Post by Dre on Apr 12, 2020 14:04:08 GMT -5
OOC: I should note that I primarily had this finished Thursday night but I've been engulfed in Final Fantasy VII Remake since then and lost track of the days gone by so that's why it is written the way it is written.
Main House Strader Ranch
Houston, Texas
April 9th, 2020
[ This was history in the making as the original Cowgirl line up hadn’t been in a match in five years. No one was more pumped however then their father and their uncles, Payton and Kaleb. The three men made their names mean something from tag team wrestling and it was beyond euphoric to see their daughter and nieces back in the game. Payton aka tHE dREAM rEAPER and Kaleb tHE cRIMSON rEAPER were twins and were known as tHE bROTHERS rEAPER. They were dominant, they won the gold wherever they went. Scott Nash Strader was tag team wrestling. It didn’t matter who his partner was; Makaveli The Don, Blitz, tHE dREAM rEAPER, Eric Hartman or The Kumquat Kid the end result was always the same. So when Meghan and Tamika decided to form the Cowgirls From Hell back in 2008 when they were 23 and 18 years old the family was behind them. They felt the pressure of having the Strader Legacy attached to them but it only fueled them to become the most dominant women’s tag team anywhere they went and they planned to do it again now in Alpha Pro Wrestling. The Strader sisters are seated in the living room on the white couch and both are cross-legged on the cushions facing each other leaning against the arms rests. ]
We need to figure out our next move for Monday Night.
Don’t worry, we will. However, we have our first match together in years so we should watch the tapes Victoria put together for us and begin training.
Yeah, no, of course, you are right but Ryan and Stylez are the least of my concerns. We need to hand out receipts to The Architects; Warren and Jones specifically.
Don’t forget Malaka Collins because we definitely will hand them their receipts but if we don’t get preemptive and shut up the, what was it Max called them?
Wednesday Rejects on TNT hahaha.
Well if we don’t shut them up now, they will become a thorn in our sides. Not in a way that would allow them to beat us, but in that annoying way of consistently spouting verbal diarrhea more so than they already do.
So, in essence, we will be doing the APW and it’s awesome fans a huge service.
Exactly. Dad, Uncle Payton, and Uncle Kaleb are putting a ring together out back right now for us to train in between shows since everything is closed due to the pandemic.
Max turned the barn behind the WhiteHouse into a training area. It’s the old WIWA ring they are setting up out back here.
Wow, that’s an old ring! How did they even get it?
I’ve never asked because I don’t wanna know.
[ The sisters hear the front door open and close as their father steps into the living room area. His blonde and grey hair is pulled back and under a solid black bandanna and looks to have worked up quite the sweat in black cowboy boots, ripped blue jeans and an old black and white Cowboys From Hell t-shirt. He wipes his brow before leaning over the back of the couch to kiss both his daughters on the top of their heads. ]
Well girls it took all morning and your uncles crushed a case of Miller High Life but it is done.
A whole case? Is it going to fall apart?
No, we tested it out.
[ By testing it out he meant he jackknife power-bombed both his younger twin brothers and the ring stayed intact. ]
Well thanks pops. That will help with the restlessness. Does Maxine know you did this?
Yeah she’s out there running drills with your drunk uncles. I told Max’s girlfriend to come get you if they start puking all over the ring.
Why would she tell us?
Cause I told her I’m not cleaning it up.
Jesus dad, I’ll go make sure they are ok.
[ Meghan hops over the back of the couch from sitting position and heads outside. When the door closes Scott turns to look at Tamika who’s standing on the couch so she can look her 7 foot 290 lbs father in the eyes. ]
How long have you known Victoria is your granddaughter?
[ For half a second he considers lying to his youngest daughter but he knows she won’t believe him just like her deceased mother never did when he lied to her. ]
Since my birthday party weekend back in London. I noticed everything you noticed and got my hands on one of the bottles of beer she had drunk from. I pulled in a favour at University Hospital and had it tested to my DNA.
[ University Hospital is a world-renowned hospital in London Ontario which is credited for developing the HIV vaccine and open-heart surgery via machines. ]
So you thought she was yours.
In all honesty, yes I thought it was possible. However, the results indicated that she was the offspring of one of my offsprings.
Unless we have more siblings out there somewhere... Meghan must be her mom. Does Meghan know?
