Giggles N Friendz! Ep. 1: Friendship!!!
May 17, 2020 14:40:21 GMT -5
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The scene opens on the darkness of Giggles’ basement. Two kids in their late teens stand in front of the camera, each holding cardboard signs with Sharpie written on them. They both sing some kind of intro song while they take turns holding up their signs
(RiNGmasTer Issac BaRnuM PresseNTs:)
(GiGGels N Freindz!)
(StarRing Giggels!)
(N Tommy Timmy N TinA BloOom)
(Episod 1 Freindship!!)
The scene changes. Giggles stands with the two teens. Giggles wears a sticker on his chest that reads “Hello! My name is GiGGles!!!” and holds a dark blue Les Paul guitar in his hands. The girl, Tina, in her tattered white dress holds a bass guitar that resembles an ax. An instrument far too big for the small girl. Behind an extravagant drum set is the boy, Timothy, in his dirty white sweatshirt. He is playing with the drum sticks like a set of action figures.
And a-one and a-two and a skiddly-diddly-do. Oh! Hello there! Giggles didn’t see you there! *ahem* Hello! Name is Giggles, but you may call him Giggles!
Giggles lets out a joyous laugh.
And welcome to Giggles very own show Giggles N Friendz!! As you know, Giggles is Giggles. But allow him to introduce his FRIENDS!
The monochromatic clown gestures to the skinny teens awkwardly waving at the camera.
This is the twins! He is Timothy and Tina is she!
The twins speak in perfect unison.
Hello.
And, of course, Giggles would like to say a VeRy SpEcIaL hello to Giggles brand new friends Mr. James Nightingale and Ms. Sarah Lacklan!!! Giggles cannot wait to spend time with his stupendous new friends!
Now, Giggles has a marvelous show for you LoVeLy ShOw FoR yOu ToDaY! But first! Giggles joke of the day!
What is worse than raining cats and dogs??
We don’t know, Giggles. What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!!
Giggles bursts into hysterical laughter while the twins join in with their own, monotone laughter.
Now! Giggles says this episode of Giggles N Friendz is about friendship! So… Giggles would like to talk about friendship!!
The lights immediately go out and a small spotlight shines upon Giggles. He looks at the floor with his arms folded in front of him. His head snaps up with a blinding motion, complete with a whip sound effect. The motion is blindingly quick, fast enough to cause whiplash in anyone else. His eerie smile is still present but he speaks with a hushed, solemn tone.
Friendship… friendship is one of the many ideals Giggles lives by. Without friends, what is Giggles? Giggles is nothing. Without the Bloom twins, Giggles would be lonely. Without Ringmaster Isaac, Giggles would still be in the basement, so sad… so alone…
Giggles mimics crying, letting out woeful “boo hoo”s.
Some people like to face the world alone. And that is okay. But Giggles says it is always BeTtEr ToGeThEr! HehEHehEHe!!
Whether you have few friends or lots of friends, it doesn’t matter to Giggles. As long as those friends are good friends, just one will be enough for life! So! As a message from Giggles, Giggles says to find someone, anyone who is super nice and super interested in you and your hobbies, and you’ll have a friend!
Take Giggles and his new friend Ms. Lacklan! Giggles and Ms. Lacklan became friends through their shared love of jokes! Ms. Lackland loves Giggles jokes, Giggles loves telling jokes, it is a perfect friendship! They may be opponents now, but Giggles bets that he and Ms. Lacklan will be friends FiVe EvEr!!
Does Mr. Nightingale have friends? Oh! Frivolous Giggles, of course, Mr. Nightingale has friends, every boy and girl has friends! Hopefully Giggles can become one of Mr. Nightingale’s new bestest friends! Just like Giggles hopes he can become a bestest friend to each and every one of you wonderful individuals! Everybody deserves a friend, and that is what Giggles will be to everyone! Because Giggles loves you!!!
Timothy holds up a crude “Giggles Loves You” sign.
Oh! And now a word from Giggles sponsor!
The shot switches to Giggles wearing a pink dress over his normal attire. He is standing in front of a table that Timothy is sat at. He speaks in a stiff voice, as if he had never acted before.
