Post by Aaron Blaze on Apr 23, 2020 16:06:02 GMT -5
The words used for this Gods of Wrestling Pay-Per-View is probably the furthest thing from the actual saying, but who cares, right? I do so, sit back, shut up, and listen to today’s lesson. The “Houston we have a problem'' from its original “Houston we’ve had a problem” means two different things about the same thing. See, having a problem now means that it hasn’t been fixed or found a solution yet for that problem, but had a problem? Well, that means that solution was found and you get the conclusion that it had been fixed. But has it? Now, why was it changed? If you look it up, it was changed because of movie scripts. Now you can dialogue if you choose but I’m not done. No, there’s more so read on.
The Sport of Professional Wrestling dates back to the 19th century, or at least the form of entertainment, so what about in Mythological terms? I mean we are going into this Pay-Per-View Gods of Wrestling but are we talking about actual Mythical gods or are we talking about who’s the greatest wrestlers to lace up their boots? If so, then let’s talk about the gods of wrestling and no, I’m not talking about Frank Patrick Venable (FPV) and Corey Black either or as you know them, the APW Tag Team Champions. Maybe it’s coincidence that this event and their names go together, but it doesn’t change the fact that The Gods of Wrestling Pay-Per-View is the next APW big event. This event is to be as big as the SuperBowl, the World Series, or a Starrcade and that WrestleMania if not bigger. So when we’re talking big, how big are we talking? Galaxy maybe? I mean we’ve all seen Thor and Infinity War with Thanos, right? Maybe Theoi Gymnastikoi? You know, the gods of Athletics? I could go on but that probably went over your head but you get the picture or do you really need an illustration like a pop-up book or something to keep you engaged in what I’m saying? Could this be a promo on Man Made Gods? It could be, but why waste my time? No, wait. Actually, I’m not wasting my time because it was Corey Black who decided to see exactly what was coming for them. I say them but FPV wasn’t involved because Corey decided to team with Zombie McMorris and leave FPV at home.
Well, Corey, how did it feel knowing you were almost beat? How did it feel when you could lose that dead weight for a night? Better yet, how did it feel not wearing that title when everything was going down? You should get used to it because it’s going to happen soon but until that time, it’s time for a little lesson. Did you like that one earlier? Here’s another one. This Gods of Wrestling Pay-Per-View is supposed to be the biggest show of the year for APW. It’s the SuperBowl of APW. Remember that? I said it earlier. It’s almost like how Barnum & Bailey (Bailey’s beer is awesome by the way), sorry, got off track. How Barnum & Bailey or Ringling Brothers circus was big, you get the picture? Or would you understand it better if I said this match is “It’s A Small World” and this event, is Disneyland?
So hopefully by now you get the picture that this is a majorly huge night. But let’s take a step back and talk about the cinematic event that took place just days ago between The Bloodline and Team ZBLACK. Corey, you’ll remember this one. See, Jason and myself (Aaron) found ourselves in a situation where nobody knew what they were getting into. Maybe at some point, we knew wrestling would be involved, but when you’re on an island in a brawl against two guys who think lifting weights is picking up their one night stand off the floor, it’s going to be brutal. It was hell but we got back in one piece and didn’t bring back any cases of Corona (I’ll stick to Bud Light). So we find out that a week after busting our asses and getting our, well Jason’s boat stolen, we’ve got to face two teams at this big Pay-Per-View? I can understand APW wanting to give these kids something but look at the card. We have to play babysitter and zoo keeper? So at Gods of Wrestling, The Bloodline doesn’t just tear through one team but two in a Triple Threat Tag Team Match and that’s okay. It’s how this business does to all of the great talent that they find threatening their existence. They pull the trigger and put it down which is exactly what we’re going to do at Gods of Wrestling.
The scene opens to a Black night as crickets are heard chirping. The camera begins to move as the sounds of crackling wood being burned by a bonfire is heard. Slowly, the visual glow putting off from the fire is seen slowly coming from a side view of the scene. The camera begins to pan some more as a figure is seen sitting in a chair facing the fire. As the camera begins to walk nearer, sounds of breaking twigs and footsteps in the grass are heard. The figure slowly turns his head but then turns back to the fire. Reaching in his pocket, Aaron pulls out a cigarette pack. After removing a cigarette, he can’t find his lighter so he leans forward and uses the bonfire to light his cigarette. Sitting back in his seat, he exhales the smoke from his mouth before talking to the camera that was now positioned next to him. Aaron speaks in a soft calculated voice.
