Post by ដានីយ៉ែល on Oct 24, 2020 13:46:43 GMT -5
(The scene opens with the midget recessed like America Jackson on stage and he starts singing, while dancing at the same time.)
Midget: Yeah!!! Move your body up and down, then puke for me whenever you hear America! America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Move your body to the left and move your body to the right and what is my name! America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Puke in the morning, the evening and super time, because I am one sexy puking motherfucker!!! All the ladies like to puke on me whenever they hear me say the name America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Nobody can puke like me! Now I am sorry ladies, but the North American Championship belt is my only lover and I will puke all over her all night long, because my name is America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Don’t you ladies forget that I am the greatest Puking North American Champion of the world! Yes, I love to take selfies of myself while in the shower with my girlfriend, the title belt! You are just jealous of the fact that the North American Championship loves to get down and dirty tonight with me!!!! America!!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Can’t touch this, because I am America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Hey, oh! Hey, oh! I get more North American Championship Title Belt’s ass than you bitches!
You scratch yourselves so much, you end up getting stitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Say it again! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Now I am better than you! I get more North American Championship Title Belt’s ass than you bitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
You scratch yourselves so much, you end up getting stitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Why am I better than you! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Because I am America!
*Puke* Puke* Puke*
Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Why am I better than you! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Because I am America!
Repeat it again!
Hey, oh! Hey, oh! I get more North American Championship Title Belt’s ass than you bitches!
You scratch yourselves so much, you end up getting stitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Say it again! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Now I am better than you! I get more North American Championship Title Belt’s ass than you bitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
You scratch yourselves so much, you end up getting stitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Why am I better than you! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Because I am America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Now, time to fucking move your damn body! Yeah!!! Move your body up and down, then puke for me whenever you hear America! America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Move your body to the left and move your body to the right and what is my name! America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Puke in the morning, the evening and super time, because I am one sexy puking motherfucker!!! All the ladies like to puke on me whenever they hear me say the name America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Nobody can puke like me! Now I am sorry ladies, but the North American Championship belt is my only lover and I will puke all over her all night long, because my name is America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Don’t you ladies forget that I am the greatest Puking North American Champion of the world! Yes, I love to take selfies of myself while in the shower with my girlfriend, the title belt! You are just jealous of the fact that the North American Championship loves to get down and dirty tonight with me!!!! America!!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Can’t touch this bitch! Na! Na Na! Na! Can’t touch this bitch! Na! Na! Na! Na!
Can’t touch this bitch! Na! Na Na! Na! Can’t touch this bitch! Na! Na! Na! Na!
Now let's break down with smack that belt’s ass! Smack that belt’s ass! *Smack* Smack that belt’s ass! *Smack*
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Do it again! Smack that belt’s ass! *Smack* Smack that belt’s ass! *Smack*
(The midget dressed as America Jackson then continues to dance until a prop of the North American Championship that is cutout of a woman appears out of nowhere and lays across from him. He sees it and grabs it with his bare hands.)
Midget; I will never leave you again, my Juliet! I will love your beauty. Nobody can take you away from me, because you are the love of my life! People are just jealous that they can't love you the same way as I do. Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! That is why I am the greatest North American American Champion of all time!
(Suddenly a shadow of a dinosaur is shown on the wall and the midget dressed as America Jackson sees it and gets scared.)
Midget: Look, it's Godzilla! RUN FOR YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!!
(He then grabs his prop of the North American Championship that is cutout of a woman and runs away screaming at the top of his lungs as the shadow comes closer, only to reveal ten year old Daniel’s little sister Amanda dressed up like Godzilla. She waves her little hand as Daniel “The Mindless” Christopher comes in with his Hanuman mask on and gives a cookie to Amanda. Then ten year old twins Daniel and Jeffrey come in and pick up their little sister and start running in circles with her, while she is eating her cookie. Amanda then puts her Godzilla hoodie over her head and screams in excitement. Her ten year old twin brothers then hug her and hold her high up in the air for no reason. They then carry her off scene, while laughing at the same time as Daniel Christopher turns to the video camera and cuts a promo that is aimed at his opponent, America Jackson.)
