Post by BonnieBlue on May 11, 2020 18:58:59 GMT -5
May 11th, 2020
Live From: Taco Bell Arena, Boise, Idaho
Seating capacity: 12,644
Exclusive to NETFLIX
Clearwater: Two weeks ago, we saw the best in this industry battle it out for absolute supremacy at our flagship event GODS OF WRESTLING -- available On Demand and coming soon to BluRay and DVD!
Remi: We witnessed absolute CHAOS as Noble Savage dismantled El Muertos in a contest months in the making! We saw Flop -- I mean Heironymus Watts -- fall for a second time at the hands of Junior Heavyweight Champion Eli Beazley!
Clearwater: And the whole world saw the in-ring return of OBLIVION!
Remi: BRO!
Clearwater: I KNOW! And that was all just the first half hour!
Remi: BRO -- JUBEI! CAME BACK! FROM THE DEAD!
Clearwater: Well, not precisely, Remi, but rumor has it that management will be addressing that situation later this evening. Yes, longtime archrival of law and order, and former APW World Champion, Masuda Jubei, revealed at the pay-per-view that rumors of his death had been greatly exaggerated. You have to wonder how this is going to influence the world title scene -- and other interested parties. In fact --
The audio cuts out abruptly, overpowered by the blare of an air raid siren. Other emergency claxons blend in: the shrill wail of a police car, the shriek of an ambulance, the resounding bellow of a nuclear reactor overload warning, all echoing throughout the arena...
Wheels of Destruction Segment
It sounds like a motorcycle gang is barreling throughout the arena just as loudly and for a finale explosions blow u[p down the aisle to the ring with earth-shaking explosions of smoke and fire .... and a few minutes when its all clear there's a huge screen hanging over the ring showing the logo of the wheels of destruction now filling every screen in the arena.
The voice of road dawg begins "to our friends and fans whos been wondering where I and the big man have been well all I get to tell you is its BFE china I think it is anyways Well there's a bit of a medical quarantine going on and we're stuck here
<the camera shows a cross between a hospital and a supermax prison with machine gun nests and guard towers and heavily armed troops patrolling the area and it all looks like its all to keep someone or thing from getting out All under a UN flag >
See destroyer did a few appearances in china a while back and it seems he had some weird flu when we went..... and all of a sudden people got sick and then he really started to show symptoms ...
<a pic of destroyer sneezing what looks like toxic waste in a rather large bucket > and next thing we knew .. they were saying something about a Mexican beer virus ..... and mentioning prison and execution and such things... Luckily APW has some pull and these UN guys showed up knocked us out and here we are ..... no one knows for how long tho ........ it's been said destroyer is living up to his name ... but not in the way he wants..... <he hears something in an earpiece and says " uh-huh ok .... your sure ....? ok then "
Apparently, destroyer wants so say a few words ...I'm warning yall they probably ain't gonna be anything nice ... so kids and such might need to take a break ....... <the camera goes dark as he says this ... you hear automatic doors closing and opening and bars going back and forth >
The cameras visuals come back on and you can see through the glass destroyer totally nude in some sort of tank ... he's spread eagle because his wrists and ankles are bound to tp a huge bar on each side and he has an oxygen mask on his face ... someone presses a button and destroyer rises up from the liquid and goo and the mask is slipped off and he pants for a few moments before he begins roaring at the top of his lungs >
YOU MISERABLE COCKSUCKERS WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE ALL YOU SONSOFABITCHES ..... THESE BASTARDS WANT A WAR ?... WELL, MOTHERFUCKERS, ARE GONNA GET ONE ... BOOTS TO ASSSES AND OTHER BODY PARTS... BECAUSE IM GONNA RIP OFF THEIR LIMBS
AND THAT GOES FOR YOU APW BASTARDS TOO FOR SELLING ME OUT LIKE IVNAOVAS FAMILY OF WHORES, AND THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKER THAT ACCUSES ME OF STARTING WHATEVER THE HELLS GOING ON THE OUTSIDE WORLD ..... WELL, IT WILL BE INDESCRIBABLE WHAT I DO TO YOUR SORRY ASS! he's shaking so bad you can hear his rather large bits flop about >
<HE BEGINS PANTING AS THAT'S THE MOST HES GOT TO SAY IN ABOUT 6 WEEKS> He looks at dawg ..... when are they letting us out of here? I thought no place could be worse than the bottom of McMorris's toilet ......but they've found it .....
<road dawg looks at a stack of papers > just a little while longer ok? you're still not all that well <he roars again > FUCK THAT I GETTIN OUTTA HERE AND I DONT CARE WHO OR WHAT HAS TO SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY DIe AND BURN IN HELL! <all of a sudden a cloud of gas fills the room and destroyer slowly stops talking and someone quickly slips on the mask making sure it's on and destroyers lowered back down in the tank like a hibernating bear >
And that folks it life in nowhere land ...... Dont worry this too shall pass and well be back and better than ever ....... and were out
<as the feed fades there's the same track of noise and explosions going from the ring to the back as the theme plays as loud as it can get deafening the arena and filling it with smoke >