[ Scott walks around from behind the couch and sits down as Tamika does as well. The big man takes her left hand between his hands all the while keeping eye contact with her. ]
Not that I’m aware darlin.
Why haven’t you told her?
I want to know if this is a calculated plan by Victoria to hurt Meghan for giving her up for adoption of it is just pure coincidence which is entirely possible. She was put up for adoption in London at the end of August in 2000 and she was raised in the city. I mean its no surprise she grew up in love with wrestling, it runs in her blood.
Speaking of blood... who’s the father?
[ Before Scott can answer they can hear the front door open and in comes Max’s with tears of laughter rolling down her cheeks. ]
What’s up Max, what’s so funny?
Meghan is having a handicap match with your uncles and she schoolboy’d Kaleb but pulled down his shorts and started smacking his ass.
Why is that funny?
Cause he’s wearing a man thong.
[ Scott laughs and is out the door in a hot minute see the image live. Tamika gets up and puts her arm around Max’s shoulder as they start to follow the big man outside. ]
So Max, how did you meet Victoria?
Oh Meghan never told you?
[ So begins the investigation. Tamika knew she had to go about this the right way in order not to raise any questions about hers. ]
Main House Strader Ranch
Houston, Texas
April 10th 2020
[ Meghan and Tamika stand dead centre of the old WIWA (World Internet Wrestling Association) ring Scott Nash Strader had acquired when the company shut down for a piece of personal history as the four Strader brothers found immense success there even if they didn’t know Scott was a Strader at that time. Remember that thing about belonging on Days of Our Lives? Well, the history this family has been through isn’t that much different from the residents of the fictional town of Salem weekdays on NBC. Harold is setting up in the corner of the ring furthest from the house so he uses it as a backdrop of sorts and so he has a good angle of the original lineup of the Cowgirls. Meghan wears her black snakeskin cowboy boots, acid-washed blue jeans, black belt with a gold cFh belt buckle and form-fitting white long-sleeved cFh shirt. Tamika is in a pair of blue old school style Converse shoes, black bell-bottom jeans, and a turquoise blouse with the sleeves rolled up to just past her elbows with the first buttons undone to reveal a wee bit of chesticles. ]
Ready ladies? It’s been a while!
Oh Harold my pill-popping friend we were born ready!
[ Harold nods with a smile. He pulls out his pill bottle and swallows about 8 4mg yellow pills, and starts his countdown. When he hits one he gives the girls the cue they are rolling. The Strader Sisters fill our screens with Meghan on the left and Tamika on the right with what is a hereditary trait in the sneers painted across their faces. As always the esteemed leader welcomes us to the show. ]
A few weeks back when Max and I faced off against Team Disney Lawsuit, Jaice Wilds made the comment he wasn’t worried because it wasn’t the Cowgirls From Hell he remembered. I’m sure a lot of people thought that exact same thing... we came close to proving the naysayers wrong but I got cocky and it cost us a shot at the tag team titles at Battlecade. Well, Tamika is back and that’s not good news for the Wednesday Night Rejects on TNT.
One of them called Maxine a “Cowcunt” right?
LA Johnny Styles my dear sister.
The choice of name play says a lot about this so-called man.
What his stage name or the name he gave Max?
Both.
Good point, Jaice Wilds is more of a man than he is and that’s not saying much.
That Malaka Lex Collins was right, you are a mouthy bitch.
[ Meghan shrugs and Tamika winks at the camera specifically to the Greek man that is North American Champion. ]
Johnny, you ran your mouth pretty hard last week much like you do every week and where exactly did that get you? It got your lines blurred and your shoulders pinned to the mat by my protégé and now for the icing on holy trinity ass-kicking cake, you are facing the original Cowgirls From Hell. You really must’ve pissed off The Powers That Be and I can see how you could. You’re arrogant with nothing to back it up. You speak like a 13-year-old white boy who thinks he’s a little gangsta with his silly little tattoos and what is that, blue hair? Pathetic.
We grew up in this business. Our father is a legend. Our Uncles are legends. Our grandfather is a legend. We are legends and we aren’t anywhere near close to being finished. You are a little child in an adult's world. You don’t grasp consequence. You don’t grasp what is right and what is wrong. You can’t think for yourself which you proved at Battlecade. You are a brown-nosed little shit who’s going to get a notch in the loss column.
