The Faithless Clashes With The Diminutive And The Very Big
Jul 19, 2020 22:57:13 GMT -5
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Post by slaughter71 on Jul 19, 2020 22:57:13 GMT -5
THE FAITHLESS CLASHES WITH THE DIMINUTIVE AND THE VERY BIG
It is Friday morning, around 8:04 A.M. Oblivion is at 2662 Mathews Avenue, in San Diego, California, at a MCX Gas Station, starin' at his black van with the hood open. Oblivion goes back to the driver's sides, of the van, trying to start up the van...
CLICK-CLICK-CLICK...
Oblivion slams both of IT's massive fists on the steering wheel.
Oblivion: DAMN IT!! Battery and/or alternator!! IT's got cables. Now, is there an asshole, around here, who has a car, especially around HERE IN SAN DIEGO, who has fucking cables, for their OWN damn car?! The Monster thinks It sees someone in the station. Let's see if we can get this bucket juiced.
Oblivion leaves the van and walks towards the garage part, of the gas station, seeing a mechanic...
Oblivion: HELLO?! CAN YOU HELP OBLIVION?!
As The Monster walks towards the garage, asking for help, while crunching down on a shaved cat's head. Oblivion didn't have breakfast. The sporadic amount of people that ARE there, pointing, holding in their small children into them. Oblivion wanting just help for his van, looks around for the scattering people. Hearing the subtle screams...
Mexican woman: MONSTRUO!! HUYE DEL MONSTRUO!! SALVA A TODAS LAS NINAS!! SALVA A TODOS LOS NINOS!!
Oblivion: MONSTER?! SAVE THE CHILDREN?! WHAT THE FU-..?!
Several people, mostly Mexican, scattering.
Oblivion: LOOK AT IT!! DOES THE MONSTER LOOK LIKE THE I.N.S.?!
STOMP!!
Oblivion, mad at ITself, stomps down with IT's right boot.
Oblivion: Oh shit! Gravedigger is gonna be TRULY PISSED at IT!
Oblivion looks, sees the mechanic, walks up to him.
Oblivion: You speak English?!
Mechanic: Do you always look like a eighties horror movies reject?!
Oblivion: Okay. Fair.
Mechanic: Do you need anything specific done?
Oblivion: Oblivion's mid-70's Chevy van, is by the pumps. Tried to start it up. Of course. It went click. Now, before you say anything, IT wants to see if you could help recharge IT's battery. Oblivion has IT's own battery jumper cables. Now, if that isn't the problem. Could be the alternator or even the starter. But, you're the mechanic. I'm just your typical nobody.
The mechanic looks at Oblivion from head to toe, then back up.
Mechanic: Look, what's your name?
Before Oblivion could answer, the mechanic cuts him off. That reaction, COMPLETELY catches The Monster off guard. The brow, of Oblivion, lowers and IT tenses up with both fist clinched!! But, all Oblivion wants... IT'S DAMN VAN FIXED!!
Mechanic: Excuse me. What's your deal?!
Oblivion looks; stares at the mechanic. Moving IT's head and neck side to side, cracking it, in the process. Getting slightly agitated.
Oblivion: IT's deal? Look. All IT wants to know, can you help.... WHAT DO YOU MEAN... IT'S DEAL?!
The more Oblivion tried to talk and do the opposite of what people expects IT to do, the more the rage slowly creeps in. The boiling anger within the body of Jakob Lister, rattles. But, there's something that keeps bugging; reminding Oblivion, a sense of paranoia of sorts... that EVERYONE IS WATCHING. The Monster is TRYING to be on IT's best behavior.
Mechanic: Well, look at you. As soon as you walked up here, you scared everyone. The elderly and the children.
Oblivion: So, IT takes it that you're NOT the revolutionary type.
Mechanic: What do you mean?
Oblivion: As you can see, IT's a kind of personality that is VERY confrontational.
Mechanic: I can see that you're THAT type of... "people".
Oblivion: What do YOU mean THAT IT'S that kind of people?!
Mechanic: I just mean, look at you.
