Post by ដានីយ៉ែល on Aug 19, 2020 17:39:14 GMT -5
*Scene Opens*
(Daniel Christopher is standing up against a brick wall at a random location and wearing a Hanuman mask over his face.)
DC: I defeated Ricky, but he wasn’t an easy opponent to beat. So my opponent this week is named Shin. Uh, the guy might not even show up or just come out through the audience to sneak attack me. I don’t know the answer, but I do know that the guy will show up. The guy is going to put in a real effort to try and kick my ass by getting a win over me in the middle of the wrestling ring. Shin, you claim to be the most evil man in the world. Did you kill somebody yet? Did you torture somebody so bad that they end up committing suicide and blamed it all on you? If so, you should be in jail and not in a wrestling ring. Then again, that is my own opinion and you don’t have to agree with me. I will still kick your ass and sent you back straight to Japan or where you came from! I don’t care if you the most evil man on this planet earth, I am still going to stand face to face with you in that damn ring. I will going to fucking defeat you and get the three counts! You do not scare me nor am I afraid to get in your face and tell you that you aren’t shit, because that is the fucking truth! I don’t care if you like hearing that a lot or not, your words don’t mean shit to me. I don’t have to be huge or strong nor evil like you to make it in the wrestling business. My fight will do all the talking for me, if you know what I mean. Whether I win or lose, the only thing that matters to me right now is that I leave your body unconscious on the mat in that wrestling ring! Shin, you may think I am too soft to beat somebody like you up. That is not really true, because I rather be a good guy that doesn’t start a fight with anybody. When it comes to wrestling a match, I break that good guy image and give my opponents a taste of what to come. Whatever is coming next is that I will let my anger take over and use to my advantage by kicking my opponent’s ass in a very violent way! Whether I break the rules by using a weapon or not, all I know is that my opponent won’t be standing after the match is finished, because I just brutalized his ass in that wrestling ring! Shin; say whatever crap that you want to me now! At the end of the day, you will still lose to me! Shin, you may try to steer me into the darkness by causing me to lose to you on purpose, and just leave the company without any chances of returning, but I won’t let that happen. There is always a light will shine through the darkness. If I have unleashed the hyper active asshole that got me to change from a smart ass nerd to a troublemaker, then so be it. I rather let you force me to unleash the evil side of myself. If I get in trouble or ban from the company for my heinous actions for purposely inflicting pain toward you with my unhinged anger and verbal assault, that is fine with me. I am so done playing by the damn rules and following it like a damn boy scout. If you want to follow them, go right ahead. I am not stopping you. Except when it comes to facing me in the wrestling ring, you can bet your ass that this motherfucking Cambodian is going to destroy you senselessly and violently with no remorse! Maybe I am sick on the hard for giving myself the nickname “Mindless” or I am just being crazy enough to cross the line to achieve my goal of winning something like a title, gold medal or a match! I don’t know, but maybe I am crazy enough to accept that I won’t win against you. Maybe you got more balls in your court to beat me cleanly in that ring or you are more evil enough to break the rules to punish me! In my personal opinion, it doesn’t matter at all. Daniel “The Mindless” Christopher is going to win this match and I am personally going to see your damn ass to the fucking hospital!
(The midget than comes out of nowhere and starts singing “I Like To Move it” by Reel 2 Real in front Daniel Christopher.)
Midget: I LIKE TO MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE! ALL THE WOMEN LIKE TO MOVE IT! DANIEL CHRISTROPHER IS STUPID AND SHIN IS GOING TO KICK HIS ASS!
(Daniel grabs the midget by his neck and dumps him inside a nearby trash bin.)
DC: MIDGET, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! STOP FUCKING WITH MY PROMO! I AM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU!
(Daniel Christopher then turns toward the video camera.)
DC: SHIN! HEY SHIN! COME OUT! COME OUT! WHEREVER YOU ARE! WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE YOU? ARE YOU BACK IN JAPAN OR IN AMERICA? SHOW YOURSELF ASSHOLE; BECAUSE I AM GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY YOU SO BAD THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE ON ME! YEAH, THIS IS HOW I FUCKING ACT WHEN SOMEBODY GETS ON MY DAMN NERVES! SO SHIN, YOU ARE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! NO BULLSHIT! THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY AND ANGRY THAT I CAN GET IF YOU FUCKING PISSED ME OFF! SHIN, SEE YOU AT MONDAY NIGHT METAL BITCH!