“Last week, everyone witnessed a fight and this week, at the biggest event APW has to offer, we get stuck with two teams that are a joke. On one hand you have The Marsupials of Mayhem? (He laughs) I don’t...we’re not going to get sued by the WWF are we? I don’t mean that wrestling company either, I mean the World Wildlife Federation. (He takes a drag of his cigarette and exhales the smoke). If it was that wrestling company though, that would be fun. Maybe I can talk Jason into dressing up like zookeepers or since they’re from Australia, maybe The Bushwackers? But then you have Latoya Hixx and John Blade. (He nods his heads). Latoya, I’m glad that you were able to bring your pet with you. It’ll be great beating this dead dog again.
John, after all this time here, we finally meet again. You and I have been all over and the one constant that remains the same is that you have always been my punching bag. I’ve gotten so used to calling you Jobber Blade that even your shirts that say ‘You Can’t C Me’ isn’t a knife but is just the picture of the handle. He takes another drag of his cigarette and exhales the smoke). You have always found a way to get into something that I’m doing and I have always beaten you. What’s your record with me now? One-hundred billion to none? It’s nice that you have a partner this time but then again you always did choose women to fight your battles for you without revealing who you truly are inside. You always did say that nobody can see you and it’s true because nobody can see you because you’re not on anybody’s radar. As for your partner, Latoya, I said you brought your pet with you but now that I think about it, what are you supposed to be? This has turned into an animal match and well, you’re...what? Just the handler or are you going to dress cosplay too?
Speaking of dressing up though, Dropbear? What the hell kind of name is that? Did you mean bear droppings because that’s exactly what this match is going to be. And then Kid Koala? Seriously man, you’ve got to stop watching that wrestling show on Wednesdays on TNT. You’re reminding me of that dinosaur team. I’m wondering now which one is going to be the short guy. Maybe John since we can’t see him? Or if he’s not there then maybe it’ll be Latoya. Yeah, I think I got it. (He takes another drag of his cigarette before tossing the cigarette butt in the bonfire and exhales the smoke). You’ve got a team that dresses in cosplay like they’re going to a birthday party and one of them must be into computers because Dropbear? It sounds like that program Dropbox...oh wait, are you into animal porn? If so, I totally get that now. Having to download big programs and Koala’s being soft and you two are together. Hey, whatever makes you happy man, I mean animal or whatever the hell you wanna be called. This is 2020 so I guess it’s whatever you want to identify yourself as but I’ll guarantee you that it won’t be a winner come this fight.
My thing is, why doesn’t Latoya and John have a team name? Are they like Sonny and Cher that they’re so big that they don’t need a team name? It’s no secret their ego is that big but did any of you have a match last week? Let’s see, John lost to Alex and no, that was it. Seems to be a trend with you John but you’re used to it by now. But that’s not bad, everyone has to be good at something and at least you’re consistent which is the only thing I can say. But I don’t want to end this night on bad terms. I’d hate for someone to say that I mistreated an animal before they were to be put down. And Latoya, you’re just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh crap, there goes my mind. John and his my time is up my time is now stupid shit. See Latoya, you don’t even matter in this match because every time someone thinks of you they end up thinking about who you’re teaming with. But I spent all this time talking about this match when nobody even asked how my vacation went.
I’m sure there’s pictures on Ryan’s Social Media, I didn’t take any, but I hope to go back soon but when you’re The Bloodline, we’ve got timeshares all over. We’ll just see where APW sends us next but first it’s Texas. They say everything is bigger in Texas so we won’t disappoint everyone. Houston won’t have a problem but it’s going to be all Four of you that’s going to have a big problem.
