Influencing The People's Choice
May 10, 2020 16:57:57 GMT -5
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Post by Steven Osbourne on May 10, 2020 16:57:57 GMT -5
May 9 2020
Steven Osbourne has disappeared...
again.
This of course worries the co-managers of Steven. At the very least the more serious side of his managerial team, Veronica Anderson. Her ditsy blonde partner Amber Del Vallee is far less worried. Veronica has however enlisted her to go on a road trip to track down the Sexy Boogeyman Slayer.
Anderson: He's not in any local hospitals.
ADV: Like he was in a hospital but they like totally kicked him out for trying to get the nurses to wear uniforms.
Veronica looks at Amber then shakes her head.
Anderson: That doesn't make any sense.
ADV: Like he wanted them to wear the real nurses uniforms like in those movies Stevie and I watch.
Veronica sighs.
Anderson: They should have neutered him instead of kicking him out.
ADV: But then we wouldn't we able to have any fun.
Anderson: I don't exactly know how that would be considered fun.
ADV: You like.. don't like sex?
Anderson: You're as bad as Osbourne. We're not having this conversation. I literally only brought you so we could use the carpool lane.
ADV: You could have like brought a blow up doll.
Anderson: I basically did.
ADV: I don't like get it.
Anderson: I know. Alright now keep an eye out.
Amber looks confused.
ADV: But like don't I need my eyes?
Anderson: I mean look carefully. Now that we are in Boise I hear rumors that Steven has set up shop in a place called the People's Choice Inn.
ADV: I see it! It's off like 2 miles on the left.
Anderson: How can you possibly see that far?
Veronica groans.. Noticing the giant 12 foot tall penis next to a large sign advertising "The People's Choice In". The duo enter the hotel immediately noticing the man wearing a pink suit behind the desk.
Osbourne: Hey Ronnie.. Amber! Welcome to the People's Choice In.. where I always put in it.
Anderson: I'll rip it off.
ADV: Like does this hotel have a pool? I totally want to go swimming!
Anderson: You didn't bring a bathing suit.. or any other luggage in spite of my suggestion
ADV: Like why would I need one of those? You're so silly.
Anderson: You're going to go to a public pool and..
Steven smiles a cheesy smile.
Osbourne: Down the hall to the left Amber baby!
Amber squeels with delight and runs off in the direction of the pool.
Osbourne: I am so glad I put cameras in there!
Anderson: You would!
Osbourne: You act like you're not interested but why did you come all this way to find me?
Veronica blushes slightly, then scowls.
Anderson: The last time I lost track of you you got brainwashed by a cult worshipping a killer rapist robot.
Osbourne: Oh yeah? Whatever happened to the boudlebot?
Anderson: I don't know.. nor do I care. The fact remains that I was checking up on you
Osbourne: Because you love me?
Anderson: No because you getting into stupidity costs me money.
Osbourne: Well then you're going to be happy about what I've been up to.
Anderson: I highly doubt that.
Osbourne: Ever since I learned my match this week was going under People's Choice rules I have been campaigning!
Anderson: I stand corrected. I actually am impressed. How have you been campaigning? Making cold calls? Sending e mails? Perhaps a commercial or some radio ads. Ohh.. you could do a podcast!
Osbourne: Nah Ronnie.. I had something much better in mind. That's why I set up shop here and have spent the week sleeping with as many women as humanly possible.
Anderson: That's dangerous.. and disgusting.. and totally within your character.
Osbourne: After the pure magic of a night with Stevie they will have no choice but to vote for me. And probably follow me around like a groupie hopefully for another taste. See, it's a brilliant plan!
Anderson: As far as one of your plans go.. it's not that bad. I mean it's morally bankrupt but at least you're taking the match seriously.
Osbourne: It's one of the many things we have in common Ronnie. You're a total gold digger!
Veronica looks offended.. sort of.
Anderson: I'm a manager. I'm supposed to be concerned with making you the most amount of money.. so I can get the largest possible cut.
Osbourne: I'm not judging you! I'm a gold digger too! Chicks dig the shiny and I dig the chicks. I'm not a former two time junior heavyweight champion and former North American champion because of some fluke. I mean one title.. people could say is a fluke. But I've won three titles. I like having my hands on a belt almost as much as I like having my hands on boobs.
Anderson: Well thanks for that image.