*Scene Fades*
(Daniel Christopher is standing up against a brick wall at a random location and wearing a Hanuman mask over his face.)
DC: I defeated Ricky, but he wasn’t an easy opponent to beat. So my opponent this week is named Shin. Uh, the guy might not even show up or just come out through the audience to sneak attack me. I don’t know the answer, but I do know that the guy will show up. The guy is going to put in a real effort to try and kick my ass by getting a win over me in the middle of the wrestling ring. Shin, you claim to be the most evil man in the world. Did you kill somebody yet? Did you torture somebody so bad that they end up committing suicide and blamed it all on you? If so, you should be in jail and not in a wrestling ring. Then again, that is my own opinion and you don’t have to agree with me. I will still kick your ass and sent you back straight to Japan or where you came from! I don’t care if you the most evil man on this planet earth, I am still going to stand face to face with you in that damn ring. I will going to fucking defeat you and get the three counts! You do not scare me nor am I afraid to get in your face and tell you that you aren’t shit, because that is the fucking truth! I don’t care if you like hearing that a lot or not, your words don’t mean shit to me. I don’t have to be huge or strong nor evil like you to make it in the wrestling business. My fight will do all the talking for me, if you know what I mean. Whether I win or lose, the only thing that matters to me right now is that I leave your body unconscious on the mat in that wrestling ring! Shin, you may think I am too soft to beat somebody like you up. That is not really true, because I rather be a good guy that doesn’t start a fight with anybody. When it comes to wrestling a match, I break that good guy image and give my opponents a taste of what to come. Whatever is coming next is that I will let my anger take over and use to my advantage by kicking my opponent’s ass in a very violent way! Whether I break the rules by using a weapon or not, all I know is that my opponent won’t be standing after the match is finished, because I just brutalized his ass in that wrestling ring! Shin; say whatever crap that you want to me now! At the end of the day, you will still lose to me! Shin, you may try to steer me into the darkness by causing me to lose to you on purpose, and just leave the company without any chances of returning, but I won’t let that happen. There is always a light will shine through the darkness. If I have unleashed the hyper active asshole that got me to change from a smart ass nerd to a troublemaker, then so be it. I rather let you force me to unleash the evil side of myself. If I get in trouble or ban from the company for my heinous actions for purposely inflicting pain toward you with my unhinged anger and verbal assault, that is fine with me. I am so done playing by the damn rules and following it like a damn boy scout. If you want to follow them, go right ahead. I am not stopping you. Except when it comes to facing me in the wrestling ring, you can bet your ass that this motherfucking Cambodian is going to destroy you senselessly and violently with no remorse! Maybe I am sick on the hard for giving myself the nickname “Mindless” or I am just being crazy enough to cross the line to achieve my goal of winning something like a title, gold medal or a match! I don’t know, but maybe I am crazy enough to accept that I won’t win against you. Maybe you got more balls in your court to beat me cleanly in that ring or you are more evil enough to break the rules to punish me! In my personal opinion, it doesn’t matter at all. Daniel “The Mindless” Christopher is going to win this match and I am personally going to see your damn ass to the fucking hospital!
(The midget than comes out of nowhere and starts singing “I Like To Move it” by Reel 2 Real in front Daniel Christopher.)
Midget: I LIKE TO MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE! ALL THE WOMEN LIKE TO MOVE IT! DANIEL CHRISTROPHER IS STUPID AND SHIN IS GOING TO KICK HIS ASS!
(Daniel grabs the midget by his neck and dumps him inside a nearby trash bin.)
DC: MIDGET, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! STOP FUCKING WITH MY PROMO! I AM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU!
(Daniel Christopher then turns toward the video camera.)
DC: SHIN! HEY SHIN! COME OUT! COME OUT! WHEREVER YOU ARE! WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE YOU? ARE YOU BACK IN JAPAN OR IN AMERICA? SHOW YOURSELF ASSHOLE; BECAUSE I AM GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY YOU SO BAD THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE ON ME! YEAH, THIS IS HOW I FUCKING ACT WHEN SOMEBODY GETS ON MY DAMN NERVES! SO SHIN, YOU ARE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! NO BULLSHIT! THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY AND ANGRY THAT I CAN GET IF YOU FUCKING PISSED ME OFF! SHIN, SEE YOU AT MONDAY NIGHT METAL BITCH!
*Scene Fades*