DC: What can I say, my brother and I were wild kids. Can't you blame us for being little troublemakers that were very hyper all the damn time? Yes, we both were shy in school, but at home, we are going to go in hyper mode with or without drinking any Pepsi or Coca-Cola! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! I am fucking funny! Screw you, motherfucker! What are you going to do, America Jackson? When your ass gets run over by Daniel "The Mindless" Christopher at The Killing Floor! You can't and won't stop me from destroying you in the middle of the damn ring! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Whether I am high on drugs or not, I will defeat you with ease, because I fucking say so! You can stop me from destroying your lame ass kingdom, bitch! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! I will divide and conquer your ass in that very wrestling ring! If you think your damn tricks are going to stop me from defeating you? Think again, because I am way smarter than you fucking think! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Don't judge a book by it's cover! You assumed that I was an easy opponent for you to defeat! Hell no, I ain't no damn jobber that you can wipe the floor that easy. Let's get this damn thing started, because you are going to get your ass whipped by a South Eastern Asian American and Cambodian motherfucker! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! No good deeds go unnoticed as you already became a double champion before losing your other championship title belt in Alpha Pro Wrestling! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Pardon the damn interruption, but America Jackson, the North American Champion can go have a menage a trios with his fucking stooges all night for all I fucking care, because I will take his damn belt and become the new fucking champion in this fucking company! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! I am going to go into crazy mode and break the damn rules to steal your damn title off you so fast before you can blink your damn eyes, because I am motherfucking Daniel "The Mindless" Christopher! Jackson kid, you better watch your damn back or else. Your title belt will be ripped off your shoulder, because I am coming for your belt and there is not a damn thing that you can do about it! You are going to become my bitch after I defeat you for your title belt at The Killing Floor! There is nothing that you can do to stop me from winning your North American belt at the ppv! Am I crazy enough to break the damn rules so I can beat you for the belt behind the referee’s back? Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Hell fucking yeah! I don’t care if you bring your stupid crew or not, I am going to bulldozed my way through them to take the precious title away from your waist! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
I am fucking deadly and crazy enough to bend the damn rules t my own will! It doesn’t matter if I win or not, I am going to destroy your soul completely at The Killing Floor! So bring every fucking friend or family that you got to come to your defense, because you won’t be walking out of the damn ppv alive with that title belt still in your damn hands. It will be I, Daniel “Mindless” Christopher will be standing tall after the match with your belt in my hands, because I fucking says so! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! I don’t care how many people you bring with you to help you, because I got a better plan than you. Why bring a living person, when you can bring the dead people back instead for help.
(Daniel Christopher then snaps his fingers as the lights turn off a few seconds, before turning back on to reveal 20 dead clones of himself standing behind him.)
DC: What is fair about this? If you can bring your stooges with you to this damn match. Then why can’t I do the same, but with duplicates of myself instead. Who better to team up than myself? You were clever with your boys. Now the field is fucking even kid. Either you fight me with your title belt on the line in a one on one match without any interference from your bitches, then we can call it fair game. I won’t bring clones of myself to the match if you do the same thing. If not, my clones are going to overpower your bitches of stooges easily, because they got no chance in hell of defeating the clones of myself without breaking a damn sweat. I am not afraid of you, America Jackson!
I know that I can defeat you easily in a single match. So let get this thing started, because I am going to enjoy beating your ass all over the damn wrestling ring and take your North American Championship Title Belt at the same time! You can’t escape me nor will you defeat me. I am one of your toughest challenges yet in this damn company. Take it like a man and don’t be a sore loser by dragging your stooges of bitches with you to help you beat me, because if you do, Then everybody in the United States Of America will call you America “The Sore Bitch Loser Jackson, North American Champion in Alpha Pro Wrestling!
You will just prove my point that you can’t win without any assistance from the stooges of bitches. Just admit that you are afraid of me and that you know that I am better than you. You have no chance in hell of defeating me for the three count! I am here to end your reign as North American Champion! Deep down, my words make you shit in your damn pants. We know that you are too scared to look in my eye and tell it to my face that you are not afraid of me.
