The Fuck I Fucking Tapped
May 31, 2020 17:04:31 GMT -5
BonnieBlue, Vonn Richter, and 1 more like this
Post by The Trash King on May 31, 2020 17:04:31 GMT -5
The cameraman approaches the dump
Fuck no! Not this fucking week! I fucking told you to fucking meet me at the fucking arena!
Cameraman: For real? I got bit by a rat and need to get a tentanis shot and everything.
Like I give a fuck. Serves you fucking right for not fucking listening to me!
Cameraman: I'm confused. We aren't in the same thing so you can't actually be talking to me. So is this narration over top of the interview.. is it a phone call.. an enternal monoglue. If so.. how can I hear it.
Shut the fuck up college boy or I'll get another rat to fucking bite ya!
The cameraman sighs, gets his tentanis shot and then meets The King of Trash at O2 Arena before the show tonight. Jordi snarls at him.
Trash: Took you fucking long enough to show the fuck up. You're fucking lucky I didn't just do this fucking shit on my own. You know why I fucking didn't?
Cameraman: Because every God in the universe hates me?
Trash: Fucking whiner. If I was fucking God I'd hate you too. The only reason I'm not fucking you the fuck up with this.
Jordi holds up his fucking trash can and shakes it menacingly.
Trash: Is because I fucking need you to fucking document this.
Cameraman: Word of day calender?
Trash: Shove it up your fucking ass and follow me!
Jordi bull rushes towards a dressing room.. of one of the referees. He charges him grabs him by the shirt and throws him against the wall.
Trash: You fucking fucker! You fucking screwed me last week?
The official is terrified but still stands his ground.
Referee: I did no such thing.
Trash: I never fucking tapped out! I ain't fucking tapped out a fucking day in my fucking life you lying fuck!
Referee: I saw it with my own eyes.
Trash: You must be fucking blind! You're a fucking shitty ref and a fucking liar! Without your help Vonn Richter never would have fucking beat me! That talentless fucking joke and his fucking joke of a submission hold! If anything he had a muscle spasm from all the fucking steriods he takes and that's what your fucking stupid ass saw!
The referee thinks of something and approaches the television monitor in his dressing room.
Referee: Would you accept video proof?
Trash: Tape don't lie motherfucker.
Footage of the finish of the Richter/Trash match starts to play. Vonn locks Jordi into his Seimic Shock torture rack. Jordi screams, tries to fight free and ultimately taps the shoulder of Richter. The referee looks at Jordi.
Referee: I believe that's proof my call was correct.
Trash: Are you fucking stupid? That was no fucking tap out. I was punching him in the fucking shoulder because I fucking knew I could charley horse the fuck outta it and he'd have to drop the fucking hold!
Jordi suddenly calms down.
Trash: I do have another crack at that fucker this week in a fucking six man tag. And you had damn well better believe you ain't gonna fucking screw me again.
And with that Jordi levels the referee with his trash can!
Cameraman: Dude... you're going to get fined for that for sure.
Trash: Fuck! Think I'll get fined double if I hit him again?
Cameraman: Unlikely but..
Jordi blasts the hapless referee a second time.
Trash: Gotta get my fucking money's worth!
Cameraman: There is something wrong with you.
Trash: The fuck there is! Now in a few short hours I get to prove that that steriod fuck Richter never really beat me by fucking kicking his ass in the 6 man tag. I thought I was gonna hate my fucking partners but then I heard DJF talking about us calling us the fucking fiery trashy souls..
Cameraman: Oh boy.
Trash: I fucking love it! That's a fucking bad ass team name right there! Anybody who comes up with a name like that is alright in my books. I know Aaron Blaze is a fucking member of the Bloodline so that means he's used to working as part of a team so I think we got this one in the fucking bag. Especially since we are just facing a fucking clown, a fucker who calls himself the guru who ain't even fucking Wesley, and that fucker who cheated me last week. I mean.. We're facing fucking Giggles the Clown. Where the fuck did he come up with that fucking name? Was he fucking high at the time on his own seltzer water?
Cameraman: Just putting it out there.. you call yourself the Trash King Jordi Trash.