Oblivion: IT knows that people will...
Oblivion throws IT's arms in the air, holding them there. Thrashing around, gyrating IT'S hips, along with IT's arms, in an exaggerated and extremely sarcastic way. The Monster makes an obnoxious face.
Mechanic: What the Hell?
Oblivion: ...freak out SOOOOOO damn easily. All just because someone doesn't look like everyone else. Acts like everyone else. Doesn't stand in line like everyone else. Say... "Yes sir. No sir" Act well behave. Conformity is for the braindead. For the robot-like sheep. Oblivion IS different!! So society despises, disdains and scorns entities like The Monster. They HAVE to. If they don't, they become monsters themselves. Even if they try to keep themselves out of denial. There are other "monsters" out there. But, because Oblivion does thing... particularly "different" than other so-called monster would do, IT gets called out. Apparently, within the world of mayhem, chaos and violence there is also conformity. Who knew?!
Mechanic: What the Hell are you talking about?!
Oblivion starts laughing at the mechanic.
Oblivion: Oblivion didn't know IT was getting out of the truck anytime soon, before heading back where IT came from. So, IT didn't put on appropriate socially acceptable skin/ face covering or "make-up", if you will. So, give Oblivion a little acceptance or leeway and... DON'T BE SO DAMN JUDGMENTAL!!
Mechanic: So, what ARE you?
Oblivion looks at the mechanic, with a not so pleasing stare.
Oblivion: Oblivion is a pro wrestler.
Mechanic: OH!! LUCHA LIBRE!! Are you good?
Oblivion: At one point, in IT's career, Oblivion was.
Mechanic: What happened?!
Oblivion: A lot of things really. Tons of distractions!! IT loves competition!! Competition is good for the heart!! Not The Monster's heart. Oblivion doesn't have a heart.
Mechanic: WHAT!? What do you mean, you don't have a heart?! You sound crazy!!
Oblivion: IT knows it does. IT doesn't care. To be real. To be true. This will... might make you feel uncomfortable. This is the truth. Usually in IT's situation, entities, like Oblivion wouldn't know IT's environment.
Mechanic: What do you mean?
Oblivion: There's lot's of information. Be patient. Although IT can control the body, IT is NOT the "TRUE" host of the body. The true name of the body is Jakob Lister. How, I found that out is, Jakob murdered a friend's wife and unborn baby. Ended in a prision psych hospital. The new owners gave Jakob "new" medicine and he started developing new symptoms. Which happened to be Oblivion
Mechanic: OH DIOS MIO! YOU'RE INSANE!!
Oblivion: You calling The Monster crazy?!
Oblivion starts taking long strides stomping around, in a pattern motion, while staring right at the mechanic.
Mechanic: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Oblivion: You know... JUST BEING CRAZY!! All IT wanted was a little help with IT's van. But, you and the people around here, all they just done is completely judged Oblivion.
Mechanic: I...
The mechanic get completely nervous. The Monster looks intently at the mechanic, with IT's head tilted, to the right. Oblivion starts to slightly convulse while stepping forward. The Monster speaks to the mechanic in a sarcastic tone.
Oblivion: What's a matter Mr. Mechanic? Does opossum have your tongue?!
Mechanic: I... I cannot... work on your van.
The Monster, with a look of absolute disappointment, on IT's face, adjusts IT's clothes before walking up to the mechanic. looking at a somewhat petrified mechanic. Oblivion dusts off the mechanic...
Mechanic: DON'T TOUCH ME!!
Oblivion simply adjust the mechanic's clothes.
Oblivion: Do you know where's the closest auto dealer is?
Mechanic: There's Siry Auto Group. That's on 8085 Clairemont Boulevard. With out any means of transportation, that's gonna take you about a little more than two hours to get there. The way you look. Don't be surprised if you get harassed or stopped by the police. Good luck.
The mechanic just turns his back and walks away. The Monster just wants to jump on the mechanic and make him feel like he is in Hell. Oblivion even grabs for something that is tucked in IT's waistband... A Glock 17. But, no time for fun. Before he leaves, The Monster goes back to the van. IT gathers everything IT needs. Once that's done, Oblivion goes to the front, of the van, taking out IT's Glock...