Say, Timothy. Are. You. Thirsty?
No.
No, Timmy, you’re supposed to say yes.
But I’m not.
I know that, just pretend.
Oh. Okay, Mr. Barnum.
Go again.
Giggles speaks backwards, as if someone hit the rewind button.
Say, Timothy. Are. You. Thirsty?
No.
*sigh*
The shot switches again, this time Tina is in the seat Timothy was in. Giggles, still smiling, continues.
Say, Tina. Are. You. Thirsty?
Why, yes, Giggles. Yes I am.
Then why don’t I pour you a glass of Country Greek lamb sauce? Produced by Action Wrestling commentator Billy!
Oh… Um… okay.
GrEaT!!
Giggles slams a glass onto the table and tips the bottle of sauce into the cup. The sauce slowly drips into the glass. Giggles waits until the entire bottle is empty. It just fills to the brim of the cup, threatening to spill over at the slightest touch.
Giggles gives the glass a strong push towards Tina, causing a good amount to spill out onto the table. Tina eye’s the glass hesitantly.
Gee… Thank you Giggles. This looks… *gulp* delicious…
It’s SuPeR yUmMy! Go ahead and give it a try!
Tina gulps apprehensively before grabbing the cup. She glances at Giggles, who gives her a laugh in return. She smiles nervously and takes a sip of the lamb sauce.
Mmm…
She gags on the condiment.
Tasty…!
Tina gives a shaky thumbs-up. Giggles laughs and gives a thumbs-up of his own. The two wave at the camera as it switches back to the basement.
Hahaha wonderful! And now, boys and girls, Giggles has a special treat for you! Here is a word from Ringmaster Issac!
The scene abruptly switches to Ringmaster Isaac, standing in an open field. Dusk is just setting in, forming a backlight, shrouding the carny in shadows.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name, of course, is Ringmaster Isaac Barnum. Tonight, I would like to talk to you about the opponents of my dear Giggles. You see, Giggles is… he’s a special case. He is too nice to speak the truth about these individuals. He sees too much good in the people around him… But that is where I come in.
A sinister smile crosses his face.
You see, the problem with you two is you are simply not focused on the task at hand. You do not care about wrestling. More so, you care about your own goals instead. James, you and your asinine “Eradication Campaign”. Your idiotic quest for some sort of vigilante justice with no known end in sight. You claim to seek the end of “weakness” in your journey. But the definition of weakness seems to change from time to time. Not to mention being very vague at times. Those who fight without honor, those who are overall weak, it is not clear nor concise, James. How can you possibly plan on achieving your goals when you constantly move the goalposts on yourself? Your motivations are clouded, you are distracted, you will become overwhelmed quite quickly.
First of all, allow me to say that it is perfectly all right to allow yourself to be controlled by a higher power within you. It is completely natural to want structure, to be told what to do. What is NOT okay is when you suddenly begin to think you are above the help that higher power had for you. You are weak, James. The entity you call The Matriarch was simply trying to help you through a dark time in your life, it was guiding you to a better life. And how do you repay it? By failing. You have failed in practically every meaningful altercation you were a part of during this campaign of yours. You’ve proven to everyone that the only weakness… is you.
But… if there is one thing I must commend you for, James, I suppose it would be that you have something that resembles a goal, as ridiculous and doomed to fail as it may be. Unlike Sarah Lacklan, who seems to be bouncing around from one fleeting thought to the other on a whim. Your lack of focus seems to border on dangerous at times.
Don’t think I haven’t seen the interactions between you and my Giggles on social media. Don’t think I don’t know exactly what you’re doing. You’re taking advantage of Giggles’ gullibility all in an attempt to give yourself an advantage, a partner in your match until the time is right, where you turn on him and steal the victory for yourself.
I don’t appreciate you trying to take advantage of my Giggles’ kind nature, Sarah. Deceiving your spouse is one thing. However, manipulating my poor Giggles, well that is too far. But of course, you don’t need to take my word for it.
