Stalkers and Wolves- Two Fucking Things I Fucking Hate!
Jun 18, 2020 22:01:51 GMT -5
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Post by The Trash King on Jun 18, 2020 22:01:51 GMT -5
The cameraman who is unfortunate enough to have drawn the short straw and become the official cameraman of Jordi Trash finally manages to locate the Trash King.
Cameraman: Um.. you weren't at the dump.
Trash: Why the fuck do you always think I'm in the fucking dump?
Cameraman: Because you always ARE in the dump.
Trash: No.. I'm always in the fucking dump. Get it right fucking college boy. By the fucking way college boy you just started a fucking sentence with Because.. Princeton is gonna ask for their fucking degree back!
Cameraman: I went to a Community college in..
Trash: Nobody fucking cares! Besides why the fuck are you bitching because we didn't meet at the fucking dump? Whenever we do meet at the fucking dump you fucking bitch about the fucking dump. Make up your fucking mind!
Cameraman: Why am I upset? We're in the woods! Why are we in the woods?
Trash: Because they kicked me out of the fucking dump! There? Are you fucking happy now? I'm gonna fucking go back and burn that fucking place to the fucking ground! You want to join me? It could be fun.
Cameraman: Commiting felonies is your idea of fun.
Trash: Knew you were too much of a fucking pussy to do it.
Cameraman: Can we go somewhere else? Anywhere else?
Trash: The fuck you have against the woods?
Cameraman: It's dangerous. It's full of wild predators.
Trash: Like the fucking Trash King!
Cameraman: No.. like raccoons and bears and such.
Trash: You're fucking scared of a raccoon? What a fucking pussy.
Cameraman: Would you stop calling me a.. Oh forget it! Just talk about your match then I can go back to my nice warm hotel room and you can go sleep in a tree or whatever it is you do.
Trash: You can't even climb a tree fucker.
Cameraman: Aren't you going to talk about J.T. Walker.
Trash: You would want me to talk about JT. He's a fucking spoiled rich boy just like you. I hate those fuckers.
Cameraman: I'm not rich or spoiled.
Trash: You telling me that douche nozzle isn't? His name probably stands for Jonathan Taylor because his fucking idiot parents watched that fucking home improvement show way too fucking much. By the fucking way watching Tim Allen once is too fucking much.
Cameraman: That's all you got?
Trash: That's all I need to beat this trust fund fucking cum guzzler. He calls himself the Alpha. Like he's a fucking wolf or something. I fucking hate wolves. They are natural's pussies.
Low and behold a lone wolf approaches snarling. The cameraman shrieks.
Cameraman: Oh my god.. we're gonna die!
Trash: We ain't gonna fucking die. This alpha is a pussy just like JT is a pussy. Putting down a fucking wolf is like putting down any other fucking dog. Watch and learn fucker.
And with tht Jordi raises his hands in the air. The wolf jumps... and Jordi boots in the mush. Again and again and again. He puts the boots to the wolf. Then his army of rats come outta nowhere attacking the wolf.
Trash: See? Fucking easy.
Cameraman: That.. was amazing.
Jordi doesn't answer.. instead he whips out his unit and whizzes on the wolf.
Trash: That's how you should fucking treat all fucking wolves. Just piss on em. That's what I'm gonna fucking do to Walker this week too.
Cameraman: I don't think you can urniate on your opponent during a match.
Trash: It's a fucking metaphor stupid. I'm gonna piss on his career by kicking his fucking ass. This fucker actually fucking paid for tv time so he could show the world him signing his fucking contract. Like someone gives a fuck about boring ass shit like that. So I'm gonna show him what his fucking contract is worth when I kick his fucking teeth down his fucking throat. I fucking hate rich priveledged fucks so I'm gonna looking fucking forward to making him scream like a little fucking bitch. This fucking idiot probably just got into wrestling because he saw it on tv and thought it looked fucking cool. Well I'll show him what it's actually fucking like to get in the ring and have a real fucking fight.
Cameraman: Did you know he was the great, great grandson of Mayme Stocker?
Trash: He's a fucking stalker? I fucking knew it! All those rich fucks are alike. Bunch of fucking deviants who use their fucking money to cover up their fucking crimes. Fucking scumbag. Well the fucking corrupt cops might not fucking touch him but I certainly fucking will. How's he gonna fucking stalk anyone with two broken fucking legs is the only fucking question he's gonna need to ask after this fucking match.
Cameraman: No.. Mayme Stocker wasn't a stalker.
Trash: I know I think it's fucking stupid JT Walker calls himself the Main Stalker. That's even fucking lamer then his Alpha Wolf fucking bullshit. The boy needs to get some fucking better ideas. Like his whole there can be only fucking one. Who the fuck does he think he is? The fucking Highlander? He ain't even fucking Highlander:Endgame. He ain't even the one with fucking Edge in it. He fucking sucks is the fucking point I'm making and I'll continue making it when I beat his overeducated, underexperienced fucking ass all over that ring. Now.. you gonna get out of here.. or do I have to sic a raccoon on you?
Cameraman: Hey! They could have rabies you know.
Trash: I have fucking rabies!
