Post by Giggles! on Sept 27, 2020 21:22:17 GMT -5
The shot opens on Ringmaster Isaac Barnum with his back turned to the camera.
...Or so it seems. Slowly, the figure turns his head around to face the camera, the eerie, stark white, smiling face of Giggles greets the viewer. His smile is somehow even wider, unnaturally wide, revealing a mouth full of sharp, shining white teeth. He is wearing Barnum’s red overcoat and black tophat, as well as holding his cane.
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening!!! It is I, Ringmaster Gig- Giggles means… Ringmaster Isaac Barnum!!
Giggles cannot wait to play with his new bestest friend five ever, Ms. Renee Renaissance Taylor!!! He just loves loves LOVES new friends!!!
Ringmaster Giggles must ensure the stage is just perfect for his new friend!!!
TWINS!
Within a split second, the Bloom Twins, Tina and Timothy, appear in front of Giggles. Behind them, towering over the two is the porcelain masked face of Vinny. He looks around swiftly in surprise as if he wasn’t anticipating what just happened. But his attention quickly snaps to Giggles.
Um… Gigg-
RiNgMaStEr BaRnUm!!!
O...kay. Why are you dressed like that?
We must make sure the stage is set for Ms. Running Sauce!
Renaissance.
Her as well! We must ensure Ringmaster Barnum’s Funhouse is all ready for the festunities!!
Yessir!
The twins both run off-screen, apparently towards whatever the Funhouse is. Meanwhile, Vinny remains still while Giggles stares at him. His eyes are wide, his eerie smile omnipresent. Giggles’ eyes literally catch on fire.
...Yes?
.uoy yortsed I erofeb esuohnuF eht eraperP
...All right?
Giggles points a long, dirty finger off-camera apparently towards the aforementioned Funhouse.
Vinny nods as he follows Giggles’ direction.
Giggles claps his hands excitedly as the literal fire in his eyes extinguishes as he turns towards the viewer.
But first! Ringmaster Giggles would love to read some precious fanmail!!!
Suddenly Giggles draws back and lets out a loud sneeze, sending a flurry of envelopes flying in all directions.
Excuse Giggles! Oh!
His gangly arm shoots into the air and snatches a letter with the speed of a gunshot.
This is from Baily in Georgia, Atlanta!!!
Giggles rips open the envelope and scans it for a moment.
Dear Giggles- hey! That’s Giggles’ name!!!
Please help me oh my god it’s in my head it’s killing me I can’t take it, please-
He stares at the note for a moment, his eyes following along with each line…
Thank you for your support, dearest friend! Giggles loves you!
The clown suddenly begins melting into a puddle onto the ground, slowly dripping under the shot before shooting back up with a new note in his hand. He crumples it up into a little ball and tosses it into his mouth, swallowing with a pained gulp.
This is from Charlie in *REDACTED*
Dear Giggles I gotta say you’re my favorite thing ever but I can’t tell if you’re a boy or a girl and that’s a compliment. Also, you should beat Renaissance because she’s nothing but a nasty thot. Not even a hot thot more like a cheap streetwalker thot. The ones who think they’re hot but they look like they haven’t showered in like, ten years? I dunno my point is she’s gross and you’re kinda cool so please don’t lose to her.
Kthx.
-Charlie
Giggles agrees! He doesn’t know what a ‘thot’ it but it’s fun to say! So it must be a nice thing! Giggles is a thot too!
Screaming can be heard in the distance. Giggles cups his ear to listen.
Do you hear that?? That means it’s time to see Barnum’s Funhouse! Come along!!!
Giggles walks in abnormally long strides. As he walks, thunder begins to roll and rain begins to fall… inside.
He walks past a line of scarecrows. One has long orange hair. Another is dressed as a scantily clad clown. A third wears a shirt that says “Hello I am Renaissance Taylor”. Giggles greets each one with a friendly “Hello” before he walks up the steps to the entrance of what is supposedly Barnum’s funhouse!
He pounds on the door with a rhythmic knock.
Knock knock-knock-knock-knock knock-knock
The door slowly creeks open, just as a loud clap of thunder strikes. Giggles’ head snaps towards the direction of the viewer with a loud cracking noise. He gestures for them to follow him as he tiptoes into the building.
The inside of the building is pitch black. That is until the tip of Giggles’ nose lights up to guide the way.
He hums a joyful tune as he skips down the hallway. From the open doors, screams and pleads for mercy can be heard.
Do you hear that, Ms. Running Sauce? They’re all cheering! Cheering for you! They all cannot wait for you to join them inside of Ringmaster Giggles’ Funhouse!!! Don’t leave them waiting! That wouldn’t be very thot of you!
He keeps moving. All the while cheap jumpscares pop out from open doorways. Rats, ghosts, werewolves, realistic screaming demons demanding blood sacrifice, all the usual spots from a cheap haunted house attraction.
In the darkness, Giggles trips and falls over an unseen obstacle on the ground. He kips up to his feet, the glow of his light barely catches the unmoving, discolored arm on the ground.
The clown reaches the end of the hall and comes across a closed door. He turns to face the viewer.
Come join us for the tea party, Ms. Running Sauce! Giggles has some of his special signature Giggles Juice just for you!
Giggles violently kicks down the door and slides in. Sitting at the very tiny table in equally tiny chairs is Timothy, Tina, Vinny, and an unconscious Isaac Barnum. They all have tiny teacups in their hands. They all stare at Giggles with forced smiles on their faces.
Giggles cracks his neck to look back at the viewer, staring daggers into their souls.
