Post by Abaddon on May 10, 2020 16:00:39 GMT -5
Scene opens, but its hard to tell its so dark. There is a faint light flickering around the walls, which are JUST bright enough to illuminate the more defined features of Pastor Andrew Terry. He is an man of about 55 however, he looks 75. His eyes are very small and squinted, and in the current lighting they just look like two very small, sunken, black hones in this mans face. He is smiling and showing of his white, almost blindingly white, front teeth. He runs his hand through his thinning, pale grey hair, smoothing it down to perfection. His hands then move to his neck, to adjust the white tie which is on over a white shirt, but under a white suit coat.
Pastor Andrew Terry: Good evening all you ladies and gentlemen out there. I know you are wondering, "who is this guy? Why did he interrupt our scheduled programming? This isn't that show about doctors having sex I like so much!" Well please, if you stay with me I promise you it will not be for naught. To introduce myself, my name is Pastor Andrew Terry, I have been a messenger of God for 55 years, 30 of those years being in the professional sector. Recently, friends, I have stumbled upon a verse in the bible I would like to share with you. From Proverbs: "A worthless person, a wicked man, goes about with crooked speech, winks with his eyes, signals with his feet, points with his finger, with perverted heart devises evil, continually sowing discord; therefore calamity will come upon him suddenly; in a moment he will be broken beyond healing." My friends out there, we are all living in the presence of a worthless, wicked man. We are all bearing witness to a man who goes about with crooked speech, who winks with his eyes, who signals with his feet and points with his finger. We all have seen the perverted heart which devises evil and continually sowing discord at every chance he gets. This man, this evil man, he gets many a chance to spread his special brand of discord, perhaps too many chances, every time he appears on our televisions. And when he appears on our television, he appears many, many times as this man is important, so all of our news channels and satirists replay his agenda over and over and over again. This man, friends, is know as President Donald John Trump.
Now I know what you are saying, you are saying "Oh no, this is going to be a political ad, time to change the channel" but no, please, give me 13 minutes of your time and I will show you, right before your very eyes, how this problem to humanity will be dealt with. You see friends, last night as I lay in my bed I was visited by the Archangel Michael. Thats right, he who defeated Satan himself came to me and appeared before my very eyes. He laid forth a plan devised by the Father himself to rid the world of this specific evil. He said "Andrew, I come to you with a plan if you so choose to accept, and lead the armies of men to react against Satan, who has taken the human form of Donald John Trump, and is steering this land closer and closer toward the end, toward Armageddon. And if this happens, Andrew," he said, "if this happens, that means the end of humanity, the end of LIFE as you know it." Well friends, I am not lying when I say I was shocked to my very core. I thought this was a righteous, God fearing man. In fact, I felt so strongly that this man was connecting to the divine that I was one of the many, but few, who helped get this man elected. But you see friends, I, like many of you, was blinded by Satan's evil ways. “Be of sober spirit, be on the alert. Your adversary, the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.” Peter 5:8.
"What can I do, Michael?" I asked. "For I am unfortunately mortal, and lack much of the power needed to deal with such an abomination." And Michael put his hand up to silence me. Now out of rudeness friends, no, but out of necessity. Admittedly, I can ramble on and on, as is such for one who talks for a living. Michael put his big, beautiful, strong hand up and said "Andrew, what you need to do is go to the deserts of Arizona, find the spot where several cacti are arranged in what can be the five points of the pentagram, sprinkle the sage of the Gods directly in the middle of this point, and read the this scripture, and there before you will stand your warrior in this crusade. The one, the only, Abaddon." I was taken aback, friends, for I knew Abaddon to be the abyss, the king of a locust army during the revelation. A demon of HELL! And friends, Michael then said "Yes, at one time he was an agent of the depths. But now, Abaddon has been trapped by Satan for speaking out against his treatment of humankind through this Donald J Trump. He alone, other than God himself, has the power to defeat the evil incarnate, but first, in order for the one true God to restore Abaddon's power, he must prove himself worthy in battle as a mortal." What does this mean, friends? That Abaddon is the one true power to killing the evil of Donald John Trump. In order for him to regain that power, he must prove himself not only to the public, but to God himself. So I have taken the initiative of having Abaddon to compete, as a mortal, in the 'squared circle' if you will.