I would watch yourself, girl. For if you write off my Giggles, he will be sure to make you pay for it. Are you aware he makes balloon animals, dear? The best in the business. So good, in fact, he can do them with humans too. Yes, my Giggles can tie you into knots like he’s a regular boy scout without even needing to use any rope. Of course, he’s too nice to subject anyone to that kind of torture willy nilly, but sometimes his fun gets a little… out of hand. There’s no telling what he will do if he uh… gets excited.
Barnum chuckles maniacally.
Giggles sees this match as a meeting, sort of like the first day of class, getting to know each other. However, I see it as an opportunity. An opportunity to achieve my… our goals. The goal to…
Barnum pulls a notecard from his sleeve and begins to read.
To make the kids laugh and spread happiness around APW and the world…
He tosses the card away.
Whatever. If that’s what Giggles wants, well that’s what we’ll do. Anyway, back to his opponents…
This is not a match for you to win. You kids are merely here to allow my Giggles to make the little ones smile. You will bow to his antics, play along with his jokes, all until one of you lays down for him and becomes the first victim of his journey.
Now, my Giggles may not be the meanest, or the most dangerous, quite the opposite in fact. But he is crafty, cunning, he will take advantage of you if you are caught sleeping. I highly recommend you don’t take the joyous jester lightly, or else you will dearly pay for it. He has sat under my learning tree since his crazy family joined my circus way back when. Since then, he has had something festering inside of him… Something… evil. His innocence hides it well, but one day it will manifest and when it does… Oh my…
But until then, I suppose the cooky, wacky antics of his will do for now. There are many ways to skin a cat and whatnot. Nevertheless. Heed my warning, Sarah, James, for it will not end well for you if you don’t…
And do take care.
The shot slowly zooms into Barnum’s sinister smirk as the scene fades to black...
The shot cuts back to the basement where Timothy and Tina stand directly in front of the camera, blocking the shot with their bodies.
Barnum’s annoyed voice comes in.
Kids…
Oh! We’re sorry, Mr. Barnum!
The Bloom twins quickly scurry away from the camera, revealing Giggles, who was busy messing with his hair. What looks like a third eye can be seen very briefly before he sets his hair in place, covering it up.
Well, that’s our show! Giggles would like to thank all of the little boys and girls who tuned into Giggles show! Giggles would like to wish the best of luck to his new friends, Mr. Nightingale and Ms. Lacklan. Giggles cannot wait to stand against you two tremendous individuals in a CoMpEtItIvE bAtTlE oF aThLeTiCs!!!
Oh! Giggles just remembered he is supposed to say mean words to his new friends! Giggles should get to that now! Please don’t be too upset with Giggles! Because Giggles will be rancorous!
*ahem*
Ms. Lacklan! You… You are Giggles best friend FiVe EvEr!!! He cannot wait to compete with you Giggles has enjoyed his back and forths with Ms. Lacklan and Ms. Grey on the social medias! Giggles would love to invite both Ms. Lackland and Ms. Grey to the basement for tea and cookies and maybe even some delicious Country Greek lamb sauce! But before that, Giggles must defeat Ms. Lacklan in a noble battle! Giggles will defeat her as well as Mr. Nightingale and then take them out for ice cream afterwards because Giggles feels bad for his new friends losing their exciting conflict!
And Mr. Nightingale! Giggles has unfortunately not interacted with Mr. Nightingale too much, and that makes Giggles a sad clown… But! But that doesn’t mean Giggles doesn’t like Mr. Nightingale. In fact, it makes Giggles like Mr. Nightingale more! Giggles wants to get to know Mr. Nightingale, and what better way than in hand to hand combat of the most honourable degree! Giggles cannot wait to do the wrestles with Mr. Nightingale! And then, when all is said and done, Giggles and Mr. Nightingale will be best friends FiVe EvEr!!! It will be such an exquisite time!!!
Did Giggles do good with the debris words??
*sigh*... You did fine, Giggles. You did great. But…
Oh! But now, Giggles must get going. Giggles has a lot of work to do before he can continue spreading smiles and joy to the people of the world! So that means he must bid you farewell for now.
But fear not! For Giggles will always be with you. He will be there for you when you are feeling sad, feeling lonely, or scared. Giggles will be there when you go to bed and he will be there when you wake up! Giggles will always be there for you!
And, of course remember… Giggles loves you!!! Bye bye!
