Post by Jason Ryan on Mar 1, 2020 23:41:30 GMT -5
Jason shows up on screen using his phone to record himself
So once again I am in a meaningless triple threat match because once agin, I am basically told to go fuck myself by APW. And I know I’m supposed to deliver a promo about the March and my opponents but no, no! I’m not doing that, I’m not delivering the promo APW wants me to deliver. Fuck them.
Jason holds up a few papers
see this? It’s the promo I was supposed to deliver, guess what?
Jason tears the papers up
Fuck you people. I’m not listening to a goddamn word you say. Oh wait, let me guess. I’m gonna be called into Irina’s office about my attitude problem, ironic I get lectured about my attitude and my lack of respect from one of the biggest bitches in wrestling. Kinda hypocritical. Newsflash dickweed, respect is earned and goes both ways. You fuckeits want my respect? Step up and earn it like ZMAC did. He beat the hell out of me, I can admit it. He gave me one hell of a fight and I respect him for it. Who the hell are the rest of you to demand a thing from me? I don’t owe you shit. So here I am, having being put in a going nowhere Triple Threat. And they say they want me to prove myself. Yeah okay sure. That’s funny, you want me to prove myself yet want me to be a goddamn doormat for everyone else. Trying to make me job to everyone so I’ll quit the company because I won’t suck certain people off. Now I guess this is the part I talk about my match that no one is gonna watch because and this may shock you fans. But when you throw a match together for no reason with three guys you’ve made apparent you don’t give a fuck about, you’re setting
them up to fail. Which is what this company has done since I got here, set
me up to fail. And I am sick and tired of it. So no, I’m not going by the script, blow me. Line up and blow me. Granted it’ll be a fleeting experience at best but at least I’ll get a little enjoyment before getting fucked over. Now let me talk about this match.
With sarcasm clearly oozing Jason makes himself look excited
This match is going to be so much fun! Full of unexpected twists and turns. And it’s an honor to just be in the same match with wrestlers like my opponents. I don’t know what’s gonna happen but boy is it exciting!
Jason rolls his eyes, the smile gone
In all honestly, fuck this match. It has a guy who I already beat, whose career has gone to shot, which is his fault. Alex, it’s not my fault you’re APW’s latest failed experiment okay, don’t take it out on me. It’s not my fault that you dropped the ball so damn hard they had to go with Breezy. Let that sink in. You were such a failure they had to go with the poster child of condoms. You have no room to talk shit on anyone in all of wrestling. So shut the fuck up and go away. Go do something you’re good at and get me a coffee you curtain jerker. As for the other guy, look I know nothing about it. I’ll reserve judgement till we get in the ring. Maybe he help me pick up the slack Alex is gonna bring in the match. I hope so. Perhaps myself and the other guy whose name I am too lazy to look up, will give you people a reason to watch the match. And spoiler alert, I’m probably gonna lose. Creative is probably gonna fuck me again cause God forbid I go over right? Oh yeah, heaven fucking forbid I look good in anyway, #buryjasonryan.
Jason drinks from a large bottle of Jameson
Bottom line is, I’ve tried to just sit back and play my role. I’ve tried to be the guy the company wants me to be but some APA wants to just use me as a jobber/joke character I say fuck
it, I’m done. I am so sick and tired of this shit. Of being given shit to do and being told to go fuck myself because there’s not a goddamn person in APW that likes me. And since it’s a popularity game, I I guess I’m fucked, right? No. No, we’re not playing this game anymore. I don’t care, fine me, suspend me, hell fire me if you want. But if you’re gonna screw me over, at least have the first to tell me you’re
gonna do it to my face. Look in summation, I ain’t doing anything you people say anymore, kiss my fucking ass.
Jason flips off the camera and covers the camera with his hand
So once again I am in a meaningless triple threat match because once agin, I am basically told to go fuck myself by APW. And I know I’m supposed to deliver a promo about the March and my opponents but no, no! I’m not doing that, I’m not delivering the promo APW wants me to deliver. Fuck them.
Jason holds up a few papers
see this? It’s the promo I was supposed to deliver, guess what?
Jason tears the papers up
Fuck you people. I’m not listening to a goddamn word you say. Oh wait, let me guess. I’m gonna be called into Irina’s office about my attitude problem, ironic I get lectured about my attitude and my lack of respect from one of the biggest bitches in wrestling. Kinda hypocritical. Newsflash dickweed, respect is earned and goes both ways. You fuckeits want my respect? Step up and earn it like ZMAC did. He beat the hell out of me, I can admit it. He gave me one hell of a fight and I respect him for it. Who the hell are the rest of you to demand a thing from me? I don’t owe you shit. So here I am, having being put in a going nowhere Triple Threat. And they say they want me to prove myself. Yeah okay sure. That’s funny, you want me to prove myself yet want me to be a goddamn doormat for everyone else. Trying to make me job to everyone so I’ll quit the company because I won’t suck certain people off. Now I guess this is the part I talk about my match that no one is gonna watch because and this may shock you fans. But when you throw a match together for no reason with three guys you’ve made apparent you don’t give a fuck about, you’re setting
them up to fail. Which is what this company has done since I got here, set
me up to fail. And I am sick and tired of it. So no, I’m not going by the script, blow me. Line up and blow me. Granted it’ll be a fleeting experience at best but at least I’ll get a little enjoyment before getting fucked over. Now let me talk about this match.
With sarcasm clearly oozing Jason makes himself look excited
This match is going to be so much fun! Full of unexpected twists and turns. And it’s an honor to just be in the same match with wrestlers like my opponents. I don’t know what’s gonna happen but boy is it exciting!
Jason rolls his eyes, the smile gone
In all honestly, fuck this match. It has a guy who I already beat, whose career has gone to shot, which is his fault. Alex, it’s not my fault you’re APW’s latest failed experiment okay, don’t take it out on me. It’s not my fault that you dropped the ball so damn hard they had to go with Breezy. Let that sink in. You were such a failure they had to go with the poster child of condoms. You have no room to talk shit on anyone in all of wrestling. So shut the fuck up and go away. Go do something you’re good at and get me a coffee you curtain jerker. As for the other guy, look I know nothing about it. I’ll reserve judgement till we get in the ring. Maybe he help me pick up the slack Alex is gonna bring in the match. I hope so. Perhaps myself and the other guy whose name I am too lazy to look up, will give you people a reason to watch the match. And spoiler alert, I’m probably gonna lose. Creative is probably gonna fuck me again cause God forbid I go over right? Oh yeah, heaven fucking forbid I look good in anyway, #buryjasonryan.
Jason drinks from a large bottle of Jameson
Bottom line is, I’ve tried to just sit back and play my role. I’ve tried to be the guy the company wants me to be but some APA wants to just use me as a jobber/joke character I say fuck
it, I’m done. I am so sick and tired of this shit. Of being given shit to do and being told to go fuck myself because there’s not a goddamn person in APW that likes me. And since it’s a popularity game, I I guess I’m fucked, right? No. No, we’re not playing this game anymore. I don’t care, fine me, suspend me, hell fire me if you want. But if you’re gonna screw me over, at least have the first to tell me you’re
gonna do it to my face. Look in summation, I ain’t doing anything you people say anymore, kiss my fucking ass.
Jason flips off the camera and covers the camera with his hand
