Post by ដានីយ៉ែល on Sept 26, 2020 14:02:41 GMT -5
Ready or not, Daniel Christopher is back and somebody is going smack.
Don’t mess with me, because your ass will get kicked after I finish this rhyme.
Two men think they can defeat me, when I am going to make both of them bow down to me.
I am not a king, but I will slice you off like a diamond ring.
I may look sane, but in reality Daniel Christopher is insane.
I will burn both of my opponents to ash.
You two may be the hero The Flash, but I will kill both your mothers like Reverse-Flash.
It is so mind blowing that my opponents are too easy to defeat and that my winning record will be added with 2 more wins.
They can show off all they want, but it will be I who will be cashing their receipts for the rent.
Not sure if they both know that I am not a buffoon, but I will knock both of them silly like we were fighting in a cartoon.
I won’t deny my loss to Johnny Legend was sort of an insult, but I am willing to see through the bullshit.
I don’t need any help to defeat my opponents, because I got enough jet spray to kill these two hornets.
My nickname may not be the same, but it sure as hell will bring some newfound fame.
Most of my wins were over mostly jobbers, but I won’t deny the punishments that I will inflict on both of my opponents.
To me, both of them are just too weak, that is why their loss will be added to my winning streak.
Don’t judge my look by it’s cover or else I will make sure your life is game over.
You both are playing this game with so much stress that I will checkmate you both like this was a game of chess.
You both might need some damn holy water to bless yourselves of your sins, because this mindless motherfucker is going to curse both of your ass to hell for your misdeeds.
I may not be from Puerto Rico, but sometimes my personality can be a little loco that people might think that I am Marco Polo.
I am so insane in the brain, that can make the strippers come and want ot have sex with me after I make it rain, while both of my opponent’s dream get washed up down the drain.
I am no Riddler or a prowler, but I can be a sociopath killer.
I rather be overrated than outdated.
Both of you can’t stand with toe to toe with me, because it is my time to shine and nobody is going to fucking stop me.
I am heading straight to the top, because both of you guys will still be slowly walking on up and trying to prevent me from getting the top.
I am not sorry for the insults that are coming out of my mouth, because I know that you both will be paying your debts by the end of the month.
If both of you are so sexually frusted, we can get the company to help hire some sex dolls so you both can get reacquanted.
Everyone knows both of you act so damn funny, while being so horny.
Stop being a phony, because I know that you both will lose to me like a one trick pony.
Both of your wins don't concern me, so don’t bother trying to intimidate me, because you are just wasting my valuable time.
Why can’t both of you just lose to me easily, because I rather see you both competing against each other in a game of Monopoly.
Give it a rest, you both know that I am the great wrestler of all time and am better than the rest.
This isn’t a test, because everyone knows you both are broke as hell after being caught sucking on another woman’s breast.
Everyone will celebrate my win like a holiday feast, because I got a lot of food to share it with anyone that wants to eat some damn dessert.
I rather claw my way from the bottom to the top, than be a one hit wonder flop.
My chances of becoming a champion is closer and smoother than an average jobber.
Both my opponents rather trick or treat, while I am willing to break the rules and curse random people out for no damn reason like a damn annoying prick.
Even if my oxygen is low and worn out, it won’t stop me from not getting the 3 counts before I pass out.
You two are both just two little pigs that are ready to get slaughter by a bunch of wolves.
I am here to stay, while both of you two are just my prey.
My fight against my two opponents is going to be so brutal that somebody is going to end up heading straight to the hospital.
Brother Zeke is so religious that he might join Charles Manson and his disciples.
He is just another Bray Wyatt look alike
Jason Ryan should stay off Twitter or I will end up forcing him to eat some cat litter.
Jason Ryan is not a main eventer, but just a jobber that loves to have a sex with a homewrecker who likes to dress up like a six grade teacher.
My opponents let the fame get to their head and that is why their broke asses never got enough money to buy some bread.
(The scene changes to Daniel sitting behind a news desk and whispering in ten year old Daniel. He then stops and turns to look at the video camera as ten year old Daniel leaves.)
DC: This is Damn reporting from Damn News Network. We got a lot of shit happening in the damn wrestling company. William the Behemoth and Adelaide Ainsworth’s match is going to be one long match, because I heard they once got so high that it led them to fuck like two jack rabbits. HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! SHUT UP!! I am funny! Anyway, Jason Ryan and /brother Zeke haven’t said not one thing to Daniel “The Mindless” Christopher. Maybe they are too scared and know that they will lose to him easily. I can’t blame them for thinking that, since Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke got nothing to offer in the wrestling business and that is the damn truth.
(The scene changes to ten year old Daniel’s little sister holding a random championship title in her hands as she is arguing with two guys dressed as Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke in the ring. Then Daniel Christopher then comes in with a steel chair and knocks both guys out with it. He puts the little girl on top of Jason Ryan’s chest. He slaps the mat three times and raises her hand in the air and puts her down on the mat. She then takes a Barbie doll and rubs it into Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke’s face. The little girl starts giggling at the same time as her brother Daniel randomly appears to pick up her. They walk offscreen with his little sister waving bye to the video camera and laughing at the two knocked out bodies laying in the middle of the ring. The midget with his friends then ends up showing up out of nowhere singing an awful rendition of Macho Man and starts doing the YMCA dance as the scene fades out to black.)
