Post by ដានីយ៉ែល on Dec 5, 2020 17:39:49 GMT -5
Hale Cassidy is just a high school school jock who likes to use his hands to jerk.
All the women know that he is just a fluke that wants to make you puke.
I am not a legend like Babe Ruth, but that is the truth.
Cassidy thinks he can turn all the ladies on, even though he never shaved his sideburn.
That punk’s junk is so small that none of the women wants to give him a call for a booty call after he were caught having sex with a transxual hairdresser at the mall who Hale met at a random motel.
Hale Cassidy tries to use steroids to try to become the next Hulk Hogan, even though everyone knows that he is just an absolute moron that tries to recruit himself with the Taliban.
My opponent’s breath gets so many people to feel nauseous that a lot of his die hard fans think he is heartless.
I like to smoke weed, because that is what I need.
My opponent thinks his boner can last more than 15 minutes after he bone, even though his last chick went to call the cops on the phone during her ride home.
Yes I am a prankster, but really I am just one crazy motherfucker that Alpha Pro Wrestling shouldn’t have hired me as a wrestler. Even though they won’t admit that Hale Cassidy is just a wannabe curtain jerker.
I rather get high than get shot by a sniper on sight before I get on my flight.
Hale Cassidy’s life must be so surreal that he wants everybody to think that it was a big deal, even though it was all fake and that he spent all his earned money to make his life look fancy for real.
I am so insane that the screws in my brain must be so loose that Hale Cassidy forgot to add his parents to the house lease. Even though they are living there rent free.
I am so funny that all the women gave me the nickname Tony, because they know that I am not a phony or corny like Hale Cassidy who always acts like he is so lonely.
He is just one shady creep that loves to rape women in his red jeep and then have naughty dreams about them in his sleep.
Hale Cassidy can’t match my flow, because his ass is too low to fly quick like a scarecrow.
It hardly remains to see that Daniel Christopher is too mean to prove that Hale Cassidy is too green that likes to chow down on string beans, if you know what I mean.
My opponent is more like a weirdo Tom Green than an Austin Powers actor named Seth Green.
I rather not waste my time begging for my opponent to lose to me, since I can just insult him with this simple rhyme.
Hale is the last thing that comes to my mind, because my main goal is to become a wrestling legend.
My opponent got more skills like a tearjerker than as a Alpha Pro Wrestling wrestler.
It should be a relief that we got no beef.
My reign as Junior Heavyweight Champion may be short, but at least I had the dignity to hold down the fort.
Hale should cover his nose with a tissue, when he sneezes.
Even though he will feel the cold breeze, when the temperature is below 0 degree.
I am more like the Joker than the Riddler.
Hale Cassidy thinks he got me where he wanted me to be.
Even though he just underestimated me.
This four eye motherfucker will kick Hale Cassidy all over the damn ring, before you can get a chance to see my opponent sing.
It is hard for Cassidy to see that I am stress free.
I rather flip him the bird than watch him try to fly like a bird.
DC aka DB is from NYC and this is the place to be.
Hale Cassidy shouldn’t be jealous that his woman left him to be with someone like me, because she wants to roll with a tough sob and join my fan club.
Hale Cassidy is so chubby that he likes to dress up for Halloween as Kirby.
The suspense is killing him, because I am lighting a fire within him.
Nobody wants to see Hale Cassidy dj, because he always sleeps in his pj.
I am not here to praise my opponent, but I am willing to prove that he is a pile of shit that wears clothes that don’t fit.
It takes two to tango, when everyone knows that Hale Cassidy hates the taste of mango.
My opponent is not really that hard for me to defeat in our upcoming feat.
Hale Cassidy is going to be known as Alpha Pro Wrestling’s own version of Cat In The Hat after I knocked his ass off the mat and that is a fact.
My opponent’s first name is Hale.
That does explain why his face is so pale.
He wasn’t born with a tail, but I hope his dreams of winning a championship gold fail.
Hale Cassidy should snooze, if he thinks that I am going to lose.
Women might think my opponent’s name is adorable, but really his loss record is more memorable.
Hale Cassidy has no game plan, because he knows that I am going to pin him to win.
Once his blood gets splatter all over that ring like he just got stung by a bee sting.
That is when the sacrifice is about to begin and the darkness will rise within.
Words may spook you, but really I am just entertaining you, after I destroy you with even saying thank you.
Hale Cassidy thinks that I am foolish enough to lay down in the middle of the ring easily, when everyone his hands are too filthy and greasy, but you don’t have to believe me when I am just being silly.