Abaddon will be a professional wrestler in the eyes of the general public. He will rise to fame and glory by defeating the embodiment's of evil that dance around canvass every week. So who is the unfortunate soul who Abaddon gets to prove himself against? Well, friends, our prayers have been answered! Not only is there one soul Abaddon must destroy, there are three. What a jump start to our mission, is it not. Alvara Rose, Soul Reaver, and and Von Richter are the three that get to meet their judgement first in the Alpha Pro Wrestling company. But who are these souls? Why are they so unlucky to be the first to face off against 'The Demon'? Well friends, not to worry, I have done some research on these three to prove to you that this is meant to be through Christ's infinite wisdom.
Alvara Rose is a young, 18 year old woman, from Honalulu, Hawaii. Folks we all know what Hawaii is most known for...getting 'laid'. Thats right folks you can go to a series of unholy islands and get laid, apparently, the moment you get off the plain. How disappointing. Ladies and gentleman you would think 'Moana' wouldn't want to advertise that she comes from the present day version of Sodom. Not only that, but God gave us a sign, my friends, to stay away from this sinfully immoral land. He put any natural occurring structures called Volcano's, or as they are known to the righteous, Land Boobs on the island, to war of its lustful ways. The song in which she 'parades' down the aisle to is called 'Raise Your Banner' which is clearly a gay, homo pride song. My friends, we all know how the gay are not righteous. Ms. Rose and her 'friend' The Handler should not be trying to show our nations youth that sins of the flesh are not fun, they are not something to be respected, especially when it is two disgusting women performing those acts on each other. These lesbanese's must be dealt with swiftly and painfully. That is what Abaddon will do, for he has no investment in this fight other than to cause absolute pain to these morally disgusting sinners.
Vonn Richter, a man whose first and last name only seem like a last name...not that this is important I just thought it was very weird. Vonn Richter is a 27 year old man who seems obsessed with his overly huge physique. Vanity, my friends. Vanity is a DEADLY sin. Vonn Richter, however, I do not blame you for not realizing how much of a sin you are committing by taking off your shirt in the middle of that ring. For Vonn Richter has been burdened with the ailment of stupidity. Now, do we forgive this vanity because this young man knows not what he does? My friends does ignorance truly, truly equal bliss? Friends this is relative, because no matter how low one's IQ can dip, and believe me, Vonn Richter's dips lower than one can even imagine, this does not excuse his vanity. For the goodness of God is something that is present in all of us, however, we have to actively ignore the light in order to commit a deadly sin. I do have some emotion for you, Von Richter, as the habit to sin can be passed down from us when are parents are wicked. You see, friends, Vonn Richter's mother was a roller derby woman. Now, I know it goes without saying, but we all know that 'roller derby woman' means Lesbanese. A sin far worse than that of vanity, and clearly this immoral woman has passed her wicked ways down to her academically challenged son. There is one more sin which makes Vonn Richter a perfect candidate for Abaddons wrath is drug use. A form of self harm, which, I don't have to say friends, is a terrible crime against humanity and therefore, a sin. How do I know that Mr. Richter is a drug addict? Simple friends, for where I was once a pastor, a parishioner told me his brother had gotten, his words friends, "man boobs" from taking steroids to get, again his words, "built". Now friends, looking at Vonn Ricter, tell me you do not see those gigantic, lustful, sinful 'man boobs'. These sins cannot go unpunished and when Abaddon destroys them, Vonn Richter will cry and beg forgiveness from our lord and savior.
Finally, a very large man named Soul Reaver is to face Abaddon's judgement. Soul Reaver is an anomaly in all of this because friends, we do not know much about this man. As far as we know, or at least as far as my very limited research has told me, Soul Reaver is a man that was just...found. We don't even know his name, friends, we just know that he is there. What kind of exsistance is this, friends? A man who doesn't speak or think for himself? Surely this is to be of concern. And before you say anything, it may seem as though I am here speaking and thinking for Abaddon, however this is wrong. I am doing the lords work, here. Mr. 'Quick Wit' Johnny Glass is using this man to profit. Greed my friends, and another DEADLY sin. Are you starting to see a pattern here, friends? These men are not righteous. These men are not to be worshiped. These men barely deserve to have free will let alone be superstars. Mr. Glass being the worst of any of them. This is a man who has his wits about him, yet uses those wits for evil. To make what could be a poor, uneducated heathen, not yet having the chance to be saved by the power of baptism, fight and commit more sins for his own profit. Well I want to extend a hand to Mr. Reaver. I would like to reach out on behalf of God and His chosen defender Abaddon, to come to the light. Abaddon will cleanse you of your sins good sir, he will show you the path to righteousness, and together you can cleanse the APW, and eventually, the United States of America, which happens to be located UNDER GOD. People forget that because of those who wish to false worship, 'one nation UNDER GOD' my friends refers to location. We are Gods chosen land. Soul Reaver as one of those chosen it is your responsibility to come to the light or else be destroyed by the man whose name is synonymous with destruction, Abaddon. The choice is your's my friend.
