Post by djf on Jun 7, 2020 21:12:20 GMT -5
SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION
In Iowa City, Iowa, in the early hours, of the night, the temperature barely broke past the the seventies. Officially it was sixty nine degrees. Alpha Pro Wrestling arrives to Iowa City, Iowa, specifically to The Carver Hawkeye Arena. The arena seats at full capacity, at fifteen thousand five hundred people. Monday Night Metal has scheduled six matches, starting with the opening match-up of Vonn Richter vs Jake Karnes vs DJF vs Tsukiko and the Main Event of L Verez vs Sarah Lacklan. Although, the majority of the fans, are going to be there for the main event, there is SOME curiosity in the opening bout. Between the four match competitors, there have been some intriguing matches between these four match participants. Intriguing enough, these four have faced each other enough times, that it's growing into a group rivalry, rather than a few individual rivalries.
Around a half mile away from The Hawkeye Arena, is The Hardin Library for the Health, which happens to be where Dakota Joseph Franco is. Standing outside the building, feeling slightly overwhelmed. DJF is also extremely pissed the fuck off....
DJF: Vonn Richter is a HUGE shit mountain!! Richter, because of YOUR chemically created so called body, as it is, you cannot even wipe your own ass. That explains the sour-puss expression across your ugly ass face. The face, only a blind mother could love and a prostitute, who GETS PAID to care anyways. Your DNA is a splice away from neanderthal. Your knuckles are not scuffed up from breaking jaws, your knuckles are bleeding because... YOU ARE A KNUCKLE DRAGGING BRAIN DEAD NON-TALENTED WASTE OF SPACE. I am specifically targeting you. The other two, I am not forgetting about you!! But, since I'm still on your Giant Gollum dumb ass, everyone can see you digging into your toilet, for your "special treasure".
DJF: Now, while that limited intellectual takes forever just to intake the information he just heard from yours truly, I will microscopically dissect and surgically tear you both apart. I guess we will start with... EENIE-MEENIE-MINEY-MOE!!! Tsu-tsu-tsudio!! I don't know what the Hell that is either!! ALL I know, it's a song the other day at my therapist's office. OH SHIT!! DJF GOES TO THERAPY?! NO WAY!! WHAT A FREAK!! HE'S NOT NORMAL!!
A line of zombie-looking nuns, screeching. All of them, dragging their legs, reaching out, pointing out. There's one nun, who is still living, but decided to rub rancid blood and dead skin all over her, while she walks with the dead. She grabs her beads and shouts out, as she points at Dakota...
Nun: FOR SHAAAAAAME!!!
DJF: Tsukiko!! At Kingdom Come. Breezy made fool of you!! You... BAKA!![idiot] You... BIG BAKA!! At Metal, Dakota will make Little 'Kiko look foolish. You should know, little Tse Tse Fly. I watch all films. I've been watching you!! You know every move, YOU HAVE... has a counter. Having a move-set with multiple lists and many moves, is like having a crowded messy attic. You may have a lot of stuff, you MIGHT USE. But, you have A LOT of stuff you DON'T USE!! Just remember Little Kiko. As you stand inside the ring with three other competitors, you try to be confident. But, you look at your competition and you get over-confident. Because, you don't have a choice. Just like myself, you have to survive. YOU NEED TO SURVIVE!! BUT, I CAN'T ALLOW FOR YOU TO SURVIVE!! I have to eliminate you!! May God forgive me for hurting such a beautiful soul. But, what has to be done. NEEDS TO BE DONE... WILL BE DONE!!!
Dakota drops down to knees, arms pointing outward; palms up.
DJF: We couldn't complete this conversation without involving Jake Karnes. We have locked horns before. I would be lying if I didn't say when I see your face or hear your voice, I go straight into a violent rage. Next to that imbecile Vonn Richter, I hate your stinking guts!! When I get that opportunity to kick your ass, I'll be happy!!
Dakota just looks confident. Scene fades.