My opponent’s hopes of winning are falling while my win record will be rising.
Hale is too clueless to know what is happening and that is why he is going to end up complaining and stressing after.his wife starts divorcing.
I rather be balling than trolling him, since my opponent is not tall enough to reach the basketball rim.
His chances of winning are slim, while his career as a jobber looks to be taking a huge toll on him.
I can’t blame him, but it is not my fault that he likes to get his eyebrows trim.
This referee will likely judge our match like a game of Monopoly than a game of Jeopardy.
Frankly, Daniel Christopher is not willing to take his opponent seriously, nor win fairly.
Even though the guy that he is facing him this week named is Hale Cassidy.
I make jokes on all of my opponents for fun, because they already know that they will be stunned to know that their wives will be calling me hun after the women mistake me for Tom Cruise’s character from the movie Top Gun.
Hale Cassidy is just a stupid cupid that loves to get his strings pulled like a corporate puppet.
I am just saying what I feel, even though you can always catch my opponent feasting on a live eel, which will be featured on Chri Jericho’s Highlight Reel.
Hale’s winning streak will be sorely missed, because he is one of the young breeds, whose wrestling skills can easily make him look more like a fraud than a wrestling nerd.
I am too hyper not to do this cypher after his mother buys Cassidy a new pack of diaper after he used up all of the toilet paper after taking a huge dump in the clapper.
My opponent is just jealous that his mom considered me as her favorite after she allowed me to hit on her after she dumped his father for abusing her grandmother.
Swiss cheese gets Hale Cassidy in the mood that he wants to know where to buy the food.
APW fans already saw him nude and finds it very rude that he seems very prude.
Cassidy is no chick magnet, because he is too broke after losing all his money on one lousy bet.
That landed him in a huge gambling debt.
It is not hard to tell, but my opponent is afraid to take a proper physical.
Somebody please spray the restroom with some Febreze, because I think hell just froze.
Hale Cassidy couldn't take a simple joke.
He convinces everyone that he can swallow a huge piece of artichoke that ends up stuck in his throat.
Cassidy will face a sudden death and feel my wraith, once I steal his wealth.
No chance for him to rejoice, since Cassidy has no choice.
I refused to give him any time to remorse.
My insults were intentional, so I don’t blame my opponent for taking it so damn personal.
I will be the last man standing, because my flow is so rewardly astounding.
It causes Hale’s blood pressure to keep rising which might lead him to dying, which I find very satisfying and amusing.
My opponent will be the next to fall victim to me, because he knows that I will rein supreme after I take him to the extreme.
There is no doubt that Hale Cassidy is afraid to step in the ring with Daniel “The Mindless” Christopher, because he knows that I am no King Arthur.
No need to play the blame game, because it will drive you so insane.
I love to play mind games, because it will cause my opponent’s body to tremble after his life ends up in shambles.
Daniel Christopher is ready to rumble, while Hale’s wife divorcing him is a big gamble that is causing his love life to crumble.
My opponent’s age is not even close to thirty, even though he acts like he is eighty after the nurse accuses him of being too flirty by refusing to shower daily.
It irks Hale Cassidy when I curse, because it causes him to spend all his paycheck on an expensive purse after his wife caught him getting freaky with a horse.
He is just mad that I didn’t give him a shoutout after I punched him in the eyes that caused him to black out.
Cassidy got abused by Freddy who was dating his mommy.
He didn’t know how to defend himself against his new step daddy after he destroyed his buddy Teddy.
That is actually funny, if you didn’t get the joke already.
Remain steady, supper is always ready.
Love life with Jessica Lee is so dandy that we both should hitchhike and get married before the end of February.
You gotta be kidding me.
Sorry, Hale Cassidy, but you can't outsmart me.
Apparently, I don’t care if listening to the devil is not good for my insanity, because I am insanely crazy.
Sacrificing Hale Cassidy’s corpse in the fire so it can burst into flame at the cost of my fame is the main goal of the game.
My opponent will end up with a black shiner after he is declared as the loser and I am announced as the winner.
Forgive me for not sparing Cassidy my kidney, but he is bound to be lonely without hooking up with a beautiful shorty that refused to call him her hunny.
I am so annoying that my opponents find reading this rap very exhausting.
No need to console him, because I am going to end up breaking him.
The anger within me is going to help me defeat him so flawlessly easily.
Tell your wife to stop honking my horn, before I make you look like an absolute moron since you couldn’t get your freak on after you couldn’t get the right condoms to cover your own erection.
