Post by Jason Ryan on Mar 13, 2020 0:21:38 GMT -5
Jason is seen wearing a black suit wearing a pair of reading glasses reading a book. He is sitting in his living room that has plenty of pictures upon pictures of himself with a roaring fire in the fireplace. Jason looks up at the camera
Oh hello, I didn't see you there. You may be wondering what I'm reading. Why, it's only the best book ever written by man, it's my life story, oh so appropriately worded I Came I Saw I Conquered.
Jason held up the book to reveal the cover which is Jason holding up a championship title in the middle of a wrestling ring with bright lights on him. Jason then takes off his reading glasses and hooks them on his shirt
You see, some see me as a narcissist and because I know you fans lack any sort of intelligence whatsoever so I'll go ahead and tell you the definition of the word. A narcissist is someone who suffers from Narcissist Personality Disorder, NPD for short. It is of course a noun, I'll give you people a couple minutes to google what a noun is as I know none of you ever went to school. Done? Good. Anyway the definition of the word is someone who has an excessive interest or admiration of themselves and disregards other people, seeing them as inferior. This infatuation, if you will with themselves is usually unwarranted as the people that suffer from NPD usually never accomplish anything in life. You people must have me confused with Irina. Because I can assure you, I have very good reason to love being me. I am rich, I am famous, I just starred in a box office hit and I actually have to be back in Hollywood so I can start work on another movie, this one is some sort of thriller, horror type. Apparently I play a guy who has some sort of disorder where he sees the world as bleak and dreary and he is haunted by his own personal demons which makes him act out. So it's basically the character Flop tries to play but because Flop is a failure in every sense of the word and doesn't understand the concept of character work, I guess I will show him how it's done. Because myself and The Bloodline are the only people that have standards. We are the gold standard of professional wrestling.
Jason drinks from his glass of wine on the coffee table and gives a small smile
You see, I may love myself but when your life is as good as mine, you're allowed to be arrogant. When you are the future of the company, the heir to the throne if you will, you can get a little cocky. And when your life is so much better than everyone else's, it causes your co-workers to become jealous, hence the current conspiracy to hold me down and make sure I don't claim what is none and that is, the World Heavyweight Championship. Cause you see, as it is detailed in this here book, I have earned nothing but good things in my life, note my lifestyle. I have clawed and scratched for everything I have in my life. But someone who doesn't deserve anything, someone who is just like you people, is my opponent Johnny Stylez. You see Johnny is some normal guy with no talent, nothing going on in his life. Like all of you peeple, he is just another mouth breather that The Bloodline is going to purge. Speaking of which my Bloodline will be there for my match, in our very own VIP section. Front row seats because unlike you sick disgusting people who have to whore out your own families just to afford tickets, the price for front row tickets is nothing to The Bloodline. And after I pin Johnny, my Bloodline and I are going to dispose of him like the trash he is.
Jason sits back and sets the book aside before sipping from his wine glass again
Now, Mister Stylez, I must confess, I didn't see all of your promo because I had no idea what you were saying and it honestly gave me a migrain watching it. Something about how I was born out of my mother's asshole when she thought she was cramping... I don't think you know how that works but, I cannot blame you. You've clearly never been with a woman. Well, none that are not related to you. Honestly,you're nothing special, just another idiot, another buffoon because those are in such short supply here in this company aren' they? You people want to say I'm terrible, at least I know fucking English which my opponent does not. Now Johnny, southern succotash Mister Stylez, I understand you call yourself " The Don of Disrespect" but all you did was make yourself look stupid. I didn't feel disrespected, I wasn't paying attention, I was too busy laughing at all the words you mispronounced that I learned how to say in elementary school. I don't know what it is about APW that attracts special needs adults, maybe this is the only wrestling company they can get a job. Johnny, you may not know this but here in APW, the horrible management feels the need to have me work with every bottom feeder, every parasite that has difficulty in forming a sentence. You also said I have no chrismia... I'm glad you brought this up, it's something I've been wanting to address.
Jason refills his wine glass and stands up
I am not here to entertain the parasites in the crowd, the disgusting swine that buy tickets and stuff their faces the entire time. I am not here for the fans, I wish they wouldn't show up so I wouldn't have to hear their voices, so I wouldn't have to see their fifty pound faces and their beady eyes that lack any form of understanding. Charisma, Johnny is a skill that only men like you need. I will concede that you are more charismatic than I but that's because you have to over compensate for the fact that you have nothing else to offer. You have to be loud, be over the top to hide the fact that at the end of the day, all you are is style over substance. You're like a Twinkie. It looks good, it's appealing but once you read what's in it, you realize it's nothing but sugar. Which is just like you. You have to yell and scream and make a big show but when we really analyze you Stylez, all we see is a illiterate man child. Johnny, you need to realize something. I am the most hated man in APW , in wrestling terms I am the biggest heel in this company. Because unlike you, I know what I am doing. This match does not matter, because I am above wins and losses, I have transcended that. I am bulletproof, should I fall, all I need do is just cut a promo and it will wash right away, as if it never happened. Johnny, I'll put this in terms even you can understand. I have transcended mortality. I am no longer a man but a god. And since I'm a god, I am unaffected by what mortals say and do. Much like how a human doesn't care what a spider thinks before they kill it, I do not care what simpletons like you think. You are welcome that you get to share the ring with me, it's your only accomplishment yet. I can't wait to carry you to a decent match. I'll see you Monday, unless something more important comes up. Then I won't even bother showing up.It's nothing personal, it's just a man of my distinction doesn't always have time for acts of charity, such as wrestle the mentally handicapped and make them look good while doing it. Some donate money to the charities that help the mentally handicapped but because my money is better suited towards me my version of charity is to be the bad guy those people can play wrestler. You're welcome Johnny Stylez. You can have an autograph after the match.
