Post by Jubei on Jan 12, 2021 15:59:09 GMT -5
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Metal this Week
There's a number highlights with the glowing face of Harvey Berlin, lit on holiday cheer...
"Kaybe" Hale Cassidy battles Derek Wellings from a sky lift...
America Jackson fends off a violent barrage from Felicity Ann Mason...
Skye Edwards stands over the fallen Xmas tree in the holiday horror moment of chaos.
Masuda Jubei grinning to the audience from the microphone after his big announcement.
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Cameras pan the sizeable crowd live from Greensboro, South Carolina as the Monday Night Metal opens to a somber note. The entire roster has gathered at the stage. A few have on lavender t-shirts sporting a phrase patented by Harvey Berlin: "Raza-ma-f******-tazz!"
We then move to Mike Clearwater and Jonah St. Remington from ringside looking more or less the same as the near silent crowd.
Clearwater: Alpha faithful... it's with heavy hearts that we open 2021. As many of you may have seen across social media this morning. Beloved anarchist and pariah of the sport, as well as trailblazing athlete for LGBT rights... there's just no easy way to drop this news. But to those unaware, we lost the great Harvey Berlin this morning.
Remi: Look. Many of the kids of there only know him as "Uncle Harvey" during his brief albeit awesome time here in APW. But really, he was one of the good ones. I cannot, as a former kid that laced his boots hoping to be a fraction of the man he was in sport, tell you how much this one stings. For those hurting, we feel you. We truly do.
Clearwater: Now... as the time honored tradition states. We shall honor Harvey Berlin with a tolling of the bells.
The bell tolls ceremoniously in long, droning tolls. Some of the talent look upset, but most keep their composure. A shot of Clearwater and Remi holding back tears. When the 9th tolls, the entire arena feels on edge for the final release, when suddenly there's a pause. Cameras pan quickly to the austere shape of Masuda Jubei in a black suit. He has the ring hammer in hand. Fans begin to boo as he continues to hijack the final toll.
Jubei: Harvey Berlin is gone. And with his void I feel we can finally begin a new era of Alpha Pro-Wrestling.
Boos grow as Jubei walks into the ring with the hammer swinging in his free hand. He gets to the ring's empty center with the spotlights zooming to his spot in the center. There, in all his deceitful energy, Masuda throws the hammer across the ring.
Jubei: I walked out of this tiny airport into a miniature disgrace posing as a metropolis. What did I see but the heart of an America lost on its deep-fried laurels. I took in the sight, only then to realize this wasn't a layover or refuel, but in fact my destination. Greensboro - yes, boo me! - I don't care. Boo me for ruining the ceremony of man whom none of you even knew outside of our young company. Harvey Berlin prided himself on being a part of Stone Wall. That's a good stance in the modern side. But wrestling is not modern. It's an aging art and a sport of gentlemen's agreements dating back a century and a half. Men like Mr. Berlin accepted their role. They accepted that one day you will die alone and unknown. Today I come before you in, knee-deep in the mud of Greensboro to announce that I am fed up with places like this. That wholesome American stench. Also, your impossible need to stay at least 15 years behind the learning curve.
He pauses for effect and to let the fans boo even louder.
Jubei: Cry. I don't care. Because you don't deserve APW. We deserve better, and it's about time I do what should have been in the works months ago. I, as acting owner in place of the absent Adam Dante, am taking this promotion where it belongs. January 25th, our world is about the change again. This time... APW presents 2021 Ways to Die live from Sapporo! And there we will stay until you Americans can get your world together. We're not going to wait for this country to catch up... I'm taking our talents to Japan... now, Rodney, give Harvey his final toll!
The last, ominous toll sounds with a mixed of cheers and boos. We cut from the ring and GM Masuda looking quite pleased to the opening theme.