We’ve dealt with problems before and some are saying that there’s a problem in The Bloodline. Maybe it was when he that should not be mentioned was still here, or maybe it was when it was said that a leader should be named. We're all equal. So maybe I have my doubts or maybe it’s my mind wanting to branch out but the thoughts that sneak in and make you start to think if what you’re doing is worth it. Maybe because I’m too close that I can’t see the bigger picture or maybe the bigger picture really isn’t a big picture as it was made to be. We have our individual goals. It’s time to reach my goal”.
The Sport of Professional Wrestling dates back to the 19th century, or at least the form of entertainment, so what about in Mythological terms? I mean we are going into this Pay-Per-View Gods of Wrestling but are we talking about actual Mythical gods or are we talking about who’s the greatest wrestlers to lace up their boots? If so, then let’s talk about the gods of wrestling and no, I’m not talking about Frank Patrick Venable (FPV) and Corey Black either or as you know them, the APW Tag Team Champions. Maybe it’s coincidence that this event and their names go together, but it doesn’t change the fact that The Gods of Wrestling Pay-Per-View is the next APW big event. This event is to be as big as the SuperBowl, the World Series, or a Starrcade and that WrestleMania if not bigger. So when we’re talking big, how big are we talking? Galaxy maybe? I mean we’ve all seen Thor and Infinity War with Thanos, right? Maybe Theoi Gymnastikoi? You know, the gods of Athletics? I could go on but that probably went over your head but you get the picture or do you really need an illustration like a pop-up book or something to keep you engaged in what I’m saying? Could this be a promo on Man Made Gods? It could be, but why waste my time? No, wait. Actually, I’m not wasting my time because it was Corey Black who decided to see exactly what was coming for them. I say them but FPV wasn’t involved because Corey decided to team with Zombie McMorris and leave FPV at home.
Well, Corey, how did it feel knowing you were almost beat? How did it feel when you could lose that dead weight for a night? Better yet, how did it feel not wearing that title when everything was going down? You should get used to it because it’s going to happen soon but until that time, it’s time for a little lesson. Did you like that one earlier? Here’s another one. This Gods of Wrestling Pay-Per-View is supposed to be the biggest show of the year for APW. It’s the SuperBowl of APW. Remember that? I said it earlier. It’s almost like how Barnum & Bailey (Bailey’s beer is awesome by the way), sorry, got off track. How Barnum & Bailey or Ringling Brothers circus was big, you get the picture? Or would you understand it better if I said this match is “It’s A Small World” and this event, is Disneyland?
So hopefully by now you get the picture that this is a majorly huge night. But let’s take a step back and talk about the cinematic event that took place just days ago between The Bloodline and Team ZBLACK. Corey, you’ll remember this one. See, Jason and myself (Aaron) found ourselves in a situation where nobody knew what they were getting into. Maybe at some point, we knew wrestling would be involved, but when you’re on an island in a brawl against two guys who think lifting weights is picking up their one night stand off the floor, it’s going to be brutal. It was hell but we got back in one piece and didn’t bring back any cases of Corona (I’ll stick to Bud Light). So we find out that a week after busting our asses and getting our, well Jason’s boat stolen, we’ve got to face two teams at this big Pay-Per-View? I can understand APW wanting to give these kids something but look at the card. We have to play babysitter and zoo keeper? So at Gods of Wrestling, The Bloodline doesn’t just tear through one team but two in a Triple Threat Tag Team Match and that’s okay. It’s how this business does to all of the great talent that they find threatening their existence. They pull the trigger and put it down which is exactly what we’re going to do at Gods of Wrestling.
The scene opens to a Black night as crickets are heard chirping. The camera begins to move as the sounds of crackling wood being burned by a bonfire is heard. Slowly, the visual glow putting off from the fire is seen slowly coming from a side view of the scene. The camera begins to pan some more as a figure is seen sitting in a chair facing the fire. As the camera begins to walk nearer, sounds of breaking twigs and footsteps in the grass are heard. The figure slowly turns his head but then turns back to the fire. Reaching in his pocket, Aaron pulls out a cigarette pack. After removing a cigarette, he can’t find his lighter so he leans forward and uses the bonfire to light his cigarette. Sitting back in his seat, he exhales the smoke from his mouth before talking to the camera that was now positioned next to him. Aaron speaks in a soft calculated voice.
