Post by Jason Ryan on Mar 31, 2020 17:06:15 GMT -5
What the hell did we just witness?! Jason and Johnny are shaking hands with shit eating grins on their faces! Minutes earlier they were destroying each other in this hotly contested tag match and now they're acting like best friends! Confetti is flying from the ceiling, and the Bloodline is spraying Johnny down with champagne, they’re acting like they just won the Daytona 500! The fans are in a state of confusion, what the hell just happened?! Jason grabs a microphone.
Just when you fuckers think you have the answers The Bloodline changes the questions. This entire buildup to Bloodline’s Battlecade has been us pulling the wool over your fucking eyes! Johnny here has been a secret member of The Bloodline for a couple weeks now. But Johnny much like myself has a flair for the dramatics so we got together and we asked ourselves, how can we fuck with their minds? And once this tag match was announced, it was me divinely intervening. Because I would never deny a member of my family the chance to shine. And after that fluke victory El Muertos, that piece of shut, has over Johnny, it was too perfect. So I told Johnny to wait before making himself known. Cause I wanted everyone to think Johnny and I hated each other, because you people just don’t know how to think, if you did, you’d notice a few things.
The fans boo loudly and begin to chant “ Die Jason die! Die Jason die! Die Jason die!”. Jason just smirks
Shut your insignificant mouths while you are in the presence of God! Now where was I? Oh yes, you’d see how it was glaringly obvious that Johnny has been one of us. His attitude fits, the fact he is superior to everyone else here is obvious, he is a perfect fit for my Bloodline. It’s like I’ve been telling you people. Whenever The Bloodline shows up you witness greatness! You should be on your knees and bowing down to us right now! We are the greatest thing to happen to this shit hole! If it weren’t for us this company would be closing its doors right now. We are the ones you people pay to see, we have the five star matches, we are the gods of Professional Wrestling, we are everything you fuckers are not. We are educated, we are rich, we are famous, we are the very reason APW is still afloat. And the best part, we aren’t going anywhere. We are always gonna be here with smiles on our faces, we will wrestle our matches with smiles on our faces, then we’ll go get our checks and look at management with smiles on our faces. And fooling you and fooling you and fooling you and fooling you. Because The Bloodline is F-f-f- Forever and everything we do is just too sweet!
The fans begin to throw things in the ring clearly pissed off. Jason just stands there, clearly loving every bit of it, soaking up the boos
We told you this was an invasion, that APW would soon be Bloodline Entertainment Wrestling and this is proof of that. If one soldier switches sides in this war, imagine how many else will?! The Bloodline run the show, we run the wrestling world, we run each and every single one of your shitty lives! The Bloodline wins once again. And if anyone has a problem with it, fuck you! Suck our perfect dicks!
Jason takes a drink from the champagne being passed around and grabs a Bloodline shirt. He hands it to Johnny who smirks and puts it on. The members of The Bloodline stand in the center of the ring and Too Sweets in the middle of the ring.