Giggles waves frantically as the camera slowly pulls away as Timothy and Tina begin to sing the theme song again until the scene slowly fades to black.
(RiNGmasTer Issac BaRnuM PresseNTs:)
(GiGGels N Freindz!)
(StarRing Giggels!)
(N Tommy Timmy N TinA BloOom)
(Episod 1 Freindship!!)
The scene changes. Giggles stands with the two teens. Giggles wears a sticker on his chest that reads “Hello! My name is GiGGles!!!” and holds a dark blue Les Paul guitar in his hands. The girl, Tina, in her tattered white dress holds a bass guitar that resembles an ax. An instrument far too big for the small girl. Behind an extravagant drum set is the boy, Timothy, in his dirty white sweatshirt. He is playing with the drum sticks like a set of action figures.
And a-one and a-two and a skiddly-diddly-do. Oh! Hello there! Giggles didn’t see you there! *ahem* Hello! Name is Giggles, but you may call him Giggles!
Giggles lets out a joyous laugh.
And welcome to Giggles very own show Giggles N Friendz!! As you know, Giggles is Giggles. But allow him to introduce his FRIENDS!
The monochromatic clown gestures to the skinny teens awkwardly waving at the camera.
This is the twins! He is Timothy and Tina is she!
The twins speak in perfect unison.
Hello.
And, of course, Giggles would like to say a VeRy SpEcIaL hello to Giggles brand new friends Mr. James Nightingale and Ms. Sarah Lacklan!!! Giggles cannot wait to spend time with his stupendous new friends!
Now, Giggles has a marvelous show for you LoVeLy ShOw FoR yOu ToDaY! But first! Giggles joke of the day!
What is worse than raining cats and dogs??
We don’t know, Giggles. What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!!
Giggles bursts into hysterical laughter while the twins join in with their own, monotone laughter.
Now! Giggles says this episode of Giggles N Friendz is about friendship! So… Giggles would like to talk about friendship!!
The lights immediately go out and a small spotlight shines upon Giggles. He looks at the floor with his arms folded in front of him. His head snaps up with a blinding motion, complete with a whip sound effect. The motion is blindingly quick, fast enough to cause whiplash in anyone else. His eerie smile is still present but he speaks with a hushed, solemn tone.
Friendship… friendship is one of the many ideals Giggles lives by. Without friends, what is Giggles? Giggles is nothing. Without the Bloom twins, Giggles would be lonely. Without Ringmaster Isaac, Giggles would still be in the basement, so sad… so alone…
Giggles mimics crying, letting out woeful “boo hoo”s.
Some people like to face the world alone. And that is okay. But Giggles says it is always BeTtEr ToGeThEr! HehEHehEHe!!
Whether you have few friends or lots of friends, it doesn’t matter to Giggles. As long as those friends are good friends, just one will be enough for life! So! As a message from Giggles, Giggles says to find someone, anyone who is super nice and super interested in you and your hobbies, and you’ll have a friend!
Take Giggles and his new friend Ms. Lacklan! Giggles and Ms. Lacklan became friends through their shared love of jokes! Ms. Lackland loves Giggles jokes, Giggles loves telling jokes, it is a perfect friendship! They may be opponents now, but Giggles bets that he and Ms. Lacklan will be friends FiVe EvEr!!
Does Mr. Nightingale have friends? Oh! Frivolous Giggles, of course, Mr. Nightingale has friends, every boy and girl has friends! Hopefully Giggles can become one of Mr. Nightingale’s new bestest friends! Just like Giggles hopes he can become a bestest friend to each and every one of you wonderful individuals! Everybody deserves a friend, and that is what Giggles will be to everyone! Because Giggles loves you!!!
Timothy holds up a crude “Giggles Loves You” sign.
Oh! And now a word from Giggles sponsor!
The shot switches to Giggles wearing a pink dress over his normal attire. He is standing in front of a table that Timothy is sat at. He speaks in a stiff voice, as if he had never acted before.
Say, Timothy. Are. You. Thirsty?
No.
No, Timmy, you’re supposed to say yes.
But I’m not.
I know that, just pretend.