Osbourne: Most wrestlers aren't motivated by sex. I am and clearly it works for me! Last week I showed up uninvited and crashed Gods of Wrestling. I called out Action Wrestling World Champion Alex Richards.
Anderson: I told you not to do that.
Osbourne: And he kicked my ass! But guess what.. I kicked his ass too! I beat the fuck outta Alex Richards and came within a hundredth of a second of defeating him. Ask anyone in the tag tournament how good Alex is because nobody in that pinned him and half of the Man Made Gods who won the tournament... lost the world title to him. So... I came closer to pinning Alex then anyone has in APW. That's why I'm in this North American title match because I fucking deserve it!
Anderson: Okay that logic actually makes sense to me.
Osbourne: But the real question is.. what exactly did my opponents do to deserve this? Is it because it sounds good on paper? The Showman vs. The Situation vs. The Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer? Ah hell.. that can't be it.. even my nickname is flashy, more attention grabbing and just plain better then theirs. I've won three titles.. neither of them have won a single belt. How is this a fair match up?
Anderson: Please don't get overconfident... Okay more overconfident then usual.
Osbourne: How can I be overconfident? I'm a day one APW original. These guys are raw rookies. Especially Isaac Cooke.. the son of a preacherman.
Anderson: I hate religion.
Osbourne: Me too! We have so much in common and I just had the sheets changed in the presidential suite.
Anderson: Not a chance!
Steven shrugs and returns to his original line of thought.
Osbourne: You know the thing about preachers? They can talk and talk. They can convince people their point of view.. their idea of God is the only possible correct one. Funny thing though.. if you really think about it.. they are all talk and no action. What kind of proof can they really offer besides their flapping gums? They gotta hope you believe em.. otherwise.. they got nothing. What's that all old saying? Like father.. like son. Because Isaac Cooke has no real wrestling history. He won a match against two people who promptly left the company. I'm not going to put much stock in that win. Did he beat someone of my talent? Nope.. he beat two no talents. Oh.. but Isaac has a great history as an amateur wrestler..
Steven smirks.
Osbourne: Bitch please.. is your amateur wrestling going to help you when I kick you in the nuts? Or rake your eyes? Or use a steel chair? Here's the thing about amateur wrestling.. it's all about sportsmanship, about learning how to wrestling, about personal improvement.
Steven pretends to gag.
Anderson: I know you have no gag reflex.
Osbourne: Neither do you.
Anderson: Why do I give you an opening?
Osbourne: You're right though.. that gag was totally fake. Because none of that stuff actually helps you in professional wrestling. For fucks' sake you only need a count of one to win an amateur match. I was put out of action for almost three months after Alex assaulted me in a professional wrestling ring. You ever experience that in an amateur match? You don't have a clue what you're in for Isaac Cooke. You were an All American and a national champion.. but you used all that as a springboard to get into professional wrestling. I've already done what you're looking to do. You're out of your league Cooke. And you're out of your damn mind if you think you're going to win this title shot that by all rights belongs to me. I took on the toughest man in the roster last week and gave him the fight of a lifetime. You're childs play compared to that Cooke.
Steven cocks an eyebrow.
Osbourne: Now I'm not saying you aren't gonna get on my level. I mean.. you could at least get close. But no chance in Hell you're there yet. You haven't paid your dues but trust me you will this week. I'm gonna do you a favor. I am a champion and I'm going to show you what it takes to be one this week. Take notes Cooke you might learn something.
Steven winks.
Osbourne: Plus you know I might drop you on your head and you'll forget it all if you don't write it down. I want you to get something out of this match and it certainly ain't gonna be a victory. But hey.. it could be worse.. you could be the Situation. The guy who's proud to be a "Architectural Apprentice".. so proud he even wears a t shirt bragging about it.
You know Sitch.. I don't want to be an Artitect. Why would I be? I already beat Smith Jones. I recall you a few weeks ago.. you were in awe of the man. You went into that match already defeated before it even began. The next week you faced another Artitect and low and behold you were defeated again by Damon Wayans.
Anderson: Warrens. His name is..
Osbourne: I know what his name is. I'm making a point. I'm not intimidated regardless of who I'm going up against which isn't something the Sitch can say. Maybe that's why he spends so much time in the gym working out so hard. He's got an inferiority complex. Mike talks a big game when he's facing someone along the lines of a member of the Bloodline but then he freezes up in the money matches. When he faces a real star, someone he would actually have to work to defeat. Then he chokes... every single damn time. That's probably why he wants to be a member of the Artitects.. because they are actual stars and he knows he really isn't.
