El Gran Diabolico vs. The Robot Aztec Mummy

They are the Muertos Furisos: dozens, if not hundreds of corpses interred across generations, now reanimated by a callous and obscene alien power. They are placid now, as they stand in silent sentry around the temple-pyramid half consumed by the fecund botany of the Yucatan jungle. But the very moment their clouded eyes catch sight of the living, they will fly into a rampage and seek to destroy those who possess that which they lost. No mere mortal can resist them, and the exceptionally mortal best back a lunch.

Or in the case of El Gran Diabolico: twin machetes!

Whoosh-Wham! He swings into the clearing like the Mexican equivalent of Tarzan, scattering a dozen corpses like tenpins. Whoosh-Slash! Whoosh-Slice! Whoosh-Stab. And so on and so forth. El Gran Diabolico carves his way through the Muertos Furisos, a veritable cyclone of serrated steel! Heads, arms, legs, fly! Slowly, step by step, he makes his way up the pyramid to the altar at the top where his true for awaits!

XATROC the Robot Aztec Mummy, clad in ceremonial robes and wielding a ceremonial dagger, is inches from it’s triumph. Plunge the dagger into the sacrificial virgin, and the Sun will vanish replaced by ZUMTITLICAPLICOCO: the Mechanical Nucleon Sphere from the Soulless Realm of Gears! It’s enhanced gravitational pull will cause the entire solar system to collapse into it, providing the raw materials it will need to spread it’s Techno Tait throughout the galaxy.

Then the universe.

We’re talking about the end of all reality.

Can El Gran Diabolico stop this?

Can he defeat XATROC and prevent ZUMTITLWHASIS from putting and end to everything, which would include the Lucha Bowl?

We’ll find out Tuesday July 14th if Night Two happens then I guess we’re ok.

Hope to see you there Ultimo Extremo! Because if we don’t I guess we’re all Dead.