The Needle Man meets his demise at Bulletproof
Jun 28, 2020 4:23:55 GMT -5
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Post by djf on Jun 28, 2020 4:23:55 GMT -5
THE NEEDLE MAN MEETS HIS DEMISE AT BULLETPROOF
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality- Ayn Rand
Arrogance is the camouflage of insecurity.- Tim Fargo
Too much ego will kill your talent.- Anonymous
Cockiness is useful to fake on occasion, but it'll only get you killed if you believe it.- Cassandra Rose Clarke
Friday June 26 2020
8:37 P.M. JST
Hilltop Hotel
Tokyo, Japan
~*DJF is in his hotel room, just going over old film of Vonn Richter, his opponent for Bulletproof, at the next Pay Per View for Alpha Pro Wrestling. The event happens at the Nippon Budokan Arena, which ironically is 2.3 kilometers or 1.4 miles. Being the way things are, nowadays, DJ is stuck in his hotel room. Even if Dakota WANTED to, he doesn't want to go out and squander a perfect time to do some intel on Vonn Richter. Dakota proceeds to watch matches of Vonn Richter. Starting with Richter's last match first...
*MONDAY NIGHT METAL* 6-22-20
(DING-DING-DING!!)
DJF: Alright, let's see how this Jaice Wilds operates!!
Richter grabs Jaice Wilds, running, with Jaice, in his arms, towards the corner, into the turnbuckles...
Vonn Richter: ARRRRRRGH!!
WHAM!!
Clearwater: The Final General gets slammed into the corner!!
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Remi: Vonn Richter misses with a double sledgehammer, towards Jaice Wilds, hitting the top turnbuckle.
DJF: What idiotic moronic dumbass!! For a sloth-like muscle-head, he couldn't hit Jaice if Wilds would sit still!!
Wilds moves out, of the way...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Clearwater: Enziguri!!
DJF: BOOM!! DAMN!!
The larger Richter barely stumbles backwards from the enziguri by Jaice Wilds, who grabs his larger opponent. Wilds sitting on the top turnbuckle...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Remi: TORNADO DDT!!
Clearwater: Quick cover by Jaice Wilds!!
The crowd: On-...
Remi: Not EVEN a one count!!
Vonn Richter stands up quickly.
WHOOSH-...
Clearwater: Vonn Richter ducks out of the way from the spinning back fist from Jaice Wilds....
WHOOOOOOOOSH-KEEEEEERRWHAAAAM!!!!
Clearwater: HOLY HELL!! THAT POLISH HAMMER NEARLY CRUSHED IN THE CHEST OF JAICE WILDS!!
Vonn Richter laughs, as he looks down at Wilds.
Remi: Richter is proceeding to stomp the holy Hell out of The Final General.
Richter decides to pick up Jaice, who is kicking and screaming, in the air, then....
WHOOSH-WHAM...
Clearwater: OH MY GOD!!
Remi: WHAT?! WHAT?!
Clearwater: CHOKESLAM BY VONN RICHTER!!
DJF: HOLY SHIT!! WHAT A BEAST!! Slammed Jaice Wilds down, like a gorilla slamming down a car tire!! What's an extra incentive for myself to give that over developed "Captain Caveman" an extra helping of an ASS WHOOPIN'!!
Remi: That chokeslam nearly folded up Jaice Wilds. He just landed like a load of bricks!! Just dumped down like absolutely nothing!!
Richter picks up the broken torso, of his opponent, then pick up the head by the hair of Jaice Wilds, screaming at him...
Vonn Richter: STUPID!! YOU'RE A MORON!! I'M GOLIATH!! YOU'RE AN ANT!! Nothing. NOTHING. NOTHIIIING!!!!!!!!!!
DJF: NO!!! YOU'RE NOTHING, RICHTER
WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM!!
Richter pounds his mighty, meaty fists down on Wilds. The Final General collapses outside to the ringside area. Vonn followed her outside the ring.
SLAM-WHAM!!
Wilds' face gets slammed on the ring apron. Richter takes Wilds and whips him towards the ring corner post...
WHOOSH...
REVERSAL!!
WHOOSH-WHAM/CLANG!!