Jason raises his glass in a mock toast as the camera fades to black
Oh hello, I didn't see you there. You may be wondering what I'm reading. Why, it's only the best book ever written by man, it's my life story, oh so appropriately worded I Came I Saw I Conquered.
Jason held up the book to reveal the cover which is Jason holding up a championship title in the middle of a wrestling ring with bright lights on him. Jason then takes off his reading glasses and hooks them on his shirt
You see, some see me as a narcissist and because I know you fans lack any sort of intelligence whatsoever so I'll go ahead and tell you the definition of the word. A narcissist is someone who suffers from Narcissist Personality Disorder, NPD for short. It is of course a noun, I'll give you people a couple minutes to google what a noun is as I know none of you ever went to school. Done? Good. Anyway the definition of the word is someone who has an excessive interest or admiration of themselves and disregards other people, seeing them as inferior. This infatuation, if you will with themselves is usually unwarranted as the people that suffer from NPD usually never accomplish anything in life. You people must have me confused with Irina. Because I can assure you, I have very good reason to love being me. I am rich, I am famous, I just starred in a box office hit and I actually have to be back in Hollywood so I can start work on another movie, this one is some sort of thriller, horror type. Apparently I play a guy who has some sort of disorder where he sees the world as bleak and dreary and he is haunted by his own personal demons which makes him act out. So it's basically the character Flop tries to play but because Flop is a failure in every sense of the word and doesn't understand the concept of character work, I guess I will show him how it's done. Because myself and The Bloodline are the only people that have standards. We are the gold standard of professional wrestling.
Jason drinks from his glass of wine on the coffee table and gives a small smile
You see, I may love myself but when your life is as good as mine, you're allowed to be arrogant. When you are the future of the company, the heir to the throne if you will, you can get a little cocky. And when your life is so much better than everyone else's, it causes your co-workers to become jealous, hence the current conspiracy to hold me down and make sure I don't claim what is none and that is, the World Heavyweight Championship. Cause you see, as it is detailed in this here book, I have earned nothing but good things in my life, note my lifestyle. I have clawed and scratched for everything I have in my life. But someone who doesn't deserve anything, someone who is just like you people, is my opponent Johnny Stylez. You see Johnny is some normal guy with no talent, nothing going on in his life. Like all of you peeple, he is just another mouth breather that The Bloodline is going to purge. Speaking of which my Bloodline will be there for my match, in our very own VIP section. Front row seats because unlike you sick disgusting people who have to whore out your own families just to afford tickets, the price for front row tickets is nothing to The Bloodline. And after I pin Johnny, my Bloodline and I are going to dispose of him like the trash he is.
Jason sits back and sets the book aside before sipping from his wine glass again
Now, Mister Stylez, I must confess, I didn't see all of your promo because I had no idea what you were saying and it honestly gave me a migrain watching it. Something about how I was born out of my mother's asshole when she thought she was cramping... I don't think you know how that works but, I cannot blame you. You've clearly never been with a woman. Well, none that are not related to you. Honestly,you're nothing special, just another idiot, another buffoon because those are in such short supply here in this company aren' they? You people want to say I'm terrible, at least I know fucking English which my opponent does not. Now Johnny, southern succotash Mister Stylez, I understand you call yourself " The Don of Disrespect" but all you did was make yourself look stupid. I didn't feel disrespected, I wasn't paying attention, I was too busy laughing at all the words you mispronounced that I learned how to say in elementary school. I don't know what it is about APW that attracts special needs adults, maybe this is the only wrestling company they can get a job. Johnny, you may not know this but here in APW, the horrible management feels the need to have me work with every bottom feeder, every parasite that has difficulty in forming a sentence. You also said I have no chrismia... I'm glad you brought this up, it's something I've been wanting to address.
Jason refills his wine glass and stands up
I am not here to entertain the parasites in the crowd, the disgusting swine that buy tickets and stuff their faces the entire time. I am not here for the fans, I wish they wouldn't show up so I wouldn't have to hear their voices, so I wouldn't have to see their fifty pound faces and their beady eyes that lack any form of understanding. Charisma, Johnny is a skill that only men like you need. I will concede that you are more charismatic than I but that's because you have to over compensate for the fact that you have nothing else to offer. You have to be loud, be over the top to hide the fact that at the end of the day, all you are is style over substance. You're like a Twinkie. It looks good, it's appealing but once you read what's in it, you realize it's nothing but sugar. Which is just like you. You have to yell and scream and make a big show but when we really analyze you Stylez, all we see is a illiterate man child. Johnny, you need to realize something. I am the most hated man in APW , in wrestling terms I am the biggest heel in this company. Because unlike you, I know what I am doing. This match does not matter, because I am above wins and losses, I have transcended that. I am bulletproof, should I fall, all I need do is just cut a promo and it will wash right away, as if it never happened. Johnny, I'll put this in terms even you can understand. I have transcended mortality. I am no longer a man but a god. And since I'm a god, I am unaffected by what mortals say and do. Much like how a human doesn't care what a spider thinks before they kill it, I do not care what simpletons like you think. You are welcome that you get to share the ring with me, it's your only accomplishment yet. I can't wait to carry you to a decent match. I'll see you Monday, unless something more important comes up. Then I won't even bother showing up.It's nothing personal, it's just a man of my distinction doesn't always have time for acts of charity, such as wrestle the mentally handicapped and make them look good while doing it. Some donate money to the charities that help the mentally handicapped but because my money is better suited towards me my version of charity is to be the bad guy those people can play wrestler. You're welcome Johnny Stylez. You can have an autograph after the match.
Jason raises his glass in a mock toast as the camera fades to black