Your teacher always sends you straight to detention, since you refuse to pay attention.
All the women know that he is just a fluke that wants to make you puke.
I am not a legend like Babe Ruth, but that is the truth.
Cassidy thinks he can turn all the ladies on, even though he never shaved his sideburn.
That punk’s junk is so small that none of the women wants to give him a call for a booty call after he were caught having sex with a transxual hairdresser at the mall who Hale met at a random motel.
Hale Cassidy tries to use steroids to try to become the next Hulk Hogan, even though everyone knows that he is just an absolute moron that tries to recruit himself with the Taliban.
My opponent’s breath gets so many people to feel nauseous that a lot of his die hard fans think he is heartless.
I like to smoke weed, because that is what I need.
My opponent thinks his boner can last more than 15 minutes after he bone, even though his last chick went to call the cops on the phone during her ride home.
Yes I am a prankster, but really I am just one crazy motherfucker that Alpha Pro Wrestling shouldn’t have hired me as a wrestler. Even though they won’t admit that Hale Cassidy is just a wannabe curtain jerker.
I rather get high than get shot by a sniper on sight before I get on my flight.
Hale Cassidy’s life must be so surreal that he wants everybody to think that it was a big deal, even though it was all fake and that he spent all his earned money to make his life look fancy for real.
I am so insane that the screws in my brain must be so loose that Hale Cassidy forgot to add his parents to the house lease. Even though they are living there rent free.
I am so funny that all the women gave me the nickname Tony, because they know that I am not a phony or corny like Hale Cassidy who always acts like he is so lonely.
He is just one shady creep that loves to rape women in his red jeep and then have naughty dreams about them in his sleep.
Hale Cassidy can’t match my flow, because his ass is too low to fly quick like a scarecrow.
It hardly remains to see that Daniel Christopher is too mean to prove that Hale Cassidy is too green that likes to chow down on string beans, if you know what I mean.
My opponent is more like a weirdo Tom Green than an Austin Powers actor named Seth Green.
I rather not waste my time begging for my opponent to lose to me, since I can just insult him with this simple rhyme.
Hale is the last thing that comes to my mind, because my main goal is to become a wrestling legend.
My opponent got more skills like a tearjerker than as a Alpha Pro Wrestling wrestler.
It should be a relief that we got no beef.
My reign as Junior Heavyweight Champion may be short, but at least I had the dignity to hold down the fort.
Hale should cover his nose with a tissue, when he sneezes.
Even though he will feel the cold breeze, when the temperature is below 0 degree.
I am more like the Joker than the Riddler.
Hale Cassidy thinks he got me where he wanted me to be.
Even though he just underestimated me.
This four eye motherfucker will kick Hale Cassidy all over the damn ring, before you can get a chance to see my opponent sing.
It is hard for Cassidy to see that I am stress free.
I rather flip him the bird than watch him try to fly like a bird.
DC aka DB is from NYC and this is the place to be.
Hale Cassidy shouldn’t be jealous that his woman left him to be with someone like me, because she wants to roll with a tough sob and join my fan club.
Hale Cassidy is so chubby that he likes to dress up for Halloween as Kirby.
The suspense is killing him, because I am lighting a fire within him.
Nobody wants to see Hale Cassidy dj, because he always sleeps in his pj.
I am not here to praise my opponent, but I am willing to prove that he is a pile of shit that wears clothes that don’t fit.
It takes two to tango, when everyone knows that Hale Cassidy hates the taste of mango.
My opponent is not really that hard for me to defeat in our upcoming feat.
Hale Cassidy is going to be known as Alpha Pro Wrestling’s own version of Cat In The Hat after I knocked his ass off the mat and that is a fact.
My opponent’s first name is Hale.
That does explain why his face is so pale.
He wasn’t born with a tail, but I hope his dreams of winning a championship gold fail.
Hale Cassidy should snooze, if he thinks that I am going to lose.
Women might think my opponent’s name is adorable, but really his loss record is more memorable.
Hale Cassidy has no game plan, because he knows that I am going to pin him to win.
Once his blood gets splatter all over that ring like he just got stung by a bee sting.
That is when the sacrifice is about to begin and the darkness will rise within.
Words may spook you, but really I am just entertaining you, after I destroy you with even saying thank you.
Hale Cassidy thinks that I am foolish enough to lay down in the middle of the ring easily, when everyone his hands are too filthy and greasy, but you don’t have to believe me when I am just being silly.
My opponent’s hopes of winning are falling while my win record will be rising.