Cameraman: I believe that.
Jordi roars.. then bursts out laughing as the cameraman takes off running. He stops to pee on the wolf again before the scene fades out.
Fuck Count- 83
Cameraman: Um.. you weren't at the dump.
Trash: Why the fuck do you always think I'm in the fucking dump?
Cameraman: Because you always ARE in the dump.
Trash: No.. I'm always in the fucking dump. Get it right fucking college boy. By the fucking way college boy you just started a fucking sentence with Because.. Princeton is gonna ask for their fucking degree back!
Cameraman: I went to a Community college in..
Trash: Nobody fucking cares! Besides why the fuck are you bitching because we didn't meet at the fucking dump? Whenever we do meet at the fucking dump you fucking bitch about the fucking dump. Make up your fucking mind!
Cameraman: Why am I upset? We're in the woods! Why are we in the woods?
Trash: Because they kicked me out of the fucking dump! There? Are you fucking happy now? I'm gonna fucking go back and burn that fucking place to the fucking ground! You want to join me? It could be fun.
Cameraman: Commiting felonies is your idea of fun.
Trash: Knew you were too much of a fucking pussy to do it.
Cameraman: Can we go somewhere else? Anywhere else?
Trash: The fuck you have against the woods?
Cameraman: It's dangerous. It's full of wild predators.
Trash: Like the fucking Trash King!
Cameraman: No.. like raccoons and bears and such.
Trash: You're fucking scared of a raccoon? What a fucking pussy.
Cameraman: Would you stop calling me a.. Oh forget it! Just talk about your match then I can go back to my nice warm hotel room and you can go sleep in a tree or whatever it is you do.
Trash: You can't even climb a tree fucker.
Cameraman: Aren't you going to talk about J.T. Walker.
Trash: You would want me to talk about JT. He's a fucking spoiled rich boy just like you. I hate those fuckers.
Cameraman: I'm not rich or spoiled.
Trash: You telling me that douche nozzle isn't? His name probably stands for Jonathan Taylor because his fucking idiot parents watched that fucking home improvement show way too fucking much. By the fucking way watching Tim Allen once is too fucking much.
Cameraman: That's all you got?
Trash: That's all I need to beat this trust fund fucking cum guzzler. He calls himself the Alpha. Like he's a fucking wolf or something. I fucking hate wolves. They are natural's pussies.
Low and behold a lone wolf approaches snarling. The cameraman shrieks.
Cameraman: Oh my god.. we're gonna die!
Trash: We ain't gonna fucking die. This alpha is a pussy just like JT is a pussy. Putting down a fucking wolf is like putting down any other fucking dog. Watch and learn fucker.
And with tht Jordi raises his hands in the air. The wolf jumps... and Jordi boots in the mush. Again and again and again. He puts the boots to the wolf. Then his army of rats come outta nowhere attacking the wolf.
Trash: See? Fucking easy.
Cameraman: That.. was amazing.
Jordi doesn't answer.. instead he whips out his unit and whizzes on the wolf.
Trash: That's how you should fucking treat all fucking wolves. Just piss on em. That's what I'm gonna fucking do to Walker this week too.
Cameraman: I don't think you can urniate on your opponent during a match.
Trash: It's a fucking metaphor stupid. I'm gonna piss on his career by kicking his fucking ass. This fucker actually fucking paid for tv time so he could show the world him signing his fucking contract. Like someone gives a fuck about boring ass shit like that. So I'm gonna show him what his fucking contract is worth when I kick his fucking teeth down his fucking throat. I fucking hate rich priveledged fucks so I'm gonna looking fucking forward to making him scream like a little fucking bitch. This fucking idiot probably just got into wrestling because he saw it on tv and thought it looked fucking cool. Well I'll show him what it's actually fucking like to get in the ring and have a real fucking fight.
Cameraman: Did you know he was the great, great grandson of Mayme Stocker?
Trash: He's a fucking stalker? I fucking knew it! All those rich fucks are alike. Bunch of fucking deviants who use their fucking money to cover up their fucking crimes. Fucking scumbag. Well the fucking corrupt cops might not fucking touch him but I certainly fucking will. How's he gonna fucking stalk anyone with two broken fucking legs is the only fucking question he's gonna need to ask after this fucking match.
Cameraman: No.. Mayme Stocker wasn't a stalker.
Trash: I know I think it's fucking stupid JT Walker calls himself the Main Stalker. That's even fucking lamer then his Alpha Wolf fucking bullshit. The boy needs to get some fucking better ideas. Like his whole there can be only fucking one. Who the fuck does he think he is? The fucking Highlander? He ain't even fucking Highlander:Endgame. He ain't even the one with fucking Edge in it. He fucking sucks is the fucking point I'm making and I'll continue making it when I beat his overeducated, underexperienced fucking ass all over that ring. Now.. you gonna get out of here.. or do I have to sic a raccoon on you?
Cameraman: Hey! They could have rabies you know.
Trash: I have fucking rabies!
Cameraman: I believe that.
Jordi roars.. then bursts out laughing as the cameraman takes off running. He stops to pee on the wolf again before the scene fades out.
Fuck Count- 83
