Post by ដានីយ៉ែល on Nov 12, 2020 18:35:39 GMT -5
(Daniel “Mindless” Christopher is shown walking back and forth in his locker room. He picks up a piece of paper that shows Brother Zeke as his next opponent and crumbles it. Daniel then turns toward the video camera and starts talking to it.)
DC: My name is Daniel “Mindless” Christopher and I face Brother Zeke this week. I defeated him before and will do it again, because I am that damn good. Yo, Zeke. You look like a washed up Gangrel from the WWF Attitude days with drinking and spitting fake blood out of your mouth. If your catholic priest molested you, then you should call a lawyer and sue them. Now, if the rumors were true that you were playing hanky panky with little boys. Then you are one sick bastard and should be in jail for that, you pervert. I don’t care if you bring your cult or worshippers to help you to defeat me, because I am not afraid of you or anyone else. I am going to destroy you in the ring. Whatever God or faith that you believe in won’t distract me from making you my main target in this match. You got nothing on me, but I do have something on you and that is a win. Zeke, you can burn how many bloodied virgin women all you want. Because I am still going to kick your ass all over this ring. It doesn’t matter if you like me or hate me, you are one problem that is too easy for me to solve. So whatever creepy voodoo shit, you got cooked up for me. Better bring it as a helping hand for yourself.Just face it and admit that I can defeat you easily with the 1, 2, and 3. Aren’t you on a losing streak now? You lose that North American Title shot, because of me. I defeated you before and I will do the same thing again. So you can either be quiet or I can just shove your foot down your throat. Come out Zeke!
Wherever you are and show yourself! Whatever creepy shit that you got to say before I whoop your ass in our match. You can suck somebody’s blood like a damn vampire or eat a damn human being like a cannibal and If you like addicted to that shit, then get yourself some damn help, because you will need it. We can play Checkers or Connect Four and the results will always be the same with me as the winner. If you want me to join your cult like group, then you can forget about it. I am never going to be one of your wannabe followers nor participate in a weird sex orgy either with any of you crazy people. I will raise my fist and knock you out with one hard punch to your face. Your crazy voodoo shit won’t have any effect on me. Your outfit looks like something that you would wear for Halloween Costume Party. Last time I checked, it isn’t October anymore.
It doesn’t matter what you say to me in your promo, because everyone knows your breath smelled like cow shit. So brush your teeth. Don’t forget to take a test for STD too. The last thing I need is for you to try to infect me with whatever disease you got. Whether it is STD, HIV or the COVID-19. Seriously get your ass check out before you step in the ring with me. The last thing that I would want to hear is that you lost to me, because you had a stomach virus and weren’t healthy enough to face me one on one in a match. When I look at you, kid. I see you trying to give praise to your so called Savior and shit. Whatever followers you have can go to hell with you because I don’t care who your Savior is nor do I even want to know anything about him. Alpha is not a damn church where you can ask church goers to donate money to it and then get a blessing from God himself. If it was, why would I want to join it in the first place? Alpha Pro Wrestling is the place where people like myself can wrestle with other people and win some championship gold. Now, I did lose two chances of winning some titles in the past several weeks.. That is fine with me, because I am going to move forward on to other better things like you, Brother Zeke. I will meet face to face with you in that ring and I will smack the taste out of your mouth faster than you can try to convince me to join your lame ass wannabe Charles Manson cult. Alright buddy boy. If you don’t like what I am saying, then do something about it. I will be waiting in the ring at Heavy Metal for you. I am one crazy motherfucker that is not afraid to knock some damn sense in your brain. You say that you are a cold hearted person in the ring. Well I can be cold and hearted enough not to give a damn if I have to steal somebody’s money to save my own family member’s life. My mind can be so twisted sometimes that I can have some weird sexual fantasies of myself with Jessica Lee. Maybe you can help me fix that, because it is killing me from the inside, man. Then again, don’t get me some help, because that is exactly what you want from me. Bow down and believe what your lord Savior says and shit. It will never happen, because I say so.
Yes, I am mocking your damn ass and your stupid beliefs. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, because you have no soul or have the balls to stick up for your damn selves. You are so delusional with this Savior stuff that I bet your parents even disown you for believing in it. The truth hurts and I don’t care about your feelings about this sensitive topic. I bet you have incest sex with your sister, while your father is a closeted homosexual and your mother is a church slut that is not afraid to blow you in front of everybody in church. Yeah, I said that, because I have the right to stick a knife in your heart and let Jesus save your damn twisted soul from your so called Savior name Satan. Are you going to cry for help or pray to God to get him to save your ass from the beating that I am going to give you in that Alpha Pro Wrestling ring. Pray all you want, because nobody is coming to help you nor save you. Brother Zeke, you have to be the worst wrestler that I have ever seen step foot in the ring and that is an insult, because it is true. Do everyone a huge favor and quit, because you are better as a priest in a church than as a wrestler in a wrestling ring. Step in this ring with me and I will pin you. No matter what the rules are in this single match, Daniel “Mindless” Christopher is still going to be announced the winner and you will be the loser. So if you got anything to say to me right now. It better be good, because the last thing I need is for you to pray for me. Fight me like a real man and let’s get this thing over with.
