Flapping in the wind: A taste of things to come
Jun 26, 2019 0:50:11 GMT -5
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Post by Michael J Brilliance on Jun 26, 2019 0:50:11 GMT -5
Standing outside of a hospital, in a white gown, the back open and flapping in the wind, Michael J. Brilliance just stares off into space. Slowly he raises his phone, clicks a button and sends the following out into the world on a live stream on facebook.
WHAT UP PEOPLE?
? So look check it out, things went pretty bad for me this week, I mean, let’s just lay it out there, I got dick punched, and that broad loved what she felt, if ya know what I’m sayin!? That’s right yall pickin up what this gangsta is puttin down. Now I don’t wanna brag or nothin, but man did some of them girls in the back give me the ole wink. Ya know what I mean!
All seriousness now though, that shit wasn’t cool, not cool at all. What kinda coward is gonna go and dick punch someone in the ring like that? I mean come on, you wanna get all up on these nuts girl, all ya gotta do is ask. Sheesh, these bitches these days, gotta be runnin around all hashtaggin the me too movement and shit, well it goes both ways ladies, aint no gropin of these nuts without permission, feel me? Now I aint got no match this week, and that aint no big deal or nothin, doc said to ice the ole pole and cubes for a week, so yall can thank Sandy for not gettin to watch me perform.
Now I know yall be checkin out my digs, probably wonderin how yall can get yalls hands on such fine threads, and well, its damn simple, get punched in the dick! Yeah, there be some bitterness about the dick punch floatin round if ya didn’t notice. But what ya gonna do when bitches wanna be feelin up on ya junk and all right? But it’s all good, cuz aint a motha fucka out there that can rock the gown like yours truly, MICHAEL J BRILLIANCE! Yeah bitches I just yelled my name, like a battle cry and shit, deal with it.
Michael shuts off the live feed, puts both hands on his hips and looks out across the parking lot. There an old woman stares at him with a look of confusion. Take it all in, take it all in! he yells at here before strutting off across the lot, ass exposed to the wind, gown flapping around like a poor man super hero’s cape. Like what you see? He asks another woman as he strolls on by giving her a wink. Disgust fills her face as she storms off. hashtag me too, don’t be objectifying me and judging me by my looks bitch! Michael yells at her.
From behind him, Michael hears a car pull up, he turns to find his father stepping out of the back of a stretched limo and pointing for Michael to get in. Awwwww man, come on, come on! Lowering his head, Michael shrugs in anger and stomps his way to the back of the Limo.
WHAT UP PEOPLE?
? So look check it out, things went pretty bad for me this week, I mean, let’s just lay it out there, I got dick punched, and that broad loved what she felt, if ya know what I’m sayin!? That’s right yall pickin up what this gangsta is puttin down. Now I don’t wanna brag or nothin, but man did some of them girls in the back give me the ole wink. Ya know what I mean!All seriousness now though, that shit wasn’t cool, not cool at all. What kinda coward is gonna go and dick punch someone in the ring like that? I mean come on, you wanna get all up on these nuts girl, all ya gotta do is ask. Sheesh, these bitches these days, gotta be runnin around all hashtaggin the me too movement and shit, well it goes both ways ladies, aint no gropin of these nuts without permission, feel me? Now I aint got no match this week, and that aint no big deal or nothin, doc said to ice the ole pole and cubes for a week, so yall can thank Sandy for not gettin to watch me perform.
Now I know yall be checkin out my digs, probably wonderin how yall can get yalls hands on such fine threads, and well, its damn simple, get punched in the dick! Yeah, there be some bitterness about the dick punch floatin round if ya didn’t notice. But what ya gonna do when bitches wanna be feelin up on ya junk and all right? But it’s all good, cuz aint a motha fucka out there that can rock the gown like yours truly, MICHAEL J BRILLIANCE! Yeah bitches I just yelled my name, like a battle cry and shit, deal with it.
Michael shuts off the live feed, puts both hands on his hips and looks out across the parking lot. There an old woman stares at him with a look of confusion. Take it all in, take it all in! he yells at here before strutting off across the lot, ass exposed to the wind, gown flapping around like a poor man super hero’s cape. Like what you see? He asks another woman as he strolls on by giving her a wink. Disgust fills her face as she storms off. hashtag me too, don’t be objectifying me and judging me by my looks bitch! Michael yells at her.
From behind him, Michael hears a car pull up, he turns to find his father stepping out of the back of a stretched limo and pointing for Michael to get in. Awwwww man, come on, come on! Lowering his head, Michael shrugs in anger and stomps his way to the back of the Limo.