Jaice just threw Vonn into a ring post.
Clearwater: He's been rammed head first into the ringpost!!
DJF: OH SHIT!! DAT GRAPE GON' GIT BUSTED!
Remi: The Man who moves the needle has a laceration above the right eyebrow and there is a small trickle of blood.
Wilds climbs the turnbuckles, to the top. Richter wiped blood of his right eye.
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Clearwater: Suicide dive!!
Wilds grabs his opponent, pushing him into the ring...
Remi: Vonn Richter shows resistance!!
Richter grabs Wilds...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Clearwater: SIDEWALK SLAM!!
DJF: DAAAAAAAAAMN!!
Remi: Richter grabs and tosses Wilds inside the ring...
Remi: Pin attempt!!
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREEEEEEEEE!! NOOOOOOOO!!
KICKOUT!!
Vonn Richter stands up and rages at the referee. Wilds backs up. Richter turns around and then charges towards Jaice Wilds.
Vonn Richter: AAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
WHOOOOOSH-WHAM!!
Clearwater: HURRICANRANNA PIN!!
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREEEEEEEEE!! NOOOOOOOO!!
KICKOUT!!
Both competitors stand up...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Remi: BIG BOOT!!
WHAM!!
DJF: DAAAAAAAAAMN!!
Remi: Vonn with an pin attempt!!
Clearwater: Elbow drop!!
Remi: Vonn with an pin attempt!!
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREEEEEEEEE!! NOOOOOOOO!!
KICKOUT!!
DJF: YES!!
Remi: Richter grabs Wilds, tossing him into the ropes. Jaice bounces off the ropes...
WHOOSH...
Clearwater: Vonn Richter misses with a clothesline attempt!!
Jaice Wilds rebounds off the ropes...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Remi: Spectre Cycle!!
Clearwater: Rebounding tornado kick!!
Jaice bends down to grab Vonn...
Remi: GUT CHECK!!
Abdominal stretch!!
Jaice Wilds: AHHHHHHHH!!
The referee: Wilds you submit?!
Jaice Wilds: NOOOOOOOO!!
Jaice reaches out and ends up grabbing for a ring rope.
The referee: That's it!! Richter, let go!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!!
Richter let's go. As Jaice is on the ground, Richter grasp on the camel clutch on his opponent.
Jaice Wilds: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
The referee: You want to call it a night Wilds!?
DJF: YOU BETTER NOT SUBMIT!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T LET HIM WIN!! NOOOOOOOO!!! THAT PIECE OF SHIT!! THAT KNUCKLE DRAGGING, CROSS-EYED, BUCK-TOOTHED ASSHOLE!!
Jaice Wilds: NOOOOOOOO!!!
DJF: DAMN RIGHT!!
Richter positions Jaice Wilds in a powerbomb....
WHOOSH....
Remi: Vonn Richter attempts a powerbomb...
DJF: NOOOOOOOOO!!
Once Richter raises Wilds above his head, he loses his grip and Jaice lands on his feet...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Clearwater: XTREME DREAM!!!
A crescent kick directly to the bridge of the opponent's nose. Wilds covers Richter, for the pin...
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREEEEEEEEE!!
DJF: HELL YEAH!! HELL THE F*CK YEAH!! RICHTER GOT BEAT!!
[DING-DING-DING!!]
Jessica Kaine: Winner, of the match... The Final General Jaice Wilds!!
DJF: That was quite really interesting!! Let's see Frankenrichter's next match. I believe it is against... Alex Scott and Aaron Blaze in a triple threat match. Let's see how the missing link did in THIS match
*MONDAY NIGHT METAL* 6-15-20
[DING-DING!!]
Clearwater: This match is underway!!
Aaron Blaze is stretching in the ropes, while Vonn Richter and Alex Scott are eyeballing each other.
DJF: My boy Alex, giving that punk ass bitch, the ultimate stink eye!! F*ck that roided out, wrinkled up- shrunk out scrotum bitch boy!!
Remi: The intensity is soooo thick you can actually, truly actually cut it with a knife!!
Aaron Blaze bolts from the ring ropes towards the direction, of the distracted Vonn Richter.