You know how many Johnny Stylez we’ve seen in our lives? Too many, it’s like you little fuckers grow on trees. You little boy have picked the wrong fight with the wrong women. We’ve made our living exposing shitty wrestlers like yourself for what they are: garbage. You are the epitome of what’s wrong in wrestling. Smith Jones once said I was everything that’s wrong with the business because I made a sexual innuendo about me and my husband- - -
- - - God forbid!
I know right? Well, that just tells me he’s never sat through one of your joke of promos. Your ridiculous antics, that idiotic purposeful pronunciation of words, the Spongebob “a few moments later” shtick, and your inability to get the job done are all clues that you are a fraud and a joke. Max went over it but I feel it's necessary to rehash her points because they are absolutely valid especially when it’s not a rookie coming after you this week... its two purebred wrestlers. You make your debut against Jason Ryan and get the win but we tend to agree with Max in her opinion he threw that match for you. Your second match you are exposed to being a talentless hack when the actual talented El Muertos pinned your ass.
Then my personal favourite part was when you turned on him at Battlecade joining Max’s Menstrual Cycle.
So we are gonna start that?
Why not? It’s fitting.
Carry on.
[ Meghan begins to her pre-match warm-up behind Tamika stretching and bouncing off the ropes as the baby sister continues on. ]
Then the following week you go down to one-third of the Cowgirls From Hell. You can make all the excuses you want about you why you lost but it was a fair clean win for OUR little ball of chaos. Now, this week you get the women that had a hand in making her who she is today.
[ Her waving index finger ends up pretty close to the lens as she makes her point. Meghan nods in agreement with Tamika as she takes back over ]
So that leaves Jason Ryan, leader of this little group of rejects. Like Max pointed out last week I did get it wrong about MMG, they don’t look like they belong on TNT you do. Your little circle jerk you call a faction doesn’t belong in Alpha Pro Wrestling. I mean you are the leader of this group based around a menstrual cycle according to a few and you have a 2 and 7 record! 2 and 7! I hope I don’t have to tell you but that’s an abysmal record. I’m not sure who’s more of a joke... you or John Blade. Oh, now I get the idea behind your new look. Jared Leto wants his role back.
Not everyone is going to win every match all of the time. Anyone with any sense knows that but when you start proclaiming to be the best you actually better resemble it at least somewhat. Instead, you think you fooled everyone but attacking a guy who’s trying to get over underhandedly for no reason other than the fact you could. While all three of us don’t deny the potential that Spanish Death Machine has but you went after him because the challenge wasn’t that great when it's 3 on 1. Unlike us who targeted the Architects. We saw who the best was here and we began to let our intentions be known. When have you ever seen these three men so at odds with each other? The tension is building friction and we are the foremen and they are the architects to their own destruction. To reiterate to the initial point that you don’t like a challenge it’s no wonder you act the way you do.
All three of us in c.F.h despise people like you. You don’t represent what the business is about. You don’t care about a great career otherwise you wouldn’t be 2 and 7. You would’ve gone for a more impact move then getting Stylez to join the circle jerk club or trying to wrestle an unwilling wrestler into your group with 250K on the line if she won. We don’t know Red Riot as well as we probably should but we know even if she had lost to you somehow she’d still outperform all four of you buffoons. Might’ve even gotten you to top billing status here in Alpha Pro Wrestling because you have proven week in and week out you just don’t have what it takes to run with the big dogs.
And we are the big dogs. We give a damn about this company and we are the ones to lead it into the future. That future goes through the Architect’s at the end of it all but in the meantime, you have been put in our paths. It’s just unfortunate for your mothers they are going to have seen their baby boys left in a pool of blood however it is on them for raising men like you.
We’ve been called everything under the sun, Jason. Inbred, Lesbians, Honky Tonks, and that is just by the current APW World Champion. Imagine what we heard in the ten years we spent together. I mean the Strader Dynasty stems out of Texas so I imagine a couple of cousins have happened here or there. Meghan was with Anna Mathews for awhile but is married to Dustin now. I can’t say I’ve been with another woman but I certainly love my African American husband.
She’s talking about his dick.
Meghan!
Hey Max isn’t up here with us so someone has to be funny.
The point is it doesn’t matter what you say or do, or how much money or skill you have because we will trump you on each and every part of that comparison you like to make about yours every time someone pays attention to you. Collectively our love of wrestling is strongest in what we do with our careers but we are CEO’s and owners of music labels, the family used to be involved in oil until we discovered how much money could be made from green energy while also helping the planet.