Don’t mess with me, because your ass will get kicked after I finish this rhyme.
Two men think they can defeat me, when I am going to make both of them bow down to me.
I am not a king, but I will slice you off like a diamond ring.
I may look sane, but in reality Daniel Christopher is insane.
I will burn both of my opponents to ash.
You two may be the hero The Flash, but I will kill both your mothers like Reverse-Flash.
It is so mind blowing that my opponents are too easy to defeat and that my winning record will be added with 2 more wins.
They can show off all they want, but it will be I who will be cashing their receipts for the rent.
Not sure if they both know that I am not a buffoon, but I will knock both of them silly like we were fighting in a cartoon.
I won’t deny my loss to Johnny Legend was sort of an insult, but I am willing to see through the bullshit.
I don’t need any help to defeat my opponents, because I got enough jet spray to kill these two hornets.
My nickname may not be the same, but it sure as hell will bring some newfound fame.
Most of my wins were over mostly jobbers, but I won’t deny the punishments that I will inflict on both of my opponents.
To me, both of them are just too weak, that is why their loss will be added to my winning streak.
Don’t judge my look by it’s cover or else I will make sure your life is game over.
You both are playing this game with so much stress that I will checkmate you both like this was a game of chess.
You both might need some damn holy water to bless yourselves of your sins, because this mindless motherfucker is going to curse both of your ass to hell for your misdeeds.
I may not be from Puerto Rico, but sometimes my personality can be a little loco that people might think that I am Marco Polo.
I am so insane in the brain, that can make the strippers come and want ot have sex with me after I make it rain, while both of my opponent’s dream get washed up down the drain.
I am no Riddler or a prowler, but I can be a sociopath killer.
I rather be overrated than outdated.
Both of you can’t stand with toe to toe with me, because it is my time to shine and nobody is going to fucking stop me.
I am heading straight to the top, because both of you guys will still be slowly walking on up and trying to prevent me from getting the top.
I am not sorry for the insults that are coming out of my mouth, because I know that you both will be paying your debts by the end of the month.
If both of you are so sexually frusted, we can get the company to help hire some sex dolls so you both can get reacquanted.
Everyone knows both of you act so damn funny, while being so horny.
Stop being a phony, because I know that you both will lose to me like a one trick pony.
Both of your wins don't concern me, so don’t bother trying to intimidate me, because you are just wasting my valuable time.
Why can’t both of you just lose to me easily, because I rather see you both competing against each other in a game of Monopoly.
Give it a rest, you both know that I am the great wrestler of all time and am better than the rest.
This isn’t a test, because everyone knows you both are broke as hell after being caught sucking on another woman’s breast.
Everyone will celebrate my win like a holiday feast, because I got a lot of food to share it with anyone that wants to eat some damn dessert.
I rather claw my way from the bottom to the top, than be a one hit wonder flop.
My chances of becoming a champion is closer and smoother than an average jobber.
Both my opponents rather trick or treat, while I am willing to break the rules and curse random people out for no damn reason like a damn annoying prick.
Even if my oxygen is low and worn out, it won’t stop me from not getting the 3 counts before I pass out.
You two are both just two little pigs that are ready to get slaughter by a bunch of wolves.
I am here to stay, while both of you two are just my prey.
My fight against my two opponents is going to be so brutal that somebody is going to end up heading straight to the hospital.
Brother Zeke is so religious that he might join Charles Manson and his disciples.
He is just another Bray Wyatt look alike
Jason Ryan should stay off Twitter or I will end up forcing him to eat some cat litter.
Jason Ryan is not a main eventer, but just a jobber that loves to have a sex with a homewrecker who likes to dress up like a six grade teacher.
My opponents let the fame get to their head and that is why their broke asses never got enough money to buy some bread.
(The scene changes to Daniel sitting behind a news desk and whispering in ten year old Daniel. He then stops and turns to look at the video camera as ten year old Daniel leaves.)
DC: This is Damn reporting from Damn News Network. We got a lot of shit happening in the damn wrestling company. William the Behemoth and Adelaide Ainsworth’s match is going to be one long match, because I heard they once got so high that it led them to fuck like two jack rabbits. HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! SHUT UP!! I am funny! Anyway, Jason Ryan and /brother Zeke haven’t said not one thing to Daniel “The Mindless” Christopher. Maybe they are too scared and know that they will lose to him easily. I can’t blame them for thinking that, since Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke got nothing to offer in the wrestling business and that is the damn truth.
(The scene changes to ten year old Daniel’s little sister holding a random championship title in her hands as she is arguing with two guys dressed as Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke in the ring. Then Daniel Christopher then comes in with a steel chair and knocks both guys out with it. He puts the little girl on top of Jason Ryan’s chest. He slaps the mat three times and raises her hand in the air and puts her down on the mat. She then takes a Barbie doll and rubs it into Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke’s face. The little girl starts giggling at the same time as her brother Daniel randomly appears to pick up her. They walk offscreen with his little sister waving bye to the video camera and laughing at the two knocked out bodies laying in the middle of the ring. The midget with his friends then ends up showing up out of nowhere singing an awful rendition of Macho Man and starts doing the YMCA dance as the scene fades out to black.)
