Post by ned on Sept 20, 2020 19:46:37 GMT -5
I never wanted to hit a child… but then Alpha Pro Wrestling went and put me up against Alex Scott on APW Metal. This is the best you've got, APDub?! Little Alex is fourteen years old! He's five foot nothing and weighs half of what I can bench press!
Alex Scott is nothing!
He's the answer to a question nobody asked.
He's the gift that nobody wanted on Christmas morning.
He's no superstar… and certainly not an all-day one.
The lone wolf schtick is going nowhere. He's got few friends because he's a loser. Who really wants to be friends with a loser? Not me. That's for damn sure. I'm only friends with winners.
On Monday… I'ma fight like the devil and whoop the guts outta that turd Alex Scott. All the focus and indifference in the world won't matter once I chokeslam his spine outta his ass. The fans at ringside better wear parkas like a Gallgher show because I'm going to soak them with his blood… sweat… and tears.
It's going to be fucking gross.
How is this man a former APW Junior Heavyweight Champion? His arms are too small to even hold up the damn belt!
All the fancy moves in the world won't save him from the brutal ass kicking that's coming his way on Monday!
And then it's on to conquer the world! World War Wrestling is coming up… and I've got something VERY special in mind. My evil plan will be revealed before Metal is concluded this week… and my next victim will never see it coming.
Alex Scott is just a snack.
The feast is coming.
Somewhere in Hollywood. Apokalypse and his gorgeous wife are taking a stroll down some fancy street. There are stars and shit on the sidewalk with the names of a buncha jobbers.
Apok: You know… your name will join these nobodies one day…
Josie: Nobodies?! Muhammad Ali?! Louis Armstrong?! Levar Burton?! Puff Daddy?!
Apok: Okay, okay. Some big names. Some bright stars. But none of them shine in comparison to you.
Josie: Aww thanks. A lot of it depends on Black Panther 2. If my role is as prominent as the early script… then I've got it made. Getting the part was hard enough though. Making a lasting impression is the truly hard part. Chadwick changed the game for me… and I hope to honor him with my performance.
Apok: You can't even let me in on any of the details? No matter how small?
Josie: The NDA with Disney is iron clad. I'm afraid they'd have me suicided for even giving out the smallest detail about this project.
Apok: Fair enough. Hey, I have to head to the airport early tomorrow. I want to get into town for Metal early so I can hit up a local gym. I'm sure the tiny nerd I'm going to beat up has never even heard of a gym.
Josie: Who are you fighting?
Apok: I'm fighting a kid named Alex Scott. It's not going to be much of a fight though. A fight insinuates that the guy is going to fight back. I've seen him get his ass kicked a handful of times since I got to APW… and it's been embarrassing to watch. Some dummy thought it'd be cool for our match to have no disqualifications. That only makes things worse for poor, little Alex.
Josie: Don't you think you're being too hard on the guy?
Apok: Nope.
The scene fades or whatever.
Alex Scott is nothing!
He's the answer to a question nobody asked.
He's the gift that nobody wanted on Christmas morning.
He's no superstar… and certainly not an all-day one.
The lone wolf schtick is going nowhere. He's got few friends because he's a loser. Who really wants to be friends with a loser? Not me. That's for damn sure. I'm only friends with winners.
On Monday… I'ma fight like the devil and whoop the guts outta that turd Alex Scott. All the focus and indifference in the world won't matter once I chokeslam his spine outta his ass. The fans at ringside better wear parkas like a Gallgher show because I'm going to soak them with his blood… sweat… and tears.
It's going to be fucking gross.
How is this man a former APW Junior Heavyweight Champion? His arms are too small to even hold up the damn belt!
All the fancy moves in the world won't save him from the brutal ass kicking that's coming his way on Monday!
And then it's on to conquer the world! World War Wrestling is coming up… and I've got something VERY special in mind. My evil plan will be revealed before Metal is concluded this week… and my next victim will never see it coming.
Alex Scott is just a snack.
The feast is coming.
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Somewhere in Hollywood. Apokalypse and his gorgeous wife are taking a stroll down some fancy street. There are stars and shit on the sidewalk with the names of a buncha jobbers.
Apok: You know… your name will join these nobodies one day…
Josie: Nobodies?! Muhammad Ali?! Louis Armstrong?! Levar Burton?! Puff Daddy?!
Apok: Okay, okay. Some big names. Some bright stars. But none of them shine in comparison to you.
Josie: Aww thanks. A lot of it depends on Black Panther 2. If my role is as prominent as the early script… then I've got it made. Getting the part was hard enough though. Making a lasting impression is the truly hard part. Chadwick changed the game for me… and I hope to honor him with my performance.
Apok: You can't even let me in on any of the details? No matter how small?
Josie: The NDA with Disney is iron clad. I'm afraid they'd have me suicided for even giving out the smallest detail about this project.
Apok: Fair enough. Hey, I have to head to the airport early tomorrow. I want to get into town for Metal early so I can hit up a local gym. I'm sure the tiny nerd I'm going to beat up has never even heard of a gym.
Josie: Who are you fighting?
Apok: I'm fighting a kid named Alex Scott. It's not going to be much of a fight though. A fight insinuates that the guy is going to fight back. I've seen him get his ass kicked a handful of times since I got to APW… and it's been embarrassing to watch. Some dummy thought it'd be cool for our match to have no disqualifications. That only makes things worse for poor, little Alex.
Josie: Don't you think you're being too hard on the guy?
Apok: Nope.
The scene fades or whatever.
