Post by ដានីយ៉ែល on Oct 14, 2020 17:44:57 GMT -5
(The scene opens with Daniel “Mindless” Christopher leaning his back against the brick wall at a random alley.)
DC: Yo, America. You think you can scare me with your little group of boy band pussies to help cost me my match against Johnny Legend? I don’t care if your group is big or small, I am going to get payback, Starting with you first, America. I will take your title and make you look like a damn fool in front of your misfits. As for I, no backup or any help is needed to help defeat you to win your championship. I am on my damn own. If I lose, I will still come back and get another shot at your title belt. You are going to receive the biggest beating of your life by this fucking asshole. Whatever Ku Klux Khan or Charles Manson you got going on, nobody in this damn company doesn’t want nor need this bullshit. If you are man enough to let your boy band of misfits stay in the back, then our match can be settle fair and square without any interference. On the other hand, if you dare to allow your bunch of troopers and have them to cost me a shot at your title. Then, you just proved to me that you are the biggest fraud that everyone has seen step foot on American soil. I think that you are a bitch standing behind your little boy band group. I am going to knock your ass off the face of this earth. You may be called America, but your new name will be bitch after I steal that title away from your damn waist. Bring everything you want in this match. Your little boy band or summon a group orgy or some kinky shit you want before our match. It won’t matter, because Daniel “Mindless” Christopher is going to destroy you America in that ring and I will capture your championship after I am announced as the winner of our match. You can bet on that bitch!
(Daniel Christopher was about to say something else, when the scene changes to show the midget dressed up like America Jackson with the North American Championship title belt around his waist and he is seen laughing at Daniel’s little sister.
Midget: Ha-ha! You are one ugly baby and I can beat you with one hand behind my back. You got nothing on me. I can crush you easily with my bare hands. As for your teddy bear, I will rip his head off and tear him into shreds with the cotton coming out of him. I can get away with this, because I am America Jackson and I am the North American Champion that will never bow down to anybody or lose to an opponent like Daniel “Mindless” Christopher. Yeah, I like to take steroids, because it made me feels so great and I am in the best shape of my entire life. Even my boy band of misfits agrees with me. Tell your bother that he isn’t shit and I will beat the crap out of him.
(Suddenly America Jackson turns around to reveal a teddy bear that is stuck to his back of his shirt and as Daniel’s little sees the teddy bear that belongs to her. She gets pissed off and starts screaming as the little girl then attacks the midget dressed up like America Jackson from behind by biting him in the leg. He screams as the little girl continues biting him and pulls off the teddy bear off the back of the midget America Jackson’s shirt. Daniel’s little sister then stops and head butts the midget in the lower region as the midget America Jackson bends down to hold his nuts with both of his hands. The little sister then sees the North American Championship title around the midget’s waist and takes it off him. She then whacks him in the head with it, knocking the midget America Jackson out. Daniel’s little sister then crawls on top of the unconscious North American Champion’s stomach as a ten year old Daniel comes by wearing a referee shirt and starts slapping the floor three times. He then raises his little sister’s baby’s hand high up in the air and announces her as the new North American Champion. His little sister then giggles and hugs the North American Championship title near her legs as the midget America Jackson wakes up to see that he lost his championship title to a little baby girl.
Midget: No, it can’t be. I am the North American Champion! Not that little ugly baby!
Ten year Daniel: You lost it to my little sister. If you want it back, then you have to do one thing for her. If you don’t do this, then she won’t give it back to you.
Midget: Please I want my title back! Without it, I cannot masturbate without it in front of my boy band of misfits!
Ten year old Daniel: Masturbate? That is gross! I am too young to hear this, don’t tell me any of that stuff! My little sister and I don’t want to hear the nasty stuff coming out of your filthy mouth!
(Ten year old Daniel then goes to his little sister and she whispers to him, before little kid walks back to the midget dressed up like American Jackson.)
10 year old Daniel: She wants you to sing the Barney song to her. If you don’t do it, then she won’t give you your North American Championship Title back to you.
Midget: No, thank you.
10 year old Daniel: Fine, she is going to keep your title then.
Midget: No! Wait, I will do it. (Clears his throat) I love you, you love me, and we are a happy family!
(As the midget American Jackson is singing I love you song by Barney, he doesn’t notice that the ten year old Daniel pulls out a small video camera and starts recording the whole thing. Before he can notice the device, ten year old Daniel’s little sister walks by to the midget and throws the North American Championship title by his feet. Then she kicks the guy in the nuts again, causing the North American Champion to stop singing and start covering his lower regions with both of his hands again as ten year old Daniel puts the video camera on the floor. The little kid then comes by with a beer bottle in his hand and smashes it against the midget American Jackson’s head, causing him to fall down on the floor knocked out with Daniel’s little sister giggling again. He then picks up the video camera and records some more, before stopping the recording. Ten year old Daniel then picks up his little sister and walks off, while laughing at the knocked out midget American Jackson on the floor with his North American Championship Title lying at his feet. Suddenly a homeless guy comes by and sees the tiny champion’s title on the floor. He then pulls down his pants a little bit and starts pissing on the metal prop. The homeless guy then pulls up his pants and walks away as the scene fades to black with the midget American Jackson still knock out, while lying on the floor with his pissed North American Championship Title by his feet.