Trash: Fucking right I do! I am the Trash King. This Giggles though.. his name makes no fucking sense. He doesn't make me want to fucking giggle.. he makes me want to fucking puke! He has this thing called a joke of the fucking day. No, it's not his in ring talent which is a fucking joke but it's an actual joke. An actual fucking pathetic lame ass joke. I got a fucking joke of the day for ya Giggles.. look in a mirror ya ugly fuck! I'm gonna take your clown shoe off.. shove it up your ass then stuff you and all your partners in that tiny fucking clown car and set the fucker on fire! How's that for a joke?
Cameraman: Not actually funny. Murdering people isn't funny.
Trash: I'm murdering a clown.. that's real fucking funny! Don't you have a sense of fucking humor?
Cameraman: Yes.. that's just not it.
Trash: What if I murder that fucking fucker who wore a fucking dress to the ring last week? Is that fucking funny?
Cameraman: No.. in fact that may be a hate crime.
Trash: You're right. I hate stupid fucking goofs like The fucking Guru of Greatness who just fucking do weird shit to try and get fucking people to fucking pay attention to them. Mitchell.. I get it.. you're a fucking waste of life.. you had to fucking do something. The first time I saw you you were fucking this close to being in to catch a fucking predator with that creepy fucking shit you were doing with that kid. So I guess the dress is an improvement. I'll gonna rip it off though.. see if you're wearing a lacy fucking corset undernearth.
Cameraman: Gross dude.
Trash: If he is.. I'm gonna fuck him up. If he's wearing boxers undernearth.. I'm gonna fuck him up. If he's going commando.. I'm gonna fucking tag out.
Cameraman: That may be the first smart thing you've ever said.
Trash: I'm just fucking kidding. I'm gonna knock his ass out with my trash can. G.O.G. when I fucking wrap my hands around your pathetic fucking throat.. you'll just be fucking gagging instead you weird fucking poser fuck.
Jordi kicks the downed referee again just cause he's a fucking asshole.
Trash: That brings us to my personal highlight. That fucking fuckhead Vonn Richter. Just when I thought I couldn't fucking hate you any worse you stole a fucking undeserved win over me last week. That's bad. But you know what's fucking worse? When I was laying there on the mat your theme song was playing. You know what I fucking hate worse then steriod fucks? Fucking R.E.M.! Shove them shiny happy fucking people up your ass! Who the fuck even works out to fucking REM? Micheal Stipe is a fucking pussy and so are you Vonn!
One last kick and end. As the scene fades out a graphic come up
FUCK COUNTER- 111
Fuck no! Not this fucking week! I fucking told you to fucking meet me at the fucking arena!
Cameraman: For real? I got bit by a rat and need to get a tentanis shot and everything.
Like I give a fuck. Serves you fucking right for not fucking listening to me!
Cameraman: I'm confused. We aren't in the same thing so you can't actually be talking to me. So is this narration over top of the interview.. is it a phone call.. an enternal monoglue. If so.. how can I hear it.
Shut the fuck up college boy or I'll get another rat to fucking bite ya!
The cameraman sighs, gets his tentanis shot and then meets The King of Trash at O2 Arena before the show tonight. Jordi snarls at him.
Trash: Took you fucking long enough to show the fuck up. You're fucking lucky I didn't just do this fucking shit on my own. You know why I fucking didn't?
Cameraman: Because every God in the universe hates me?
Trash: Fucking whiner. If I was fucking God I'd hate you too. The only reason I'm not fucking you the fuck up with this.
Jordi holds up his fucking trash can and shakes it menacingly.
Trash: Is because I fucking need you to fucking document this.
Cameraman: Word of day calender?
Trash: Shove it up your fucking ass and follow me!
Jordi bull rushes towards a dressing room.. of one of the referees. He charges him grabs him by the shirt and throws him against the wall.
Trash: You fucking fucker! You fucking screwed me last week?
The official is terrified but still stands his ground.
Referee: I did no such thing.
Trash: I never fucking tapped out! I ain't fucking tapped out a fucking day in my fucking life you lying fuck!
Referee: I saw it with my own eyes.
Trash: You must be fucking blind! You're a fucking shitty ref and a fucking liar! Without your help Vonn Richter never would have fucking beat me! That talentless fucking joke and his fucking joke of a submission hold! If anything he had a muscle spasm from all the fucking steriods he takes and that's what your fucking stupid ass saw!
The referee thinks of something and approaches the television monitor in his dressing room.
Referee: Would you accept video proof?
Trash: Tape don't lie motherfucker.