YES! YES! YES!
[ Harold pans over to outside the ring where Max is sitting in a steel chair eating out of a bag of popcorn. He glides smoothly back to the centre of the ring. ]
I’m sorry, that kind of intellectual thought is way over your head so I’ll try and dumb it down for you the absolute best I can. We are simply better than you and your rejects. We will bring pride that only people with talent brings. We are natural-born wrestlers and come Monday night we are gonna shove one of Max’s tampons right up your ass’s to stop the bleeding. Cancel the subscription to your problems, it’s of no interest to us.
But don’t worry Ryan we have a new role for you... playing the part of an Everlast punching bag and our fists are taped and ready.
[ The sisters look at each other then back to the camera with the sneers printed across their faces. ]
cFh: Shhh... do you hear that?
[ The scene fades to the cow skull logo of cFh. Again while the promotional video might be over the lives of the Strader family never stops. Harold begins packing up his equipment as Max slides under the red ropes of the ring to huddle with her teammates. ]
Wow that was great! It’s like you two never missed a beat.
[ Meghan and Tamika smile as it’s always nice to hear you still got it. ]
No matter the pairing, the Cowgirls will always be the team to beat.
And don’t worry Max, we will show that waste of space of Stylez how inconsequential he actually is.
I almost feel bad for Jason Ryan, he seriously backed the wrong horse.
You?! You feel bad?!
I said almost. We all have to lay in the bed we make.
[ Max laughs and hugs both the sisters. ]
I really do love you both, I don’t know where my life would’ve taken me if it hadn’t been for the Strader family.
You are one of us now, that’s all that matters.
[ As Tamika embraces her she can see Victoria making her way towards the old wrestling ring. Max notices and leaps over the top rope to run and embrace her lover and manager. Tamika watches the two closely and Meghan can’t help but notice. ]
That’s quite the intense look on your face, Meeks. Penny for your thoughts?
Huh, what? No sorry just lost in thought.
Well don’t think too hard because you know what thought did...
[ Tamika shakes her head as she finishes the bad joke. ]
Thought he farted but shit himself. I know, I know. You are turning into dad.
Low blow sis, low blow.
[ Meghan heads out of the ring towards Maxine and Victoria leaving Tamika to watch them all for a few seconds before heading inside to her son and husband. ]
Main House Strader Ranch
Houston, Texas
April 9th, 2020
[ This was history in the making as the original Cowgirl line up hadn’t been in a match in five years. No one was more pumped however then their father and their uncles, Payton and Kaleb. The three men made their names mean something from tag team wrestling and it was beyond euphoric to see their daughter and nieces back in the game. Payton aka tHE dREAM rEAPER and Kaleb tHE cRIMSON rEAPER were twins and were known as tHE bROTHERS rEAPER. They were dominant, they won the gold wherever they went. Scott Nash Strader was tag team wrestling. It didn’t matter who his partner was; Makaveli The Don, Blitz, tHE dREAM rEAPER, Eric Hartman or The Kumquat Kid the end result was always the same. So when Meghan and Tamika decided to form the Cowgirls From Hell back in 2008 when they were 23 and 18 years old the family was behind them. They felt the pressure of having the Strader Legacy attached to them but it only fueled them to become the most dominant women’s tag team anywhere they went and they planned to do it again now in Alpha Pro Wrestling. The Strader sisters are seated in the living room on the white couch and both are cross-legged on the cushions facing each other leaning against the arms rests. ]
We need to figure out our next move for Monday Night.
Don’t worry, we will. However, we have our first match together in years so we should watch the tapes Victoria put together for us and begin training.
Yeah, no, of course, you are right but Ryan and Stylez are the least of my concerns. We need to hand out receipts to The Architects; Warren and Jones specifically.
Don’t forget Malaka Collins because we definitely will hand them their receipts but if we don’t get preemptive and shut up the, what was it Max called them?
Wednesday Rejects on TNT hahaha.
Well if we don’t shut them up now, they will become a thorn in our sides. Not in a way that would allow them to beat us, but in that annoying way of consistently spouting verbal diarrhea more so than they already do.
So, in essence, we will be doing the APW and it’s awesome fans a huge service.
Exactly. Dad, Uncle Payton, and Uncle Kaleb are putting a ring together out back right now for us to train in between shows since everything is closed due to the pandemic.