Truth time Sitch I'm a star too. I'm the guy no champion wants to face because when you face me, especially if you underestimate me, you lose the match and a lot of the time your career never recovers. Spartan was considered a future world champion. After he lost the North American title to me he was never the same. Tsukiko, the foxy lady, and Lucy Sixx were staples of the cruiserweight division until I happened to them. Those are all champions, all good wrestlers.. what do you think is going to happen to you Mathews. Because to be honest.. you're just a big musclehead pretending to belong. You look like a superstar but your mental game is weak. Probably like your junk game.
Anderson: Please don't.
Osbourne: I might as well call you little Sitch because you don't really have any balls to speak of. After the beating I give you.. you're probably gonna beg me to let you join the Super Sexy Boogeymen.
Anderson: Not a real thing. You don't have a stable. I wish I did so I could talk to real adults.
Osbourne: The point is.. I've never backed down from a challenger. I fought Z Mac, Smith Jones, Alex Richards, Spartan, Jaice Wilds.. you name a star in APW I have fought and in most cases defeated. But I have never.. ever acted like some sort of bootlicker like you did when you faced Smith. Congratulates Mathews.. maybe you'll get in with your heroes but you won't get any respect from me. you've already proven then you're an inferior wrestler. You're the kind of guy who's real goal in this match is going to be to finish second so you can say you didn't really lose. Yep that sounds right up your alley. Don't worry.. you'll probably succeed. But only at that pathetic chump goal.
I'm gonna be honest. I'm already looking ahead to Lex Collins. Why wouldn't I? This match is in the bag. Isaac doesn't have the experience to beat me and Mike beat himself before the match even began. I know he doesn't even really want to win this match. He's already lost to two Artitects and he wants to be a member. Losing to Lex Collins as well is totally gonna sink his chances. So as usual little Sitch is gonna put up a good fight but then when the opportunity presents itself.. he's gonna go down in defeat. Because the fact is.. I'm a real star and act like one and you.. don't. So you know lift some more weights. You can probably even impress the ladies with your body. But I impress in and outside of the ring with my skills. Different skills of course. Most chicks love being piledriven on my cock. Nobody likes being knocked unconcious with my second rope piledriver in the ring.
Which will happen to you Mikey. Because you're lazy. You want to join the Artitects without earning it. Because you know they will help your career but you add nothing to them as a unit except for a warm body. You want shit to be given to you instead of earning it. Whether it's in the ring or with the ladies nobody tries harder then Steven Osbourne. That's the key to my success. You're gonna learn that firsthand real soon. At least Isaac is undefeated. He probably legimately believes he's going to win this match up. I mean that's pretty misguided but at least he has confidence in himself. Deep down the Sitch is resigned to losing this match. He's resigned to the fact that he's not actually good enough to be a champion. He's resigned to the fact he's not actually good enough to be an Artitect. Stick to beating up Soul Reaver and Jordi Trash.. that's your wheelhouse. That's the level you're on and from your attitude that's the level you'll always be on.
Steven suddenly looks serious, well more serious.
Osbourne: I started my career over a decade ago as the guy other people beat up. Most people would have given up. But not me. That's why I reinvented myself as the man who will do anything to do. I'm not above breaking the rules, in fact I relish that. I'm proud of the fact that I'm a winner because I made myself into one. My opponents are two people with more natural talent then me. But I'm going to be the one overmatching them. I'm craftier, more prepared, more experienced, frankly better in every way. Need I say more? Now... Ronnie is it past midnight?
Veronica looks weary, obviously expecting something dumb but answers.
Anderson: I suppose it is.
Osbourne: Awesome! People's Choice In is over.
Anderson: About time.
Osbourne: Now it's Milf's Day.
Anderson: Damnit!
Osbourne: And Ronnie let me be the first to wish you a happy MILFS day. You're the mother I want to fuck! Shall we?
Anderson: Not on your life!
Osbourne: Why not? Is that not romantic? Don't tell me anyone has ever used that line before?
Anderson: No.. and they shouldn't have either. For many reasons.. mainly.. we've known each other for a year.. and you don't know I don't have any children!
Osbourne: Want some?
Anderson: Don't even!
Steven winks.