DC: Yo, America. You think you can scare me with your little group of boy band pussies to help cost me my match against Johnny Legend? I don’t care if your group is big or small, I am going to get payback, Starting with you first, America. I will take your title and make you look like a damn fool in front of your misfits. As for I, no backup or any help is needed to help defeat you to win your championship. I am on my damn own. If I lose, I will still come back and get another shot at your title belt. You are going to receive the biggest beating of your life by this fucking asshole. Whatever Ku Klux Khan or Charles Manson you got going on, nobody in this damn company doesn’t want nor need this bullshit. If you are man enough to let your boy band of misfits stay in the back, then our match can be settle fair and square without any interference. On the other hand, if you dare to allow your bunch of troopers and have them to cost me a shot at your title. Then, you just proved to me that you are the biggest fraud that everyone has seen step foot on American soil. I think that you are a bitch standing behind your little boy band group. I am going to knock your ass off the face of this earth. You may be called America, but your new name will be bitch after I steal that title away from your damn waist. Bring everything you want in this match. Your little boy band or summon a group orgy or some kinky shit you want before our match. It won’t matter, because Daniel “Mindless” Christopher is going to destroy you America in that ring and I will capture your championship after I am announced as the winner of our match. You can bet on that bitch!
(Daniel Christopher was about to say something else, when the scene changes to show the midget dressed up like America Jackson with the North American Championship title belt around his waist and he is seen laughing at Daniel’s little sister.
Midget: Ha-ha! You are one ugly baby and I can beat you with one hand behind my back. You got nothing on me. I can crush you easily with my bare hands. As for your teddy bear, I will rip his head off and tear him into shreds with the cotton coming out of him. I can get away with this, because I am America Jackson and I am the North American Champion that will never bow down to anybody or lose to an opponent like Daniel “Mindless” Christopher. Yeah, I like to take steroids, because it made me feels so great and I am in the best shape of my entire life. Even my boy band of misfits agrees with me. Tell your bother that he isn’t shit and I will beat the crap out of him.
(Suddenly America Jackson turns around to reveal a teddy bear that is stuck to his back of his shirt and as Daniel’s little sees the teddy bear that belongs to her. She gets pissed off and starts screaming as the little girl then attacks the midget dressed up like America Jackson from behind by biting him in the leg. He screams as the little girl continues biting him and pulls off the teddy bear off the back of the midget America Jackson’s shirt. Daniel’s little sister then stops and head butts the midget in the lower region as the midget America Jackson bends down to hold his nuts with both of his hands. The little sister then sees the North American Championship title around the midget’s waist and takes it off him. She then whacks him in the head with it, knocking the midget America Jackson out. Daniel’s little sister then crawls on top of the unconscious North American Champion’s stomach as a ten year old Daniel comes by wearing a referee shirt and starts slapping the floor three times. He then raises his little sister’s baby’s hand high up in the air and announces her as the new North American Champion. His little sister then giggles and hugs the North American Championship title near her legs as the midget America Jackson wakes up to see that he lost his championship title to a little baby girl.
Midget: No, it can’t be. I am the North American Champion! Not that little ugly baby!
Ten year Daniel: You lost it to my little sister. If you want it back, then you have to do one thing for her. If you don’t do this, then she won’t give it back to you.
Midget: Please I want my title back! Without it, I cannot masturbate without it in front of my boy band of misfits!
Ten year old Daniel: Masturbate? That is gross! I am too young to hear this, don’t tell me any of that stuff! My little sister and I don’t want to hear the nasty stuff coming out of your filthy mouth!
(Ten year old Daniel then goes to his little sister and she whispers to him, before little kid walks back to the midget dressed up like American Jackson.)
10 year old Daniel: She wants you to sing the Barney song to her. If you don’t do it, then she won’t give you your North American Championship Title back to you.
Midget: No, thank you.
10 year old Daniel: Fine, she is going to keep your title then.
Midget: No! Wait, I will do it. (Clears his throat) I love you, you love me, and we are a happy family!
(As the midget American Jackson is singing I love you song by Barney, he doesn’t notice that the ten year old Daniel pulls out a small video camera and starts recording the whole thing. Before he can notice the device, ten year old Daniel’s little sister walks by to the midget and throws the North American Championship title by his feet. Then she kicks the guy in the nuts again, causing the North American Champion to stop singing and start covering his lower regions with both of his hands again as ten year old Daniel puts the video camera on the floor. The little kid then comes by with a beer bottle in his hand and smashes it against the midget American Jackson’s head, causing him to fall down on the floor knocked out with Daniel’s little sister giggling again. He then picks up the video camera and records some more, before stopping the recording. Ten year old Daniel then picks up his little sister and walks off, while laughing at the knocked out midget American Jackson on the floor with his North American Championship Title lying at his feet. Suddenly a homeless guy comes by and sees the tiny champion’s title on the floor. He then pulls down his pants a little bit and starts pissing on the metal prop. The homeless guy then pulls up his pants and walks away as the scene fades to black with the midget American Jackson still knock out, while lying on the floor with his pissed North American Championship Title by his feet.