Max turned the barn behind the WhiteHouse into a training area. It’s the old WIWA ring they are setting up out back here.
Wow, that’s an old ring! How did they even get it?
I’ve never asked because I don’t wanna know.
[ The sisters hear the front door open and close as their father steps into the living room area. His blonde and grey hair is pulled back and under a solid black bandanna and looks to have worked up quite the sweat in black cowboy boots, ripped blue jeans and an old black and white Cowboys From Hell t-shirt. He wipes his brow before leaning over the back of the couch to kiss both his daughters on the top of their heads. ]
Well girls it took all morning and your uncles crushed a case of Miller High Life but it is done.
A whole case? Is it going to fall apart?
No, we tested it out.
[ By testing it out he meant he jackknife power-bombed both his younger twin brothers and the ring stayed intact. ]
Well thanks pops. That will help with the restlessness. Does Maxine know you did this?
Yeah she’s out there running drills with your drunk uncles. I told Max’s girlfriend to come get you if they start puking all over the ring.
Why would she tell us?
Cause I told her I’m not cleaning it up.
Jesus dad, I’ll go make sure they are ok.
[ Meghan hops over the back of the couch from sitting position and heads outside. When the door closes Scott turns to look at Tamika who’s standing on the couch so she can look her 7 foot 290 lbs father in the eyes. ]
How long have you known Victoria is your granddaughter?
[ For half a second he considers lying to his youngest daughter but he knows she won’t believe him just like her deceased mother never did when he lied to her. ]
Since my birthday party weekend back in London. I noticed everything you noticed and got my hands on one of the bottles of beer she had drunk from. I pulled in a favour at University Hospital and had it tested to my DNA.
[ University Hospital is a world-renowned hospital in London Ontario which is credited for developing the HIV vaccine and open-heart surgery via machines. ]
So you thought she was yours.
In all honesty, yes I thought it was possible. However, the results indicated that she was the offspring of one of my offsprings.
Unless we have more siblings out there somewhere... Meghan must be her mom. Does Meghan know?
[ Scott walks around from behind the couch and sits down as Tamika does as well. The big man takes her left hand between his hands all the while keeping eye contact with her. ]
Not that I’m aware darlin.
Why haven’t you told her?
I want to know if this is a calculated plan by Victoria to hurt Meghan for giving her up for adoption of it is just pure coincidence which is entirely possible. She was put up for adoption in London at the end of August in 2000 and she was raised in the city. I mean its no surprise she grew up in love with wrestling, it runs in her blood.
Speaking of blood... who’s the father?
[ Before Scott can answer they can hear the front door open and in comes Max’s with tears of laughter rolling down her cheeks. ]
What’s up Max, what’s so funny?
Meghan is having a handicap match with your uncles and she schoolboy’d Kaleb but pulled down his shorts and started smacking his ass.
Why is that funny?
Cause he’s wearing a man thong.
[ Scott laughs and is out the door in a hot minute see the image live. Tamika gets up and puts her arm around Max’s shoulder as they start to follow the big man outside. ]
So Max, how did you meet Victoria?
Oh Meghan never told you?
[ So begins the investigation. Tamika knew she had to go about this the right way in order not to raise any questions about hers. ]
Main House Strader Ranch
Houston, Texas
April 10th 2020
[ Meghan and Tamika stand dead centre of the old WIWA (World Internet Wrestling Association) ring Scott Nash Strader had acquired when the company shut down for a piece of personal history as the four Strader brothers found immense success there even if they didn’t know Scott was a Strader at that time. Remember that thing about belonging on Days of Our Lives? Well, the history this family has been through isn’t that much different from the residents of the fictional town of Salem weekdays on NBC. Harold is setting up in the corner of the ring furthest from the house so he uses it as a backdrop of sorts and so he has a good angle of the original lineup of the Cowgirls. Meghan wears her black snakeskin cowboy boots, acid-washed blue jeans, black belt with a gold cFh belt buckle and form-fitting white long-sleeved cFh shirt. Tamika is in a pair of blue old school style Converse shoes, black bell-bottom jeans, and a turquoise blouse with the sleeves rolled up to just past her elbows with the first buttons undone to reveal a wee bit of chesticles. ]
Ready ladies? It’s been a while!
Oh Harold my pill-popping friend we were born ready!