Osbourne: Isaac.. Mike.. I just wanted you to see... the last loss I'm going to suffer this week.
Steven Osbourne has disappeared...
again.
This of course worries the co-managers of Steven. At the very least the more serious side of his managerial team, Veronica Anderson. Her ditsy blonde partner Amber Del Vallee is far less worried. Veronica has however enlisted her to go on a road trip to track down the Sexy Boogeyman Slayer.
Anderson: He's not in any local hospitals.
ADV: Like he was in a hospital but they like totally kicked him out for trying to get the nurses to wear uniforms.
Veronica looks at Amber then shakes her head.
Anderson: That doesn't make any sense.
ADV: Like he wanted them to wear the real nurses uniforms like in those movies Stevie and I watch.
Veronica sighs.
Anderson: They should have neutered him instead of kicking him out.
ADV: But then we wouldn't we able to have any fun.
Anderson: I don't exactly know how that would be considered fun.
ADV: You like.. don't like sex?
Anderson: You're as bad as Osbourne. We're not having this conversation. I literally only brought you so we could use the carpool lane.
ADV: You could have like brought a blow up doll.
Anderson: I basically did.
ADV: I don't like get it.
Anderson: I know. Alright now keep an eye out.
Amber looks confused.
ADV: But like don't I need my eyes?
Anderson: I mean look carefully. Now that we are in Boise I hear rumors that Steven has set up shop in a place called the People's Choice Inn.
ADV: I see it! It's off like 2 miles on the left.
Anderson: How can you possibly see that far?
Veronica groans.. Noticing the giant 12 foot tall penis next to a large sign advertising "The People's Choice In". The duo enter the hotel immediately noticing the man wearing a pink suit behind the desk.
Osbourne: Hey Ronnie.. Amber! Welcome to the People's Choice In.. where I always put in it.
Anderson: I'll rip it off.
ADV: Like does this hotel have a pool? I totally want to go swimming!
Anderson: You didn't bring a bathing suit.. or any other luggage in spite of my suggestion
ADV: Like why would I need one of those? You're so silly.
Anderson: You're going to go to a public pool and..
Steven smiles a cheesy smile.
Osbourne: Down the hall to the left Amber baby!
Amber squeels with delight and runs off in the direction of the pool.
Osbourne: I am so glad I put cameras in there!
Anderson: You would!
Osbourne: You act like you're not interested but why did you come all this way to find me?
Veronica blushes slightly, then scowls.
Anderson: The last time I lost track of you you got brainwashed by a cult worshipping a killer rapist robot.
Osbourne: Oh yeah? Whatever happened to the boudlebot?
Anderson: I don't know.. nor do I care. The fact remains that I was checking up on you
Osbourne: Because you love me?
Anderson: No because you getting into stupidity costs me money.
Osbourne: Well then you're going to be happy about what I've been up to.
Anderson: I highly doubt that.
Osbourne: Ever since I learned my match this week was going under People's Choice rules I have been campaigning!
Anderson: I stand corrected. I actually am impressed. How have you been campaigning? Making cold calls? Sending e mails? Perhaps a commercial or some radio ads. Ohh.. you could do a podcast!
Osbourne: Nah Ronnie.. I had something much better in mind. That's why I set up shop here and have spent the week sleeping with as many women as humanly possible.
Anderson: That's dangerous.. and disgusting.. and totally within your character.
Osbourne: After the pure magic of a night with Stevie they will have no choice but to vote for me. And probably follow me around like a groupie hopefully for another taste. See, it's a brilliant plan!
Anderson: As far as one of your plans go.. it's not that bad. I mean it's morally bankrupt but at least you're taking the match seriously.
Osbourne: It's one of the many things we have in common Ronnie. You're a total gold digger!
Veronica looks offended.. sort of.
Anderson: I'm a manager. I'm supposed to be concerned with making you the most amount of money.. so I can get the largest possible cut.
Osbourne: I'm not judging you! I'm a gold digger too! Chicks dig the shiny and I dig the chicks. I'm not a former two time junior heavyweight champion and former North American champion because of some fluke. I mean one title.. people could say is a fluke. But I've won three titles. I like having my hands on a belt almost as much as I like having my hands on boobs.
Anderson: Well thanks for that image.
Osbourne: Most wrestlers aren't motivated by sex. I am and clearly it works for me! Last week I showed up uninvited and crashed Gods of Wrestling. I called out Action Wrestling World Champion Alex Richards.
