Aspirations

We see Cray Mitchell sitting in his room after his altercation with Lilianna Rose. He shakes his head as he seethes a bit, very reminiscent of a teenager who just got yelled at by his mother in front of all his homeboys. He looks into the camera.

”You probably expect me to come out at this point and do some kind of parody of Zombie Land or Bob’s Burgers but not this time. Not this week. This week I get serious. This week I go one on one with the World Heavyweight Champion. This is the step I need to get my foot in the door for Showdown.

Zaigon, what drives you in this business? For months people wondered about me and my antics. People wondered about my trollish nature. It is true, I can be an idiot. I can be a moron. I can be an imbecile.

I can also be the best damn wrestler you have ever seen. I can be a technical magician. Bitch… I can be fabulous! You don’t know fully what I am capable of because I have had to hold back thanks to the strings being pulled by Mistress. I am going to win this one without her help.

I know what you are thinking Zaigon. You are thinking there is trouble in Paradise. You are thinking Mistress Lilianna and I are about to be on the outs. It is true she will probably punish me for saying that but the truth is. I like the punishment. I like the attention she gives me. Some of the things I have said in the past shows how much I like attention. I love being the center of the Universe.

What is the center of your universe, Zaigon? It should be that World Title. It should be the thing we all strive for but something tells me it isn’t. You said last week that “a man’s ability to take advantage of freedom is his own.” What is going to happen when I take advantage of freedom by pinning you in the middle of the ring this week? What is going to happen when you fall to the King of the Trolls, the Guru of Greatness. What happens when you lose to Cray Mitchell? You know, the same man who played with penis shaped balloons and almost kidnapped a kid on live TV. The same Cray Mitchell who has pretty much admitted that the business he owns is responsible for the death of multiple people.

Fact is, I have friends in high places Zaigon. I can and will end you. When I win this week I am placing my name in the running to dethrone you. I want to embarrass you. I want to pull your pants down and expose your ass to the world. I mean that figuratively and literally. I literally want to show the world your full moon. This week Zaigon, you go down at the hands of me. This week the slave becomes the master, if only for a day.

I am tired of people laughing when they see me. I am tired of people saying the only reason I am relevant is because I attached myself to a “hot piece of ass like Lilianna Rose.” You see Lili is more to this business, to this company than all the World Champions combined and soon she and I and the Network will run this whole company. Zaigon is only the beginning. Adam Dante, Damien Kaine, and whoever else is in the higher ups, I hope you are watching closely when I dismantle your world champion this week.”

Lilianna’s voice can be heard from downstairs.

”Cray come here!”

Cray looks into the camera.

”Zaigon, you are lucky Mistress Lili is calling me for I was about to go in on you so hard with no lube that your ass would never recover!”

With that Cray heads downstairs. We see Lilianna standing in front of him with a whip in her hand.

”On all fours and lick my boots. You have a lot to make up for Cray. You have been entirely too bad this week.”

The scene fades to black as we hear a loud crack of the whip and Cray whimpers like a scolded dog.