Post by The Trash King on Apr 19, 2020 19:08:10 GMT -5
Our cameraman finds The Trash King on his hands and knees with a bone and a bag talking in as sweet a voice as he can manage.
Trash King: Here fucking puppy puppy! Fucking mutt! Here you sweet flea bitten fucking mongrel.. here fucking boy.
A small white poodle approaches, sniffs the bone, The Trash King pounces scooping up the dog and tossing it in his sack.
Cameraman: What the hell are you doing?
Trash King: I got my fucking dog.
Cameraman: You like dogs?
Trash King: Dogs yes. Not those fucking pansy ass little fucks. I’m gonna take it to the dump and make it fight rats later. That’s what I fucking call television.
Cameraman: You are sick.
Trash King: I am fucking not. If I was fucking sick I’d be at the fucking dump now. This fucker Rod is fucking hanging out here with some sketcky fucking guy talking about white pride or some shit. Hope the fucking rats eat em.
The cameraman sighs.
Cameraman: About your match.
Trash King: I’m fucking glad you fucking brought that up. I’m not fucking doing it.
Cameraman: I knew it you’re scared of the Artitects!
Trash King: Fuck no! I fucking hate Artitects. They tried to build this fucking stupid three level house at the dump out of boxes. Fucking morons. I’m assuming these are the same fucking artitects so I’m gonna fucking fuck em up.
Cameraman: Um no.
Trash King: Well I’ll fuck em up anyways. At least I would if I wasn’t fucking protesting.
Cameraman: You aren’t just facing Smith Jones and Lex Collins of the Artitects. You are also facing Mike “The Situation” Mathews.
Trash King: I know and that just fucking makes me fucking madder! Half the fucking reason I live in a fucking dump is because I don’t have to fucking watch the Jersey Fucking Shore there. Fucking hate that show. I’m gonna fucking wipe him off the face of the fucking earth just for fucking making me that of That Situation. But no.. I’m fucking protesting because I’m teaming with a transgendered alien.
Cameraman: I knew YOU would have a problem with transgendered people.
Trash King: You would think that fucking college boy. I don’t give a fuck about what fucking gender anyone is. She’s a fucking alien. I ain’t fucking teaming with someone who might fucking probe me. Fuck this.. I’m fucking out!
The Trash King stalks off ending the strangest interview in APW history.
Trash King: Here fucking puppy puppy! Fucking mutt! Here you sweet flea bitten fucking mongrel.. here fucking boy.
A small white poodle approaches, sniffs the bone, The Trash King pounces scooping up the dog and tossing it in his sack.
Cameraman: What the hell are you doing?
Trash King: I got my fucking dog.
Cameraman: You like dogs?
Trash King: Dogs yes. Not those fucking pansy ass little fucks. I’m gonna take it to the dump and make it fight rats later. That’s what I fucking call television.
Cameraman: You are sick.
Trash King: I am fucking not. If I was fucking sick I’d be at the fucking dump now. This fucker Rod is fucking hanging out here with some sketcky fucking guy talking about white pride or some shit. Hope the fucking rats eat em.
The cameraman sighs.
Cameraman: About your match.
Trash King: I’m fucking glad you fucking brought that up. I’m not fucking doing it.
Cameraman: I knew it you’re scared of the Artitects!
Trash King: Fuck no! I fucking hate Artitects. They tried to build this fucking stupid three level house at the dump out of boxes. Fucking morons. I’m assuming these are the same fucking artitects so I’m gonna fucking fuck em up.
Cameraman: Um no.
Trash King: Well I’ll fuck em up anyways. At least I would if I wasn’t fucking protesting.
Cameraman: You aren’t just facing Smith Jones and Lex Collins of the Artitects. You are also facing Mike “The Situation” Mathews.
Trash King: I know and that just fucking makes me fucking madder! Half the fucking reason I live in a fucking dump is because I don’t have to fucking watch the Jersey Fucking Shore there. Fucking hate that show. I’m gonna fucking wipe him off the face of the fucking earth just for fucking making me that of That Situation. But no.. I’m fucking protesting because I’m teaming with a transgendered alien.
Cameraman: I knew YOU would have a problem with transgendered people.
Trash King: You would think that fucking college boy. I don’t give a fuck about what fucking gender anyone is. She’s a fucking alien. I ain’t fucking teaming with someone who might fucking probe me. Fuck this.. I’m fucking out!
The Trash King stalks off ending the strangest interview in APW history.
