Post by BonnieBlue on Mar 30, 2020 20:01:29 GMT -5
Alpha Pro Wrestling Presents:
Battlecade
March 30th, 2020
Live From: Hanger 18
Seating capacity: 19,000
Exclusive to NETFLIX
Nineteen-thousand-plus men and women in uniform pack the legendary Hangar 18, faces covered by respirators and medical masks that altogether fail to soften the loud cheers as smoke fills the makeshift arena and lasers strobe through the thick, roiling fog. A video package plays on the AlphaTron, depicting soldiers from every branch of the service; marching in formation, training on obstacle courses, practicing marksmanship on the range, intercut with images of the same military personnel lending humanitarian aid: digging wells, building shelters and hospitals, distributing medical supplies and food. More candid scenes replace those, showing the service-persons at home with their families, or posing for pictures with children and refugees in far-off countries. The video package ends with stock footage of fighter jets in formation, spewing red, white, and blue exhaust as they engage in a complex aerial routine before it fades to black. The American flag waves in resolute determination, with the words “THANK YOU” stamped in bold across it.
As the video ends, the lights come up, illuminating three figures on the stage: Mike Clearwater, Jonah St. Remington, and special guest host Giorgio Tsukalos! The fans pop big and all three men wave cheerfully.
Clearwater: WELCOME! TO! BATTLECADE!
Remi: YES! MAKE SOME NOISE! Tonight is all about YOU -- our brave men and women serving this country at home and abroad! APW salutes you with this tribute!
Giorgio: It is our pleasure, and my great honor, to be here tonight to present this event to you fine people -- human and otherwise, am I right?
A moderate pop from the crowd as Tsukalos makes air quotes with his fingers while mouthing the word “ALIENS.”
Giorgio: Right! And tonight, Alpha Pro Wrestling is bringing you the finest combat sports in the world with an ALL-ARCHITECTS MAIN EVENT!
HUGE pop! Half the crowd starts a “SMITTY!” chant, while the other half starts a competing “DAMON!” chant.
Clearwater: Yes! In an unprecedented turn of events, Damon Warrens won the World Title Contendership Battle Royal for the right to compete against his longtime friend and fellow Architect -- YOUR World Champion, Smith Jones!
Remi: YES! Tie down those saucers you’ve got hidden in here, ‘cause this main event is gonna blow the roof off this place!
Giorgio: Plus, tonight sees the final round of the APW Tag Title Invitational Tournament! The Man Made Gods, Corey Black and Frank Patrick Venable, go toe to toe with the Enforcers -- Odin Balfore and Alex Richards -- with the Alpha Pro Tag Titles on the line!
Clearwater: That’s one ACTION-packed co-main event!
Remi: Bro, did you just make a pun?
Clearwater: Yes, I did, Remi! And how about that Junior Heavyweight Triple Threat? John Blade and Alex Scott both gunning for Eli Beazley’s strap! Anything could happen!
Remi: Aliens?
Giorgio: MAYBE! But probably not. This time. They’ll be too busy watching the intense action as Aaron Osmosis faces off against Red Riot! And the Bloodline’s own Jason Ryan and Aaron Blaze stand across the ring from the unlikely duo of LA Johnny Stylez and El Muertos!
Clearwater: Not to mention two young superstars set to debut here in Dayton tonight! Jimmy Goodnight versus Mike “The Situation” Matthews in our opening bout!
Remi: Also, dude, last week we might have witnessed the murder of billionaire tech mogul, boy genius, and APW investor Zion Simmons! The man singlehandedly responsible for the tag tournament in the first place, after he bought out the contracts of former tag champs, the Canadian Coalition!
Giorgio: We have the makings of a mystery on our hands! That guy had a lot of enemies -- but how many of them would have taken it this far?
Remi: Smart money’s on Mark Cuban, bro. Outside chance of Elon Musk.
Clearwater: One way or another, I’m betting tonight will yield more clues! But until then, let’s get ready for BATTLECADE!