And now friends, now that my story is complete, I will start the ritual to free Abaddon from where he is held captive by the ultimate evil. By using the power of God himself, Abaddon, I command you to the service! I command you to RISE! TO FULFILL YOUR DESTINY THROUGH GOD!
He throws a green substance into the fire in front of him. The fire flickers exactly seven times then gets very small, glowing a very dark blue. The shadows have overtaken the shot, as Pastor Andrew steps back, a look of concern on his face. Its unclear whether or not he thinks he had made a mistake, but the look on his face shows that he is ready to run away at any moment if things starting to go wrong. Suddenly, everything stops. The fire stops flicking, the wind stops blowing, and a calm settles over the air. But as quickly as it comes, it leaves as the fire explodes in a blue stream upwards and stretches for one complete minute to the heaves. It goes so high it is impossible to know where it ends. It shoots back down incredibly fast and explodes as it connects back to the ground, sending a whirl of sand flying out everywhere in a makeshift sand storm, reaching the perimeter set up by Pastor Andrew for the ritual. The sand all collects in this one spot and begins swirling around the area, creating a sort of sand barrier from anything outside of it. A large man with fire in his eyes steps through the sand, seemingly untouched by it. He connects eyes with Pastor Andrew, and begins to speak.
?: Ita ut loqueris translitterandi linguam tuam intelligere illud."
Pastor Andrew, who had fallen to the ground from the impact of the fire, gets up, not brushing himself off, as the appearance of this man has thrown him off guard.
Pastor Andrew Terry: I am sorry, friend, I am not sure I understand what you are saying.
?: I asked for you to speak, so I may understand and use your language.
Pastor Andrew Terry: Um, ok, friend. I am a humble man of God, named Andrew Terry. What is your name?
?: Andrew Terry, I am the demon of the abyss, the king of locust, the destroyer known as Abaddon. I am at your service.
Pastor Andrew begins to now brush the sand off of himself as he looks around, Abaddon not losing eye contact with him. Pastor Terry smiles, moves closer to the man, and begins to laugh.
Pastor Andrew Terry: I did it. Haha, I did IT! I DID IT!
The scene fades with Pastor Andrew laughing and throwing his hands up to the heavens.
Pastor Andrew Terry: Good evening all you ladies and gentlemen out there. I know you are wondering, "who is this guy? Why did he interrupt our scheduled programming? This isn't that show about doctors having sex I like so much!" Well please, if you stay with me I promise you it will not be for naught. To introduce myself, my name is Pastor Andrew Terry, I have been a messenger of God for 55 years, 30 of those years being in the professional sector. Recently, friends, I have stumbled upon a verse in the bible I would like to share with you. From Proverbs: "A worthless person, a wicked man, goes about with crooked speech, winks with his eyes, signals with his feet, points with his finger, with perverted heart devises evil, continually sowing discord; therefore calamity will come upon him suddenly; in a moment he will be broken beyond healing." My friends out there, we are all living in the presence of a worthless, wicked man. We are all bearing witness to a man who goes about with crooked speech, who winks with his eyes, who signals with his feet and points with his finger. We all have seen the perverted heart which devises evil and continually sowing discord at every chance he gets. This man, this evil man, he gets many a chance to spread his special brand of discord, perhaps too many chances, every time he appears on our televisions. And when he appears on our television, he appears many, many times as this man is important, so all of our news channels and satirists replay his agenda over and over and over again. This man, friends, is know as President Donald John Trump.
Now I know what you are saying, you are saying "Oh no, this is going to be a political ad, time to change the channel" but no, please, give me 13 minutes of your time and I will show you, right before your very eyes, how this problem to humanity will be dealt with. You see friends, last night as I lay in my bed I was visited by the Archangel Michael. Thats right, he who defeated Satan himself came to me and appeared before my very eyes. He laid forth a plan devised by the Father himself to rid the world of this specific evil. He said "Andrew, I come to you with a plan if you so choose to accept, and lead the armies of men to react against Satan, who has taken the human form of Donald John Trump, and is steering this land closer and closer toward the end, toward Armageddon. And if this happens, Andrew," he said, "if this happens, that means the end of humanity, the end of LIFE as you know it." Well friends, I am not lying when I say I was shocked to my very core. I thought this was a righteous, God fearing man. In fact, I felt so strongly that this man was connecting to the divine that I was one of the many, but few, who helped get this man elected. But you see friends, I, like many of you, was blinded by Satan's evil ways. “Be of sober spirit, be on the alert. Your adversary, the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.” Peter 5:8.