Do TaKe CaRe!!!!!!!!!
The sene fades out.
...Or so it seems. Slowly, the figure turns his head around to face the camera, the eerie, stark white, smiling face of Giggles greets the viewer. His smile is somehow even wider, unnaturally wide, revealing a mouth full of sharp, shining white teeth. He is wearing Barnum’s red overcoat and black tophat, as well as holding his cane.
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening!!! It is I, Ringmaster Gig- Giggles means… Ringmaster Isaac Barnum!!
Giggles cannot wait to play with his new bestest friend five ever, Ms. Renee Renaissance Taylor!!! He just loves loves LOVES new friends!!!
Ringmaster Giggles must ensure the stage is just perfect for his new friend!!!
TWINS!
Within a split second, the Bloom Twins, Tina and Timothy, appear in front of Giggles. Behind them, towering over the two is the porcelain masked face of Vinny. He looks around swiftly in surprise as if he wasn’t anticipating what just happened. But his attention quickly snaps to Giggles.
Um… Gigg-
RiNgMaStEr BaRnUm!!!
O...kay. Why are you dressed like that?
We must make sure the stage is set for Ms. Running Sauce!
Renaissance.
Her as well! We must ensure Ringmaster Barnum’s Funhouse is all ready for the festunities!!
Yessir!
The twins both run off-screen, apparently towards whatever the Funhouse is. Meanwhile, Vinny remains still while Giggles stares at him. His eyes are wide, his eerie smile omnipresent. Giggles’ eyes literally catch on fire.
...Yes?
.uoy yortsed I erofeb esuohnuF eht eraperP
...All right?
Giggles points a long, dirty finger off-camera apparently towards the aforementioned Funhouse.
Vinny nods as he follows Giggles’ direction.
Giggles claps his hands excitedly as the literal fire in his eyes extinguishes as he turns towards the viewer.
But first! Ringmaster Giggles would love to read some precious fanmail!!!
Suddenly Giggles draws back and lets out a loud sneeze, sending a flurry of envelopes flying in all directions.
Excuse Giggles! Oh!
His gangly arm shoots into the air and snatches a letter with the speed of a gunshot.
This is from Baily in Georgia, Atlanta!!!
Giggles rips open the envelope and scans it for a moment.
Dear Giggles- hey! That’s Giggles’ name!!!
Please help me oh my god it’s in my head it’s killing me I can’t take it, please-
He stares at the note for a moment, his eyes following along with each line…
Thank you for your support, dearest friend! Giggles loves you!
The clown suddenly begins melting into a puddle onto the ground, slowly dripping under the shot before shooting back up with a new note in his hand. He crumples it up into a little ball and tosses it into his mouth, swallowing with a pained gulp.
This is from Charlie in *REDACTED*
Dear Giggles I gotta say you’re my favorite thing ever but I can’t tell if you’re a boy or a girl and that’s a compliment. Also, you should beat Renaissance because she’s nothing but a nasty thot. Not even a hot thot more like a cheap streetwalker thot. The ones who think they’re hot but they look like they haven’t showered in like, ten years? I dunno my point is she’s gross and you’re kinda cool so please don’t lose to her.
Kthx.
-Charlie
Giggles agrees! He doesn’t know what a ‘thot’ it but it’s fun to say! So it must be a nice thing! Giggles is a thot too!
Screaming can be heard in the distance. Giggles cups his ear to listen.
Do you hear that?? That means it’s time to see Barnum’s Funhouse! Come along!!!
Giggles walks in abnormally long strides. As he walks, thunder begins to roll and rain begins to fall… inside.
He walks past a line of scarecrows. One has long orange hair. Another is dressed as a scantily clad clown. A third wears a shirt that says “Hello I am Renaissance Taylor”. Giggles greets each one with a friendly “Hello” before he walks up the steps to the entrance of what is supposedly Barnum’s funhouse!
He pounds on the door with a rhythmic knock.
Knock knock-knock-knock-knock knock-knock
The door slowly creeks open, just as a loud clap of thunder strikes. Giggles’ head snaps towards the direction of the viewer with a loud cracking noise. He gestures for them to follow him as he tiptoes into the building.
The inside of the building is pitch black. That is until the tip of Giggles’ nose lights up to guide the way.
He hums a joyful tune as he skips down the hallway. From the open doors, screams and pleads for mercy can be heard.
Do you hear that, Ms. Running Sauce? They’re all cheering! Cheering for you! They all cannot wait for you to join them inside of Ringmaster Giggles’ Funhouse!!! Don’t leave them waiting! That wouldn’t be very thot of you!
He keeps moving. All the while cheap jumpscares pop out from open doorways. Rats, ghosts, werewolves, realistic screaming demons demanding blood sacrifice, all the usual spots from a cheap haunted house attraction.
In the darkness, Giggles trips and falls over an unseen obstacle on the ground. He kips up to his feet, the glow of his light barely catches the unmoving, discolored arm on the ground.
The clown reaches the end of the hall and comes across a closed door. He turns to face the viewer.
Come join us for the tea party, Ms. Running Sauce! Giggles has some of his special signature Giggles Juice just for you!
Giggles violently kicks down the door and slides in. Sitting at the very tiny table in equally tiny chairs is Timothy, Tina, Vinny, and an unconscious Isaac Barnum. They all have tiny teacups in their hands. They all stare at Giggles with forced smiles on their faces.
Giggles cracks his neck to look back at the viewer, staring daggers into their souls.
Do TaKe CaRe!!!!!!!!!
The sene fades out.
