The Lost Soul will guide three misguided halfwit ignoramuses
May 9, 2020 2:38:58 GMT -5
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Post by djf on May 9, 2020 2:38:58 GMT -5
THE LOST SOUL WILL GUIDE THREE MISGUIDED HALFWIT IGNORAMUSES
~*It is Friday night, the eighth of May in Boise, Idaho. It is near midnight and apparently, Dakota Joseph Franco made a new friend. Well, a few friends. DJF is a complicated fellow. Not a asshole, just tends to annoy people a tad at times. Most, of the time, he doesn't even know it. Good lad. Good worker, inside the squared circle. You wouldn't call Dakota "different". Hell, some would call him "off" though. The look inside his eyes. That's if you COULD look inside his roaming eyes. Besides, there IS a plus side. If you DO make friends with Dakota, you have made friends with him for life. DJF will always have your back. But... be one of the many to just judge DJ on appearance. Judge him on his quirky behavior. Be slightly rude. You will have hell to pay. Dak went through some bullshit, in his early life, that eventually would toughen him up. But, actually, DJF, didn't have a choice. It was be a bad ass or get pushed around your entire life. HE DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE!!
Now, here it is, a little bit past midnight and at Boise Tech Mall, 1550 S Cloverdale Rd. DJF is inside an office of the Tech Mall. No idea whose office it is. Dakota made friends with security guards to let him in. DUMBASSES!!! All three rent-a-cops saw the large duffel bag that Dak was carrying over his right shoulder. Again... DUMB ASS SECURITY GUARDS!! Dakota has his phone in his right hand, proceeds to record, while music is playing in the background....*~
Now, here it is, a little bit past midnight and at Boise Tech Mall, 1550 S Cloverdale Rd. DJF is inside an office of the Tech Mall. No idea whose office it is. Dakota made friends with security guards to let him in. DUMBASSES!!! All three rent-a-cops saw the large duffel bag that Dak was carrying over his right shoulder. Again... DUMB ASS SECURITY GUARDS!! Dakota has his phone in his right hand, proceeds to record, while music is playing in the background....*~
~*The music instantly turns DJF into somethung magical. Into something else. Like the music itself helps Dakota releases himself from his own body. He transforms. He becomes. He becomes... FREE. Free from nothing!! Nothing bother him!!
DJF: YOOOOOOO.... BITCHEEEEES!!!! A few days away from Metal, here in Bose!! Ya heard what ya boy said!! I'm Hundo P ready for tha match, ya kno'?! Ya boy Jordi Trash is angsty as fuck!! Jordi... you're basic bruh!! You got's no chance! If you think ya do... YOU'RE CRAY-CRAY!! Inside that ring, you bruh, gonna do extra for no reason. Ya boy, is gonna walk on air. Tap dance on all your dip shit faces. Fly like uber Superman!! Maybe, ya boy is talking in a language you're not understanding!! Because, it's simple with Jordi... HE MIGHT HAVE A... FOMO!! That's right. Fear of missing out!! Don't worry, bro. You'll get you're opportunity to get your ass kicked by your's truly!!
DJF: The crazy shit is this... we have ourselves a four corners match. But, sadly we have two hot messes, that I couldn't give fucks about. Jake Karnes... The Scattered. Supposedly, Karnes is a big name up and comer. But, between you and I kids... shhhh. I haven't seen doo-doo ca-ca of truth about him!! Jake Karnes is a big shot?! PFPFPFTHTH!!!
DJF: You two salty bitches are bout to get snippy on me and I don't wanna hear it. You two little bitches with your duck and
smug faces. Can't stand it!! Just thinking of you two, makes me wanna spray myself down with disinfectant.. You boys look naaaaaaaasty!!! Now, there's that fourth person in our four corner match, that's gonna be a HUUUUGE problem for all three of us!! That's Damian Kaine!! You all know, he's the damn fave in this damn debacle. Your reputation speaks for yourself. This match, is where I will HAVE to prove myself.... TO THE ENTIRE WORLD OF WRESTLING THAT THE LOST SOUL IS HUNGRY FOR COMPETITION!! Hungry for competition in the main roster, but also in the junior heavyweight division. I understand that I am new. I have to prove myself. But, understand this... I HAVE A SET OF SKILLS, THAT I WILL NOT get in MY way!! As long everyone here understands that, there shouldn't be no misunderstandings or any problems. I have read all your information, gentlemen!! Personal and professional. Where you have been and what you have done before. What a wonderful thing that the internet is. Surprizingly Damian Kaine, won't be a problem, after all...
DJF: YOOOOOOO.... BITCHEEEEES!!!! A few days away from Metal, here in Bose!! Ya heard what ya boy said!! I'm Hundo P ready for tha match, ya kno'?! Ya boy Jordi Trash is angsty as fuck!! Jordi... you're basic bruh!! You got's no chance! If you think ya do... YOU'RE CRAY-CRAY!! Inside that ring, you bruh, gonna do extra for no reason. Ya boy, is gonna walk on air. Tap dance on all your dip shit faces. Fly like uber Superman!! Maybe, ya boy is talking in a language you're not understanding!! Because, it's simple with Jordi... HE MIGHT HAVE A... FOMO!! That's right. Fear of missing out!! Don't worry, bro. You'll get you're opportunity to get your ass kicked by your's truly!!
~*Dakota proceeds to sit in a corner, in a corner office, posting on his YouTube Channel. DJF smiles. Dakota takes time, grabbing his packbag, opening it up, pulling out a cylinder container of wipes. Instantly and very quickly,
Dakota wipes his hands.*~
Dakota wipes his hands.*~
DJF: The crazy shit is this... we have ourselves a four corners match. But, sadly we have two hot messes, that I couldn't give fucks about. Jake Karnes... The Scattered. Supposedly, Karnes is a big name up and comer. But, between you and I kids... shhhh. I haven't seen doo-doo ca-ca of truth about him!! Jake Karnes is a big shot?! PFPFPFTHTH!!!
DJF: You two salty bitches are bout to get snippy on me and I don't wanna hear it. You two little bitches with your duck and
smug faces. Can't stand it!! Just thinking of you two, makes me wanna spray myself down with disinfectant.. You boys look naaaaaaaasty!!! Now, there's that fourth person in our four corner match, that's gonna be a HUUUUGE problem for all three of us!! That's Damian Kaine!! You all know, he's the damn fave in this damn debacle. Your reputation speaks for yourself. This match, is where I will HAVE to prove myself.... TO THE ENTIRE WORLD OF WRESTLING THAT THE LOST SOUL IS HUNGRY FOR COMPETITION!! Hungry for competition in the main roster, but also in the junior heavyweight division. I understand that I am new. I have to prove myself. But, understand this... I HAVE A SET OF SKILLS, THAT I WILL NOT get in MY way!! As long everyone here understands that, there shouldn't be no misunderstandings or any problems. I have read all your information, gentlemen!! Personal and professional. Where you have been and what you have done before. What a wonderful thing that the internet is. Surprizingly Damian Kaine, won't be a problem, after all...
~*Dakota proceeds to take his phone and hold it up high with one hand and with the other hand, flips the bird, with a cocky smirk across his face...*~