Oh. Okay, Mr. Barnum.
Go again.
Giggles speaks backwards, as if someone hit the rewind button.
Say, Timothy. Are. You. Thirsty?
No.
*sigh*
The shot switches again, this time Tina is in the seat Timothy was in. Giggles, still smiling, continues.
Say, Tina. Are. You. Thirsty?
Why, yes, Giggles. Yes I am.
Then why don’t I pour you a glass of Country Greek lamb sauce? Produced by Action Wrestling commentator Billy!
Oh… Um… okay.
GrEaT!!
Giggles slams a glass onto the table and tips the bottle of sauce into the cup. The sauce slowly drips into the glass. Giggles waits until the entire bottle is empty. It just fills to the brim of the cup, threatening to spill over at the slightest touch.
Giggles gives the glass a strong push towards Tina, causing a good amount to spill out onto the table. Tina eye’s the glass hesitantly.
Gee… Thank you Giggles. This looks… *gulp* delicious…
It’s SuPeR yUmMy! Go ahead and give it a try!
Tina gulps apprehensively before grabbing the cup. She glances at Giggles, who gives her a laugh in return. She smiles nervously and takes a sip of the lamb sauce.
Mmm…
She gags on the condiment.
Tasty…!
Tina gives a shaky thumbs-up. Giggles laughs and gives a thumbs-up of his own. The two wave at the camera as it switches back to the basement.
Hahaha wonderful! And now, boys and girls, Giggles has a special treat for you! Here is a word from Ringmaster Issac!
The scene abruptly switches to Ringmaster Isaac, standing in an open field. Dusk is just setting in, forming a backlight, shrouding the carny in shadows.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name, of course, is Ringmaster Isaac Barnum. Tonight, I would like to talk to you about the opponents of my dear Giggles. You see, Giggles is… he’s a special case. He is too nice to speak the truth about these individuals. He sees too much good in the people around him… But that is where I come in.
A sinister smile crosses his face.
You see, the problem with you two is you are simply not focused on the task at hand. You do not care about wrestling. More so, you care about your own goals instead. James, you and your asinine “Eradication Campaign”. Your idiotic quest for some sort of vigilante justice with no known end in sight. You claim to seek the end of “weakness” in your journey. But the definition of weakness seems to change from time to time. Not to mention being very vague at times. Those who fight without honor, those who are overall weak, it is not clear nor concise, James. How can you possibly plan on achieving your goals when you constantly move the goalposts on yourself? Your motivations are clouded, you are distracted, you will become overwhelmed quite quickly.
First of all, allow me to say that it is perfectly all right to allow yourself to be controlled by a higher power within you. It is completely natural to want structure, to be told what to do. What is NOT okay is when you suddenly begin to think you are above the help that higher power had for you. You are weak, James. The entity you call The Matriarch was simply trying to help you through a dark time in your life, it was guiding you to a better life. And how do you repay it? By failing. You have failed in practically every meaningful altercation you were a part of during this campaign of yours. You’ve proven to everyone that the only weakness… is you.
But… if there is one thing I must commend you for, James, I suppose it would be that you have something that resembles a goal, as ridiculous and doomed to fail as it may be. Unlike Sarah Lacklan, who seems to be bouncing around from one fleeting thought to the other on a whim. Your lack of focus seems to border on dangerous at times.
Don’t think I haven’t seen the interactions between you and my Giggles on social media. Don’t think I don’t know exactly what you’re doing. You’re taking advantage of Giggles’ gullibility all in an attempt to give yourself an advantage, a partner in your match until the time is right, where you turn on him and steal the victory for yourself.
I don’t appreciate you trying to take advantage of my Giggles’ kind nature, Sarah. Deceiving your spouse is one thing. However, manipulating my poor Giggles, well that is too far. But of course, you don’t need to take my word for it.
I would watch yourself, girl. For if you write off my Giggles, he will be sure to make you pay for it. Are you aware he makes balloon animals, dear? The best in the business. So good, in fact, he can do them with humans too. Yes, my Giggles can tie you into knots like he’s a regular boy scout without even needing to use any rope. Of course, he’s too nice to subject anyone to that kind of torture willy nilly, but sometimes his fun gets a little… out of hand. There’s no telling what he will do if he uh… gets excited.
