Post by ππππππππππππ on Sept 14, 2020 17:11:10 GMT -5
DEATHMACHINE Character Name: DEATHMACHINE! Character Name En EspaΓ±ol: Β‘MAQUINA DE LA MUERTE! Nickname: DEATHY to his friends Hometown: Vulcan, Alberta Billed Hometown: Santo Poco, Mexico Height: 6'5" Weight: 350 LBS Alignment: Straight In-Ring Style: Puncher/Kicker/Uses belly as weapon Bio: DEATHMACHINE is so mysterious that the most common words to see next to his name are 'WHO IS' then question marks afterwards. In real life, he was born to like royalty who totally gave him everything he needed to make it big. Like Kraft Dinner and an unlimited supply of Orange Crush soda. Seriously rolled out the red for this dude. He is Canadian, American, and Mexican, but identifies as a Citizen of the World. His real name, if said out loud, would like, make your head explode if said, like the chick who sung 'Ironic' did to those dudes in that movie Dogma. Have you seen Dogma? Shit's awesome. Anyway, DEATHMACHINE is a cool guy who most people want to know. This of course results in him having to be even more mysterious to avoid constantly being overwhelmed by adoring fans and totally hot babes who would love to like feed him Kraft Dinner. Seriously. DEATHMACHINE can't get a break when it comes to the hot chicks. Oh and for drama's sake, DEATHMACHINE'S parents were like blowed up in a huge war where like some tyrant was all "I'll get you one day, YOUNG DEATHMACHINE" and DEATHMACHINE was all "OK! But seriously, my parents bro, You're going to pay for this" and maybe this bio will lead to DEATHMACHINE finding that dude, who is like a general or something and them fighting it out on an Iceberg or maybe that place where Rise of Skywalker ended (What a crap movie). Anyway, I think that's enough bio for now. Don't want to spoil the appetite. Attire: Black sometimes red short-tights. Black boots, undone because laces are hard. Sweet cape and a super scary red and gold mask. Nothing but the best when you're DEATHMACHINE. Theme song: Thunder in your Heart by Stan Bush Pic Base: Some fat dude in a wrestling mask off of Shutterstock Entrance: DEATHMACHINE'S sweet theme music starts playing and the audience is in awe of the whole thing. Some of the chicks are yelling 'omg DEATHMACHINE you're so hot' and even some dudes are yelling "WOW I'M LIKE SERIOUSLY INTIMIDATED BY YOU BRAH" and everyone else in between is also amazed as DEATHMACHINE walks out onto the entrance stage. YEA! You're taking a chance, risking it all For the thrill of the party Taking a stand, but you're gonna fall You've always known it They're dying to shake you, They're going to break you And though the going is rough, you're not strong enough to take it DEATHMACHINE stops midway down the ramp to bust a move. The fans are going crazy, especially the hot babes who just can't get enough of his moves. He busts out some pelvic thrusts that are like automatic machine gun fire, knocking people OUT. Finally he continues walking to the ring. He climbs up the ring steps and enters the ring and here's some more lyrics: 'Cause there's thunder in your heart Every move is like a lightning But the shadows in the dark, and you're to weak to break it There's a fire gonna start And you know they're going under You can light the dark when they hear your heart of thunder. Finally DEATHMACHINE is in the ring and while the fans are either crying, cheering, or getting motion sickness, he slaps his chest getting ready to bring doom to all those who dare cross him. This. Is. DEATHMACHINE. Favourite moves: Knife edge chop Clothesline Short arm clothesline Eye Rake Punch to gut Double Axehandle Headbutt Toe Kick Bodyslam Suplex Sidewalk slam Signature move(s): Giant Push Back Club Finisher(s): Corner slingshot splash Top Rope Moonsault (Seldom ever lands) |