Anderson: I told you not to do that.
Osbourne: And he kicked my ass! But guess what.. I kicked his ass too! I beat the fuck outta Alex Richards and came within a hundredth of a second of defeating him. Ask anyone in the tag tournament how good Alex is because nobody in that pinned him and half of the Man Made Gods who won the tournament... lost the world title to him. So... I came closer to pinning Alex then anyone has in APW. That's why I'm in this North American title match because I fucking deserve it!
Anderson: Okay that logic actually makes sense to me.
Osbourne: But the real question is.. what exactly did my opponents do to deserve this? Is it because it sounds good on paper? The Showman vs. The Situation vs. The Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer? Ah hell.. that can't be it.. even my nickname is flashy, more attention grabbing and just plain better then theirs. I've won three titles.. neither of them have won a single belt. How is this a fair match up?
Anderson: Please don't get overconfident... Okay more overconfident then usual.
Osbourne: How can I be overconfident? I'm a day one APW original. These guys are raw rookies. Especially Isaac Cooke.. the son of a preacherman.
Anderson: I hate religion.
Osbourne: Me too! We have so much in common and I just had the sheets changed in the presidential suite.
Anderson: Not a chance!
Steven shrugs and returns to his original line of thought.
Osbourne: You know the thing about preachers? They can talk and talk. They can convince people their point of view.. their idea of God is the only possible correct one. Funny thing though.. if you really think about it.. they are all talk and no action. What kind of proof can they really offer besides their flapping gums? They gotta hope you believe em.. otherwise.. they got nothing. What's that all old saying? Like father.. like son. Because Isaac Cooke has no real wrestling history. He won a match against two people who promptly left the company. I'm not going to put much stock in that win. Did he beat someone of my talent? Nope.. he beat two no talents. Oh.. but Isaac has a great history as an amateur wrestler..
Steven smirks.
Osbourne: Bitch please.. is your amateur wrestling going to help you when I kick you in the nuts? Or rake your eyes? Or use a steel chair? Here's the thing about amateur wrestling.. it's all about sportsmanship, about learning how to wrestling, about personal improvement.
Steven pretends to gag.
Anderson: I know you have no gag reflex.
Osbourne: Neither do you.
Anderson: Why do I give you an opening?
Osbourne: You're right though.. that gag was totally fake. Because none of that stuff actually helps you in professional wrestling. For fucks' sake you only need a count of one to win an amateur match. I was put out of action for almost three months after Alex assaulted me in a professional wrestling ring. You ever experience that in an amateur match? You don't have a clue what you're in for Isaac Cooke. You were an All American and a national champion.. but you used all that as a springboard to get into professional wrestling. I've already done what you're looking to do. You're out of your league Cooke. And you're out of your damn mind if you think you're going to win this title shot that by all rights belongs to me. I took on the toughest man in the roster last week and gave him the fight of a lifetime. You're childs play compared to that Cooke.
Steven cocks an eyebrow.
Osbourne: Now I'm not saying you aren't gonna get on my level. I mean.. you could at least get close. But no chance in Hell you're there yet. You haven't paid your dues but trust me you will this week. I'm gonna do you a favor. I am a champion and I'm going to show you what it takes to be one this week. Take notes Cooke you might learn something.
Steven winks.
Osbourne: Plus you know I might drop you on your head and you'll forget it all if you don't write it down. I want you to get something out of this match and it certainly ain't gonna be a victory. But hey.. it could be worse.. you could be the Situation. The guy who's proud to be a "Architectural Apprentice".. so proud he even wears a t shirt bragging about it.
You know Sitch.. I don't want to be an Artitect. Why would I be? I already beat Smith Jones. I recall you a few weeks ago.. you were in awe of the man. You went into that match already defeated before it even began. The next week you faced another Artitect and low and behold you were defeated again by Damon Wayans.
Anderson: Warrens. His name is..
Osbourne: I know what his name is. I'm making a point. I'm not intimidated regardless of who I'm going up against which isn't something the Sitch can say. Maybe that's why he spends so much time in the gym working out so hard. He's got an inferiority complex. Mike talks a big game when he's facing someone along the lines of a member of the Bloodline but then he freezes up in the money matches. When he faces a real star, someone he would actually have to work to defeat. Then he chokes... every single damn time. That's probably why he wants to be a member of the Artitects.. because they are actual stars and he knows he really isn't.
