Post by Dre on Apr 8, 2020 0:44:06 GMT -5
OOC: Only part on Camera is the Dani stuff.
Coleman Coliseum
Tuscaloosa, AlabamaColeman Coliseum
April 6th 2020
After Metal
[ Max sits on the bench in the locker of the Cowgirls From Hell with a ice pack being pressed gently against her head by her girlfriend and manager Victoria. Tamika and Meghan stand in over in the corner furthest from the door heads down in contemplation. Max looks up at her partners and asks that burning what question. ]
So, what’s next? I mean I can tell you what the two top titles in this company taste like if that helps.
I don’t mean to sound out of place but where were you two? We really could’ve used some help out there.
[ Four to two are not usually the best odds to come out on top when you are the latter of the two.]
Little Scotty needed his momma on FaceTime so I was outside in the RV.
I was watching from in here on the monitor and it took me too long to get the door open. Someone wedged something into the frame outside. I’m sorry Maxine. That’s twice I’ve let you down now.
[ Max gets up from the bench walks over to Meghan without hesitation embracing her in a hug. ]
Tamika said it earlier sometimes shit doesn't always go as planned besides it is war...
And blood always spills on both sides.
To think we didn’t triple team Smith... says a lot.
[ Max adds to Smith Jones as she goes to sit down. ]
Maybe I was seeing things but Juggy stopped Damon from doing something bad with that kendo stick.
The kids got a point. What if Smith doesn’t have the mean streak within himself to actually stop us?
[ Meghan sure hoped he did. She and Max targeted him and his allies right away because they saw they were the top dogs and in Meghan’s mind if he didn’t have that he definitely shouldn’t be in his position. ]
Maybe but I think he’s like you two in he’d rather it be his hands that cause pain, not a weapon. Either way we will get back at all three of them and Damon’s husband will learn to never lay a hand on my lady again.
Well let’s get our shit together we got about a ten hour drive back to Houston so we have plenty of time to plan.
[ No sooner than the words left the Cowgirl leaders mouth there a knock on the door. The four women glance at each other and prepare for a fight. Meghan opens the door to find Dani Applegate standing there with her camera crew. Meghan motions for her to come in with her hand and tilt of the head. ]
You must really life us to come see us after a show.
I like that you let me ask the questions I want to ask and don’t give me pre-written ones. Plus you are pretty straightforward. Makes a woman’s job easier around here.
We get it, there’s a lot of fools in these parts. Speaking of fools, did you want to talk to Max about her opponent tonight?
Yes and I would like all of your thoughts on the Bloodline and the Architects! But yes, Maxine how does it feel to pick up your first win, especially over a very flamboyant superstar like LA Johnny Stylez?
[ Max gets up from the bench and moves to stand beside Dani Applegate. ]
It felt really damn good to shut his mouth. We have a rule within the Cowgirls that we don’t watch anything our opponent that week says about us until after the match.
Why do you do that?
We like to see if we know our competition as well as we think we do. So I watched it as Victoria tended to the bump on my head courtesy of the cowardly Architects and I’m so thankful the result was in my favour. I know us three agree and hoping others do as well because it is basic common sense but in order to be cocky you need to be able to back it up otherwise you come across like a assclown which he definitely succeeded at. I wipe my boots clean of that guy and the rest of the dumbasses that are in stable based around my menstrual cycle. They do not belong anywhere near the main event or this company in general. Meghan said once said Corey Black in APW is whistling ‘Stranger in Paradise’ but really that’s LA Johnny Stylez.
Right after you and your manager were the end of a blindside attack with The Architects triple teaming you and the World Champions husband detaining your help at ringside, what are you feeling after such a attack?
Educated.
Educated in what?
What the World and North American titles taste like. I don’t think Damon cleaned the Jughead off the strap.
I’m almost afraid to ask... what does it taste like?
Sour milk and regret from a left handed masturbator.
[ Meghan and Tamika join their partner in the interview with a interjection to stop Maxine from taking it to a really weird place. ]
In our experience only cowards attack from behind with 4 to 2 ratio.
I thought Smitty was above that. Now I know.
How were they able to get Maxine alone for that long without either of you showing up?
Someone messed with our locker room door and it took a few minutes to get out there.
I imagine there will be some form of retribution for this attack? Or is it even since you, Meghan, laid out Smith after his win over the Situation?
I mean, there was three of us to his one but did you see my sister or Max jump in on it? No, but moving forward there is no guarantee it’s gonna happen that way again.
It’s also the first and last time they will get that kind of upper hand on us. Whether it’s the Architects or Max’s Menstrual Cycle, no one will ever get the opportunity to be cowards and attack in greater numbers.
Basically they have done fucked up and gonna get it without a kiss.
Alright Dani we got a long ride ahead of us. You know the way out.
[ Dani scoffs at the abrupt end but does as suggested and heads out of the locker room with her cameras. ]
Come next Monday I think we need to let a few people on this roster know we aren’t to be fucked with.
Max started it tonight, and hopefully we get matched up against another proving point.
Wouldn’t it be funny if you two faced Ryan and Stylez?
[ The girls all share a laugh as they finish getting ready to leave. ]
