The Lazer Blazer Brigade
Jun 15, 2019 23:21:05 GMT -5
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Post by Lazer Blazer on Jun 15, 2019 23:21:05 GMT -5
( cut to Lazer Johnson in front of a Alpha Wrestling banner while in his ring gear. )
Lazer Johnson: Wow! Hey, and hello there to all my Lazer Blazer fans and my little lazerites! Its your old pal and HERO, Lazer Johnson here and I just want to tell you about my upcoming match against Tom Ambrose
( Lazer mouths the word: ‘wow’ )
Lazer Johnson: He’s like, my idol. I’ve looked up to him for years. When I think professional wrestling, I think of Tom Ambrose. I just cant beleave that old PEW PEW, POW POW - boy has such an oppertunity. I mean, I’ve been all over the world from Kansas City, to Rockville, Davenport, Ogdenville and North Havenbrook and BOY have they really been put on the map. But here, but this, this is the Capitol One Center and I just cant believe it. The only problem is that Tom Ambrose, hasnt shown up yet. I havent seen him. Have you all seen him? If you do, I want all you youngsters to go up to him, give him a big ol’ hello, how-do-you-do and big ol’ high five bucka-roo and you tell him that the Lazer sent cha. Because when we get in that ring. WOW, oh boy, its going to be pure E-LEC-TRICITY, man. Pure adrenaline running through my lazer blazer veins . I just know that me and him are going to have the best match that we can have because the Lazer knows that he has each and every one of you in his corner and with you - PEW PEW - POW POW - THE LAZER CAN DO ANYTHING. FOLKS, WE’RE ABOUT TO GO LIGHT SPEED WITH THAT DOUBLE BARREL AND LAZER SPECIAL.
SHIFT INTO LIGHT SPEED THIS WEEK ON MONDAY NIGHT METAL WHERE ALL MY FANS UNDER TWELVE YEARS OF AGE GET A NIFTY LAZER BLAZER DECODER RING- ABSOLUTELY FREE AND DONT FORGET TO TELL THEM THAT YOU’RE WITH THE LAZER BLAZER BRIGADE!
In the mean time, I want all my Lazer Blazers out there to be good, listen to your folks, eat your supper, do your chores and finish your homework because if you want to be in the Lazer Blazer Brigade, it takes hard work, a soft heart and a sharp mind.
( Lazer puts his index finger to his temple. )
Lets go LIGHT SPEED, TOGETHER
PEW PEW POW POW POW
( epic babyface pose )
Lazer Johnson: Wow! Hey, and hello there to all my Lazer Blazer fans and my little lazerites! Its your old pal and HERO, Lazer Johnson here and I just want to tell you about my upcoming match against Tom Ambrose
( Lazer mouths the word: ‘wow’ )
Lazer Johnson: He’s like, my idol. I’ve looked up to him for years. When I think professional wrestling, I think of Tom Ambrose. I just cant beleave that old PEW PEW, POW POW - boy has such an oppertunity. I mean, I’ve been all over the world from Kansas City, to Rockville, Davenport, Ogdenville and North Havenbrook and BOY have they really been put on the map. But here, but this, this is the Capitol One Center and I just cant believe it. The only problem is that Tom Ambrose, hasnt shown up yet. I havent seen him. Have you all seen him? If you do, I want all you youngsters to go up to him, give him a big ol’ hello, how-do-you-do and big ol’ high five bucka-roo and you tell him that the Lazer sent cha. Because when we get in that ring. WOW, oh boy, its going to be pure E-LEC-TRICITY, man. Pure adrenaline running through my lazer blazer veins . I just know that me and him are going to have the best match that we can have because the Lazer knows that he has each and every one of you in his corner and with you - PEW PEW - POW POW - THE LAZER CAN DO ANYTHING. FOLKS, WE’RE ABOUT TO GO LIGHT SPEED WITH THAT DOUBLE BARREL AND LAZER SPECIAL.
SHIFT INTO LIGHT SPEED THIS WEEK ON MONDAY NIGHT METAL WHERE ALL MY FANS UNDER TWELVE YEARS OF AGE GET A NIFTY LAZER BLAZER DECODER RING- ABSOLUTELY FREE AND DONT FORGET TO TELL THEM THAT YOU’RE WITH THE LAZER BLAZER BRIGADE!
In the mean time, I want all my Lazer Blazers out there to be good, listen to your folks, eat your supper, do your chores and finish your homework because if you want to be in the Lazer Blazer Brigade, it takes hard work, a soft heart and a sharp mind.
( Lazer puts his index finger to his temple. )
Lets go LIGHT SPEED, TOGETHER
PEW PEW POW POW POW
( epic babyface pose )