“Last week, everyone witnessed a fight and this week, at the biggest event APW has to offer, we get stuck with two teams that are a joke. On one hand you have The Marsupials of Mayhem? (He laughs) I don’t...we’re not going to get sued by the WWF are we? I don’t mean that wrestling company either, I mean the World Wildlife Federation. (He takes a drag of his cigarette and exhales the smoke). If it was that wrestling company though, that would be fun. Maybe I can talk Jason into dressing up like zookeepers or since they’re from Australia, maybe The Bushwackers? But then you have Latoya Hixx and John Blade. (He nods his heads). Latoya, I’m glad that you were able to bring your pet with you. It’ll be great beating this dead dog again.
John, after all this time here, we finally meet again. You and I have been all over and the one constant that remains the same is that you have always been my punching bag. I’ve gotten so used to calling you Jobber Blade that even your shirts that say ‘You Can’t C Me’ isn’t a knife but is just the picture of the handle. He takes another drag of his cigarette and exhales the smoke). You have always found a way to get into something that I’m doing and I have always beaten you. What’s your record with me now? One-hundred billion to none? It’s nice that you have a partner this time but then again you always did choose women to fight your battles for you without revealing who you truly are inside. You always did say that nobody can see you and it’s true because nobody can see you because you’re not on anybody’s radar. As for your partner, Latoya, I said you brought your pet with you but now that I think about it, what are you supposed to be? This has turned into an animal match and well, you’re...what? Just the handler or are you going to dress cosplay too?
Speaking of dressing up though, Dropbear? What the hell kind of name is that? Did you mean bear droppings because that’s exactly what this match is going to be. And then Kid Koala? Seriously man, you’ve got to stop watching that wrestling show on Wednesdays on TNT. You’re reminding me of that dinosaur team. I’m wondering now which one is going to be the short guy. Maybe John since we can’t see him? Or if he’s not there then maybe it’ll be Latoya. Yeah, I think I got it. (He takes another drag of his cigarette before tossing the cigarette butt in the bonfire and exhales the smoke). You’ve got a team that dresses in cosplay like they’re going to a birthday party and one of them must be into computers because Dropbear? It sounds like that program Dropbox...oh wait, are you into animal porn? If so, I totally get that now. Having to download big programs and Koala’s being soft and you two are together. Hey, whatever makes you happy man, I mean animal or whatever the hell you wanna be called. This is 2020 so I guess it’s whatever you want to identify yourself as but I’ll guarantee you that it won’t be a winner come this fight.
My thing is, why doesn’t Latoya and John have a team name? Are they like Sonny and Cher that they’re so big that they don’t need a team name? It’s no secret their ego is that big but did any of you have a match last week? Let’s see, John lost to Alex and no, that was it. Seems to be a trend with you John but you’re used to it by now. But that’s not bad, everyone has to be good at something and at least you’re consistent which is the only thing I can say. But I don’t want to end this night on bad terms. I’d hate for someone to say that I mistreated an animal before they were to be put down. And Latoya, you’re just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh crap, there goes my mind. John and his my time is up my time is now stupid shit. See Latoya, you don’t even matter in this match because every time someone thinks of you they end up thinking about who you’re teaming with. But I spent all this time talking about this match when nobody even asked how my vacation went.
I’m sure there’s pictures on Ryan’s Social Media, I didn’t take any, but I hope to go back soon but when you’re The Bloodline, we’ve got timeshares all over. We’ll just see where APW sends us next but first it’s Texas. They say everything is bigger in Texas so we won’t disappoint everyone. Houston won’t have a problem but it’s going to be all Four of you that’s going to have a big problem.
We’ve dealt with problems before and some are saying that there’s a problem in The Bloodline. Maybe it was when he that should not be mentioned was still here, or maybe it was when it was said that a leader should be named. We're all equal. So maybe I have my doubts or maybe it’s my mind wanting to branch out but the thoughts that sneak in and make you start to think if what you’re doing is worth it. Maybe because I’m too close that I can’t see the bigger picture or maybe the bigger picture really isn’t a big picture as it was made to be. We have our individual goals. It’s time to reach my goal”.