Clearwater: It seems, the only way to knock down this massive beast of Vonn Richter, is to wait till he's distracted.
Aaron Blaze: AAAAAARRRRGH!!!!
Aaron Blaze heads towards the direction of Vonn Richter, diverting his attention away from Alex Scott...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Remi: HOLY HELL!! The head of Aaron Blaze was nearly kicked of by that massive kick by Vonn Richter!!
Aaron Blaze INSTANTLY collapsed backwards onto the mat.
Richter goes towards a fallen Blaze....
WHAM!!
Clearwater: Out of desperation, Alex Scott nails Vonn Richter with a double sledgehammer fist shot, with no results.
Richter looks at his original "kill possibility" but it looks like Alex Scott has become the new target.
Vonn Richter: AAAARRRGH!!!
DJF: RUUUUUN ALEX RUUUUN!!!
WHOOOOOSH-WHAMM!!
Remi: MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE!!
Aaron Blaze is slowly moving...
DJF: NO SHIT!! AFTER THAT CLOTHESLINE?!
Aaron Blaze is down to one knee, kneeling near the corner. Using the turnbuckles to stand up. Richter quickly throws up his massive arms, growling, dashing towards an unaware Aaron Blaze.
WHOOSH-CRUNCH!!
Clearwater: OH MY GOD!!
DJF: YEA!! OOOOH.... EEEM.... GEEEEEE!!! That's one scary mutha f*cka!! But, I tell you what... there's a secret. You think you have badass rage?! You'res is from... what should we call it?! Hmmmm.... Chemical induced rage? I'll straight up tell you what's wrong with me!! Look at me!! My mother f*cked me up!! But, I still fight on!! Bad people wanna demonize me... for being me!? Those who have to struggle in life... Fight a little harder. Try to stand a little taller. But, there are those people who PURPOSELY want to destroy everyone who has to struggle just THAT little bit. EVERYONE has to tend to bullies, persecutors, tormentors and intimidators. Those same people will look down to anyone who they deem inferior to themselves. In today's world... A quirk. A twitch. A stutter. A dead-eye. If you're deemed "different" then you're gonna have a target on your back. You will be isolated. You will be a one man island. In today's society.... TO BE DIFFERENT IS TO BE DEAD!! I for one, refuse to be a dead man walking!!
I AM curious about this match...
Blaze, from all the massiveness that is Vonn Richter, collapsed. Richter picks up Blaze, gorilla presses him and slams him over the top rope and Aaron Blazon collapses ringside.
Remi: Poor A.A. Ron!!
Clearwater: Oh no!! Not that again!!
DJF is pounding down his hands onto the ring apron.
Remi: What is that psycho doing?!
The Sanford PREMIER Center is roaring... stomping... cheering!! Vonn Richter looks around confused...
DJF: Of course Richter IS confused!! That bumbling idiot is ALL jacked up on all that juice. He is running on insufficient capacity. His left is right and his up is Toad Suck, Arkansas.
Clearwater: What Vonn Richter doesn't know... what's causing these fans going absolutely crazy is that Alex Scott is prime and ready, with a surprise ready. As soon...
Richter quickly turns around...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Remi: SUPERKICK!!
Clearwater: Vonn Richter is STILL standing!!!
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Remi: PELE KICK!!
Richter stumbles forward...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Clearwater: CODEBREAKER!!
Remi: HOLY SHI... VONN RICHTER IS DOWN!!
Clearwater makes the pin cover!!
The crowd: ONE!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREE...... NOOOOOOO!!!
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Remi: WHERE IN THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?!
DJF: DAMN IT BLAZE!!
Aaron Blaze hit a spring board move Tornillo Splash onto Alex Scott. Blaze kicks the larger Richter out of the ring. At the same time, Alex Scott stands up slowly. Aaron Blaze charges Scott...
WHOOSH-WHAM!!
Remi: An inverted shining wizard!!
Aaron Blaze collapses. Alex Scott confronts the referee.
Clearwater: I see what's going on here!!
Remi: So do I. The problem here is, the referee can't!!
WHOOSH-WHAM/CLANG!!