[ Harold nods with a smile. He pulls out his pill bottle and swallows about 8 4mg yellow pills, and starts his countdown. When he hits one he gives the girls the cue they are rolling. The Strader Sisters fill our screens with Meghan on the left and Tamika on the right with what is a hereditary trait in the sneers painted across their faces. As always the esteemed leader welcomes us to the show. ]
A few weeks back when Max and I faced off against Team Disney Lawsuit, Jaice Wilds made the comment he wasn’t worried because it wasn’t the Cowgirls From Hell he remembered. I’m sure a lot of people thought that exact same thing... we came close to proving the naysayers wrong but I got cocky and it cost us a shot at the tag team titles at Battlecade. Well, Tamika is back and that’s not good news for the Wednesday Night Rejects on TNT.
One of them called Maxine a “Cowcunt” right?
LA Johnny Styles my dear sister.
The choice of name play says a lot about this so-called man.
What his stage name or the name he gave Max?
Both.
Good point, Jaice Wilds is more of a man than he is and that’s not saying much.
That Malaka Lex Collins was right, you are a mouthy bitch.
[ Meghan shrugs and Tamika winks at the camera specifically to the Greek man that is North American Champion. ]
Johnny, you ran your mouth pretty hard last week much like you do every week and where exactly did that get you? It got your lines blurred and your shoulders pinned to the mat by my protégé and now for the icing on holy trinity ass-kicking cake, you are facing the original Cowgirls From Hell. You really must’ve pissed off The Powers That Be and I can see how you could. You’re arrogant with nothing to back it up. You speak like a 13-year-old white boy who thinks he’s a little gangsta with his silly little tattoos and what is that, blue hair? Pathetic.
We grew up in this business. Our father is a legend. Our Uncles are legends. Our grandfather is a legend. We are legends and we aren’t anywhere near close to being finished. You are a little child in an adult's world. You don’t grasp consequence. You don’t grasp what is right and what is wrong. You can’t think for yourself which you proved at Battlecade. You are a brown-nosed little shit who’s going to get a notch in the loss column.
You know how many Johnny Stylez we’ve seen in our lives? Too many, it’s like you little fuckers grow on trees. You little boy have picked the wrong fight with the wrong women. We’ve made our living exposing shitty wrestlers like yourself for what they are: garbage. You are the epitome of what’s wrong in wrestling. Smith Jones once said I was everything that’s wrong with the business because I made a sexual innuendo about me and my husband- - -
- - - God forbid!
I know right? Well, that just tells me he’s never sat through one of your joke of promos. Your ridiculous antics, that idiotic purposeful pronunciation of words, the Spongebob “a few moments later” shtick, and your inability to get the job done are all clues that you are a fraud and a joke. Max went over it but I feel it's necessary to rehash her points because they are absolutely valid especially when it’s not a rookie coming after you this week... its two purebred wrestlers. You make your debut against Jason Ryan and get the win but we tend to agree with Max in her opinion he threw that match for you. Your second match you are exposed to being a talentless hack when the actual talented El Muertos pinned your ass.
Then my personal favourite part was when you turned on him at Battlecade joining Max’s Menstrual Cycle.
So we are gonna start that?
Why not? It’s fitting.
Carry on.
[ Meghan begins to her pre-match warm-up behind Tamika stretching and bouncing off the ropes as the baby sister continues on. ]
Then the following week you go down to one-third of the Cowgirls From Hell. You can make all the excuses you want about you why you lost but it was a fair clean win for OUR little ball of chaos. Now, this week you get the women that had a hand in making her who she is today.
[ Her waving index finger ends up pretty close to the lens as she makes her point. Meghan nods in agreement with Tamika as she takes back over ]
So that leaves Jason Ryan, leader of this little group of rejects. Like Max pointed out last week I did get it wrong about MMG, they don’t look like they belong on TNT you do. Your little circle jerk you call a faction doesn’t belong in Alpha Pro Wrestling. I mean you are the leader of this group based around a menstrual cycle according to a few and you have a 2 and 7 record! 2 and 7! I hope I don’t have to tell you but that’s an abysmal record. I’m not sure who’s more of a joke... you or John Blade. Oh, now I get the idea behind your new look. Jared Leto wants his role back.