BLAMM... BLAMM... BLAMM!!!
The Monster fires off three rounds into the front end of IT's van... DECLARING THE VAN DEAD!! Oblivion decides NOT to go to Siry Auto Group. IT decided to take The mechanic's auto... a red Ford Mustang. Oblivion goes over to the mechanic...
WHAM!!!
The Monster slams a fist into the face of the mechanic. Then takes his car keys.
Oblivion: Holy sh*t!! Just took this car!! In a couple of days, The Faithless will face The Five Two Mafia and The Very Big Super Villains. There will be one thousand six hundred and eighty one pounds, in the ring. All that is coming from the girl's thighs!! Seriously, one thousand six hundred eighty one pounds between six competitors. Remember, Five-Two Mafia are smaller than what the Very Big Super Villains eats. Those young ladies, combined weigh two hundred eighty one pounds. Half of the six match competitors, weigh more, individually, than Five-Two Mafia weighs combined.
Some of the moves, of the Mafia they WON'T BE ABLE TO EXECUTE against The Very Big Super Villains and The Monster Oblivion. For their other common moves, they would have to wear down us big men, before even trying to attempting to do other maneuvers. That's a fact. Sarah Grey-Lacklan and Kenzi Grey-Lacklan are visions of timid deer. Both being Grey-Lacklan, they will have this imaginary illusion of honor. Pride. Hell, they will even claim to have this strong courage, to even step into the ring with a team that have change their name more than they have changed their underwear.... The Very Big Super Villains. Just a strange thought. Hey Sarah and Kenzi!! Imagine yourselves hand washing the underwear of Travis and William the Behemoth!! EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!! Think.... Scratch and sniff!!
This place is absolute crazy!! Walk one block then walk like three hundred some feet. Turn left. Turn right. IT JUST WANTS TO SEE A DAMN MAJOR ROAD!!! This maze of an adventure, just to get to another car shop, is so damn insane!! NO!! DON'T SAY IT!! This is not the first time Oblivion and Big Willy have faced off in the ring. Is it, big boy. Have you lost any of your toes yet? Have you modified your motorized scooter yet? Maybe, last question William. How loud are your knees screaming? You could always start a Heavy Metal band... The Screamin' Blown Out Knee Caps!!We have complete opposites in two teams. Five- Two Mafia and The Very Big Super Villains. Hey Sarah!! Congrats with your Hardcore championship victory!! That championship weighs more than you do. You DO realize that being Hardcore Champion does NOT mean you take on the entire locker room. Do you need for Oblivion to define what IT meant when The Monster said... "TAKE ON". Sarah Lacklan is Miss Hardcore!!
Now, Kenzi. The Monster is known for IT's sophomoric "behavior". You need to have a thick skin to deal with Oblivion. You know who has thick skins? Especially, the skin of the back side? Well, besides The Monster. Travis The Superficial Alien and Big Boy Willie!! Do you think it's coincidental that Travis is The Wind Ding and his partner is Big Willie?! Kinda freaky there!! Those two with the 5'2" Mafia in the same ring... moms and dads, cover your little ones' ears. Because, those little girls, ARE WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO WIN!! Just look at Sarah's win over L Verez. What do you think they are gonna to your fat asses. But. IT has tell you all something... There's rumors going around saying that Oblivion is fat. Who would say such a thing?! Oblivion is The Horrific Adonis!! You HAVE to work hard... REALLY HARD to look as good as IT does!!
The Monster pulls the car over, finishing IT's thought.
Oblivion: The Faithless are motivated... The Monster is MOTIVATED to take out the Five Two Mafia AND The Very Big Super Villains!! Sarah, yu think you're badass... IT KNOWS HARDCORE!! VBS?! You two are not the same people over and OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! You ginormous human being are so disgusted about yourselves, you HAVE to keep changing your identities!! The Faithless will win this match, because you two are way over your heads this time!! Bye ladies!!
The Monster drives away.