"What can I do, Michael?" I asked. "For I am unfortunately mortal, and lack much of the power needed to deal with such an abomination." And Michael put his hand up to silence me. Now out of rudeness friends, no, but out of necessity. Admittedly, I can ramble on and on, as is such for one who talks for a living. Michael put his big, beautiful, strong hand up and said "Andrew, what you need to do is go to the deserts of Arizona, find the spot where several cacti are arranged in what can be the five points of the pentagram, sprinkle the sage of the Gods directly in the middle of this point, and read the this scripture, and there before you will stand your warrior in this crusade. The one, the only, Abaddon." I was taken aback, friends, for I knew Abaddon to be the abyss, the king of a locust army during the revelation. A demon of HELL! And friends, Michael then said "Yes, at one time he was an agent of the depths. But now, Abaddon has been trapped by Satan for speaking out against his treatment of humankind through this Donald J Trump. He alone, other than God himself, has the power to defeat the evil incarnate, but first, in order for the one true God to restore Abaddon's power, he must prove himself worthy in battle as a mortal." What does this mean, friends? That Abaddon is the one true power to killing the evil of Donald John Trump. In order for him to regain that power, he must prove himself not only to the public, but to God himself. So I have taken the initiative of having Abaddon to compete, as a mortal, in the 'squared circle' if you will.
Abaddon will be a professional wrestler in the eyes of the general public. He will rise to fame and glory by defeating the embodiment's of evil that dance around canvass every week. So who is the unfortunate soul who Abaddon gets to prove himself against? Well, friends, our prayers have been answered! Not only is there one soul Abaddon must destroy, there are three. What a jump start to our mission, is it not. Alvara Rose, Soul Reaver, and and Von Richter are the three that get to meet their judgement first in the Alpha Pro Wrestling company. But who are these souls? Why are they so unlucky to be the first to face off against 'The Demon'? Well friends, not to worry, I have done some research on these three to prove to you that this is meant to be through Christ's infinite wisdom.
Alvara Rose is a young, 18 year old woman, from Honalulu, Hawaii. Folks we all know what Hawaii is most known for...getting 'laid'. Thats right folks you can go to a series of unholy islands and get laid, apparently, the moment you get off the plain. How disappointing. Ladies and gentleman you would think 'Moana' wouldn't want to advertise that she comes from the present day version of Sodom. Not only that, but God gave us a sign, my friends, to stay away from this sinfully immoral land. He put any natural occurring structures called Volcano's, or as they are known to the righteous, Land Boobs on the island, to war of its lustful ways. The song in which she 'parades' down the aisle to is called 'Raise Your Banner' which is clearly a gay, homo pride song. My friends, we all know how the gay are not righteous. Ms. Rose and her 'friend' The Handler should not be trying to show our nations youth that sins of the flesh are not fun, they are not something to be respected, especially when it is two disgusting women performing those acts on each other. These lesbanese's must be dealt with swiftly and painfully. That is what Abaddon will do, for he has no investment in this fight other than to cause absolute pain to these morally disgusting sinners.
Vonn Richter, a man whose first and last name only seem like a last name...not that this is important I just thought it was very weird. Vonn Richter is a 27 year old man who seems obsessed with his overly huge physique. Vanity, my friends. Vanity is a DEADLY sin. Vonn Richter, however, I do not blame you for not realizing how much of a sin you are committing by taking off your shirt in the middle of that ring. For Vonn Richter has been burdened with the ailment of stupidity. Now, do we forgive this vanity because this young man knows not what he does? My friends does ignorance truly, truly equal bliss? Friends this is relative, because no matter how low one's IQ can dip, and believe me, Vonn Richter's dips lower than one can even imagine, this does not excuse his vanity. For the goodness of God is something that is present in all of us, however, we have to actively ignore the light in order to commit a deadly sin. I do have some emotion for you, Von Richter, as the habit to sin can be passed down from us when are parents are wicked. You see, friends, Vonn Richter's mother was a roller derby woman. Now, I know it goes without saying, but we all know that 'roller derby woman' means Lesbanese. A sin far worse than that of vanity, and clearly this immoral woman has passed her wicked ways down to her academically challenged son. There is one more sin which makes Vonn Richter a perfect candidate for Abaddons wrath is drug use. A form of self harm, which, I don't have to say friends, is a terrible crime against humanity and therefore, a sin. How do I know that Mr. Richter is a drug addict? Simple friends, for where I was once a pastor, a parishioner told me his brother had gotten, his words friends, "man boobs" from taking steroids to get, again his words, "built". Now friends, looking at Vonn Ricter, tell me you do not see those gigantic, lustful, sinful 'man boobs'. These sins cannot go unpunished and when Abaddon destroys them, Vonn Richter will cry and beg forgiveness from our lord and savior.