Midget: Yeah!!! Move your body up and down, then puke for me whenever you hear America! America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Move your body to the left and move your body to the right and what is my name! America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Puke in the morning, the evening and super time, because I am one sexy puking motherfucker!!! All the ladies like to puke on me whenever they hear me say the name America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Nobody can puke like me! Now I am sorry ladies, but the North American Championship belt is my only lover and I will puke all over her all night long, because my name is America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Don’t you ladies forget that I am the greatest Puking North American Champion of the world! Yes, I love to take selfies of myself while in the shower with my girlfriend, the title belt! You are just jealous of the fact that the North American Championship loves to get down and dirty tonight with me!!!! America!!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Can’t touch this, because I am America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Hey, oh! Hey, oh! I get more North American Championship Title Belt’s ass than you bitches!
You scratch yourselves so much, you end up getting stitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Say it again! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Now I am better than you! I get more North American Championship Title Belt’s ass than you bitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
You scratch yourselves so much, you end up getting stitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Why am I better than you! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Because I am America!
*Puke* Puke* Puke*
Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Why am I better than you! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Because I am America!
Repeat it again!
Hey, oh! Hey, oh! I get more North American Championship Title Belt’s ass than you bitches!
You scratch yourselves so much, you end up getting stitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Say it again! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Now I am better than you! I get more North American Championship Title Belt’s ass than you bitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
You scratch yourselves so much, you end up getting stitches! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Hey, oh! Why am I better than you! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Because I am America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Now, time to fucking move your damn body! Yeah!!! Move your body up and down, then puke for me whenever you hear America! America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Move your body to the left and move your body to the right and what is my name! America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Puke in the morning, the evening and super time, because I am one sexy puking motherfucker!!! All the ladies like to puke on me whenever they hear me say the name America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Nobody can puke like me! Now I am sorry ladies, but the North American Championship belt is my only lover and I will puke all over her all night long, because my name is America!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Don’t you ladies forget that I am the greatest Puking North American Champion of the world! Yes, I love to take selfies of myself while in the shower with my girlfriend, the title belt! You are just jealous of the fact that the North American Championship loves to get down and dirty tonight with me!!!! America!!
*Puke* *Puke* *Puke*
Can’t touch this bitch! Na! Na Na! Na! Can’t touch this bitch! Na! Na! Na! Na!
Can’t touch this bitch! Na! Na Na! Na! Can’t touch this bitch! Na! Na! Na! Na!
Now let's break down with smack that belt’s ass! Smack that belt’s ass! *Smack* Smack that belt’s ass! *Smack*
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Do it again! Smack that belt’s ass! *Smack* Smack that belt’s ass! *Smack*
(The midget dressed as America Jackson then continues to dance until a prop of the North American Championship that is cutout of a woman appears out of nowhere and lays across from him. He sees it and grabs it with his bare hands.)
Midget; I will never leave you again, my Juliet! I will love your beauty. Nobody can take you away from me, because you are the love of my life! People are just jealous that they can't love you the same way as I do. Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! That is why I am the greatest North American American Champion of all time!
(Suddenly a shadow of a dinosaur is shown on the wall and the midget dressed as America Jackson sees it and gets scared.)
Midget: Look, it's Godzilla! RUN FOR YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!!
(He then grabs his prop of the North American Championship that is cutout of a woman and runs away screaming at the top of his lungs as the shadow comes closer, only to reveal ten year old Daniel’s little sister Amanda dressed up like Godzilla. She waves her little hand as Daniel “The Mindless” Christopher comes in with his Hanuman mask on and gives a cookie to Amanda. Then ten year old twins Daniel and Jeffrey come in and pick up their little sister and start running in circles with her, while she is eating her cookie. Amanda then puts her Godzilla hoodie over her head and screams in excitement. Her ten year old twin brothers then hug her and hold her high up in the air for no reason. They then carry her off scene, while laughing at the same time as Daniel Christopher turns to the video camera and cuts a promo that is aimed at his opponent, America Jackson.)