Barnum chuckles maniacally.
Giggles sees this match as a meeting, sort of like the first day of class, getting to know each other. However, I see it as an opportunity. An opportunity to achieve my… our goals. The goal to…
Barnum pulls a notecard from his sleeve and begins to read.
To make the kids laugh and spread happiness around APW and the world…
He tosses the card away.
Whatever. If that’s what Giggles wants, well that’s what we’ll do. Anyway, back to his opponents…
This is not a match for you to win. You kids are merely here to allow my Giggles to make the little ones smile. You will bow to his antics, play along with his jokes, all until one of you lays down for him and becomes the first victim of his journey.
Now, my Giggles may not be the meanest, or the most dangerous, quite the opposite in fact. But he is crafty, cunning, he will take advantage of you if you are caught sleeping. I highly recommend you don’t take the joyous jester lightly, or else you will dearly pay for it. He has sat under my learning tree since his crazy family joined my circus way back when. Since then, he has had something festering inside of him… Something… evil. His innocence hides it well, but one day it will manifest and when it does… Oh my…
But until then, I suppose the cooky, wacky antics of his will do for now. There are many ways to skin a cat and whatnot. Nevertheless. Heed my warning, Sarah, James, for it will not end well for you if you don’t…
And do take care.
The shot slowly zooms into Barnum’s sinister smirk as the scene fades to black...
The shot cuts back to the basement where Timothy and Tina stand directly in front of the camera, blocking the shot with their bodies.
Barnum’s annoyed voice comes in.
Kids…
Oh! We’re sorry, Mr. Barnum!
The Bloom twins quickly scurry away from the camera, revealing Giggles, who was busy messing with his hair. What looks like a third eye can be seen very briefly before he sets his hair in place, covering it up.
Well, that’s our show! Giggles would like to thank all of the little boys and girls who tuned into Giggles show! Giggles would like to wish the best of luck to his new friends, Mr. Nightingale and Ms. Lacklan. Giggles cannot wait to stand against you two tremendous individuals in a CoMpEtItIvE bAtTlE oF aThLeTiCs!!!
Oh! Giggles just remembered he is supposed to say mean words to his new friends! Giggles should get to that now! Please don’t be too upset with Giggles! Because Giggles will be rancorous!
*ahem*
Ms. Lacklan! You… You are Giggles best friend FiVe EvEr!!! He cannot wait to compete with you Giggles has enjoyed his back and forths with Ms. Lacklan and Ms. Grey on the social medias! Giggles would love to invite both Ms. Lackland and Ms. Grey to the basement for tea and cookies and maybe even some delicious Country Greek lamb sauce! But before that, Giggles must defeat Ms. Lacklan in a noble battle! Giggles will defeat her as well as Mr. Nightingale and then take them out for ice cream afterwards because Giggles feels bad for his new friends losing their exciting conflict!
And Mr. Nightingale! Giggles has unfortunately not interacted with Mr. Nightingale too much, and that makes Giggles a sad clown… But! But that doesn’t mean Giggles doesn’t like Mr. Nightingale. In fact, it makes Giggles like Mr. Nightingale more! Giggles wants to get to know Mr. Nightingale, and what better way than in hand to hand combat of the most honourable degree! Giggles cannot wait to do the wrestles with Mr. Nightingale! And then, when all is said and done, Giggles and Mr. Nightingale will be best friends FiVe EvEr!!! It will be such an exquisite time!!!
Did Giggles do good with the debris words??
*sigh*... You did fine, Giggles. You did great. But…
Oh! But now, Giggles must get going. Giggles has a lot of work to do before he can continue spreading smiles and joy to the people of the world! So that means he must bid you farewell for now.
But fear not! For Giggles will always be with you. He will be there for you when you are feeling sad, feeling lonely, or scared. Giggles will be there when you go to bed and he will be there when you wake up! Giggles will always be there for you!
And, of course remember… Giggles loves you!!! Bye bye!
Giggles waves frantically as the camera slowly pulls away as Timothy and Tina begin to sing the theme song again until the scene slowly fades to black.
