Post by Jason Ryan on Jun 30, 2019 0:48:11 GMT -5
Philip Belluci, a new signing here at APW has just signed his contract and is heading to the parking garage. This young man is sure to have promise, and from the looks of him has the potential to be a big star. Philip enters the parking garage with a big smile on his face. However his merriment is abruptly ended as another figure hurries behind him, bashing a 2x4 in the back of his spine. The figure wears a hood but pulls it down to reveal Nick Cannon! Nick stands over Philip and raises the 2x4 over his head and brings it down on the American Unnatural over and over again. This is disgusting! Nick Cannon has already shown his lack of respect for other members of this company but why the hell is he attacking Philip?!
Get up you All American reject!
Nick hauls Philip to his feet who starts to fight back. He is not going to take this from the brash, arrogant Cannon who starts to flee as soon as The American Unnatural starts to get the upper hand! Philip is in hot pursuit. He rounds the corner, only to get a stop sign to the face. Nick must have planned this!
Obey the law!
Nick begins to assault Philip over and over again, the bastard looks like he's enjoying himself. He hauls Philip to his feet and throws him through a car window! Nick looks back at the camera with a smug grin
Oh no oh gee what have I done? I've assaulted someone who is all about the USA! I might as well have shot and killed a bald eagle, that's actually on my list of things to do. Let's see here.
Nick reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a crumpled piece of paper.
Number One. Kick the crap out of Philip. Check. Two: Bang his five-cent hooker of his mother. Check. Three: Walk out on her after I get her pregnant and go get tested for an STD. Check. Four: Shoot and kill a bald eagle. See, here it is.
Nick looks at the camera with a shit eating grin
Now don't get the wrong idea. I don't hate Philip, I don't even dislike him. He seems like a good kid. But the fact of the matter is that he is in my way and I can't have that. So I gotta end his career. It's nothing personal, just business, business I happen to enjoy. Because I am the future of this company, I am destined to be the world champion because I am the best in the world. And Philip, as entertaining as he is to watch in a wrestling ring cannot hold a candle to what I do. Because I don't just have It, It ends with me.
Nick sees Philip starting to stir and walks over to him, takes his to-do list and shoves it in Philip's mouth before kicking him in the jaw and leaving. The screen cuts to black after EMT's are shown arriving on the scene
Get up you All American reject!
Nick hauls Philip to his feet who starts to fight back. He is not going to take this from the brash, arrogant Cannon who starts to flee as soon as The American Unnatural starts to get the upper hand! Philip is in hot pursuit. He rounds the corner, only to get a stop sign to the face. Nick must have planned this!
Obey the law!
Nick begins to assault Philip over and over again, the bastard looks like he's enjoying himself. He hauls Philip to his feet and throws him through a car window! Nick looks back at the camera with a smug grin
Oh no oh gee what have I done? I've assaulted someone who is all about the USA! I might as well have shot and killed a bald eagle, that's actually on my list of things to do. Let's see here.
Nick reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a crumpled piece of paper.
Number One. Kick the crap out of Philip. Check. Two: Bang his five-cent hooker of his mother. Check. Three: Walk out on her after I get her pregnant and go get tested for an STD. Check. Four: Shoot and kill a bald eagle. See, here it is.
Nick looks at the camera with a shit eating grin
Now don't get the wrong idea. I don't hate Philip, I don't even dislike him. He seems like a good kid. But the fact of the matter is that he is in my way and I can't have that. So I gotta end his career. It's nothing personal, just business, business I happen to enjoy. Because I am the future of this company, I am destined to be the world champion because I am the best in the world. And Philip, as entertaining as he is to watch in a wrestling ring cannot hold a candle to what I do. Because I don't just have It, It ends with me.
Nick sees Philip starting to stir and walks over to him, takes his to-do list and shoves it in Philip's mouth before kicking him in the jaw and leaving. The screen cuts to black after EMT's are shown arriving on the scene