DC: What can I say, my brother and I were wild kids. Can't you blame us for being little troublemakers that were very hyper all the damn time? Yes, we both were shy in school, but at home, we are going to go in hyper mode with or without drinking any Pepsi or Coca-Cola! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! I am fucking funny! Screw you, motherfucker! What are you going to do, America Jackson? When your ass gets run over by Daniel "The Mindless" Christopher at The Killing Floor! You can't and won't stop me from destroying you in the middle of the damn ring! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Whether I am high on drugs or not, I will defeat you with ease, because I fucking say so! You can stop me from destroying your lame ass kingdom, bitch! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! I will divide and conquer your ass in that very wrestling ring! If you think your damn tricks are going to stop me from defeating you? Think again, because I am way smarter than you fucking think! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Don't judge a book by it's cover! You assumed that I was an easy opponent for you to defeat! Hell no, I ain't no damn jobber that you can wipe the floor that easy. Let's get this damn thing started, because you are going to get your ass whipped by a South Eastern Asian American and Cambodian motherfucker! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! No good deeds go unnoticed as you already became a double champion before losing your other championship title belt in Alpha Pro Wrestling! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
Pardon the damn interruption, but America Jackson, the North American Champion can go have a menage a trios with his fucking stooges all night for all I fucking care, because I will take his damn belt and become the new fucking champion in this fucking company! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! I am going to go into crazy mode and break the damn rules to steal your damn title off you so fast before you can blink your damn eyes, because I am motherfucking Daniel "The Mindless" Christopher! Jackson kid, you better watch your damn back or else. Your title belt will be ripped off your shoulder, because I am coming for your belt and there is not a damn thing that you can do about it! You are going to become my bitch after I defeat you for your title belt at The Killing Floor! There is nothing that you can do to stop me from winning your North American belt at the ppv! Am I crazy enough to break the damn rules so I can beat you for the belt behind the referee’s back? Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Hell fucking yeah! I don’t care if you bring your stupid crew or not, I am going to bulldozed my way through them to take the precious title away from your waist! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
I am fucking deadly and crazy enough to bend the damn rules t my own will! It doesn’t matter if I win or not, I am going to destroy your soul completely at The Killing Floor! So bring every fucking friend or family that you got to come to your defense, because you won’t be walking out of the damn ppv alive with that title belt still in your damn hands. It will be I, Daniel “Mindless” Christopher will be standing tall after the match with your belt in my hands, because I fucking says so! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! I don’t care how many people you bring with you to help you, because I got a better plan than you. Why bring a living person, when you can bring the dead people back instead for help.
(Daniel Christopher then snaps his fingers as the lights turn off a few seconds, before turning back on to reveal 20 dead clones of himself standing behind him.)
DC: What is fair about this? If you can bring your stooges with you to this damn match. Then why can’t I do the same, but with duplicates of myself instead. Who better to team up than myself? You were clever with your boys. Now the field is fucking even kid. Either you fight me with your title belt on the line in a one on one match without any interference from your bitches, then we can call it fair game. I won’t bring clones of myself to the match if you do the same thing. If not, my clones are going to overpower your bitches of stooges easily, because they got no chance in hell of defeating the clones of myself without breaking a damn sweat. I am not afraid of you, America Jackson!
I know that I can defeat you easily in a single match. So let get this thing started, because I am going to enjoy beating your ass all over the damn wrestling ring and take your North American Championship Title Belt at the same time! You can’t escape me nor will you defeat me. I am one of your toughest challenges yet in this damn company. Take it like a man and don’t be a sore loser by dragging your stooges of bitches with you to help you beat me, because if you do, Then everybody in the United States Of America will call you America “The Sore Bitch Loser Jackson, North American Champion in Alpha Pro Wrestling!
You will just prove my point that you can’t win without any assistance from the stooges of bitches. Just admit that you are afraid of me and that you know that I am better than you. You have no chance in hell of defeating me for the three count! I am here to end your reign as North American Champion! Deep down, my words make you shit in your damn pants. We know that you are too scared to look in my eye and tell it to my face that you are not afraid of me.