Not everyone is going to win every match all of the time. Anyone with any sense knows that but when you start proclaiming to be the best you actually better resemble it at least somewhat. Instead, you think you fooled everyone but attacking a guy who’s trying to get over underhandedly for no reason other than the fact you could. While all three of us don’t deny the potential that Spanish Death Machine has but you went after him because the challenge wasn’t that great when it's 3 on 1. Unlike us who targeted the Architects. We saw who the best was here and we began to let our intentions be known. When have you ever seen these three men so at odds with each other? The tension is building friction and we are the foremen and they are the architects to their own destruction. To reiterate to the initial point that you don’t like a challenge it’s no wonder you act the way you do.
All three of us in c.F.h despise people like you. You don’t represent what the business is about. You don’t care about a great career otherwise you wouldn’t be 2 and 7. You would’ve gone for a more impact move then getting Stylez to join the circle jerk club or trying to wrestle an unwilling wrestler into your group with 250K on the line if she won. We don’t know Red Riot as well as we probably should but we know even if she had lost to you somehow she’d still outperform all four of you buffoons. Might’ve even gotten you to top billing status here in Alpha Pro Wrestling because you have proven week in and week out you just don’t have what it takes to run with the big dogs.
And we are the big dogs. We give a damn about this company and we are the ones to lead it into the future. That future goes through the Architect’s at the end of it all but in the meantime, you have been put in our paths. It’s just unfortunate for your mothers they are going to have seen their baby boys left in a pool of blood however it is on them for raising men like you.
We’ve been called everything under the sun, Jason. Inbred, Lesbians, Honky Tonks, and that is just by the current APW World Champion. Imagine what we heard in the ten years we spent together. I mean the Strader Dynasty stems out of Texas so I imagine a couple of cousins have happened here or there. Meghan was with Anna Mathews for awhile but is married to Dustin now. I can’t say I’ve been with another woman but I certainly love my African American husband.
She’s talking about his dick.
Meghan!
Hey Max isn’t up here with us so someone has to be funny.
The point is it doesn’t matter what you say or do, or how much money or skill you have because we will trump you on each and every part of that comparison you like to make about yours every time someone pays attention to you. Collectively our love of wrestling is strongest in what we do with our careers but we are CEO’s and owners of music labels, the family used to be involved in oil until we discovered how much money could be made from green energy while also helping the planet.
YES! YES! YES!
[ Harold pans over to outside the ring where Max is sitting in a steel chair eating out of a bag of popcorn. He glides smoothly back to the centre of the ring. ]
I’m sorry, that kind of intellectual thought is way over your head so I’ll try and dumb it down for you the absolute best I can. We are simply better than you and your rejects. We will bring pride that only people with talent brings. We are natural-born wrestlers and come Monday night we are gonna shove one of Max’s tampons right up your ass’s to stop the bleeding. Cancel the subscription to your problems, it’s of no interest to us.
But don’t worry Ryan we have a new role for you... playing the part of an Everlast punching bag and our fists are taped and ready.
[ The sisters look at each other then back to the camera with the sneers printed across their faces. ]
cFh: Shhh... do you hear that?
[ The scene fades to the cow skull logo of cFh. Again while the promotional video might be over the lives of the Strader family never stops. Harold begins packing up his equipment as Max slides under the red ropes of the ring to huddle with her teammates. ]
Wow that was great! It’s like you two never missed a beat.
[ Meghan and Tamika smile as it’s always nice to hear you still got it. ]
No matter the pairing, the Cowgirls will always be the team to beat.
And don’t worry Max, we will show that waste of space of Stylez how inconsequential he actually is.
I almost feel bad for Jason Ryan, he seriously backed the wrong horse.
You?! You feel bad?!
I said almost. We all have to lay in the bed we make.
[ Max laughs and hugs both the sisters. ]
I really do love you both, I don’t know where my life would’ve taken me if it hadn’t been for the Strader family.
You are one of us now, that’s all that matters.
[ As Tamika embraces her she can see Victoria making her way towards the old wrestling ring. Max notices and leaps over the top rope to run and embrace her lover and manager. Tamika watches the two closely and Meghan can’t help but notice. ]
That’s quite the intense look on your face, Meeks. Penny for your thoughts?
Huh, what? No sorry just lost in thought.
Well don’t think too hard because you know what thought did...
[ Tamika shakes her head as she finishes the bad joke. ]
Thought he farted but shit himself. I know, I know. You are turning into dad.
Low blow sis, low blow.
[ Meghan heads out of the ring towards Maxine and Victoria leaving Tamika to watch them all for a few seconds before heading inside to her son and husband. ]
