Post by ដានីយ៉ែល on Dec 20, 2020 16:27:47 GMT -5
The Holiday Horror Scramble
(The scene opens with midget standing next to a APW Holiday Horror Scramble poster.)
Midget: What up people. I got to give a shoutout to my boy Tiny Lister. Great actor. Anyway. I heard about this Holiday Horror Scramble match and I want to be in it, because I am too sexy not to be in the match. The other male wrestlers in the back and male commentary team are just jealous that I get all the women in this company easily. Hell, I managed to play some hanky panky with Addy A and she didn’t mind giving your boy a hand job in that triple threat match. Yeah. I am better than everyone in this company and nobody is going to stop me from winning this Holiday Horror Scramble match. If I have to play dirty and bite my opponent’s hand to win it. Then I will do it, because I am a sexy bond in this company. I don’t care who my opponents are, they will fall down to the sexy beast and that is me.
(The midget takes out his cellphone and puts it on a loudspeaker, while calling Daniel “Mindless” Christopher’ number. Answering machine is heard as DC’s angry voice can be heard yelling.
DC: DON”T LEAVE ME A MESSAGE OR ELSE I WILL SACRIFICE YOUR ASS TO THE DAMN WOLVES!
Midget: What up DC? Are you coming to wrestle the Holiday Horror Scramble Match? I would love to kick your ass all over the ring like all the other idiots in the locker room. Anyway call me back. It is me midget.
(The midget then hangs up and puts the cell phone in the back of his pocket and looks at the video camera with a big smile on his face.)
Midget: I will win this Holiday Horror Scramble match and steal every single women’s panties after the match, because I am the sexy Grinch that Alpha Pro Wrestling needs and deserves to be their santa for this Christmas. I will take all the gifts and keep it for myself, because I can. Only the sexy women are allowed to sit on my damn lap. Sorry, little kids. You little runts will get black charcoal as your Christmas gifts this year. Hahahahaha! There is nothing anybody can stop me from winning the match or having a orgy with all the women in this wrestling company. Peace! Don’t be jealous of me, because I am the sexy bond that all you worthless idiot fellas can never be. Your woman ‘s fantasies are always about me and I take great pride in that, because I know it is true.
(The scene then fades to black and changes to Daniel “The Mindless” Christopher wearing a jacket with a red and black hoodie. while burning a bunch of dead bodies in a random junkyard with Jessica Lee by his side. He takes his cell phone out and drops it on the ground as he walks away with his girlfriend as the voicemail notification sent from midget can be seen with the scene fading out to black.)
(The scene opens with midget standing next to a APW Holiday Horror Scramble poster.)
Midget: What up people. I got to give a shoutout to my boy Tiny Lister. Great actor. Anyway. I heard about this Holiday Horror Scramble match and I want to be in it, because I am too sexy not to be in the match. The other male wrestlers in the back and male commentary team are just jealous that I get all the women in this company easily. Hell, I managed to play some hanky panky with Addy A and she didn’t mind giving your boy a hand job in that triple threat match. Yeah. I am better than everyone in this company and nobody is going to stop me from winning this Holiday Horror Scramble match. If I have to play dirty and bite my opponent’s hand to win it. Then I will do it, because I am a sexy bond in this company. I don’t care who my opponents are, they will fall down to the sexy beast and that is me.
(The midget takes out his cellphone and puts it on a loudspeaker, while calling Daniel “Mindless” Christopher’ number. Answering machine is heard as DC’s angry voice can be heard yelling.
DC: DON”T LEAVE ME A MESSAGE OR ELSE I WILL SACRIFICE YOUR ASS TO THE DAMN WOLVES!
Midget: What up DC? Are you coming to wrestle the Holiday Horror Scramble Match? I would love to kick your ass all over the ring like all the other idiots in the locker room. Anyway call me back. It is me midget.
(The midget then hangs up and puts the cell phone in the back of his pocket and looks at the video camera with a big smile on his face.)
Midget: I will win this Holiday Horror Scramble match and steal every single women’s panties after the match, because I am the sexy Grinch that Alpha Pro Wrestling needs and deserves to be their santa for this Christmas. I will take all the gifts and keep it for myself, because I can. Only the sexy women are allowed to sit on my damn lap. Sorry, little kids. You little runts will get black charcoal as your Christmas gifts this year. Hahahahaha! There is nothing anybody can stop me from winning the match or having a orgy with all the women in this wrestling company. Peace! Don’t be jealous of me, because I am the sexy bond that all you worthless idiot fellas can never be. Your woman ‘s fantasies are always about me and I take great pride in that, because I know it is true.
(The scene then fades to black and changes to Daniel “The Mindless” Christopher wearing a jacket with a red and black hoodie. while burning a bunch of dead bodies in a random junkyard with Jessica Lee by his side. He takes his cell phone out and drops it on the ground as he walks away with his girlfriend as the voicemail notification sent from midget can be seen with the scene fading out to black.)