Finally, a very large man named Soul Reaver is to face Abaddon's judgement. Soul Reaver is an anomaly in all of this because friends, we do not know much about this man. As far as we know, or at least as far as my very limited research has told me, Soul Reaver is a man that was just...found. We don't even know his name, friends, we just know that he is there. What kind of exsistance is this, friends? A man who doesn't speak or think for himself? Surely this is to be of concern. And before you say anything, it may seem as though I am here speaking and thinking for Abaddon, however this is wrong. I am doing the lords work, here. Mr. 'Quick Wit' Johnny Glass is using this man to profit. Greed my friends, and another DEADLY sin. Are you starting to see a pattern here, friends? These men are not righteous. These men are not to be worshiped. These men barely deserve to have free will let alone be superstars. Mr. Glass being the worst of any of them. This is a man who has his wits about him, yet uses those wits for evil. To make what could be a poor, uneducated heathen, not yet having the chance to be saved by the power of baptism, fight and commit more sins for his own profit. Well I want to extend a hand to Mr. Reaver. I would like to reach out on behalf of God and His chosen defender Abaddon, to come to the light. Abaddon will cleanse you of your sins good sir, he will show you the path to righteousness, and together you can cleanse the APW, and eventually, the United States of America, which happens to be located UNDER GOD. People forget that because of those who wish to false worship, 'one nation UNDER GOD' my friends refers to location. We are Gods chosen land. Soul Reaver as one of those chosen it is your responsibility to come to the light or else be destroyed by the man whose name is synonymous with destruction, Abaddon. The choice is your's my friend.
And now friends, now that my story is complete, I will start the ritual to free Abaddon from where he is held captive by the ultimate evil. By using the power of God himself, Abaddon, I command you to the service! I command you to RISE! TO FULFILL YOUR DESTINY THROUGH GOD!
He throws a green substance into the fire in front of him. The fire flickers exactly seven times then gets very small, glowing a very dark blue. The shadows have overtaken the shot, as Pastor Andrew steps back, a look of concern on his face. Its unclear whether or not he thinks he had made a mistake, but the look on his face shows that he is ready to run away at any moment if things starting to go wrong. Suddenly, everything stops. The fire stops flicking, the wind stops blowing, and a calm settles over the air. But as quickly as it comes, it leaves as the fire explodes in a blue stream upwards and stretches for one complete minute to the heaves. It goes so high it is impossible to know where it ends. It shoots back down incredibly fast and explodes as it connects back to the ground, sending a whirl of sand flying out everywhere in a makeshift sand storm, reaching the perimeter set up by Pastor Andrew for the ritual. The sand all collects in this one spot and begins swirling around the area, creating a sort of sand barrier from anything outside of it. A large man with fire in his eyes steps through the sand, seemingly untouched by it. He connects eyes with Pastor Andrew, and begins to speak.
?: Ita ut loqueris translitterandi linguam tuam intelligere illud."
Pastor Andrew, who had fallen to the ground from the impact of the fire, gets up, not brushing himself off, as the appearance of this man has thrown him off guard.
Pastor Andrew Terry: I am sorry, friend, I am not sure I understand what you are saying.
?: I asked for you to speak, so I may understand and use your language.
Pastor Andrew Terry: Um, ok, friend. I am a humble man of God, named Andrew Terry. What is your name?
?: Andrew Terry, I am the demon of the abyss, the king of locust, the destroyer known as Abaddon. I am at your service.
Pastor Andrew begins to now brush the sand off of himself as he looks around, Abaddon not losing eye contact with him. Pastor Terry smiles, moves closer to the man, and begins to laugh.
Pastor Andrew Terry: I did it. Haha, I did IT! I DID IT!
The scene fades with Pastor Andrew laughing and throwing his hands up to the heavens.