DJF: GOT THAT BASTARD!! I'M GONNA GET THAT BASTARD AGAIN AT BULLETPROOF!!
The Lost Soul just tossed the massive body of Vonn Richter into the entrance steps. Vonn's head rests on the entrance steps, as he is trying to get up from getting slammed against the steps earlier.
WHOOSH-WHAM/CLANG!!
Clearwater: OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!
The crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Dakota Joseph stomped Vonn Richter's head into the entrance steps and then rolls Richter back into the ring. Alex Scott rolls Aaron Blaze into the ring.
DJF: You see what I did to you, bitch?! YOU OVERGROWN PIMPLE!! YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET POPPED AT BULLETPROOF!! You think, just brute strength and little momentum is going to help you succeed. What's going to help me... push me to victory is the desire for victory. You, YOU actually don't give two shits. You go inside that ring, don't really care who you face, as long you get to "BEAT SOMEBODY UP." Me, myself and I... I love the competition. Mono y mono!! Sure, yes I'm on the smaller size, but that forces me to use a different skill. Forces me to use the ring in a different way than others do. You? You don't do that. You just... *yawn* use you muscles and your *yawn* strength. No possible brain activity there. No kill level there. Just... VONN SMASH!! Me, personally, I like a little science in MY wrestling. I bet, just the thought for you having a minute thought of mixing science with what YOU call wrestling, boggles your mind. Look, at least, inside the ring, you don't have to create fire or put together a shelter. Now, for you, the scary thing is you MIGHT have to string together a few maneuvers. I know that might be tricky for you though...
Alex Scott walks over to an obviously pain filled Vonn Richter. But just as Scott reaches down, Aaron Blaze barrels into him with a springboard crossbody! Blaze now reaches for the injured Vonn Richter...
WHAM!!
Clearwater: MASSIVE FIST TO THE BACK!!
WHAM!!
Remi: MASSIVE FIST TO THE MID-SECTION!!
After the two fists, Vonn Richter picks up Aaron Blaze...
Clearwater: Seismic Shock!!!
Remi: Blaze IS fighting!! He's NOT giving in!!
Aaron is in terrible pain as Vonn Richter squeezes the body of Aaron Blaze in the torture rack!! Blaze is flopping and screaming, but NOT tapping, but slowing fading....
Aaron Blaze: I WILL NEVER SUBMIT OR GIVE UP!!
DJF: DON'T GIVE UP TO THAT ASSHOLE!!
Aaron Blaze finally passed out!!
DING-DING-DING!!
Jessica Kaine: The winner, of the match... Vonn Richter!!
DJF: You noticed, who you pinned? That's right. Aaaron Blaze. NOT Alex Scott!! Coming up on Sunday, in Tokyo, Japan in the Nippon Budokan Arena. Exclusively on NETFLIX. In front of over fourteen thousand people, is.... BULLETPROOF!! Yours truly. Dakota Joseph Franco, known as DJF will face off against that pain in the ass.... WHO IS CRUISIN' FOR A BRUISIN'!! If I SAW him, on the side, of the road... bleedin' half to death. In bad shape. Death staring DEEEEEEEEEP into his eyes!! The cold chill passing through his soul!! If I saw him, in THAT condition, what would I do? Dear Jesus. I think, have mercy. I WOULD have to pull over. Get out of my automobile. Go to him, look down at him. Look into his eyes, and... PISS ALL OVER HIM!! Then drive away. F*CK THAT PIECE OF SHIT!! I WOULD LET HIM DIE!! At least I get an opportunity to cause harm on HIM!! His arrogance will be his downfall!! I have for in-ring skill, than a muscle bound meathead, who doesn't know how to utilize the ring, like I do. Come Bulletproof, Dakota Joseph will be the one who will educate Vonn Richter in the art of high flying, mat wrestling, submission wrestling and overall kick-as wrestling. Do everyone a favor Vonn, try to keep up and not wear yourself out. I planned on telling you, I was going to make this as painless as possible. But.... NAAAAAAAAH!! TIME TO PUT YOUR ASS THROUGH THE WRINGER.
~*DJ continues to look at and study the previous and most recent matches of Vonn Richter.*~