Hale is too clueless to know what is happening and that is why he is going to end up complaining and stressing after.his wife starts divorcing.
I rather be balling than trolling him, since my opponent is not tall enough to reach the basketball rim.
His chances of winning are slim, while his career as a jobber looks to be taking a huge toll on him.
I can’t blame him, but it is not my fault that he likes to get his eyebrows trim.
This referee will likely judge our match like a game of Monopoly than a game of Jeopardy.
Frankly, Daniel Christopher is not willing to take his opponent seriously, nor win fairly.
Even though the guy that he is facing him this week named is Hale Cassidy.
I make jokes on all of my opponents for fun, because they already know that they will be stunned to know that their wives will be calling me hun after the women mistake me for Tom Cruise’s character from the movie Top Gun.
Hale Cassidy is just a stupid cupid that loves to get his strings pulled like a corporate puppet.
I am just saying what I feel, even though you can always catch my opponent feasting on a live eel, which will be featured on Chri Jericho’s Highlight Reel.
Hale’s winning streak will be sorely missed, because he is one of the young breeds, whose wrestling skills can easily make him look more like a fraud than a wrestling nerd.
I am too hyper not to do this cypher after his mother buys Cassidy a new pack of diaper after he used up all of the toilet paper after taking a huge dump in the clapper.
My opponent is just jealous that his mom considered me as her favorite after she allowed me to hit on her after she dumped his father for abusing her grandmother.
Swiss cheese gets Hale Cassidy in the mood that he wants to know where to buy the food.
APW fans already saw him nude and finds it very rude that he seems very prude.
Cassidy is no chick magnet, because he is too broke after losing all his money on one lousy bet.
That landed him in a huge gambling debt.
It is not hard to tell, but my opponent is afraid to take a proper physical.
Somebody please spray the restroom with some Febreze, because I think hell just froze.
Hale Cassidy couldn't take a simple joke.
He convinces everyone that he can swallow a huge piece of artichoke that ends up stuck in his throat.
Cassidy will face a sudden death and feel my wraith, once I steal his wealth.
No chance for him to rejoice, since Cassidy has no choice.
I refused to give him any time to remorse.
My insults were intentional, so I don’t blame my opponent for taking it so damn personal.
I will be the last man standing, because my flow is so rewardly astounding.
It causes Hale’s blood pressure to keep rising which might lead him to dying, which I find very satisfying and amusing.
My opponent will be the next to fall victim to me, because he knows that I will rein supreme after I take him to the extreme.
There is no doubt that Hale Cassidy is afraid to step in the ring with Daniel “The Mindless” Christopher, because he knows that I am no King Arthur.
No need to play the blame game, because it will drive you so insane.
I love to play mind games, because it will cause my opponent’s body to tremble after his life ends up in shambles.
Daniel Christopher is ready to rumble, while Hale’s wife divorcing him is a big gamble that is causing his love life to crumble.
My opponent’s age is not even close to thirty, even though he acts like he is eighty after the nurse accuses him of being too flirty by refusing to shower daily.
It irks Hale Cassidy when I curse, because it causes him to spend all his paycheck on an expensive purse after his wife caught him getting freaky with a horse.
He is just mad that I didn’t give him a shoutout after I punched him in the eyes that caused him to black out.
Cassidy got abused by Freddy who was dating his mommy.
He didn’t know how to defend himself against his new step daddy after he destroyed his buddy Teddy.
That is actually funny, if you didn’t get the joke already.
Remain steady, supper is always ready.
Love life with Jessica Lee is so dandy that we both should hitchhike and get married before the end of February.
You gotta be kidding me.
Sorry, Hale Cassidy, but you can't outsmart me.
Apparently, I don’t care if listening to the devil is not good for my insanity, because I am insanely crazy.
Sacrificing Hale Cassidy’s corpse in the fire so it can burst into flame at the cost of my fame is the main goal of the game.
My opponent will end up with a black shiner after he is declared as the loser and I am announced as the winner.
Forgive me for not sparing Cassidy my kidney, but he is bound to be lonely without hooking up with a beautiful shorty that refused to call him her hunny.
I am so annoying that my opponents find reading this rap very exhausting.
No need to console him, because I am going to end up breaking him.
The anger within me is going to help me defeat him so flawlessly easily.
Tell your wife to stop honking my horn, before I make you look like an absolute moron since you couldn’t get your freak on after you couldn’t get the right condoms to cover your own erection.
Your teacher always sends you straight to detention, since you refuse to pay attention.