Truth time Sitch I'm a star too. I'm the guy no champion wants to face because when you face me, especially if you underestimate me, you lose the match and a lot of the time your career never recovers. Spartan was considered a future world champion. After he lost the North American title to me he was never the same. Tsukiko, the foxy lady, and Lucy Sixx were staples of the cruiserweight division until I happened to them. Those are all champions, all good wrestlers.. what do you think is going to happen to you Mathews. Because to be honest.. you're just a big musclehead pretending to belong. You look like a superstar but your mental game is weak. Probably like your junk game.
Anderson: Please don't.
Osbourne: I might as well call you little Sitch because you don't really have any balls to speak of. After the beating I give you.. you're probably gonna beg me to let you join the Super Sexy Boogeymen.
Anderson: Not a real thing. You don't have a stable. I wish I did so I could talk to real adults.
Osbourne: The point is.. I've never backed down from a challenger. I fought Z Mac, Smith Jones, Alex Richards, Spartan, Jaice Wilds.. you name a star in APW I have fought and in most cases defeated. But I have never.. ever acted like some sort of bootlicker like you did when you faced Smith. Congratulates Mathews.. maybe you'll get in with your heroes but you won't get any respect from me. you've already proven then you're an inferior wrestler. You're the kind of guy who's real goal in this match is going to be to finish second so you can say you didn't really lose. Yep that sounds right up your alley. Don't worry.. you'll probably succeed. But only at that pathetic chump goal.
I'm gonna be honest. I'm already looking ahead to Lex Collins. Why wouldn't I? This match is in the bag. Isaac doesn't have the experience to beat me and Mike beat himself before the match even began. I know he doesn't even really want to win this match. He's already lost to two Artitects and he wants to be a member. Losing to Lex Collins as well is totally gonna sink his chances. So as usual little Sitch is gonna put up a good fight but then when the opportunity presents itself.. he's gonna go down in defeat. Because the fact is.. I'm a real star and act like one and you.. don't. So you know lift some more weights. You can probably even impress the ladies with your body. But I impress in and outside of the ring with my skills. Different skills of course. Most chicks love being piledriven on my cock. Nobody likes being knocked unconcious with my second rope piledriver in the ring.
Which will happen to you Mikey. Because you're lazy. You want to join the Artitects without earning it. Because you know they will help your career but you add nothing to them as a unit except for a warm body. You want shit to be given to you instead of earning it. Whether it's in the ring or with the ladies nobody tries harder then Steven Osbourne. That's the key to my success. You're gonna learn that firsthand real soon. At least Isaac is undefeated. He probably legimately believes he's going to win this match up. I mean that's pretty misguided but at least he has confidence in himself. Deep down the Sitch is resigned to losing this match. He's resigned to the fact that he's not actually good enough to be a champion. He's resigned to the fact he's not actually good enough to be an Artitect. Stick to beating up Soul Reaver and Jordi Trash.. that's your wheelhouse. That's the level you're on and from your attitude that's the level you'll always be on.
Steven suddenly looks serious, well more serious.
Osbourne: I started my career over a decade ago as the guy other people beat up. Most people would have given up. But not me. That's why I reinvented myself as the man who will do anything to do. I'm not above breaking the rules, in fact I relish that. I'm proud of the fact that I'm a winner because I made myself into one. My opponents are two people with more natural talent then me. But I'm going to be the one overmatching them. I'm craftier, more prepared, more experienced, frankly better in every way. Need I say more? Now... Ronnie is it past midnight?
Veronica looks weary, obviously expecting something dumb but answers.
Anderson: I suppose it is.
Osbourne: Awesome! People's Choice In is over.
Anderson: About time.
Osbourne: Now it's Milf's Day.
Anderson: Damnit!
Osbourne: And Ronnie let me be the first to wish you a happy MILFS day. You're the mother I want to fuck! Shall we?
Anderson: Not on your life!
Osbourne: Why not? Is that not romantic? Don't tell me anyone has ever used that line before?
Anderson: No.. and they shouldn't have either. For many reasons.. mainly.. we've known each other for a year.. and you don't know I don't have any children!
Osbourne: Want some?
Anderson: Don't even!
Steven winks.
Osbourne: Isaac.. Mike.. I just wanted you to see... the last loss I'm going to suffer this week.