(Daniel Christopher then leaves his locker room as the scene fades out to black.)
DC: My name is Daniel “Mindless” Christopher and I face Brother Zeke this week. I defeated him before and will do it again, because I am that damn good. Yo, Zeke. You look like a washed up Gangrel from the WWF Attitude days with drinking and spitting fake blood out of your mouth. If your catholic priest molested you, then you should call a lawyer and sue them. Now, if the rumors were true that you were playing hanky panky with little boys. Then you are one sick bastard and should be in jail for that, you pervert. I don’t care if you bring your cult or worshippers to help you to defeat me, because I am not afraid of you or anyone else. I am going to destroy you in the ring. Whatever God or faith that you believe in won’t distract me from making you my main target in this match. You got nothing on me, but I do have something on you and that is a win. Zeke, you can burn how many bloodied virgin women all you want. Because I am still going to kick your ass all over this ring. It doesn’t matter if you like me or hate me, you are one problem that is too easy for me to solve. So whatever creepy voodoo shit, you got cooked up for me. Better bring it as a helping hand for yourself.Just face it and admit that I can defeat you easily with the 1, 2, and 3. Aren’t you on a losing streak now? You lose that North American Title shot, because of me. I defeated you before and I will do the same thing again. So you can either be quiet or I can just shove your foot down your throat. Come out Zeke!
Wherever you are and show yourself! Whatever creepy shit that you got to say before I whoop your ass in our match. You can suck somebody’s blood like a damn vampire or eat a damn human being like a cannibal and If you like addicted to that shit, then get yourself some damn help, because you will need it. We can play Checkers or Connect Four and the results will always be the same with me as the winner. If you want me to join your cult like group, then you can forget about it. I am never going to be one of your wannabe followers nor participate in a weird sex orgy either with any of you crazy people. I will raise my fist and knock you out with one hard punch to your face. Your crazy voodoo shit won’t have any effect on me. Your outfit looks like something that you would wear for Halloween Costume Party. Last time I checked, it isn’t October anymore.
It doesn’t matter what you say to me in your promo, because everyone knows your breath smelled like cow shit. So brush your teeth. Don’t forget to take a test for STD too. The last thing I need is for you to try to infect me with whatever disease you got. Whether it is STD, HIV or the COVID-19. Seriously get your ass check out before you step in the ring with me. The last thing that I would want to hear is that you lost to me, because you had a stomach virus and weren’t healthy enough to face me one on one in a match. When I look at you, kid. I see you trying to give praise to your so called Savior and shit. Whatever followers you have can go to hell with you because I don’t care who your Savior is nor do I even want to know anything about him. Alpha is not a damn church where you can ask church goers to donate money to it and then get a blessing from God himself. If it was, why would I want to join it in the first place? Alpha Pro Wrestling is the place where people like myself can wrestle with other people and win some championship gold. Now, I did lose two chances of winning some titles in the past several weeks.. That is fine with me, because I am going to move forward on to other better things like you, Brother Zeke. I will meet face to face with you in that ring and I will smack the taste out of your mouth faster than you can try to convince me to join your lame ass wannabe Charles Manson cult. Alright buddy boy. If you don’t like what I am saying, then do something about it. I will be waiting in the ring at Heavy Metal for you. I am one crazy motherfucker that is not afraid to knock some damn sense in your brain. You say that you are a cold hearted person in the ring. Well I can be cold and hearted enough not to give a damn if I have to steal somebody’s money to save my own family member’s life. My mind can be so twisted sometimes that I can have some weird sexual fantasies of myself with Jessica Lee. Maybe you can help me fix that, because it is killing me from the inside, man. Then again, don’t get me some help, because that is exactly what you want from me. Bow down and believe what your lord Savior says and shit. It will never happen, because I say so.
Yes, I am mocking your damn ass and your stupid beliefs. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, because you have no soul or have the balls to stick up for your damn selves. You are so delusional with this Savior stuff that I bet your parents even disown you for believing in it. The truth hurts and I don’t care about your feelings about this sensitive topic. I bet you have incest sex with your sister, while your father is a closeted homosexual and your mother is a church slut that is not afraid to blow you in front of everybody in church. Yeah, I said that, because I have the right to stick a knife in your heart and let Jesus save your damn twisted soul from your so called Savior name Satan. Are you going to cry for help or pray to God to get him to save your ass from the beating that I am going to give you in that Alpha Pro Wrestling ring. Pray all you want, because nobody is coming to help you nor save you. Brother Zeke, you have to be the worst wrestler that I have ever seen step foot in the ring and that is an insult, because it is true. Do everyone a huge favor and quit, because you are better as a priest in a church than as a wrestler in a wrestling ring. Step in this ring with me and I will pin you. No matter what the rules are in this single match, Daniel “Mindless” Christopher is still going to be announced the winner and you will be the loser. So if you got anything to say to me right now. It better be good, because the last thing I need is for you to pray for me. Fight me like a real man and let’s get this thing over with.
(Daniel Christopher then leaves his locker room as the scene fades out to black.)
