Post by Johnny Legend on Oct 11, 2020 19:17:03 GMT -5
The scene opens up to a bathroom stall with the sounds of ungodly farts ringing in the air.. Along with some horrendous odor.
"Why did I go for seconds.." Johnny Legend questions himself, as brown juices exit his ass. "Never.." Farts.. "Again."
A knock on the stall door startles Johnny Legend.
"Huh!? WHO'S OUT THERE!? GUST? ARE YOU BACK!?" Johnny yells while his butt still clings to the warm porcelain.
The door cracks open, only enough for Johnny to peak out and see who's being a total prick during his times of weakness.
"Oh.. It's you guys." Johnny says with disappointment.
"Look. I know I have a match with Brother Zeke or whatever. It's just.. Is he actually here?" Johnny says with only his eye peaking out from the crack stall door.
"My boy Andrew destroyed him a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen him since then. Maybe Alpha Pro should ASK these stars if they want to be on said show? Maybe that would help with all these blockheads showing half-ass or none at all. It's fucking pathetic."
"Brother Zeke. Pft."
"What's with all these blockheads that stick around when most their wick is burnt? Why do they continue!?"
"You see, this is why I take long breaks. Legend NEEDS those breaks. You people wouldn't understand how much bullshi.." Johnny drops another load. ".. ittt I have to deal with on a daily basis whenever I'm any of these federations."
Johnny taps his feet, struggling with the next push.
"Ohhh boy.. This next one is gonna be big."
"Brother Zeke can kiss my chicken nuggets. I'm gonna show up and claim those monies. I don't care if this place is on it's last leg... JOHNNY NEEDS MONEY! I also need to stay relevant and I'm getting my ass kicked in XWF... Soooooo. Better to get easy wins here to keep this sweet legacy of mediocrity up.:
Another fart.
"Anyways, who cares about this match. If Brother Zeke shows up, it's because I called him out in a bathroom stall like a true man. If he doesn't.. Well.. I'm also right about him being a total useless blockhead. Win. Win."
"OGH! Here weeeeeeee GOOOOOOO!" Johnny Legend lets loose a mighty storm of shit from cramming bagels down his fat mouth all day... And lot's of Gummy Bears.
"Uhh.. Anyone out there have any shoes they can let me borrow?" Johnny asks, as the camera crew slowly back out and away from the bathroom. "HEY!" Johnny yells, with his handing reaching under the stall door, motioning for my toilet paper.
Fade to brown.
