Post by Jason Ryan on Mar 5, 2020 4:38:13 GMT -5
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Jason makes his entrance with a big smile as the fans erupt into boos and chants of " Die Jason Die!" Jason is wearing a white suit with a red tie, sunglasses and is holding a champagne glass. He is soon joined by Bloodline compatriot, Aaron Blaze also wearing a suit and holding a glass. A red carpet is sprawled before the group, photographers with flash photography rapidly take their pictures. Jason and Aaron have a model under each arm. They are joined by Ira Stevenson, and three people never seen of APW TV before. The group of people head to the ring, seemingly in a good mood. They enter the ring and Jason is handed a microphone.
If you inbred parasites will shut your STD ridden mouths, the gods of professional wrestling have something to say. And since none of you people have a high school education, most of you don't have a GED because words hurt your feeble minds, if you even can read, I'll do my best to go sllllooooowwwwwwww for you. Try your best to pay attention. First and foremost, I'd like to introduce my oew personal commentary team. Mark the Page and Jonathon Seymore Buns. These two men will, from this moment forward be commentating all Bloodline matches, because APW's commentary team are so dimwitted, they literally need to read a script. just to do their jobs which they do a horrible job of by the way. Worst commentary in the business. Not to mention together they disgust me by their overuse of the word bro. I understand their brains are clogged by consumption of cheap ass beer, shitty hot dogs and mediocre weed but because I am a man of class, I cannot and will not stand for those who are beneath me on the social pecking order to even speak my name for they are not worthy. Thus I have two respectable men to call all Bloodline matches from here on out. As for the other person, this person is The Bloodline's personal ring announcer. Ralphael Ethan Fernando. R.E.F. From now on, he will introduce any and all Bloodline personal because I will not have a hooker introduce us anymore. Disgraceful. APW's current ring announcer does such a horrible job and can't read or write. APW, the company where the uneducated and the mentally handicapped are pushed to show how progressive they are! Isn't that great?
Jason shakes hands with his commentary team and ring announcer as the fans boo even louder. Jason just laughs as he examines the crowd
Now for the reason we came out here. You see, my newest movie made millions in the box office. Critics just can't stop virtually sucking my dick, saying how it's the best movie they have ever seen. And of course I am getting ready to film another one. And because of my success on the big screen, I have decided to leave Montana behind and reside in Hollywood California. What this means, is APW's Premier Talent, The Megastar, Jason Ryan
Jason looks over his sunglasses at the camera
Has gone Hollywood. Now I am aware of the negative stigma Hollywood has in the wrestling business but here's the thing. You ugly neckbeards have no business speaking ill of Hollywood cause everyone there actually bothers with a shower, whereas I don't see a single healthy looking person here! You're only supposed to take up one seat each, not the whole damn row, you manatee looking mother fuckers! Unlike all you swine The Bloodline is fucking glorious! We're what every man wants to be, and what every woman wants to get with. Now that my announcement is out of the way, The Bloodline is here to do a toast to ourselves and are letting you watch so you can have this chance to witness what greatness looks like and wooooorrrshhhhiippp us!
The Bloodline lifts their glasses, clink them and drink. Once they are done, they leave the ring and in front of the stage where a limo is waiting for them. The driver opens the door for them and they all pile in excepot for Jason who stops, looks at the crowd and slowly undoes his pants and exposes his bare ass to the crowd. He looks over his shoulder and shouts
I'm fucking glorious!
Jason pulls his pants up, flips off the crowd then gets in his limo
Jason makes his entrance with a big smile as the fans erupt into boos and chants of " Die Jason Die!" Jason is wearing a white suit with a red tie, sunglasses and is holding a champagne glass. He is soon joined by Bloodline compatriot, Aaron Blaze also wearing a suit and holding a glass. A red carpet is sprawled before the group, photographers with flash photography rapidly take their pictures. Jason and Aaron have a model under each arm. They are joined by Ira Stevenson, and three people never seen of APW TV before. The group of people head to the ring, seemingly in a good mood. They enter the ring and Jason is handed a microphone.
If you inbred parasites will shut your STD ridden mouths, the gods of professional wrestling have something to say. And since none of you people have a high school education, most of you don't have a GED because words hurt your feeble minds, if you even can read, I'll do my best to go sllllooooowwwwwwww for you. Try your best to pay attention. First and foremost, I'd like to introduce my oew personal commentary team. Mark the Page and Jonathon Seymore Buns. These two men will, from this moment forward be commentating all Bloodline matches, because APW's commentary team are so dimwitted, they literally need to read a script. just to do their jobs which they do a horrible job of by the way. Worst commentary in the business. Not to mention together they disgust me by their overuse of the word bro. I understand their brains are clogged by consumption of cheap ass beer, shitty hot dogs and mediocre weed but because I am a man of class, I cannot and will not stand for those who are beneath me on the social pecking order to even speak my name for they are not worthy. Thus I have two respectable men to call all Bloodline matches from here on out. As for the other person, this person is The Bloodline's personal ring announcer. Ralphael Ethan Fernando. R.E.F. From now on, he will introduce any and all Bloodline personal because I will not have a hooker introduce us anymore. Disgraceful. APW's current ring announcer does such a horrible job and can't read or write. APW, the company where the uneducated and the mentally handicapped are pushed to show how progressive they are! Isn't that great?
Jason shakes hands with his commentary team and ring announcer as the fans boo even louder. Jason just laughs as he examines the crowd
Now for the reason we came out here. You see, my newest movie made millions in the box office. Critics just can't stop virtually sucking my dick, saying how it's the best movie they have ever seen. And of course I am getting ready to film another one. And because of my success on the big screen, I have decided to leave Montana behind and reside in Hollywood California. What this means, is APW's Premier Talent, The Megastar, Jason Ryan
Jason looks over his sunglasses at the camera
Has gone Hollywood. Now I am aware of the negative stigma Hollywood has in the wrestling business but here's the thing. You ugly neckbeards have no business speaking ill of Hollywood cause everyone there actually bothers with a shower, whereas I don't see a single healthy looking person here! You're only supposed to take up one seat each, not the whole damn row, you manatee looking mother fuckers! Unlike all you swine The Bloodline is fucking glorious! We're what every man wants to be, and what every woman wants to get with. Now that my announcement is out of the way, The Bloodline is here to do a toast to ourselves and are letting you watch so you can have this chance to witness what greatness looks like and wooooorrrshhhhiippp us!
The Bloodline lifts their glasses, clink them and drink. Once they are done, they leave the ring and in front of the stage where a limo is waiting for them. The driver opens the door for them and they all pile in excepot for Jason who stops, looks at the crowd and slowly undoes his pants and exposes his bare ass to the crowd. He looks over his shoulder and shouts
I'm fucking glorious!
Jason pulls his pants up, flips off the crowd then gets in his limo
