashes his head against the concrete floor again and again until blood starts to flow. Jason sits beside the knocked out Peter and soaks his hand in the blood. He gazes at the blood for a few moments, the screen turns to static, Jesus loves the little children again, this time distorted. Once the camera gets the feed back, Jason’s studio is bathed in red light, destroyed. The Bane is standing in front of a crib, back turned to the camera, slowly singing.
“Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow. Mary took her lamb to school one day, school one day, school one day. Mary took her lamb to school one day, whose fleece was white as snow. Mary and her lamb will die this day, die this day, die this day. Mary and her lamb will die this day, their corpses white. As. Snow.”
The Bane turns around, holding a small doll in the likeness of Felicity Ann Manson. The Bane growls and lights a match then sets the doll on fire. As the flames hungrily consume the doll, The Bane looks at the camera with an expression of hunger and malice.
“… feed me.”
