Post by ដានីយ៉ែល on Sept 23, 2020 18:30:23 GMT -5
(The scene opens with Daniel Christoper sitting on his couch in his house.)
DC: Alright, I lost to Johnny Legend last week. That is not a big deal. I am not using my career as The Undertaker or Bill Goldberg’s undefeated streak. So whatever other people think about it is their personal opinion. As for me, I have to face two opponents this week, Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke. One sounds like they went to a Catholic church that molests young boys, while the other one Has two first names in his name. That sounds stupid to say, but who gives about what I think right. I am supposed to make fun of these two dudes and kick their asses all over the ring. They got nothing over a ring veteran like myself. So I don’t need to stress out over anything, except that I will get to pin one of them for the three counts. They don’t know that I can get the job done easily and quickly. As for Johnny Legend, you got lucky defeating me last week with some assistance from two random guys. I don’t know if you are friends with them or not, I am going to get payback on you! You will never see it coming. Same goes to those two morons for interrupting my match and helping Johnny win the damn match.The battle has just started and it has just begun. Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke will learn a hard lesson about respect, because I am going to beat them senseless in the middle of the ring.
(Daniel was going to continue, when the scene changed and showed him sitting behind a news desk at a random newsroom. He is dressed like a news reporter and starts talking to the video camera)
DC: This is Damn reporting from Damn You Network. I like to report a rare sighting of Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke admitting to the police officer that they got molested as children in Catholic School. Jason admitted that one of them let the priest spank them with a magazine of Donald Trump on it. While Brother Zeke was caught paying a bunch of strippers to piss in Barack Obama’s hotel room that he usually stays and rents in Russia. Hey, Jason stop being freaky with the kinky shit. Nobody wants to know if you want another men or women to stick a damn sex toy up your ass. Jason, I don’t care what your gender is, just keep your private sex life out of the damn news. Hell that is worse than hearing Brother Zeke getting a fucking boner, when he caught most of the russian strippers taking a piss on our former 44th President Barrack Obama’s bed. Brother Zeke, stop watching the schicks piss in other people’s beds. It is not going to help you win matches in this fucking company! Hahahaha! You know that fucking weird and funny,, because I fucking damn says so! Now let's hear from my co host….Daniel!
(Suddenly the video camera saw a ten year old kid named Daniel pop out of nowhere from underneath the desk.)
Daniel: Hi,....
DC: Do you think will win the match between Jason Ryan, Brother Zeke and Daniel Christopher?
Daniel : Daniel Christopher will win, because Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke are bad people. They don’t like to lose to me, when it comes to video games. They are cheaters. Shame on you two. I am going to tell Yeah (grandma) on you. Now, I got to go and drink my Coca Cola. Bye!
(Ten year old Daniel then pulls out of a can of Coca-Cola and opens it. He then drinks it all in one gulp and his eyes start to turn sideways . He then climbs on the desk and starts jumping for no reason. Ten year old Daniel then starts laughing uncontrollably as he takes one of the pieces of paper and puts it in his mouth. Ten year old Dance then jclimb off the desk and runs off scene as the video camera then turns back to Damn, who is still sitting behind the desk.)
DC: Damn, that kid is fucking hyper like hell. Anyway, this is Damn reporting you from Damn You Network.)
(The scene then changes to show a ten year old Daniel holding his little sister Amanda in the air like Rafiki was doing to Simba, when he was a baby. Then you hear somebody yelling in the background and it is the ten year old Daniel’s Yeah (grandma) telling him to put his sister down as he puts his baby sister down runs off laughing hysterically again for no reason as the scene fades out to black.)
DC: Alright, I lost to Johnny Legend last week. That is not a big deal. I am not using my career as The Undertaker or Bill Goldberg’s undefeated streak. So whatever other people think about it is their personal opinion. As for me, I have to face two opponents this week, Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke. One sounds like they went to a Catholic church that molests young boys, while the other one Has two first names in his name. That sounds stupid to say, but who gives about what I think right. I am supposed to make fun of these two dudes and kick their asses all over the ring. They got nothing over a ring veteran like myself. So I don’t need to stress out over anything, except that I will get to pin one of them for the three counts. They don’t know that I can get the job done easily and quickly. As for Johnny Legend, you got lucky defeating me last week with some assistance from two random guys. I don’t know if you are friends with them or not, I am going to get payback on you! You will never see it coming. Same goes to those two morons for interrupting my match and helping Johnny win the damn match.The battle has just started and it has just begun. Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke will learn a hard lesson about respect, because I am going to beat them senseless in the middle of the ring.
(Daniel was going to continue, when the scene changed and showed him sitting behind a news desk at a random newsroom. He is dressed like a news reporter and starts talking to the video camera)
DC: This is Damn reporting from Damn You Network. I like to report a rare sighting of Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke admitting to the police officer that they got molested as children in Catholic School. Jason admitted that one of them let the priest spank them with a magazine of Donald Trump on it. While Brother Zeke was caught paying a bunch of strippers to piss in Barack Obama’s hotel room that he usually stays and rents in Russia. Hey, Jason stop being freaky with the kinky shit. Nobody wants to know if you want another men or women to stick a damn sex toy up your ass. Jason, I don’t care what your gender is, just keep your private sex life out of the damn news. Hell that is worse than hearing Brother Zeke getting a fucking boner, when he caught most of the russian strippers taking a piss on our former 44th President Barrack Obama’s bed. Brother Zeke, stop watching the schicks piss in other people’s beds. It is not going to help you win matches in this fucking company! Hahahaha! You know that fucking weird and funny,, because I fucking damn says so! Now let's hear from my co host….Daniel!
(Suddenly the video camera saw a ten year old kid named Daniel pop out of nowhere from underneath the desk.)
Daniel: Hi,....
DC: Do you think will win the match between Jason Ryan, Brother Zeke and Daniel Christopher?
Daniel : Daniel Christopher will win, because Jason Ryan and Brother Zeke are bad people. They don’t like to lose to me, when it comes to video games. They are cheaters. Shame on you two. I am going to tell Yeah (grandma) on you. Now, I got to go and drink my Coca Cola. Bye!
(Ten year old Daniel then pulls out of a can of Coca-Cola and opens it. He then drinks it all in one gulp and his eyes start to turn sideways . He then climbs on the desk and starts jumping for no reason. Ten year old Daniel then starts laughing uncontrollably as he takes one of the pieces of paper and puts it in his mouth. Ten year old Dance then jclimb off the desk and runs off scene as the video camera then turns back to Damn, who is still sitting behind the desk.)
DC: Damn, that kid is fucking hyper like hell. Anyway, this is Damn reporting you from Damn You Network.)
(The scene then changes to show a ten year old Daniel holding his little sister Amanda in the air like Rafiki was doing to Simba, when he was a baby. Then you hear somebody yelling in the background and it is the ten year old Daniel’s Yeah (grandma) telling him to put his sister down as he puts his baby sister down runs off laughing hysterically again for no reason as the scene fades out to black.)