Footage of the finish of the Richter/Trash match starts to play. Vonn locks Jordi into his Seimic Shock torture rack. Jordi screams, tries to fight free and ultimately taps the shoulder of Richter. The referee looks at Jordi.
Referee: I believe that's proof my call was correct.
Trash: Are you fucking stupid? That was no fucking tap out. I was punching him in the fucking shoulder because I fucking knew I could charley horse the fuck outta it and he'd have to drop the fucking hold!
Jordi suddenly calms down.
Trash: I do have another crack at that fucker this week in a fucking six man tag. And you had damn well better believe you ain't gonna fucking screw me again.
And with that Jordi levels the referee with his trash can!
Cameraman: Dude... you're going to get fined for that for sure.
Trash: Fuck! Think I'll get fined double if I hit him again?
Cameraman: Unlikely but..
Jordi blasts the hapless referee a second time.
Trash: Gotta get my fucking money's worth!
Cameraman: There is something wrong with you.
Trash: The fuck there is! Now in a few short hours I get to prove that that steriod fuck Richter never really beat me by fucking kicking his ass in the 6 man tag. I thought I was gonna hate my fucking partners but then I heard DJF talking about us calling us the fucking fiery trashy souls..
Cameraman: Oh boy.
Trash: I fucking love it! That's a fucking bad ass team name right there! Anybody who comes up with a name like that is alright in my books. I know Aaron Blaze is a fucking member of the Bloodline so that means he's used to working as part of a team so I think we got this one in the fucking bag. Especially since we are just facing a fucking clown, a fucker who calls himself the guru who ain't even fucking Wesley, and that fucker who cheated me last week. I mean.. We're facing fucking Giggles the Clown. Where the fuck did he come up with that fucking name? Was he fucking high at the time on his own seltzer water?
Cameraman: Just putting it out there.. you call yourself the Trash King Jordi Trash.
Trash: Fucking right I do! I am the Trash King. This Giggles though.. his name makes no fucking sense. He doesn't make me want to fucking giggle.. he makes me want to fucking puke! He has this thing called a joke of the fucking day. No, it's not his in ring talent which is a fucking joke but it's an actual joke. An actual fucking pathetic lame ass joke. I got a fucking joke of the day for ya Giggles.. look in a mirror ya ugly fuck! I'm gonna take your clown shoe off.. shove it up your ass then stuff you and all your partners in that tiny fucking clown car and set the fucker on fire! How's that for a joke?
Cameraman: Not actually funny. Murdering people isn't funny.
Trash: I'm murdering a clown.. that's real fucking funny! Don't you have a sense of fucking humor?
Cameraman: Yes.. that's just not it.
Trash: What if I murder that fucking fucker who wore a fucking dress to the ring last week? Is that fucking funny?
Cameraman: No.. in fact that may be a hate crime.
Trash: You're right. I hate stupid fucking goofs like The fucking Guru of Greatness who just fucking do weird shit to try and get fucking people to fucking pay attention to them. Mitchell.. I get it.. you're a fucking waste of life.. you had to fucking do something. The first time I saw you you were fucking this close to being in to catch a fucking predator with that creepy fucking shit you were doing with that kid. So I guess the dress is an improvement. I'll gonna rip it off though.. see if you're wearing a lacy fucking corset undernearth.
Cameraman: Gross dude.
Trash: If he is.. I'm gonna fuck him up. If he's wearing boxers undernearth.. I'm gonna fuck him up. If he's going commando.. I'm gonna fucking tag out.
Cameraman: That may be the first smart thing you've ever said.
Trash: I'm just fucking kidding. I'm gonna knock his ass out with my trash can. G.O.G. when I fucking wrap my hands around your pathetic fucking throat.. you'll just be fucking gagging instead you weird fucking poser fuck.
Jordi kicks the downed referee again just cause he's a fucking asshole.
Trash: That brings us to my personal highlight. That fucking fuckhead Vonn Richter. Just when I thought I couldn't fucking hate you any worse you stole a fucking undeserved win over me last week. That's bad. But you know what's fucking worse? When I was laying there on the mat your theme song was playing. You know what I fucking hate worse then steriod fucks? Fucking R.E.M.! Shove them shiny happy fucking people up your ass! Who the fuck even works out to fucking REM? Micheal Stipe is a fucking pussy and so are you Vonn!
One last kick and end. As the scene fades out a graphic come up
FUCK COUNTER- 111
